The Bridge

@LessPop_MoreFizz Well sorry, didn't know it was released

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Does anyone notice that my picture looks screwy?

@MBraedley It wasn't, some radio station in Edmonton is full of morons.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Also, the version I linked is actually pretty good quality

12:01 AM

@OrigamiRobot Without it, my chances of getting a Crissaegrim are considerably lower.

@MBraedley If that is your definition of quality, this will sound fine.

Like the legend of the phoenix...

@Fluttershy +5 luck isn't that much.

user43095

tinyurl.com/cp3746m

user43095

Look what I found using the power of Google!

@LessPop_MoreFizz Okay, maybe it's not the best, but it sounded fine through my speakers

12:02 AM

@OrigamiRobot True. I know I get a lot more from the Alucart set. But still... Every little bit helps. And killing a Shmoo with the Alucart gear on is not gonna be fun.

@Fluttershy I never used that either. There's a spot where you can just easily farm shmoo.

user15026

@jeffreylin_ @Wipqozn's terrible mocking of my previous yak-less state is in that results list!

@AshleyNunn buy for yak.

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@LessPop_MoreFizz psh I HAVE A YAK NOW

@OrigamiRobot I know.

12:06 AM

cow >>>> yak

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@BenBrocka ಠ_ಠ

@AshleyNunn Buy for yak.

... Yaks. Really, Bridge?

@jeffreylin_ I like how this was in that Google search. (cc @spugsley)

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz STAHP I HAVE A YAK I DON'T NEED TO BUY FOR YAK ANYMORE BECAUSE THE YAK IS MINE

12:07 AM

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@Fluttershy oh man

@Fluttershy Gyah!

user15026

that whole search has some lovely gold in it

@AshleyNunn Always buy for yak.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz THERE ARE NO MORE YAKS TO BE HAD

12:09 AM

@spugsley

I see dolan, but no @spugsley. I don't get it.

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So she doesn't miss that lovely conversation.

@AshleyNunn There will always be more yaks to be had.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz My house is a tiny hobbit hole with limited yak space

Speaking of @spugsley...

Let's all ping @spugsley!

I'm sure @spugsley won't mind.

12:12 AM

Are you sure? I think @spugsley would hate it.

That obviously depends on just who ends up pinging @spugsley.

@AshleyNunn The universe is in a perpetual state of expansion. Ergo, all space shall expand to accommodate as many yaks as are available to fill it. This is the Law of the Conservation of Yaks.

In conclusion: Buy for yak.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Your logic is flawed.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz facepalm

@LessPop_MoreFizz The conclusion is valid, though.

12:19 AM

@FEichinger Sounds like somebody needs to brush up on his Yak Physics.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Not. A. Thing.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz There are no yaks available to me

user15026

@FEichinger I have to side with the puppet on this one

user15026

which dooms me

user15026

Although tbh I just want the cow, now, so I can have the cow and llama and yak and be the happiest

12:21 AM

@FEichinger Yes it is. Ferlinghetti and Feynman coauthored most of the pioneering work in the field in the late 60's.

@AshleyNunn Which concludes the plot of making you feel bad, yet again. :P

totally planned that from the start

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am sure I could find papers on it somewhere.

user15026

@FEichinger whatever, I have a yak

user15026

hard to be sad when you have a yak

@AshleyNunn Check the Journal of Applied Yak-Keeping.

user15026

12:22 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah, yes. i am sure I have access to that.

@AshleyNunn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! shakes fist

user15026

@FEichinger innocent smile

So. Handsome.

@AshleyNunn >.<

user15026

@Wipqozn The yak is, totally

12:24 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz He might be on the metric system. Try talking to him about Musk Ox.

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user15026

Koolickles? whoever decided koolaid and pickles should be a thing is a complete crazypants.

@AshleyNunn 404 D,:

user15026

Fixed.

@AshleyNunn Location stamped for the city that I'm in...

12:31 AM

@FEichinger I'd much prefer 418

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I was just going to note that.

.oO( zzz )

@Krazer c(_)/

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh really

user15026

Budweiser, bowtie shaped beer cans? Dude, even a cool bowtie will not save your crappy beer

12:35 AM

@kalina Yes.

@LessPop_MoreFizz well this explains a lot!

@kalina Orly?

so how was your near death experience today?

What does it explain?

@kalina I am drinking. Drinking. Drinking. Drinking.

@LessPop_MoreFizz nothing bad :P

@LessPop_MoreFizz yes but this is just you on a normal night, I see no difference

12:37 AM

@kalina Much faster than usual. And with purpose.

@LessPop_MoreFizz does that mean if I stay up until ~4-5 that you will reach the state of "gibbering wreck" ?

I have already had 8 hours of sleep tonight

@kalina Probably.

