To the Honorable @Wipqozn, Esq:
I am writing this to appeal my removal of room-ownership status by @Sterno. As you are aware, I removed your room ownership status, for announcing to The Bridge that you had nothing to announce. As a result, @Sterno has seen it fit to not just reinstate you (which I had intended to do anyway later), but also by removing me. Now, I know you understand the context behind my actions, and, as a certified Cool Guy, are willing to forgive me for making a joke at your expense.