The Bridge

Unionhawk

10:03 PM

@John +500 bounty

John

@Unionhawk Oh okay

Arperum

@AshleyNunn I now know you are at exactly the same point as me. I have the same dude in front of me.

John

Wait, why does @Sterno have 500 Lifehacks rep to give away? He's becoming one of them! D:

Arperum

I do have like 3 free hits though. Pastamancers are good at that.

Yay for stuns!

user15026

I am a Turtle Tamer so I am not so lucky

badp

10:07 PM

is that why @Wipqozn has been behaving lately?

(with a few MAJOR exceptions)

Wipqozn

@badp Probably

@badp Should I play through Shovel Knight?

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Yea, I have a second pet that blocks the first attack of anything, so even if the monster gets initiative I get no damage, then I have entangling noodles that stuns for three rounds, which gives me enough time to kill whatever I have in front of me.

Wipqozn

Oh, ou don't own it

I could have sworn @badp owned shovel knight

badp

@Wipqozn eventually. There are higher priority items on your backlog

@Wipqozn waiting for a discount on that one.

Wipqozn

@badp That is true! Like My Little Pony

Arperum

10:09 PM

The Man did hurt me though, I needed like five rounds of damage for hime.

Wipqozn

Speaking of which, back to My Little Pony

badp

@Wipqozn Think higher

Wipqozn

@badp Undertale?

John

@Arperum Ooh what level is entangling noodles?

Arperum

@John level 3 or something. it's super early. and super good.

John

10:10 PM

Wait actually I think I'm a Sauceror not a Pastamancer

badp

@Wipqozn now you're getting it.

Arperum

@John Ah, yea, no noodles for you.

John

@Arperum :(

badp

You may know what friendship is like, but do you know the real meaning of LOVE?

Wipqozn

@badp Not yet?

Arperum

10:11 PM

The thralls are fun too. Having a second pet is good.

badp

@Wipqozn WELL THEN NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT

Wipqozn

@badp Play Undertale?

Arperum

My current thrall's name is pretty ridiculous though.

> SshoXohodogomopogogogogo the Lvl. 9 Spaghetti Elemental

badp

@Wipqozn Yes. Undertale teaches you about the true meaning of LOVE. Also, spaghetti. There's a section that teaches you the true spaghetti recipe.

Wipqozn

WELL THEN

I think I know what I have to do

John

10:14 PM

Ooh I can use Soul Sauce to use a skill that gives me a 3 round stun.

I completely forgot Soul Sauce was a thing

Maybe that's why I'm having a hard time beating anything

Arperum

Dammit. Clan basement won't be for today. I have ~10 adventures left and have to do more than that to get the stuff I need.

Double dammit. At least two more days.

Stupid phat loot tokens from the daily dungeon.

NOOOOOOOO. ONE adventure short of completing the daily dungeon today. DAMMIT.

Wipqozn

10:34 PM

Tha Princess Luna episode was pretty great

Today in stupid shit said by people on the internet

> that's not character developement, that's character completion which makes those characters boring.

SaintWacko

@Arperum oUCH

Arperum

@SaintWacko Yup. And I was at 19 drunk/ full eating. And I have no spleen adventure stuff.

And hardcore.

At least I have enough time to get the other keys together tomorrow.

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn "character completion" is one of the dumbest things I've ever read

GodEmperorDune

10:50 PM

@AshleyNunn the sea is fun but really hard

Especially if you don't have any hot spells yet

badp

oh man I forget how great the spaghetti lesson is

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user15026

Why would you.....

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn you know the answer.

user15026

Although I am glad it's just for drinking

user15026

10:55 PM

I was scared ti would be a drinking/smoking hybrid awfulness

LessPop_MoreFizz

At least advertised.

@AshleyNunn alternate ingestion pathways are more probable then somehow mixing in other intoxicants, as far as off label uses go.

user15026

True, true.

badp

how do you even put it on a table

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp ... Table?

I mean, I guess you just lay it flat on its side.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...iff it's empty.

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:59 PM

The whole point of it is that you should never have a full glass for a long enough period of time to need to set it down.

badp

what if I just didn't want to finish that glass

Unionhawk

Then you don't use this thing in the first place.

badp

apparently you might be able to balance it precariously on a sufficiently unflat surface

@Unionhawk it doesn't sound like something you choose to use

but something you are given and suddenly yet temporarily becomes your problem

...while the chambong owner reads you the obligatory disclaimer

Unionhawk

If it is something you are given the correct response is to run away and scream

Wipqozn

@murgatroid99 Yup. It's in reference to the crusaders getting their cutie marks.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:02 PM

@badp I suspect you are missing important context.

