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4:05 PM
@Daminark that sort of reminds me of this video: youtube.com/watch?v=137Ei0C3Vdg
though the players in that don't exactly 'win'
 
Kek
Oh so I think we've reached the high point in analysis
$(1+\frac{1}{10})^2 \to 0$ as $2\to \infty$
This appeared on the board as we did Vitali coverings
 
Greetings, Demonark.
 
@Daminark Except the limit should be e^(1/5)
But yep, very deep stuff
 
4:20 PM
Oh, happy un-un-sleep, @Balarka.
 
conference is selling a bunch of JDG stuff
gonna spend all my savings
 
Oh oh, @MikeM. Should I start saving you food scraps?
 
No, it's ok. I can dumpster dive.
 
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Is there any general method to find shortest distance of a point from a general 2 degree curve? (When parameterization is difficult)
 
Question: Given a number $n$ and its prime factorization, can one find a divisor $d|n$ such that $|d-\frac nd|$ is minimized? In my case, there are too many divisors to simply enumerate
 
4:22 PM
@Ted that sounds like a new element in the periodic table
@blue Yeah, minimization
 
@blue: All I can suggest is Lagrange multipliers.
 
lagrange optimization
 
Anonymous
Haven't heard of Lagrange multipliers :P
 
Anonymous
Gotta look it up
 
Very powerful.
 
Anonymous
4:23 PM
In mathematical optimization, the method of Lagrange multipliers (named after Joseph Louis Lagrange) is a strategy for finding the local maxima and minima of a function subject to equality constraints. For the case of only one constraint and only two choice variables (as exemplified in Figure 1), consider the optimization problem maximize f(x, y) subject to g(x, y) = c. We assume that both f and g have continuous first partial derivatives. We introduce a new variable (λ) called a Lagrange multiplier and study the Lagrange function (or Lagrangian or Lagrangian expression) defined by ...
 
You basically want to find where the vector from a point on your curve to the fixed point is normal to the curve. That's it.
 
Anonymous
Interesting.
 
Anonymous
@TedShifrin Right!
 
Hey @Ted! Went to SHS and it turns out there was just some bruising from that fall, nothing serious happened
 
OK, Demonark, great. I'm glad you got checked. I'm sure you're relieved and can stop worrying now.
 
4:25 PM
@blue The idea is just that say $P$ is your point and $y = f(x)$ is your curve. Blow up a circle centered at $P$; when it touches the curve, the normal to the curve is a multiple of the normal to the circle.
 
Anonymous
Ow! It's on Khan Academy! (youtube.com/watch?v=BSKtQcLQLWU) Watching it right away! :)
 
And @Balarka what? 9/10^n should go to 0, no?
 
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Ah, yes. Makes sense
 
It's also on my lectures, but Khan is probably a more suitable level for you.
 
Lagrange multipliers is infinitely useful in real life
in exams or whatever
 
4:26 PM
@Balarka: More directly, it's locally just the Pythagorean Theorem.
"exams or whatever" = "real life"??!! :D
 
hi @chat
 
That's all that's left of the real life of JEEers
@blue can tell you about that
 
Hi @Alessandro, @Semiclassic
What's JEE, @Balarka?
 
lagrange multipliers are fun
though I tend to default to them when I shouldn't.
 
4:27 PM
Yeah, but the problem Zach made up led to a horrible mess even with Lagrange multipliers.
 
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Well :P Sorta true :D
 
(triangle with vertices on concentric circles)
 
You do use it for the spectral theorem so that's helpful
 
I remember that.
 
@Daminark (1+1/5*1/x)^x -> e^(1/5) as x -> infinifty
 
4:28 PM
I am not minimizing the importance of LM, Demonark. I can prove Spectral Theorem without that, of course.
 
The jokemeister didn't understand the easy joke
 
I'm tempted to use Mathematica to test that problem numerically.
 
I mean that's all I know that uses it. And how else do you prove it?
 
@Semiclassic: Zach's question? I got a numerical solution from LM + Mathematica.
 
Right.
 
4:29 PM
Demonark, quite easily if you do the hermitian case (which specializes to the real case).
 
I basically just mean "I wonder what a contour plot would look like."
 
You prove using the hermitian inner product that eigenvalues must be real. Then it's just induction, as with the proof you learned.
 
Oh yeah I guess in finite dimensions you can use FTA to get that eigenvalues exist
 
Contour plot will be difficult, @Semiclassic, as you have to watch two points moving on concentric circles.
 
@TedShifrin It's a national exam in India qualifying in which gets you ticket to IIT's, aka the largest institutes in engineering in India, and medical institutes and etc. Every year millions of STEM students take that exam.
 
