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5:01 PM
@Robusto You like to do the Reg thing eh?
 
@JasonBourne Is it a Reg thing?
 
user19161
@MετάEd Well, he does it very often, to use an old message.
 
@JasonBourne No, I don't play with little plastic blocks.
But I do tease the pineapples.
 
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@Robusto Yes, like me.
 
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By the way, Bill Franke's comments implied that I am a native speaker. He doesn't know anything about me to make that assumption or its opposite!
 
5:07 PM
@JasonBourne *its
 
user19161
Maybe he thought that I am the accountant guy on LinkedIn with the same name.
 
user19161
@simchona Oh no!
 
@JasonBourne Don't tell him. It will fill him with change.
 
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@Robusto However, as I mentioned before, I do consider myself a "native speaker". But for your sake, I call myself a pineapple, just for you R!
 
5:22 PM
Lunch.
 
5:55 PM
@JasonBourne Mean native indian?
 
@JasonBourne It's a small step from there to "native whisperer".
 
6:16 PM
Hello.
 
Hello.
 
Queefing.
This is what you discuss in my absence.
 
@KitFox And it got two stars.
Inconceivable.
 
Damn tablet. Hang on, I'll brb. Gotta get a real computer.
So what's up?
 
Data conversion.
I have been trying to get one done since December 20.
 
6:22 PM
Ouch.
 
It's going much better today.
Right tool, meet job. Apparently.
 
What are you converting?
Atheists to Christianity?
makes note to revise that bit
 
@KitFox apparently I need to educate the Americas
 
About queefing? I think you just need to educate tchrist.
 
oh
that's very disappointing
I was planning a sex road trip
now I'm not
 
6:27 PM
Oh. Well, who am I do disrupt such noble plans?
"First, I'll demonstrate queef, then we'll move on to fellatio."
 
@KitFox Um no, I’m the one who already knew what queefing your quim meant.
 
Oh? I only skimmed it.
 
Or vice versa, as the case may be.
It seems to be intransigent.
 
Queefing your quim sounds weird to me.
 
Probably also intransitive.
Yes, your quim queefs. You don’t normally queef your quim — unless you’re into burping burping babies.
 
6:29 PM
It's like saying farting your ass.
 
[sic]
 
And my quim does not queef.
tyvm.
 
I believe its queefery depends on its diet.
Feed it well, and it will treat you well. Feed it poorly, and it’s queef city.
 
Um. Most on its natural tensile strength, in my experience.
 
Prehensile, you say?
 
6:32 PM
But while I have bedded many women, I have not used penetrative tools on very many of them, so I could be wrong.
 
add feature PREHENSILE
hopes the islamocensors don’t harsh on our Sharia question too much
 
@JasonBourne: WTF. I was talking to you, Jason, and then I see this avatar which looks like yours, but the name is this Jason Bourne character, which I thought was strange because I thought he died at the end of the last movie (or did he?). So what spy organization do you work for (or are you now a free agent)? What method of torture did you use on the real Jason before you murdered him?
IN other words, who the hell is this Jason Bourne character and what have you done with the real Jason?
He owes me money and I need to get it back.
 
@KitFox That's like installing Vista.
 
You mean "pointless"?
 
I'm converting my business accounting system to a newer release of software.
Worse than pointless.
The old version was better.
referring to atheism.
The software on the other hand is going to be a real improvement if I can get the data converted.
I actually managed not to crash the system today. Now I'm running reams of accounting reports and comparing numbers.
 
6:43 PM
Well. I am rooting for you.
 
Good, I’m sure he will appreciate his system getting rooted.
 
Who wouldn't, really.
 
Well, people who believe that strangers shouldn’t have their root password.
But I take your meaning.
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Q: Have you some ideas for linguistics papers?

Lilu loveI'm in trouble because I have to write a paper for linguistics about the us of 'time', but I do not know how to get started.. I have an idea of comparing the use of the word 'time' in different languages, but someone has already done it.. Do you have some ideas? It could be about 'time' as a word...

 
Heck I mostly believe I shouldn't have my root password.
 
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A: About the use of metaphorical language

Lilu loveI'm in trouble because I have to write a paper for linguistics about the us of 'time', but I do not know how to get started.. I have an idea of comparing the use of the word 'time' in different languages, but someone has already done it.. Do you have some ideas? It could be about 'time' as a word...

That is starting the movement from not an answer and not a question to just plain repeato-spam.
 
6:49 PM
jinx @KitFox
 
Plus her period is stuck.. She keeps double-tapping it.. Or maybe she just isn’t depressing her ellipsis enough.. Lord knows she’s depressing the rest of us..
I’m taking a nap. When I come back, I fully expect new fewer than four supercollided ELU questions.
 