Beer bong

A beer bong is a device composed of a funnel attached to a tube used to facilitate the rapid consumption of beer. The use of a beer bong is also known as funneling. == ConstructionEdit == The typical construction of a beer bong involves a large funnel connected to tubing. Beers are stockpiled in the funnel and as the user drinks, the beer will pour down the tubing. Beer bongs often have valves to engage/disengage the flow of beer. == UseEdit == Drinking from a beer bong is different from drinking beer normally, or even skulling a beer (or other carbonated beverage) normally. This is because the...

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn I guessed. It's like saying that people don't do anything interesting after they reach puberty.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm sorry I cannot educate myself over how desperate the Wikipedia donation drives have gotten

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp no dogecoin donation button, no donation.

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn Basically, that person has an unreasonable expectation of characters being static, which is dumb and not worth engaging with

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Civilization Rising Tide Build Vivarium in Water City

I have a quest to build the Vivarium Building in a water city... great... now how do I go about doing that?

civilization-beyond-earth

0

Q: Need Help Running Forge

So I've been trying to install forge for some time now but I continually have the same problem; it keeps saving as an internet explorer file and when I double click on it, it brings me to a file open screen. How do I change the format that forge downloads in?

minecraft minecraft-forge

Wipqozn

11:13 PM

@murgatroid99 Yeah, he's been downvoted to oblivion.

murgatroid99

From what I saw on reddit, the reaction to that episode was overwhelmingly positive, overall

And with good reason: that was probably the most anticipated event that has ever happened in the show's 5 seasons

Wipqozn

Yeah, that was the episode that made go back and actually catch up on Season 5.

Well, catching up.

I just finished Episode 13.

so I just need to watch 14-17

murgatroid99

Also, 21 has been leaked if you want to watch it early

Private Pansy

@murgatroid99 It's a good episode, but I've seen legitimate critiques of it

The primary critique with a lot of crusaders episodes, and this one in particular is that the three of them become indistinguishable from each other in almost every aspect when you have all three on screen

A simple experiment would be to take each of the crusader's line, and drop the name of the character who said it. In most episodes, unless they mention their relationships to their sisters, it's almost impossible to distinguish who said what, because when the writers write them they have no individual personalities

Which is a real shame, because they do - we've seen that in the earlier episodes

Also, in other news

Police called to meeting of beard fans in Sweden after passer-by confuses them with Isis terrorists

GodEmperorDune

11:42 PM

To be fair, they refer to themselves as villains

Wipqozn

@PrivatePansy We were referring to this:

1 hour ago, by Wipqozn

> that's not character developement, that's character completion which makes those characters boring.

Private Pansy

Yeah, I know

murgatroid99

@PrivatePansy On one hand, yes, I can see that issue in the transcript. On the other hand, since it was a musical episode, they had an unusual amount of singing lines together, in chorus.

Private Pansy

@murgatroid99 It's not a specific criticism of this episode - you can see it in a lot of other CMC episodes.

That when the three of them get together, suddenly they have no individual personalities. It was a lot better in S1.

murgatroid99

Maybe it's because they've been together so long. I definitely became more like my friends after hanging out with them for a year or two

And, while they're more similar than they used to be, they're not indistinguishable (personality-wise)

Lazers 2.0

11:49 PM

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Q: What is the minimum amount of water required to grow carrots/melons at max speed?

I am going to make a huge melon/carrot farm, 300 x 100 or something similar. How much water (per block?) do I need to fill my area with as many crops as possible but still grow at the max speed?

minecraft

murgatroid99

For example, Apple Bloom is clearly the leader, and is almost always the first to suggest that they do something.

Yuuki

Why do online classes encourage people to ask weird and unrelated questions?

Private Pansy

Slightly more subjective, but personally I found the butt tattoos themselves to be kind of ugly

two bugs

Man, I love the Destiny expansion, but they really messed up Nightfalls. Nightfalls are these dungeons selected weekly with 4 special modifiers in effect (basically, skulls from Halo)

In year 1 they were challenging and had the problem of if your entire team wiped you were totally kicked. They had a chance to drop some of the best weapons in the game, though.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Is this supposed to be an example weird unrelated question?

two bugs

11:56 PM

Year 2 they removed the getting kicked to the menu, but expanded the drop table to an absurd degree. You can get really crappy gear from them, which doesn't make them feel worth it at all.

Yuuki

@Unionhawk No, this is an example weird unrelated question. In my software design class, someone just asked (probably as a stupid joke): "If I render a platonic number unconscious, can I still math with it?"

two bugs

Also, in Year 1 they gave a buff which granted 25% extra experience and reputation for the rest of the week, and it looked super cool.

@Yuuki ...Yikes.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki that is more creepy than unfunny

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn Slice of Life is a love letter to the fans, and it's really well done. The rest of the episodes were all pretty good, except for Princess Spike

murgatroid99

@PrivatePansy I'm not sure how I feel about them. But it's interesting that they're basically the most complex ones we've seen to date

Yuuki

11:58 PM

@GodEmperorDune Yeah... I left that room post-haste.

Aequitas

@Lazers2.0 What is the optimum pattern to place crops in Minecraft?

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