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5:00 PM
When you force someone to enter a tag, yeah, you're probably going to get a lot of people that just hit a random key and click the first thing that appears in order to pass the validation
It's just a shame that they don't see the game titles there and say "oh, this is a list of games" and then think to put in the right one
 
@PanicBomb well, the rest of the question is also usually terrible quality >.>
 
is an even bigger mess than
 
@AshleyNunn And in my case, fall off all the things.
 
It seems like the majority of review queue items for that I get are crash log dumps
 
Man, this risk game is not going well for me.
 
5:02 PM
so I just skip because I have no idea at all what constitutes a duplicate or a bad log dump question
 
and then the delivery person arrived and delivered another package, which was completely drenched on the side
 
Well, unpack everything
It should probably be fine
 
By "another package" I meant none of the two I'm waiting for
 
same carrier, too!
Amazon says they're still being delivered. It's 7pm
 
5:07 PM
I sort of want to buy baking soda and vinegar from Amazon and then get them shipped together with the cheapest shipping possible
 
goes back to killing time with Gyromancer
 
That is not how to beard
you are bearding wrong
 
dunno, seems like everyone involved is happy
 
@badp cat beard is best beard
 
5:13 PM
@spugsley so no beard is best beard?
 
@badp CATS ARE FLUFFY I DONT CARE I LOVE THEM
 
@spugsley TOO BAD BECAUSE I ALSO DO
 
WHY ARE WE YELLING
CAN I HAVE SOME COOKIES
 
YELLING IS MANDATORY
 
CAPS LOCK IS BEST LOCK
 
5:14 PM
REAL MEN SHIFT LOCK
 
I LOST MY LEFT PINKY IN THE CONSOLE WARS YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
 
SHIFT IS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE KEYBOARD
 
LOUD NOISES
 
EXPLOHSIONS
 
user15026
So much loud!
 
5:16 PM
@AshleyNunn I'M SORRY WHAT
 
I DONT THINK I EVER USE THE RIGHT SHIFT KEY
WHO EVEN DOES THATS CRAZY
 
DISCRIMINATION
 
THATS PROBABLY RACIST
 
THE RIGHT SHIFT KEY IS PROBABLY MY LEAST USED KEY ON MY KEYBOARD
 
THAT'S PROBABLY SHOUTING
 
5:19 PM
I'M SORRY IF YOU GUYS ARE BEING FORCED TO USE AUTOCAD
 
YOU OWE THE INTERNET ORACLE "PROBABLY SHOUTING", A VIDEOGAME ABOUT COORDINATING YOUR FINGER MUSCLES OVER A KEYBOARD TO SHOUT IN ONLINE CHATROOMS
 
@Unionhawk NOT SCROLL LOCK?
 
@Powerlord MY KEYBOARD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SCROLL LOCK - LAPTOP
 
If I hit that button, will it make sure no Mojang software gets installed?
 
5 hours ago, by Sterno
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STILL LOOKS DELICIOUS cc @OrigamiRobot
 
5:21 PM
@Unionhawk FN
 
TRUTH
 
@badp DEFINITELY USED
 
@Sterno Is that rare? Or medium rare?
 
user15026
@Sterno I want that in my face
 
@Sterno :O
 
5:22 PM
@AshleyNunn must... not... make... inappropriate... comment...
 
@agent86 You must be new here
 
@agent86 Your face is an inappropriate comment.
 
@Fluttershy Probably medium rare
 
@badp must... not... goad... @badp...
 
@Sterno Dang. :( I prefer medium.
 
user15026
5:23 PM
@agent86 Come on, I just said I wanted @Sterno's meat in my face. :P Inappropriate all round, I am.
3
 
@Fluttershy YOU MONSTER
 
@AshleyNunn BAM THATS WHAT SHE SA... oh wait :/
 
I used to always order my steak well done. I was so stupid.
 
AGENT86'S SMART SENSOR IS GIVING ME "OLD AGE" WARNINGS
 
@Sterno THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST
 
user15026
5:24 PM
@agent86 Indeed, she did say that :P
 
0
Q: How Much Can I Handle on Skyrim?

Christopher HeltonMy name is Christopher and I'm trying to figure what my computer can handle when it comes to FPS and Mods in Skyrim. I've always loved the game and modded it little by little, but now I'm trying to step up my game a bit. I used to be able to run Skyrim on my Little HP laptop that had a duo core 1...

