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7:08 PM
posted on September 16, 2014 by sgdi

The bells went a-dingle and dangle As they fell down the stairs at an angle The noise did upset My poor neighbour’s pet That sounded like it had been strangled

 
@WillHunting I never said 'lol', lol!
@Robusto Am so.
 
@Mitch You aren't a lot of people. You're you. QED
 
7:30 PM
@Robusto More than enough.
 
> Can a sentence start with verb?
Seriously?
The answer to your question is right in its title. — RegDwigнt ♦ 2 mins ago
 
Can I ask a question?
 
Only if it starts with a noun.
 
Question: This is a sentence?
 
To death.
 
7:36 PM
@RegDwigнt Love it!
 
I want that on a t-shirt.
 
Just eat an italian beef sandwich, and make sure it drips in that pattern. It'll be yours always.
 
@Cerberus yeah we should start collecting these.
We've had other examples in the past.
But you don't remember, and I can't find.
It is a pity.
 
@RegDwigнt You have more than one of those.
can you search comments?
 
7:38 PM
One was like, "Never begin a sentence with an adverb", or "you should never begin a sentence with a pronoun". Something like that.
Oh yeah, got it. It was something about passive voice. Hold on.
Nov 26 '13 at 12:16, by RegDwigнt
"Do verbs have plurals?" is right up there with "Passive voice should never be used".
There we go.
Oct 13 '13 at 13:59, by RegDwigнt
> The passive voice should be avoided, especially in writing.
 
Haha.
A lovely collection.
 
@RegDwigнt Isn't that Strunk and White?
 
@RegDwigнt That's not passive. The verb avoid is pretty active.
 
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A: Proper use of passive and active voices?

ZZMikeThe passive voice should be avoided, especially in writing. It is most often used in technical writing — and especially in user manuals. The reason is that the writer wants the object of the sentence to come first, in order to direct the user's attention to the thing to be acted on. Active: ...

 
> My own opinion is that mixing the two is even worse than using the passive consistently.
 
7:42 PM
Yeah I have no idea how that answer has survived for that long.
And how it has survived with no downvotes but mine.
 
Can a question be its own answer?
 
If a question is its own answer but nobody is around to ask, does it still make a sound?
 
I heard that.
 
Does Mitch pose rhetorical questions?
Can questions be annoying?
 
@Cerberus Yes!
 
7:44 PM
Do verbs agree with Mitch?
 
Not at all...excuse BBL biobreak .
 
@Mitch Is a mark of exclamation one of question?
 
Hunh?!
 
@Mitch what do Korean short trackers have to do with this?
 
Mitch refers to himself in the third person...and in active voice.
@RegDwigнt They question their exclamation.
 
7:46 PM
Mitch does even lift.
 
This question is self-referential.
 
This reference is a self-question.
 
What is the shortest self-referential English sentence?
I actually meant that. Also, this.
 
@RegDwigнt Eat me.
@Reg: Oh, and BTW, shame on you. That pineapple apparently deleted its account.
And if they go home and kick the dog because of the public shaming, that's on you too.
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A: Can a sentence start with verb?

Angel S. BroadyA sentence can start with a verb only if it's a quote that is well-known within a story which is said from a character or a self- minded response from the author him or herself. It's one of the broken rules when being an independent author. Your writings will be profound as a freedom way of cre...

What kind of twisted BS is this?
 
8:04 PM
> Last week, two aircraft took off from the an air base in western Russia, just east of the Russian city of Saratov. The aircraft, Tu-95 strategic bombers code-named Bear by NATO, flew northwest, skirting Iceland, Greenland, and Canada.

Once beyond Canada, the two lumbering, propeller-driven bombers settled on a heading straight toward the United States. Their goal was a "launch box" off the coast of the U.S. from which, during wartime, they would fire nuclear-tipped cruise missiles towards American cities and military bases.
 
Citation?
 
> In June, two Bear bombers flew within 50 miles of the California coastline before turning back to Russia.
 
