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8:00 PM
@MBraedley The voice would work, but I think you're right, her mannerisms and how she carries herself isn't quite Belle
 
@MBraedley I mean, ideally ideally, I would've liked Princess Diaries-era Anne Hathaway.
 
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@Yuuki hahaha Princess Diaries-era Anne Hathaway was one of my first celebrity lady crushes
 
O hey it's yearling day
 
Seriously though, I want to watch a Rupert Grint romcom. One with a heavy emphasis on the com because I need more Rupert Grint face in my life.
 
My yearling day is in the summer, I think.
 
user15026
8:01 PM
@Yuuki Yesssssssssss
 
WHAT!? I can submit my work provided health insurance claims online? Why am I only learning about this now?
 
Question: if Meowth manages to learn Future Sight, will he become Persian?
 
8:20 PM
The alolan persian looks utterly derpy btw
 
@TimStone I guess I can put down $15 for that.
 
Yeah, I never got around to buying the Beyond Earth DLC so it's cheaper than buying that retail, even
And now I have Civ V to gift to someone, heh
 
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Q: Should I hoard keys for later, or spend them immediately?

Paul MarshallIn Blacksea Odyssey, you'll randomly get keys from the dismembered corpses of alien monsters you've hunted. There are, of course, various chests littered around the map, which have randomized treasure inside them. I'm curious: do the later levels have better treasure? Or does every treasure ches...

 
@TimStone I wouldn't bother
BE was disappointing
 
8:34 PM
Pssh, I like it >_>
 
wow. one honey badger later I have four dead gnomes.
 
@SaintWacko It's disappointing for $60+.
For <$15, I think it'll be fine.
 
gnomoria is killing me.
 
error CS0103: The name 'WHAT' does not exist in the current context
My life in the immediate window
 
apparently two more are still bleeding.
and I have no more bandages.
 
8:37 PM
We should have a big Civ 5 game where none of us are able to stick around until the end of it.
 
@Yuuki Eh, probably true
 
@SaintWacko It was decent, but the civs were way too warlike for me.
 
@Unionhawk clearly you should have used wharrgarbl
 
(please stop reading my messages. that's really creepy)
 
Tfw the variable is updating but the UI element it's tied to is not
 
8:46 PM
That message is placing me in a conundrum.
 
(if you want to discuss anything please just mail me at ave[at]ave.zone)
 
@Avery I think I just wasted an hour plus on Reddit
 
@Unionhawk DO I LOOK LIKE I K͢NƠ̧͞W̡̨ ̸W̴҉H͜͝͡AT́ A͢҉͡ ̡̨"̵͜͜͞͠J̢͘P̶͠҉͝͠Ę̵͝͞G̛̀҉"̀ ͜͠͞I̵̸̢̡̧S̡̢̛͞?̵̧̨
 
goddammit.
Off course the gnome that killed the bloody badger that murdered half of my population bled to death.
and the one other gnome that is not godawful at farming is busy bleeding to death too.
 
8:50 PM
RIP @GnomeSlice. He sliced that badger for all of us.
 
I am so naming my gnomes that are safely inside my wall now. ANd @gnomeslice does get to be the gnome that just bled to death after heroically murdering a honey badger that murdered four other gnomes (by kicking it or something)
Rip. I can't do it :(
Can't rename already dead gnomes.
@gnomeslice will live.
Assuming he doesn't mind being a female gnome, since all males are dead.
 
If you're naming a gnome after @GnomeSlice do you call it, "@GnomeSlice" or "@Slice" because it's already a gnome
 
The four gnomes I still have (three in a bit I assume, since one is still bleeding)
 
 
> Yolo Minneapolis
HamStare
 
9:04 PM
Also 97% approval rating? Holy crap
That's what must happen when you come from a country with a functional government or something
Oh hey Canada is in the top 10 for happeist countries
USA is only at 13
Take that @Unionhawk!
Denmark is No.1
Iceland is no 3
 
@Yuuki i generally play Oda Nobunaga, might give me reason to try playing someone else for a change
 
Also I feel like I discussed this back when it was first released
 
@Wipqozn well good thing I don't live in Iceland
 
@BlueBarren Well pineapple on a pizza is gross soo
(disclaimer: I've never tried pineapple on a pizza)
At Jarry metro today with @JustinTrudeau - a broken escalator makes it hard for some to get to their metro #cdnpoli http://t.co/J0OSXbpTZb
 
@Wipqozn yeah but you also don't like bacon sooo
 
9:10 PM
That's from 2014, not today though
 
cc @Wipqozn
 
Pros And Cons of the Nintendo Switch:
 
@Unionhawk looks delicious
 
 
Who wants to be a female gnome that may or may not bleed to death from a headwound?
 
