The Bridge

Powerlord

9:00 PM

...and I work for a government, so gulag is close, right?

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Heh, I guess.

Powerlord

@Frank Have any job openings? ;)

Frank

@Powerlord We actually might.

Wanna move to Canada?

Powerlord

@Frank Not particularly. Which part of Canada?

Wipqozn

@Frank That's how it works at my place. My bosses No. 1 rule is "Everything is fine so long as shits getting done"

spugsley

9:01 PM

@Wipqozn this is contract work and is technically freelance :p

but I get paid and money is gooooooooooooood

Frank

@Powerlord The part that experienced the hardest winter we've ever seen in over a century.

Powerlord

@Frank Well, that already describes the part of the US I live in.

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord is youtube blocked for you?

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice No, but I also don't have headphones.

GnomeSlice

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Powerlord

9:02 PM

Which reminds me, I need to buy some cheap ones again, my last ones broke.

GnomeSlice

There's the trailer for that game.

Powerlord

and I'm not about to take my expensive ones here.

GnomeSlice

'cheap headphones' ;_;

Arperum

My cat has a new favorite sleeping spot.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice It looks okay. Could be good, I'd need to see more of it.

Arperum

9:03 PM

Half on my shoulder, half on my chair.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum is it on your keyboard?

Ben Brocka

"game console" for dogs, sucks

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum that also works!

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn Would be nice if it had a demo.

The movement seems a little abrupt.

Woo, Steam key for Spark Rising get

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Ragdolls all around.

I might check it out at some point, but not anytime soon

Trent Hawkins

9:03 PM

@Frank got any openings for management speak translators? I can use synergy to proactively streamline dynamic leadership skills that will reconceptualize the value-add of the cloud computing.

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden I normally move a lot. And now I kind of can't.

@TrentHawkins That sentence murders kittens.

Panic Bomb

> educate your dog

[citation needed]

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka omg hahahahaha

Ben Brocka

it teaches them! ...how to press one of three buttons!

woooo

Frank

@TrentHawkins I've already got a political flak catcher.

Panic Bomb

9:05 PM

And oh boy it has a mobile companion app

spugsley

@TrentHawkins whatever your talking about sounds literally worse than Hitler

Panic Bomb

Like probably every single Kickstarter on earth now

Powerlord

`for (new i = 1 ; i <= MaxClients; i++) {
CreateEntityByName("tf_ragdoll");
// too lazy to keep this up for the rest of the code
}`

Bah, I don't feel like trying to fix that

GnomeSlice

Is one of you "sexii gurl" on Skype?

10

Arperum

@GnomeSlice Probably not.

Ben Brocka

9:06 PM

Yes that's my middle name

GnomeSlice

That's what I was thinking.

Ben Brocka

It's presumably just a spammer

GnomeSlice

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@BenBrocka Hey, have you seen this? nimbatus.ch

RedRiderX

@TrentHawkins ...

Powerlord

OK, why does it seem to be easier to get .NET's EntityFramework to do stored procedures than to get a Java JPA implementation to do it?

GnomeSlice

9:08 PM

> Favor please? We need a few reviews to help kick off the fanfare and help others discover us. In exchange, the best reviews as picked by yours truly, John Master Lee, will win $100 in free Steam games from his personal collection. Deadline is May 14th 2014!

GUYS I GOT THIS

Frank

aka. "Manager" that can talk to upper management without the use of a flamethrower.

Ben Brocka

No...art style reminds me of that FPS puzzle game on itch.io I couldn't play...

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Which one?

Powerlord

@Frank So... like Jen?

spugsley

this. I can't deal with this. soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouth-sounds

3

Frank

9:09 PM

@Powerlord I am unfamiliar with this reference.

spugsley

I hate @IanPugsley

4

SaintWacko

@Frank I can talk to upper management without the use of flamethrower... But why would I want to?

Wipqozn

@gnomeslice they're paying people for positive reviews? That's really scummy.

Powerlord

@Frank Jen Barber

SaintWacko

@Frank IT Crowd

Frank

9:09 PM

@SaintWacko Exactly

GnomeSlice

@spugsley neil cicierega is the best/worst

RedRiderX

user15026

@GnomeSlice The fact that they are paying for positive reviews makes me twitchy

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice illamentia or...something like that. It's in itch.io's press stuff. It was really stuttery and didn't capture the mouse I think

spugsley

@GnomeSlice I think my brain might literally fart.

literally. fart.

SaintWacko

9:10 PM

@AshleyNunn I'm kinda going the same wat. I meant way, but wat works too

RedRiderX

> "EVERY TIME YOU TOUCH THIS ENGINE YOU ARE TOUCHING ME"

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Oh yeah, that. That was featured on IndieGameStand a while ago. Looks really trippy. I think I told you about it before, right? "surreal weird shit"?

WAAAAT

yeah. It looked cool but I couldn't play it

GnomeSlice

9:11 PM

@AshleyNunn Hm, I didn't think about it like that. Hmmmm...

Ben Brocka

I should bug the dev to see if they're aware of the issues

Arperum

@Frank My style can be described as using a rocketlauncher. I am not the best at communicating things carefully with management.

Ben Brocka

I need to do some vids today. Should have enough stuff though

SaintWacko

Far Labs are some pretty amazing Minecraft inventions

user15026

@GnomeSlice To me it reads like a bribe for positivity, becasue they wil never say the best review is a negative one

Powerlord

9:11 PM

Murdered: Soul Suspect

| genre = Action-adventure | modes = Single-player | media = Optical disc, download | director = | producer = | designer = | programmer = | artist = | writer = | composer =}} Murdered: Soul Suspect is an upcoming action-adventure video game, developed by Airtight Games and published by Square Enix. The game will be released on Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One. It has been targeted to release on June 3, 2014 in North America and on June 6, 2014 in Europe. Plot The events of the game ar...