Dead Hand (Russian: Система «Периметр», Systema "Perimetr", 15Э601), known also as Perimeter, is a Cold-War-era nuclear-control system used by the Soviet Union. General speculation from insiders alleges that the system remains in use in post-Soviet Russia. An example of fail-deadly deterrence, it can automatically trigger the launch of the Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) if a nuclear strike is detected by seismic, light, radioactivity and overpressure sensors. By most accounts, it is normally switched off and is supposed to be activated during dangerous crises only; however...
And here's a book that will shrivel the hairs right off your arse:
Sep 12 at 23:30, by Robusto
Eric Schlosser
The Penguin Press

The New Yorker “Excellent... hair-raising... Command and Control is how nonfiction should be written.” (Louis Menand) Famed investigative journalist Eric Schlosser digs deep to uncover secrets about the management of America’s nuclear arsenal. A ground-breaking account of accidents, near-misses, extraordinary heroism, and technological breakthroughs, Command and Control explores the dilemma that has existed since the dawn of the nuclear age: how do you deploy weapons of mass destruction without being destroyed by them? That question has never been resolved--and Schlosser reveals how the combination of human fallibility and technological complexity still poses a grave risk to mankind. Written with the vibrancy of a first-rate thriller, Command and Control interweaves the minute-by-minute story of an accident at a nuclear missile silo in rural Arkansas with a historical narrative that spans more than fifty years. It depicts the urgent effort by American scientists, policymakers, and military officers to ensure that nuclear weapons can’t be stolen, sabotaged, used without permission, or detonated inadvertently. Schlosser also looks at the Cold War from a new perspective, offering history from the ground up, telling the stories of bomber pilots, missile commanders, maintenance crews, and other ordinary servicemen who risked their lives to avert a nuclear holocaust. At the heart of the book lies the struggle, amid the rolling hills and small farms of Damascus, Arkansas,
 
I remember your earlier quotation.
 
 
1 hour later…
9:29 PM
@Robusto no, shame on you for not reading shits in blue boxen. The question was migrated here. His account never existed on this site.
 
Boksen is to box.
 
9:47 PM
@Cerberus So, how do you return focus to the flash video when you've seized focus from it?
 
!!help
and I can't find the hangman room...
Probably frozen...
 
It's frozen I believe.
Yes.
 
thanks for the confirmation
 
Jez
hmm. i wonder what Blackadder thought about ruling Scotland...
 
@HamZa You can ask KitFox for the whereabouts of the bot.
 
10:03 PM
@Alraxite I'm not familiar with the people here so I've no idea who that is. Anyways, I think that I found the bot (user) but it wasn't in any room
 
@HamZa Just ping her.
 
Well another time maybe. Thanks again for your help :)
 
No problem!
 
 
1 hour later…
11:16 PM
Hey everyone, which would be more correct for a business named "Carve It!"? "Carve It!'s carvings are beautiful" or "Carve It's carvings are beautiful?"
The first one just feels wrong
 
11:41 PM
Yes, I would certainly not use an exclamation mark there.
I wouldn't use it in the name of something either...
 
I saw this in my inbox:
That crazy Kit! — medica 13 mins ago
And thought @KitFox had been up to something funky. :)
This is what happens when you read without context.
 
@Cerberus For sure, it's a dumb name, but I'm stuck working with it unfortunately
 
@Jaxo Haha, poor you!
But you are not forced to use the exclamation mark, as long as the name is clearly recognisable.
> 1594 Marlowe & Nashe Dido iv. iv, ― For this will Dido tye ye full of knots,··Ye shall no more offend the Carthage Queene.
@tchrist Interesting word order.
Was that normal in older English? Perhaps @Robusto would know.
 
Phew, thank you! My sanity is saved.
 
Yay!
Similarly, I write "Iphone" and "Linked In", because I loathe their intentional stupidities.
 
11:57 PM
"reddit" is also officially lowercase
Even the Wikipedia article capitalises it everywhere
 
Ugh.
Oh, good!
Someone has to do it.
 
Yep!
 
The weird misspellings that computer start-ups use these days are bad enough.
Like Tumblr and such.
 
God, I hate all those services that end in just "r"
 
I write Tumbler casually.
Let's get married!
 
11:59 PM
It should be that way IMO
kk
 
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