 
@Sterno WHEN I WAS A KID, MY DAD LET ME HAVE SOME OF HIS MEDIUM RARE STEAK, BUT THEN MY MOM WOULD NEVER LET ME ORDER MY OWN THAT WAY
 
@Sterno I did this too. All the way until college.
 
IT WAS THE WORST.
 
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@Sterno Yeah, I used to think that was the only way. Now I am rare/medium rare
 
5:24 PM
@Fluttershy Medium rare
 
@AshleyNunn thunder: stolen
 
@Sterno WELL DONE
 
@AshleyNunn THE ONLY REASON I DON'T LIKE RARE IS BECAUSE IT'S A COOL RED CENTER AS OPPOSED TO WARM
@StrixVaria YES THIS IS THE BEST
 
5:25 PM
@StrixVaria PUNS ARE MANDATORY
 
Why is House painting a house on a house while wearing a house?
3
 
@agent86 mortal kombaaaaaat
 
@badp ...if you're saying that "Well done" is how to order/cook steak, you could not be more wrong, and this makes you more awful than Wipqozn.
 
@Unionhawk I'm pretty sure it was intended as a pun. Or...whatever you'd call it.
 
5:26 PM
@StrixVaria It's nearly 7MB. That's probably why. I dunno what imgur's size limit is though.
 
gfycat to the rescue!
 
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@OrigamiRobot yeah, for me it really depends on the day which one I prefer
 
@PanicBomb I want to be sure. Because if it is the case, then...
 
2 mins ago, by badp
@StrixVaria PUNS ARE MANDATORY
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, you can never be too sure about things like this
 
5:28 PM
@AshleyNunn I ALWAYS PREFER MY MEAT WARM
 
I don't think my gravatar is compatible with @badp.
 
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Sometimes I like it cold.
 
MANDATORY IS MANDATORY
 
user15026
Because I like variety
 
@badp YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL - YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT THAT SOMEONE IS LITERALLY THE WORST
 
5:29 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Enjoy your day!
guys
I made a thing
 
a good cold salami can be pretty nice!
 
@GnomeSlice It's worth using 7MB of your bandwidth on the link I posted.
 
It's a loading animation
 
@PanicBomb DENIED
 
5:30 PM
@StrixVaria Which link, I have been running up and down stairs to different comps because I need different software.
 
LOL MEAT JOKES
 
@GnomeSlice Star list.
 
Nothing? Damn.
 
DISAPPROVAL IS MANDATORY
 
STARS ARE MANDATORY
 
5:30 PM
BADP IS MANDATORY
 
@StrixVaria The gif?
 
2 mins ago, by badp
MANDATORY IS MANDATORY
 
forget disapproval, awkward non-acknowledgement is mandatory
 
@PanicBomb does not fit the "single-word is mandatory" template
 
5:31 PM
@Unionhawk hahahahahaha what
house
 
@GnomeSlice House dressed as a house painting a house on a house.
 
Jan 31 at 19:20, by OrigamiRobot
Nov 6 '13 at 20:57, by OrigamiRobot
Ain't nobody knows how to kill a joke like The Bridge.
 
It's okay, you can still hug a sword
probably
 
@OrigamiRobot This can be applied to both the "X is mandatory" and that gif
 
I forgot chat searches nested quotes now and it is the best thing.
 
5:40 PM
ZOMGKDISNFKHDJFHDJDBUVHWJ
 
@RedRiderX Not sure what you're trying to point out here, but that game is pretty lame don't play it.
 
It looks like it's already installed and it's asking him to rate it so it can build recommendations
 
Rate it low.
Also, I hate how I can't rate anything without publicly associating my rating with my G+ profile.
So so so so dumb.
 
@StrixVaria same
But more that Google music is finally in Canada
 
oh!
cool
 
5:45 PM
@StrixVaria This is the price you pay.
 