...I probably should have closed that before I deleted it.
 
Well, that is the way it is done, I suppose, but was there another reason?
As in, what does it affect?
The danger with deleting a question too quickly is they may not realize what happened and will post it again.
So I guess you mean you should have closed it and let it stew a bit, then deleted it later?
 
 
1 hour later…
8:13 PM
@JasonBourne I got a message from the OUP (the people who publish the OED) but it was blank. So, still no answer.
 
8:38 PM
What is the antonym of lionizing?
> LYONS -- Colorado Parks and Wildlife rangers have trapped a mountain lion in central Lyons and plan to relocate the animal out of the area. reference
But if you take the lions out of Lyons, then what will you call the town?
 
@tchrist " "
 
It’s a quiet little town, you know.
Perhaps, “the town that dares not speak its name”?
 
If it's mountain lions that they're removing, one could call it Negative Mountain.
 
Those are the only kind of lions we have. The sea lions left long ago.
The next town north of me on highway 36 is Lyons. This is true here in Boulder, and it was true in Lake Geneva. Different places, same names of highways, same names of towns. Very odd.
But we have more lions in our Lyons. Or had had.
Before the town was delionized.
 
There is a Lyons in Colorado?
And a Lyon?
Funny.
Gosh, I only just realised that it is Lyons in English.
I always wondered why I could never remember that it was Lyon in French. Somehow I was always confused.
The nearest Lyon is 1500 km from here...
 
8:57 PM
best get running then
 
It is a great city, but running...
Reims, Bordeaux, Orléans, Toulouse...those are the cities I would like to visit (but preferably without running).
 
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Q: Bored with the dowdy colors, I seek solace in drink

Robusto Blessings on thee, little man, Barefoot boy, with cheek of tan! Yeah, that's how it starts. The John Greenleaf Whittier poem, that is. From 1855. Last time I looked, it was 158 years later. We don't write poetry like that anymore, and we sure don't talk the way they did back then. Hell, th...

This ought to stir things up.
 
In Italy, Milan, Naples, Syracuse, Ravenna...
@Robusto Uhhh are you crazy!?
 
Yes. Why do you ask?
 
I have never seen a better-looking site on SE.
 
9:10 PM
And what does that have to do with anything?
 
Are you familiar with rhetorical questions?
 
@Cerberus Does it matter?
 
Does it indeed?
 
Would you care if it did?
Can you think faster? I'm on a schedule here.
 
What do you take me for?
Besides, haven't we played this game before?
I think it was with Reg, perhaps?
 
9:12 PM
Was that just a statement masquerading as a question? Almost illocutionary?
 
Did you know that every utterance has an illocutionary function, including statements?
 
Can you define illocutionary in a way that all linguists will accept?
 
Have you read the Wikipedia article?
 
Wouldn't that be the place to start?
 
Is that an answer to my question?
 
9:15 PM
If it were, would you recognize it as such?
 
Is the illocutionary function of your line apparent? Did you mean "I have started there"?
 
What do you think?
 
Do I think?
 
good afternoon
 
Is it that late already?
 
9:17 PM
are we playing questions here?
or are you two just being jerks?
 
Can you not see it?
 
What's it to you?
 
doesn't that count as rhetorical?
 
@JSBձոգչ How does one exclude the other?
 
Can't you just accept it for what it is?
 
9:17 PM
And why shouldn't rhetorical questions count?
 
what makes you think that i don't?
didn't you know that rhetorical questions are excluded by the rules?
 
Haven't we been over this already?
 
Is it fair to end each line with "..., don't you agree?", or should that not count?
 
do you think that should count?
 
Fault: Questioning the rules. 15-love.
 
9:19 PM
Questions is a game that is played by participants maintaining a dialogue of asking questions back and forth for as long as possible, without making any declarative statements. Play begins when the first player serves by asking a question (often "Would you like to play questions?"). The second player must respond to the question with another question (e.g. "How do you play that?"). Each player must quickly continue the conversation by using only questions. Hesitation, statements, or non sequiturs are not allowed, and cause players to foul. The game is usually played by two players, althou...
> statement: player fails to reply with a question
hesitation: player takes too long to reply or grunts or makes a false start
repetition: player asks questions identical to or synonymous with one already asked this game (not match)
rhetoric: player asks a rhetorical question
non sequitur: player responds with an unrelated question
 
Hello, I must be going?
 
i'm too sick to play this game
the whole house has been sick for several days now
 
I am going to stop playing this game as well?
Except that I will simply add meaningless question marks to all my statements?
@JSBձոգչ What is plaguing you? Cold?
@Robusto G'bye!
 
flu followed by cold
bye @Robusto
 
Yikes.
When did you have the flu?
Flu can be quite serious.
 