4:30 PM
Well, just parametrize it by the angles.
 
In short, JEE is death.
 
No, no, not FTA. You need to know they're real, Demonark. That's critical.
 
What radii of circles, though?
 
@Semiclassic: He had 1,2,3.
 
mmkay.
 
4:31 PM
@Balarka: That sounds like the exam ordeal that @Astyx is going through in France ...
 
I'll take the first vertex to be at x=1, then.
 
Right, @Semiclassic. It reduces immediately.
 
I mean knowing that any eigenvalues would need to be real is one thing, but establishing that you have eigenvalues at all would need FTA or Lagrange multipliers, no?
 
France has stuff like that? I didn't know
 
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Umm, medical students don't take JEE. They take the NEET. :P
 
4:32 PM
@Demonark: I grant the FTA. That's really not the point.
 
@blue I see. It's death and that's the main point anyway
 
The point with LM is you're exhibiting a real eigenvector (with the multiplier being the eigenvalue).
 
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Lol, you are over-dramatizing it :P The scary part is the 1.5 million applicants for the exam. The exam itself is not so scary :D
 
That's fair
 
it's very scary from my perspective anyway
 
4:34 PM
wait so @Astyx is a medical student? o.0
 
Though if you're doing things in Hilbert spaces, LM do become vital
:P
 
No, no, @SoumyoB. He wants to go to good math universities.
 
ohh
 
Are you using angles as parameters, @Semiclassic?
 
4:35 PM
Right. Horizontal is angle with axi-s of point on radius-2 circle
Vertical is same but for radius 3.
 
But yeah aside from spectral theorem and economics, what are Lagrange multipliers good for?
 
And I'm plotting the area.
@Daminark It's useful in statistical mechanics for similar reasons as econ.
 
It's useful anywhere you want to minimize/maximize
Spectral theorem is not really the point of Lagrange, but of course an essential application
 
Demonark: Physics (mechanics) is full of them. But truly every max/min problem you want to do is constrained, and it's a lot better to do LM than to eliminate variables and get horrendous messes. You'd know this if you'd done any concrete homework problems.
 
well I find this a pretty strange phenomenon, competition seems to be written in the very roots of human civilization; millenia ago in the prehistoric ages we were competing for food and survival against predators, now we're competing over who can get the top seats in exams
 
4:37 PM
Actually, I just realized that I plotted the signed area.
Hence why the lower-right part of it is negative.
 
@SoumyoB It's still competing over food and survival, in one sense.
 
(I used the determinant formula for the area of a triangle.)
 
Nothing has changed much, primally :P
 
@Semiclassic: So are you seeing the MAX in that picture?
 
I mean I haven't seen too many contexts firsthand in which optimization is important, aside from our professor saying "Economists, pay close attention!"
 
4:38 PM
Somewhere around (2.2,4.5)?
 
nah I think this is more of a competition for status (mostly). At least people here do it mostly for status "HEEYYY LOOOK!! My son got into the IIT's!!"
 
But that's neat
 
most of them could have managed to get basic human needs met either way, I think
 
More precisely, Mathematica gives area of 1.22621 when $(\theta,\phi)= (2.38821,4.20459)$.
I'll make a plot of the scenario that corresponds to.
 
I didn't convert my solution into angles, but that sounds reasonable.
 
Anonymous
4:42 PM
@SoumyoB I hardly ever find an IIT student boasting that they are from IIT (very rare). Once they get in they realize that it's pretty crap after all. A 6 hour exam can't decide your life. It's the parents and relatives who boast mostly about their kids. (Well that's true for nearly all countries I suppose :P)
 
In the US it's the GRE that drives people nuts (for grad school in math).
 
@blue that's exactly what I meant when I said people mostly do it for status
@TedShifrin oh it does drive people nuts here too
 
@Ted we did actually have some optimization problems on our part that week, but they were very long, it was due the day off the midterm (which we were told wouldn't include them), and we had already burned 40 hours on that pset, so most of us skipped the LM problems
 
Uh huh. Uh huh.
 
kinda neat.
 
4:43 PM
I had been hoping for an elegant solution, but there wasn't one, @Semiclassic.
 
The medical students' exams are better centralised, they only have 800 tick boxes to check or so, and they're done, it lasts 2 days I think. As to wether this is better, that's another question ..
 
Probably explains why no one has this problem in a textbook :D
 
And also hi Ted, SoumyoB
 
No, it doesn't look isosceles. There's a right angle going on there, as I mentioned when I worked on it, but not an angle of the triangle.
 
The fact that it looks to have the same x-coordinate for the two vertices is interesting.
 