I'm hoping that's good.

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Go for it, he seems pretty chill. Also his newer game, Echoes of the Wild looks really good.

Ben Brocka

got a twitter?

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Uh, let me check.

RedRiderX

@RedRiderX So I am about to drink one of these...

Wish me luck

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Doesn't look like it >_>

Wait

Ben Brocka

9:13 PM

augh

HOLY FUCKING WHY

@Powerlord Same.

@caiys

makes some video games

345 tweets, 277 followers, following 0 users

spugsley

HOMER SIMPSON, AUSTIN POWERS, AND DAVE FUCKING MATTHEWS

user15026

@spugsley ???

GnomeSlice

9:13 PM

@spugsley BRODYQUEST

spugsley

I can't

if anyone needs me, I'll be flopping around on the floor

GnomeSlice

GUYS BEHOLD AND BE JEALOUS OF MY STEAM BETA ACCESS TO THIS sparkrising.com

user15026

@spugsley makes sure there are soft things on the floor so you don't like give yourself a concussion or anything

Ben Brocka

@GnomeSlice I'll talk with him later

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice I'm gonna go ahead and not be jealous.

Powerlord

9:15 PM

@Fluttershy Well, I may have preordered that game when I found out GreenManGaming had a 35% off coupon for it.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley K this is pretty weird even for him.

what the fuct

Fluttershy

@Powerlord You already have more invested than me. So, hopefully it's good!

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy yeah you are

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Nah. I'll just play Battleblock Theater and Organic Panic while you play that. :D

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy GIMME ORGANIC PANIC

Fluttershy

9:16 PM

@GnomeSlice Looks like you're the one who's jealous.

GnomeSlice

NO

Frank

@Arperum I can, but I prefer to get the job done. Hence why a flak catcher is required.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice definitely read "gimme orgasm panic"

really confusing

GnomeSlice

@spugsley 8/10 would play

Powerlord

No wait, it was 25% off the already 10% off price, so while it's not 35% (because the 10% is taken off first) it's close.

spugsley

9:17 PM

@GnomeSlice me too. 150%

@spugsley ;]

:p

Seems smart

WAIT WHY NIRVANA? IS NOTHING SACRED!??!?!?!

NIRVANA omg no

Nirvana and Billy Jean

wait

why is this happening to me

Arperum

@Frank True.

Frank

9:18 PM

So between me and the head hardware person, we're going to wrap up this department and ensure things get done our way.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley do you want a good mashup to feel better

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spugsley

no I want to put this in my body

it's beautiful and so so so wrong

I hate myself.

GnomeSlice

It's actually pretty good, the thing you linked

spugsley

nothing in my life makes sense anymore

GnomeSlice

The intro is whack though.

spugsley

9:20 PM

@GnomeSlice I'm still listening to it and it makes me want to simultaneously have babies with unicorns and rip my own eyeballs out with a pencil

Ben Brocka

Wiggidy-wack?

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Neil Cicierega is really weird.

Playtime is ogre.

WTF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9:22 PM

FULL HOUSE THEME

WHY

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

spugsley

FUCKING WHY

GnomeSlice

omg @Fluttershy I am dying

RedRiderX

I CANT EVEN OPEN THIS BOOST

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice You're welcome.

GnomeSlice

9:23 PM

MBraedley

@RedRiderX thanks for the heads up (via G+) about Google Play Music.

spugsley

OMG STOP WITH SMASHMOUTH

I CAN'T EVEN WITH THE SMASHMOUTH

GnomeSlice

The best Steam 'early access' description? Such detail. Very transparent.

spugsley

wtf. omg. wtf. it's slowed down.

RedRiderX

@MBraedley YOU ARE WELCOME

spugsley

9:23 PM

I'm in hell. That's the only explanation.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley It's almost like you've never heard a mashup before.

RedRiderX

NOW HELP ME OPEN THIS BOOST

GnomeSlice

Best mashup

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MBraedley

Also, why is the uploader trying to pull my music off my NAS faster than it can upload it to the internet? That doesn't seem right to me.

RedRiderX

@MBraedley BECAUSE REASONS

NVM I GOT IT OPEN

spugsley

9:26 PM

DEMONIC SLOWER SMASHMOUTH

NO

MBraedley

4 minutes until yummy take and bake pizza time!

Ben Brocka

Possible Sony E3 leaks

Fluttershy

Oh yeah, @GnomeSlice, forgot to mention... my Battleblock Theater was free. :P

Ben Brocka

Please be true, Wipeout rumor

SaintWacko

@MBraedley Wait, what is this?

Frank

9:29 PM

@BenBrocka Will Microsoft even have games there this year?

RedRiderX

@Fluttershy OH DANG

GnomeSlice

Zoey Quinn is putting games on a computer chip in her hand now

SaintWacko

I use Music

Frank

Because last year they didn't.

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko Google music is finally in Canada

Like as of today

spugsley

9:29 PM

...........Let it Be and Fergie

my heart

it can't take it

MBraedley

@SaintWacko play.google.com/?hl=en-GB&tab=YY

Ben Brocka

@Frank you mean first party games? I'm sure they'll have games

@RedRiderX Oh, okay

seriously guys wtf

Doesn't affect me :P

9:30 PM

is this even legal

or safe

Fluttershy

@spugsley It lost me at Alanis Morissette and Full House.

Ben Brocka

They don't really have too many first party studios. Rare just released their game, Black Tusk is waaaay too early, double helix is gone, 343 is obviously working on Halo

spugsley

@Fluttershy I couldn't handle it. I continue to not handle it.

RedRiderX

wat

spugsley

I'm fairly sure I'm dead. Or on drugs.

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