If I don't pass out first.

We'll see which comes first!

well, passing out is good

I am considering going and doing that again right now, I reckon I could still get away with it before I start waking up properly

there is an immense amount of wind around here tonight

Here, higher quality of the new Daft Punk single without annoying Danes yelling over the beginning and end.

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@AshleyNunn this sounds delightful!

user15026

12:42 AM

@Krazer no.

Q: How do you kill an Enderman without them teleporting?

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I tried to kill and Enderman by its leg cause I was told that it's easier but they just kept teleporting.

minecraft

@BenBrocka What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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@AshleyNunn I don't like the name either

@Fluttershy Double is special

12:44 AM

@BenBrocka This game just gets less and less appealing to me. o_o

user15026

@BenBrocka This is mad awesome.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm don't feel this is all that great tbh

user15026

@Fluttershy I have the total opposite reaction

@Fluttershy Oh come on

not like you have to play as Double

She's the least popular character anyway (she has clone attacks which are boring no matter how you do it)

@kalina It is exactly as good as the teasers have been at a very minimum.

12:52 AM

meh, it's 2am, I'm going to go back to sleep like a normal person

@kalina I am still curious what my being Jewish explains.

it means nothing, i just though back a week to you exploding over a particular comment and it makes more sense with the additional data available

i hate typing on a ipad

@Fluttershy Surely you can't hate Filia

@kalina Ah. That.

yes that

1:06 AM

@BenBrocka @Wipqozn type special?

i also fail at tapping send because the button is so small when i rdp upstairs on a screen this size

@SaintWacko More like Silent Hill special

agent86

@LessPop_MoreFizz, I heard that leaked version, and I have a hard time thinking that's anywhere close to the real track... parts were pretty shitty

and I've got that amazon window open, and I refresh it occasionally....

user15026

@BenBrocka Okay, reading the mythological explanation for the mouthon her head.....*shivers*

@AshleyNunn His name is Samson and he's awesome

user15026

1:10 AM

@BenBrocka It just....creeps me out in the most delighted of ways

1:23 AM

@FEichinger WHY YOU PING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!

AND WHY IS THERE A BLOODY DOLAN AXE MURDERER!??!?!

I WAS AT WORK YOU CRAPS

1 hour ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@LessPop_MoreFizz you've showed me this picture so many times I've started to believe that it's actually you irl

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm just going to assume that you are every Dolan in the world.

1:28 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz also Dolan is sexist.

there are no female Dolan's

The woman is also a Dolan.

@spugsley How many pings did you have when you got here? <_<

@Fluttershy ENOUGH TO FUEL MY RAGE

@LessPop_MoreFizz but only by marriage. Again, Dolan = sexist

@spugsley Clearly that is not enough.

Make mental note: 60km is too low an altitude for performing aerobraking maneuvers around Jool

1:35 AM

Oh, and I fixed my washing machine. It seems that any machine can be fixed if you hit it hard enough with a sufficiently big wrench

Bored...

@Fluttershy Read: talesfromponyville.tumblr.com/tagged/chapter1/chrono

ALSO can I just tell you guys about this AWESOME couple that I shot today in uptown. They brought rum along to drink. And you can see the pictures progress in stages of awesomeness as they drank more rum!

@spugsley So, they were getting drunk, and you shot them?

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@Fluttershy well, I mostly carried the equipment and did the lighting but...yes

1:39 AM

You monster.

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Where did you bury the bodies?

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why does everyone think I'm killing things? ;.;

@spugsley They're people. You can try to dehumanize them all you like, your conscience will catch up to you one day.

> couple that I shot today in uptown

I dunno if I can be friends with someone who shoots people for money...

@Fluttershy welllllll I'm just an intern sooooo

I don't actually make much money

1:44 AM

@spugsley Oh. So you're shooting people for fun?

@spugsley Do you get college credit for an assassination internship?

@Fluttershy for a learning experience....

What department issues it? Italian Studies?

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@spugsley Gotcha. You're learning to shoot people better.

@LessPop_MoreFizz -.-

1:45 AM

I had to sign a 6 year contract to do that.

you guys are the poopiest :(

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Let me see if I can adjust the frames on this one to make it loop

@spugsley At least we don't shoot people. <3

Ktash

@Fluttershy Really? How do you play video games?

@Fluttershy BOOM YOU GOT TOLD SON

1:49 AM

@Ktash Characters in video games are not real people.

@spugsley No... No I didn't.

Ktash

@Fluttershy Again, not sure what video games you play, but I shoot real people on the regular... Mostly 12 years olds. And mostly because they annoy me

@Ktash 12 year olds in FPS's aren't real people either.

@Ktash I haven't played a competitive FPS in years.