4:44 PM
it's so funny that there are coaching centers for the admission exams for getting into IIT's, and these coaching centers have their own admission exams, and now I'm hearing that there are coaching centers opening up to train students for the admission exams of the coaching centers that will train them for the main admission exam
 
so that one of the sides is perpendicular to the x-axis.
 
I don't think that's true, either, @Semiclassic.
 
@Soumyo #Inception
 
Hi @Astyx
You saw that I took your name in vain earlier.
 
It seems to be so looking at the numbers.
But, going off of laptop for now.
 
4:45 PM
a time will come when right after the baby is born he/she will have to decide whether he/she wants to do engineering or medical
 
@Semiclassic: It didn't look that way when I solved it in cartesian coordinates, but I didn't keep the file.
 
I almost became a medical student actually. But I loved maths too much :p
 
@SoumyoB more like, when the baby will decide whether his/her offspring will do engineering or med school
 
@Astyx welcome to the dark side
 
Let $f\colon\mathbb R^n\to\mathbb R$ be continuous and homogeneous of degree $\alpha>0$. Show that $f$ is differentiable at $\vec 0$ with derivative $\vec 0$ if $\alpha>1$.
I've shown that $f(\vec 0)=0$. I can show that all partial derivatives are $0$. Let $\vec u\in\mathbb R^n$, then
$$
\lim_{t\to 0}\frac{f(t\vec u)}{t}=\lim_{t\to 0}t^{\alpha-1}f(\vec u)=0.
$$
However, here I chose $\vec u$ fixed, while I actually need $\vec h$ to be arbitrary. How can I do that?
 
4:47 PM
Lol, I regret nothing !
 
We may not have cookies, but we do have lemmanade @Astyx!
 
@Astyx I studied medicine for half a year, but I dropped out of uni, because it sucked so much:p
 
@Secret i saw you tagged me with some result regarding my question. You didn't solve it, did you? I'm not sure what to make of what you wrote?
 
4:48 PM
@Sha That sort of thing is exactly why I don't like how Europe makes people decide what they want to major in so early
 
@Sha. You're not understanding what your computation is, are you? $\vec h = t\vec u$.
 
And grapes, abelian ones ! @Daminark leaves
 
In fact, you want to allow $\vec u$ to vary over the unit sphere.
 
@Ted ah, and then by continuity, $f$ assumes a maximum?
 
Demonark: Worse — I could not have majored in math(s) and French simultaneously in Europe, as I understand it.
Right, @Sha.
 
4:51 PM
I'd love to learn French some day
 
I'm going to have to recall a lot of French and German very soon.
 
I somehow ended up in marketing first....... and I really hate it...... then I did a graduate study on mathematics.....
(Not to say marketing is bad....)
 
hi chat
 
hi @Eric
 
Also, if you do A-Levels in Britain, you only end up taking 3 classes in your last two years of high school, so those kinda need to be decided based on your intended major
 
4:52 PM
I've heard most Asian languages have a 'staccato' characteristic or comprise very rough sounds but French is one of those rare languages that have a 'legato' characteristic or are very soothing in sound
 
Hmmmm that is an interesting way to put it. I know Chinese and Japanese are like that
 
Hi @Eric
 
Hey @Eric!
 
For example, that is pronounced "thate" in chinese and "thato" in Japanese
Because we cannot do "t"
 
@SoumyoB it's a liaison, it's also present in the dialect of portuguese I speak, it sounds pretty, but people not where I'm from never know what I'm saying
 
4:54 PM
I think Indians and most Asians too have thick accents precisely because of that
in comparison, everyone loves a French accent
 
Right~
 
i like russian accent
 
@Eric: When I've seen Brazilian movies, it's always seemed to me that elements of Portuguese sound Russian. So weird.
 
For the chinese though, i think the problem is simply we don't have access to enough real english
Most people learn English from other Chinese....... therefore......
 
Vodka for you comrade! @Balarka
 
4:55 PM
@Ted I never noticed that, but my girlfriend said the EXACT same thing when she watched Brazilian films with me, so it's definitely there
 
I actually like French accent....
Italian ones can be nice too
 
@Eric I wish my language comprised of liaisons too!
 
@SoumyoB as with anything it has pros and cons, I love it because I'm proud of my regional culture, but spelling is a nightmare
 
I am rather fond of the Greek accent, as heard from precisely 2 people
My dad's boss in NY, and Sougi
 
my landlord is greek and when I first met him he asked me and my roommates if any of us knew greek, of course two of us knew classical greek, so it was a funny moment where we tried to have a conversation and it was just not working out
 
4:59 PM
i'd love to get an american "on-high" accent
 

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