9:23 PM
well, we had fever and vomiting for a few days
that's subsided, currently replaced with incredible congestion, coughing, and sneezing
 
That sucks.
 
now i'm getting messages from my coworkers
which i'm not answering
 
9:39 PM
Good.
Why do they even send you messages while you're sick?
 
@Cerberus you're sending messages to @JSBձոգչ while he's sick
 
@MattЭллен Oops!
I will stop immediately.
I will ignore him completely.
Better?
 
so inconsiderate shakes head
@Cerberus but what if he needs your support?
 
No, no, I can only handle one instruction at a time.
 
these are complicating times we live in
 
9:48 PM
Very.
And America is telling you to stay in the EU, have you heard?
 
no!
oh well, I tell America to stay out of the EU
 
It's on the front page.
 
not of my youtube account
which is all geeky stuff
 
They would be welcome to join the EU...if they apologized for what happened and recognised Lizzy again.
 
also, I misread what you wrote
 
9:50 PM
Oh.
 
I thought America were telling the EU to stay out of America
 
Haha.
 
The EU is not in America, so that wouldn't be hard.
 
yes
Well, I agree, I like Europe so if we join I can quit pretending to hate it in social situations
because, you know, Europe's just making all them laws and immigrating to take our jobs n stuff
 
9:52 PM
Sometimes it still feels weird, to know that there are two whole continents that we populated and brought our culture too. They are so detached from Europe, and yet so near.
 
@MattЭллен Uhh if you join?
Too late!
 
we're not as in as some countries
 
You have already joined long ago, and all your jobs are belong to us!
 
like we've not got a euro
 
9:53 PM
That doesn't matter.
 
and we're not shengen
 
Yes.
So you lock up our pets for months.
 
also, if Scotland leave us we'll have to renegotiate EU membership. I guess the tories might make it difficult for us to be let back in
@Cerberus that's valid. they all have rabies.
 
Why would you need to renegotiate?
Just because you have lost some kingdoms?
 
@Cerberus it's a possibility, because we'd be a different country
I read it on the BBC so it must be true
 
9:54 PM
@MattЭллен I don't!! I'm going to tear you apart in rage, raaaaahhhh!
 
@Cerberus is not convinced by your arguement
 
@MattЭллен Would not!
@MattЭллен Haha.
 
So you’re finally going to let the Jacobites get their way? What will the Orangers say?
 
@MattЭллен My rabiate attitude was not enough to intimidate you?
 
@Cerberus I'm not sure rabbits can intimidate me
 
9:57 PM
I'm not a rabbit, I'm just rabiate.
Not that I have rabies.
Of course not.
Who would even suggest that?
 
sounds like you're a radioactive rabbit
 
!
 
@Cerberus is that foam dripping from your mouth?
are you feeling thirsty?
contemplates locking Cerberus up for six months
just to be safe
 
@MattЭллен Possibly.
@MattЭллен Raaaahhh!
I would break loose.
 
user19161
ELL needs 17 more committers. I won't be one of them.
 
10:01 PM
Splitter!
@Cerberus we would design a maze where the only exit is the channel
 
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I am surprised the Buddhism proposal is still in definition phase. I thought it would be in beta by now.
 
maybe for them the definition phase is beta
 
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@matt Now we know the Oxford folks are nuts, since they sent you a blank mail.
 
@JasonBourne yes. it's quite odd
 
@MattЭллен Then I'll swim to the shore.
 
user19161
10:02 PM
@MattЭллен Wow, that is too deep for me. You must have attained Nirvana!
 
@JasonBourne well, I have a couple of Foo Fighter's albums
@Cerberus oh no! shoot the rabid beast!
or the rabbit feast
 
digs hole to escape to Hades
 
jolly good show old sport
I'm going to dig a hole to escape to bed
CU!
 
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@MattЭллен See you in your dreams.
 
Bye!
 
10:12 PM
That’s five Not An Answer flags today. Sheesh.
 
10:29 PM
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A: "Its" as a Possessive Pronoun

Kathrinei wonna ask a question can we use possessive pronouns in tag questions such as (your name is Ben isnt yours) please answer me

I would place the age of the poster as no more than 10. I could be wrong, though. And wouldn't that be horrible.
 
Ugh. Flagged.
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Q: can tag questions be with possessive pronouns

Kathrinei wonna ask a question can we use possessive pronouns with tag quetions such as (your name is Ben isnt yours) please answer me

What to do about this?
Should we close this? It is technically not GR. The problem is mainly that the OP is extremely sloppy and careless about her English.
 