@Unionhawk I concur, they're not fully formed, sentient, human beings with consciousness

@Unionhawk let's just say 12-year-olds aren't real people, period

1:55 AM

@spugsley Fair enough

@spugsley Y'know what we should do? Settle Catan.

@Fluttershy I think @OrigamiRobot is asleep

plus I'm tired. and grumpy

@spugsley Again?

@spugsley Bah!

@spugsley is a murderer?

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@Wipqozn possibly - if so, would I scare you?

1:57 AM

@spugsley IT's not much of a surprise, so no.

@spugsley You're like 4 feet tall. Of course he's scared.

@spugsley always struck me as the murdering type.

@Fluttershy -.-;

STOP PINGING ME YOU CRAPS

@Fluttershy Wow, she really is a monster

@spugsley Okay.

1:58 AM

@spugsley If you insist

@spugsley Fine. party pooper.

@spugsley Most certainly, madame

@spugsley Am not.

So, to be clear, we're all going to stop pinging @spugsley?

Q: Is "XBox Live Vision Camera" the same as "Kinect"?

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I have a Kinect, and I recently encountered an older XBox Arcade game called Puzzle Arcade, which lists support for the "XBox Live Vision Camera". I assume this was how camera support was listed before Microsoft unveiled Kinect, but I'm unclear if the two literally mean the same thing. For my p...

xbox-360 kinect

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Q: Can I bypass the ridiculous obstacle course during the last mission?

So, during the last mission, you are required to fly through a long winding tunnel while avoiding collisions. I find it ridiculous and infuriating. I'd like to see how the game ends, but I'm not wasting 30 minutes on the obstacle course. Is there any way at all for me to bypass it?

strike-suit-zero

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Q: Mittens iOS: Mouse Cave Red Diamond Level

In Disney's new Mittens game on iOS, in the Mouse Cave area on the final Red Diamonds level, I can't seem to find out how to get past the mine carts that are just after the first red volcano geyser. I can land in the mine cart, but once it starts going down the track I don't see anything that can...

ios

1:58 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAGEEEEEEEEEE

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Definitely going to stop pinging @spugsley

@spugsley Cheer up, buttercup!

that's it. Everyone is banned.

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@YiJiang'sEvilClone yeah, I don't want to upset @spugsley.

@spugsley Awww, shucks

@Wipqozn Too late, we've already upset @spugsley

1:59 AM

@spugsley You're lucky I have to go play Mass Effect 3 or I'd just keep pinging you! =P

@YiJiang'sEvilClone you've unleashed the beast

prepare to die

@spugsley

And now we're doomed, DOOOOOOOMED I tell you. @spugsley will rain death down on us.

@Fluttershy I thought we were playing Catan?

@spugsley But at least I didn't kill your father!

2:00 AM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone no, I killed him.

NOW ARE YOU SCARED?!?!?!

@OrigamiRobot Apparently @spugsley is too grumpy to play Catan. So I accepted an invite for ME3 instead.

Blame @spugsley

:(

@spugsley OH SHI-

this getting back to sleep thing isnt working

@kalina Go the Fuck to Sleep

2:02 AM

ive had 8 hours of sleep already tonight

@spugsley TMI

i dont want to get out of bed though because its cold

such a dialemma

Well, I'm going to bed.

I'll make sure to not ping @spugsley before I leave.

nn wipqozn

@Wipqozn OMG STOP

2:04 AM

@spugsley

@Wipqozn I solemnly swear I will not ping @spugsley

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why dont you like being pinged @spugsley?

@Wipqozn That must be at least the third time I've seen you post that.

@Yawus pfft, that's nothing

►

2:05 AM

@spugsley doesn't like being pinged?

I've posted that one 63 times

I WAS JUST DOING THAT EXACT SEARCH

@Wipqozn MsDugITBANI

@Yawus He's posted that one 4 times

It's a shame that video was deleted.

2:08 AM

@Unionhawk I guessed I missed one.

When I find a video I like I drive that shit into the ground.

I'm watching "Bet on Your Baby"

because I 100% condone people making money off of babies doing dumb things

Spotify just launched in Singapore at a S$9.90 per month price point

@spugsley But do you condone people just flat out making money off of their babies? Y'know, as in selling them?

2:28 AM

They sell ice cream by the pint downstairs? Why did I not know about this sooner...?

What flavor?

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yes.

More or less all the flavors

@Unionhawk I see

Q: What is the best way to kill Lady Comstock on Hard in Bioshock Infinite?

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I have been having a really hard time beating the 3 tears of Lady Comstock, I have been trying to kill her and her army of the undead with the shotgun, carbine, and a repeater/machine gun I pick from the corpses along with the Return To Sender, Charge, and Bucking Bronco. Needless to say, even w...

bioshock-infinite

2:38 AM

Burn.