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@RedRiderX Intriguing :)
 
@StrixVaria I thought it could be nice, but I could see the f2p abuse coming a mile away
 
WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO LOG IN, YOUTUBE?
GO TO HELL
 
@RedRiderX My issue was just that it was so shallow.
It wasn't difficult in a harsh but mostly fair way like roguelikes.
It was just arbitrarily hard to force you to grind, but there were no interesting rewards for grinding.
 
@StrixVaria Oh,I guess I didn't even play enough to think about that
Also Play Games is dumb
'This is what your friends are playing'
No, we won't tell you for how long or if they rated it, just that they played it
what is even the point then!?
 
5:51 PM
If I wanted to know what my friends are playing, I'd open Steam, log onto my 3DS, log onto my PS3, or log onto my Xbox 360.
In that order.
 
I'd probably just check Twitter
 
The only time I want to know what my friends are playing is when they're playing Dangerous High School Girls In Trouble, so I can mock them.
 
@Sterno That game is apparently better than it sounds.
 
and finally, at a quarter to 8 pm, "The recipient was not home" for one of the two packages
 
@GnomeSlice Still gonna mock them.
 
5:53 PM
liar liar warehouse on fire
wait
 
Very fun game
Play as young highschool girl and make gang
as girl, u do girl things like be what son say "is betch"
son help me because he know many about girls
when hurt other girl feelings, they become "your betch" my son says
when you make betch gang, you have take over school or somethings
no real action like the Call of duty but very intelligence game
worth all money to buy
as man, i wonders about what wife thinks
so now i know what girls think because i play as girl
game is like puzzle, much like woman
> as man, I wonder about what wife thinks
 
...
 
dangerous high school girls in trouble steam review
> Very fun be like person in science
Have gun that shoot holes and solve rooms
Smart game very smart like Doctor
Also very weird woman voice talk a lot but I can not found her
These must be intentional
See if you can figure out which game that one is for
> Fun game with Horse
Take care of horse like pet
Train it to be very pretty horse
 
....
 
Hey you don't have to do > on each line for multiline quotes any more.
 
5:57 PM
Nope
 
@badp Stand outside the door all day, that way they can't avoid you
 
Very fun game
Play alone mode story great.
Fight for the America by old man Price and slippery body cleaner friend
Try kill Makerov and Russia men for freedom and america dream
very good talk actor, makes feel like real "Modern Warfare"
play together mode fun too
makes exciting just like the sexing because play together
try to beat companions for top score points and brag rights at work - makes street whor very moist when i talk her my scores
play multiplayer mode fun only if good at own people
 
@Chippies My window is facing the street. I hear people dropping things in our mailbox. They did come to deliver a third package. I did tell them there were more.
 
whut
 
@badp I've heard stories of delivery people not even knocking, just sticking the "missed delivery" note on the door and leaving
they can't do that if you're in their face
 
5:59 PM
@StrixVaria once every 6 months I think I might rate something then decide not to because it wants google+ access
 
@Chippies I'm not sure what part of "they did come and I did ask about more packages and they did tell me they had none" isn't clear
 
then again, you were probably watching out the window the whole time anyway, so you would've known when they come
 
there is nothing sticked outside
 
7 mins ago, by badp
and finally, at a quarter to 8 pm, "The recipient was not home" for one of the two packages
stop confusing me then!
 
Play as the Batman billionaire super fun
Many tools to fight the crimes of city and fix problems
Catman also fun too sexy and beauty, i would like whip me but only Cat do whipping
Son tell me Iceman is cool and smart as Batman
English I cant understand but story I can
Fight bad mans and be hero
 
6:03 PM
@Chippies That's what the tracking website says, obviously
 
> What the researchers found was that at the beginning of the day, a judge was likely to give a favorable ruling about 65 percent of the time. However, as the morning wore on and the judge became drained from making more and more decisions, the likelihood of a criminal getting a favorable ruling steadily dropped to zero.