@Cerberus Giving her the benefit of the doubt that she's a 10-year-old, I chose to translate her question into English. I may not have succeeded, but I gave it a try.
 
Great!
She might also need a little hint to write in English next time.
 
@Cerberus I hope she's a child, and not just that poor at written English. Anyways, my example is not, I know, a question tag, but I think she might have been thinking along those lines.
 
@Robusto Yes.
Her spirit must be young.
 
10:48 PM
@Cerberus Why do you assume people who are sloppy and careless with their English are female? :)
 
@tchrist Fallacy.
Why do you beat your wife in the morning?
 
I think you are just being sexist. After all, there are many a Mister Kathrine in this world. They all wear sensible shoes.
 
@Cerberus Good question. The afternoon is a much better time for wife-beating.
 
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A: Is subcopy a word?

Yoichi OishiI worked in Tokyo office of a New York-based ad agency over 30 years both on creative and account service side. Actually I wrote many ad copy. We used to call the title of ad copy and the following summation of copy text as “Catch phrase (copy) / Sub-catch,” “Headline / Sub-head,” "Title / Sub-ti...

 
@tchrist And do I care whether I am sexist?
@Robusto Indeed. All wives agree.
 
10:52 PM
Yoichi answered a question. Huzzah.
 
Would you please roll over and laugh with the joke, or do I have to kill another frog?
 
Sophists don't make jokes.
 
Casuists do.
 
@tchrist I only roll over on command, and so, interpreting the illocutionary function of your utterance... rolls over
@Robusto I had to give him an up-vote even though I have no idea.
 
I edited his answer. Hope he's not offended.
 
10:56 PM
He won't be.
 
@tchrist As do euphuists, only they do tend to go on, don't they?
@Cerberus Well, you never know. It could cause him to lose face. I'm serious.
 
> I worked in the Tokyo office of a New York-based ad agency over 30 years
Would you say this?
 
Sure.
 
Nope.
 
I might say "for over 30 years" but it's not wrong as it stands.
 
10:58 PM
I cannot say: I worked there over five years.
 
@Robusto I don't think so, he is prepared to be educated.
 
I worked there over 30 years ago, maybe.
 
@tchrist And yet you just did.
 
It sounds odd to my ear.
 
Wait.
It means something else.
 
10:59 PM
Oh, "distributed over"?
I suppose...
 
I worked their over a period of five years, during which I saw nothing more than the same old.
It’s the only reading I can make work.
 
Same here.
 
I would use there instead of their. But that's just me.
 
And it is somehow not what my brain wants to read at first glance.
 
Nope.
 
11:00 PM
The issue is that the verb should express a repeated action.
 
Then the verb would have to be something like masturbate.
 
Not a durative action.
 
Durex?
 
I worked in advertising [for] over 15 years. Over just means more than, and the for is optional and droppable.
 
It doesn't feel droppable to me.
 
11:03 PM
Anyway, there comes a point in editing where you don't want to just rewrite everything.
 
Yes.
I can only read this over as "spread out over", not as in "going over, exceeding".
 
@Cerberus Well, you're Dutch. I have no problem with it.
Gotta make dinner. Later.
 
Perhaps it is a regionalism?
Bye.
Tchrist seems to writhe and shuffle too.
 
I worked there three years. I worked there for three years.
Not fond of the former.
 
It might pass in casual speech.
Just didn't seem entirely...felicitous in that text.
Perhaps over makes it worse.
 
11:19 PM
Some vegetables listed were cabbage, squash, cauliflower, peas, and carrots. Do you speak that list with deliberate pauses? I don't. — Robusto 52 mins ago
@Robusto When I repeat this phrase there seems to be no separation between "and" and "carrots", but there is a small separation wherever there is a comma.
 
I do.
 
11:30 PM
How would you people feel about a button next to each question saying, ?
Then a vote counter for this button would show how many people have pressed it.
It would be reset upon each edit.
 
Heh.
 
But seriously?
 
Not going to happen.
 
I know.
But it would be nice.
 
You just need that auto-comment script that @Reg uses.
I never got it to work, but I often wish I had one. Still, a plain file with lines of boilerplate you can snarf-n-barf is good enough, I imagine.
 
11:37 PM
@tchrist How does it work? I could simply use an Autohotkey script...but a button would be neat.
 
Don’t remember. Was on stackapps.
 
Right.
> My last concern is that it will cause ELU to wither and die. We will throw out the bathwater and discover that there is no baby.
@DavidWallace You're hilarious.
I don't even know whether your metaphor works, and I don't care, because it is just too funny.
 
@tchrist ! I has a jealous.
(that Yoichi wrote copy)
 

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