Also, posting such an answer in re to a mod? The smartest idea? I think probably no.\

Then again, they probably have no idea...

It's just like any other site*, you put your reply in the box and click post.

(* Actually it isn't! Can't blame people for not knowing this isn't a forum. Fortunately they usually catch on quick.)

@Brant I figure "seymore butts" isn't going to hang around anyway

@LessPop_MoreFizz The album version of Get Lucky leaked

@Brant This is amazing.

I can see why they cut the dubsteppy bits from the radio edit

Ullallulloo

2:50 AM

@Brant Well, except for them ignoring the big banner when they first come here saying that it works a little differently than other sites.

Pfft, you don't just read things on the Internet.

Who reads things on the Internet?

agent86

@Brant they've been saying it leaked for a while now. I've lost count of the number of times I've heard the "official" track :P

There are two rules for the Internet: 1. Be a dick. 2. KITTEHS!

agent86

that one is one of the better ones, though

2:54 AM

@Yawus tl;dr

3:13 AM

are chickens soft?

like...if you hug them?

can someone tell me?

@spugsley They are much like any animal. If they don't know you, they try to claw your face off if you try to hug them.

user20683

@spugsley chickens are...fluffy? kinda? not really soft

user20683

they will peck you

user20683

and their claws are nasty

:( oh ok

user20683

3:21 AM

sorry, I'm not a chicken fan

@spugsley No, but I hear they're delicious! =D

@spugsley ...?

@Unionhawk .....? If I hug a chicken, is it soft

@spugsley Yes

It is

Soft and fluffy

I'm curious why you'd be hugging chickens in the first place.

3:23 AM

Chickens are wonderful to hug

@Fluttershy because I am watching a show. And there are chickens. And I want to hug one.

Chickens are disgusting.

A51 Proposal: Spugsley.SE. Sample questions: "Are chickens soft enough to hug?" and "Do cats fart?"

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@Fluttershy ....

@spugsley Don't make them angry. Else they'll kill you to death.

3:26 AM

@Fluttershy Precisely. The hazards of chickens.

user20683

they are ostensibly dinosaurs

Chickens walk around in their own poop all day.

@OrigamiRobot So do horses, and rabbits, and a lot of other animals.

Other animals poop in a corner and avoid it.

Birds just poop wherever. They are gross.

3:33 AM

In other news, Chasm has almost hit 50%. =3

user20683

@OrigamiRobot actually most of the time that's piss

user20683

bird piss is so concentrated that it's white

Chicken poop is green

user20683

<--used to pigeons

@OrigamiRobot STOP RUINING MY DREAMS OF HUGGING FLUFFY CHICKENS

3:37 AM

@spugsley Just go to Lazy 5 Ranch and you can hang out with all kinds of animals.

@OrigamiRobot The only ranch I'll ever visit is Lon Lon Ranch.

OUR ANIMALS

• Cattle • Horses • Sheep & Goats • Deer & Elk
• Giraffes & Rhino • Pigs • Camels & Llamas
• Kangaroos • Birds• Quail & Pheasants
• Ducks & Swans • Porcupines & Tortoises

@OrigamiRobot YOU JUST SAID THEY POOP GREEN

They do!

@OrigamiRobot Porcupines? What kind of petting zoo are they running!?

3:40 AM

Who said it was a petting zoo?

@OrigamiRobot My dreams.

They have emus too. I'd rather pet a porcupine than an emu.

user20683

still better than a Cassowary.

GOODNIGHT BRIDGE

Q: what do i do if i dont have a MEATA-INF or minecraft.rar folder

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I have looked all over the internet for solutions but I have got nothing I want to install minepainter mod but I need a meata-inf and a minecraft.rar help me please

minecraft

user15026

4:03 AM

@spugsley you really dont want to hug a chicken

4:14 AM

@AshleyNunn why not?

user15026

@Krazer in all my experiences holding a chicken they tried to attack me, usually my face.

50 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

Chickens are disgusting.

50 mins ago, by Fluttershy

user20683

Female Chickens are known peck eyes out

@WorldEngineer O_O

user20683

4:17 AM

typically of other chickens

@AshleyNunn but they looked so cute and cuddly....

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user15026

@Krazer Notice she is still holding them captive while she does it

user15026

Okay, except the last one

user15026

Maybe it is because all the chickens I encounter are like large piles of chickens, in big barns, not like 1 or 2 chickens

@AshleyNunn set them free~ they shouldn't be cooped up like that!

user15026

4:22 AM

@Krazer facepalm

Ullallulloo

Chickens are mostly fine as long as they haven't gotten the taste of blood yet.

So anyways...

user15026

@Krazer I love this.

I'd like to see this realized somehow with hits making honking or squeaking noises

user15026

@Krazer I would play it.