> This trend held true for more than 1,100 cases. It didn’t matter what the crime was — murder, rape, theft, embezzlement — a criminal was much more likely to get a favorable response if their parole hearing was scheduled in the morning (or immediately after a food break)
That's sort of terrifying
 
now I have to sign up on their website so I can allow another delivery attempt
 
I've started just telling FedEx to hold everything at the depot so I can just plan to go pick it up rather than worrying about that unreliable delivery nonsense
 
@PanicBomb The nearest pickup point is about 40 minutes away.
They would have to deliver it there
 
Become Italy Hero, many tools like Batman
Kill revenge bad mans
also be white young man with girls sexy on computer and one another white man boring but look smart
they not fun but Ezio is the hero
Give hardwork coins to tough boys and sex women to attack badmen like Assassin
You can see many Italy culture, very interested
Sometime a apple come out is strange
Story no understand too much but game is simple Attack red things and find flashy
Playing in movie it feels
These must be intentionally written like this.
 
6:05 PM
Ah, that's too bad. For me, you can go pick it up at the distribution center (the place where they load it onto the trucks in the first place) so you can avoid that problem
 
@PanicBomb In Munich Amazon offers the option of delivering stuff to nearby stores.
I could also have things delivered at my workplace.
Obviously, here, it's just the few and far between list of shops that's really hard to find in the first place
 
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@Sterno O.o That is super alarming.
 
@AshleyNunn We're judges, too :D
 
@Frank Ooh, so that's what those are for. Okay, researching the stuff for those. Also, SE5 does not like it when its computer is locked :(
 
Hey guys what happened to the VTC option for too narrow of a question, not to be of much use to anyone other than this one person or the like??
 
6:07 PM
@James Too Localized was closed as Too Localized
 
@SaintWacko stack excha... oh wait we already did that joke
 
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@badp So basically, people should bribe me with cupcakes?
 
@Sterno Hahahaha... ok
 
@KevinvanderVelden Oh, did we? Well, I missed it the first time
 
225
Q: Closing changes: on hold, unclear, too broad, opinion-based, off-topic reasons, bye-bye to Too Localized

JaydlesAfter a ton of discussion, work and input from the community, we're rolling out the remainder of major closing changes that you've helped us design, as discussed in these prior posts. They're live, network-wide RIGHT NOW!!! See also: http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2013/06/the-war-of-the-closes/ ...

 
6:08 PM
@AshleyNunn It's not the food. It's the taking a break from decision making for a while.
 
Anywho
0
Q: How Much Can I Handle on Skyrim?

Christopher HeltonMy name is Christopher and I'm trying to figure what my computer can handle when it comes to FPS and Mods in Skyrim. I've always loved the game and modded it little by little, but now I'm trying to step up my game a bit. I used to be able to run Skyrim on my Little HP laptop that had a duo core 1...

 
Though cupcake bribes probably do alter the chart.
 
^^ Can my computer run N number of mods.. Should be closed as only he testing out running N mods can figure that out
 
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@Sterno Well, they said food breaks, and cupcakes are food :D
 
6:09 PM
This is the list of places I can pick up the packages from
 
@James Custom close reason?
 
@PanicBomb That's what I did :D
 
I just did too broad
 
If the other one was still hiding around some where though I didnt want to miss it, hehe.
 
user15026
6:10 PM
@badp That list looks rather empty....
 
YOU HAVE TO SIGN UP SEPARATELY FOR EACH AND EVERY PACKAGE YOU WANT TO UNBLOCK
wrimawepotimweorpijweiopthwpouryhpwoitjwepiotj
 
user15026
@badp What why
 
@AshleyNunn You have now made me hungry for cupcakes. This is your punishment.
 
user15026
@Sterno .....you are mean.
 
s/mean/awesome
 
user15026
6:14 PM
That is going to be stuck in my head all day and you know it
 
@Sterno Hey...let's be mindful of collateral damage here. You're hurting more than just the person you're targeting.
 
Link, I think your name shall go down into history!
 
@Sterno How is this a punishment?
 
user15026
@Sterno >.>
 
@PanicBomb Nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure.
@OrigamiRobot Give it time.
 
6:15 PM
@Sterno I stand by what I said.
 
Seriously though. I think I need to walk up to the cupcake shop.
 
user15026
@Sterno Bring me back some!
 
@OrigamiRobot For @AshleyNunn, it is punishment.
 
user15026
@Sterno This is true. It drives me mad
 
@AshleyNunn is broken.
 
user15026
6:16 PM
@OrigamiRobot In many ways, yes
 
An added bonus is it becomes impossible to hear the Zelda song without adding those lyrics.
 
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@Sterno and thus, the biggest reason I hate it
 
I'M UPLOADING NOW
 
@Sterno Wow, I haven't heard this in years.
 
@AshleyNunn Well, this is the only way I'd judge you for :P
 
6:18 PM
@GraceNote You've clearly missed the other dozen times I tortured @AshleyNunn
 
@spugsley @ianpugsly @OrigamiRobot Got any plans next weekend? Is it time for my annual visit down Charlotte-way?
 
user15026
@OrigamiRobot <3
 
@Sterno I have indeed.
 
Why isn't there a 10-hour version of that song?
 
@RavenDreamer Not that I can think of.
 
6:19 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Why wouldn't there be?
 
user15026
@KevinvanderVelden Because that would be awful
 
@KevinvanderVelden Though that made me think of @GnomeSlice torture too
 
@KevinvanderVelden Oh, I misread. I thought you asked why there was.
 
Cool, /r/photoshopbattles and /r/listentothis are default subreddits now
 
6:30 PM
Well, that backfired. I've been rocking out to What Is Love? since linking it.
 
0
Q: Running C&C 16 or 32 bit game on a 64 bit system

JerryI have a HP dv5-2135dx laptop, Windows 7 64 bit.What upgrades do I need [if any] to run C&C 16 or 32 bit games on my system.

 
Google knows what's what
 
Yeah I always found that feature interesting
 
But it doesn't let you upload it
Just searches for it on youtube
Well anywho
Love the song
 
@RedRiderX Well, yeah, because it's "intended" to be used for finding legitimate copies of that music on YouTube, like the band's official channel
 
6:37 PM
@PanicBomb Oh yes of course
 
Allowing you to upload your music library to YouTube would basically be a big "here, we'll help you commit copyright infringement" button
 
Without a doubt
I'm sure it's on vevo somewhere
 
In practice, it'll often match you with bootleg YouTube copies, of course
 
Indeed
 
People will go through any sort of unergonomic pain to play monster hunter on these things
 
6:44 PM
@BenBrocka Is that... an analog stick?
 
not quite, it's another circle pad thing
it's basically a weirder circle pad pro
 
same same
 
@BenBrocka no pain no level cap
Not quite Google
And I have no idea how to correct it
Oh okay
Also not quite Google
 
user15026
7:01 PM
What are you trying to do?
 
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Q: Hide chat messages based on content

fredleyWant to get those Game of Thrones spoilers out of your chat? Hate certain things? Automatically hide chat messages based on a blacklist of words. Instructions Download the User script Edit IGNORE_LIST to the list of things you hate would rather not see. Install into Chrome by dragging the file...

 
@AshleyNunn Relabel songs
 
@fredley CC @ORIGAMIROBOT
 
Now that they are on Google Music
 
Nobody can ever troll me with Rebecca Black ever again
 
7:07 PM
@fredley I don't believe that. There are tons of ways to still link the video to you.
 
@StrixVaria Next up: A userscript that checks every link for redirects to known RB endpoints
 
@fredley If you could make a generic anti-rickroll script that would be the best.
 
You should write a script that reverse image searches any image posted and extracts relevant keywords, so you can ignore images proactively based on what they're pictures of.
 
@StrixVaria I'm sure it's easy to make something that perfectly censors certain subject matter from the internet. I'll get on it.
 
user15026
7:09 PM
 
@KevinvanderVelden It expired, I couldn't be bothered to renew :(
 
@fredley I'm aware
 
@fredley My next suggestion is more realistic.
 
The second one did not
 
OMFG
how can people be this dumb
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 PARTIES IN AN ELECTION YOU CANNOT ASSIGN SEATS BASED ON A SIMPLE PROPORTION AND HOPE TO GET THINGS DONE
 
7:10 PM
@StrixVaria While I would love the irony, I am not installing anything written by him.
 
@SaintWacko Indeed. Also, make sure your combat capable ships have at least a little bit of ordnance supply on them.
Weapons come with a bit of storage, but usually will run out in the first or second battle without resupply.
 
@Frank Hm, alright
Right now I'm just expanding with colony ships
 
Ooh! I remember something I wanted to share with @OrigamiRobot
 
Second game
First one, I ran out of food :\
 
There is a commericial on dutch TV by hoyhoy.nl, it features a talking sloth in a suit with a cup of coffee
I have no idea why this exists but I just had to share it
 
7:12 PM
I am going to put the next person who brings a sloth to my attention on ignore.
 
@SaintWacko Also, in stock SE 5, fighters reign supreme.
 
@OrigamiRobot <3
 
@KevinvanderVelden I am not joking at all.
 
For the engine in general, each ship can only target one enemy at a time. So fighter swarms are things that are not handled well.
 
I'm not going to tell you not to post them, but you don't have to alert me when they are posted.
 
7:14 PM
@Frank I'm running Balance Mod
 
@OrigamiRobot K k =p
 
@SaintWacko When I (try) to play multiplayer games, I like to limit the number of fighters.
As it's an engine limitation.
 
I just thought it hilarious
 
Simply switch the conversation topic to mushrooms
 
@badp Let's trade one horrible thing for another, that might work
 
7:21 PM
> The relationship options in the game represent a playful alternate world rather than a real-life simulation. We hope that all of our fans will see that Tomodachi Life was intended to be a whimsical and quirky game and that we were absolutely not trying to provide social commentary.
 
user15026
@badp Except that, well, they did.
 
user15026
Inadvertently or otherwise.
 
I mean I could understand this if this was - say - a Zelda game
but it's a mii-based relationship simulator
 
user15026
@badp Yep.
 
user15026
So basically, they have made a giant statement but not allowing same sex stuff in the game
 
user15026
7:24 PM
when there is no real canon or lore or whatever preventing it
 
Apparently there was a bug that allowed man-man marriage, and then the game would spawn a child of both, and fail to find a mother, and crash, and as a result the glitch was fixed.
 
no idea what is being said here, but dat thunk - youtube.com/watch?v=3-Sbt345jkk
 
I mean I guess it was reasonable at that stage of development to close the loophole rather than rewire the game pretty radically
oh, not even that.
> “The other thing that was going on was that quite a few Japanese players were dressing up Mii characters,” Trinen explained. “Essentially they would create a male version of a Mii character and assign their gender as female, and that was how the two males were able to have a baby.”
 
that... thumbnail is not in the video
lots of curse words though
 
@GnomeSlice ...
I'm not sure if that gives me more hope for the video or not
 
7:38 PM
 
@SaintWacko Why is the cat even in the bathroom?
 
@OrigamiRobot Because no one threw it out
 
What kind of monster does that?
 
@SaintWacko This is the second time I've seen this today. Not it's gonna drive me nuts trying to figure out where I saw it before.
 
3 hours ago, by agent86
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Mystery solved
 
7:44 PM
Oh.
 
Huh. My 'new' creditcard that got lost in the mail last year finally arrived.
 
@TrentHawkins ... wat
So it has been circulating in the mail for all this time?
 
my last card expired 04/13 - and April last year I did not get a replacement - had to call, and they cancelled the card and sent a new new one. In the mail today there was a taped up envelope containing the 'lost' card.
 
@TrentHawkins I wonder if it's been active this whole time
 
@SaintWacko It still has the "stop this card cannot be used until you the 24 hour number" sticker on it and everything. although the envelope had been opened and re-sealed with packing tape.
 
7:53 PM
@TrentHawkins Iiinteresting
 
In either case, I had reported the card lost, and they removed it from my account, so.
 
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Q: Storm Crow 'fiery ball' damage

BunyipMy Storm Crow has a 29% chance to cast a fiery ball when attacking. Does anyone know how much damage the ball does on impact?

 
probably got stuck in a sorting machine somewhere and they only just cleaned the thing out.
 
HEY I FINALLY GOT HOLA WORKING
AWW GEORDI GOT SHOT DOWN
 

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