9:13 PM
@Arperum me
 
@Arperum Can I have pineapple on my pizza?
 
so NISA is releasing an RPG Maker on 3DS....not really hopeful for it because i can't see Nintendo allowing a non restrictive scripting system so it would more likely be RPG Maker MV looking RPG Maker 2003
 
@Yuuki if you somehow manage to grow pineapple and make pizza, you can.
 
@Arperum Well if @GodEmperorDune doesn't already have the job, sign me up.
 
@GodEmperorDune Too late, she just bled to death and can't be named anymore :(
 
9:14 PM
wut
 
@Yuuki Next two gnomes that for some reason decide this place is a good place to live get named.
 
well its longer than i survived in @Wipqozn's xcom
 
@GodEmperorDune I can't rename dead gnomes.
 
@TimStone That's unexpected. Was he too alt right even for Breitbart?
@Arperum Name one of them Wipqozn
 
9 hours ago, by Unionhawk
@Avery Ladies and gentlemen, after years of brave research, Milo has finally found The Line
 
9:16 PM
@Wipqozn You're the thrid lunatic that will wander over the border.
 
@GodEmperorDune and he got fired resigned
 
@Wipqozn What @GodEmperorDune said and also what @GnomeSlice said about people not liking to work with him, it was an easy decision to push him out
 
Currently @FAE, @Avery and @ash are surviving without immideate expected death.
 
5 hours ago, by Yuuki
> "Sure, we knew he was a Nazi, but we didn't know he was like... a weird Nazi."
(No, I don't think Milo or any particular person at Breitbart is a member of the German National Socialist Workers' Party.)
 
I mean he might be idk
But I don't care enough to ask for his membership card
 
9:20 PM
I'm impressed how well I murdered my population.
 
@GodEmperorDune In my defense, it's not my fault you liked jumping in front of bullets.
 
@Unionhawk I mean, it's a bit impossible given that A) they're not based in Germany as far as I can tell and B) the party's been abolished.
 
If anyone on Brietbart staff was an ageless vampire it's milo
But, probably not
Because that isn't a thing @uni and your joke is stupid
 
@Wipqozn in my defense, its not my fault you are a terrible commander
 
🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/tbqR5Qr1YH
Hmm I think @badp's been one-upped
 
9:24 PM
@TimStone i can't even read them
 
@GodEmperorDune I mean, pugs are hard to command
MAn I'm trying to find some lame joke about pugs and game pugs (pick up groups), but I'm too hungry
 
cc @Yuuki
 
@Wipqozn pugs are easy to command, they just don't do what you say (unless they feel like it)
 
@TimStone Now we just need distortion.
 
@GodEmperorDune or you bribe them with food
which is generally very easy
 
9:27 PM
> unless they feel like it
my pug will take the food and not do the thing
 
@GodEmperorDune our Eddie would be sleeping infront of the door blociking it from being opened and once we put out the left over spaghetti or lasagna he'll get up and move out of the way
we need him to go back to his bed we just put out freshly cooked lamb's heart
 
@GodEmperorDune So basically they're cats
 
@Wipqozn they are more affectionate, but yes
 
@GodEmperorDune A rock is probably more affectionate than a cat.
 
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Q: I'm looking for an RPG game from the early 1990's

DRFI have been wracking my brains trying to remember the name of a CRPG from what must be either the late 80's or early 90's. I don't have a screenshot or anything but maybe my description will jog someones mind. The game was normally played in a pretty much 2d eagles eye view except for combat seq...

 
9:32 PM
overwatch: meet efi!!!! She's 11 btw!!! ovw shippers: omg!!!!!!!! Lucios wife!!!!!! Age is just a number!!!!!!!! https://t.co/olzPrt2ytH
THE INTERNET IS CANCELLED
 
@Unionhawk wtf
 
@Yuuki CANCELLED
 
Man, Terry Crews has got to have some sick vocal range to be able to convincingly play an 11-year old girl.
 
wait lucio is milo?
 
If she weilds the fist with Terry Crews playing the voice of the fist I'm going to die
@GodEmperorDune no the Internet is dumb and canceled after like 20 seasons
 
9:36 PM
@GodEmperorDune assume wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. she's Lucio's future wife but reverted to an 11 year old when she went back in time
 
@Unionhawk Well, she makes robots and she's about to be on her first plane flight...
Team Talon strikes again! And then Six Million Dollar Man Girl.
 
Who knows
 
@Memor-X oh that was a plotline in hyperion
 
I doubt she's hero 24
But who knows
And then again Doomfist was referenced as a person who Talon was working for in the cinematic trailer
 
i thought doomfist was controlled by that little boy that likes Tracer
 
9:39 PM
@GodEmperorDune That was one of those "It'd be cool if..." things.
@Unionhawk That's the second Doomfist, IIRC.
 
@GodEmperorDune that's why he broke his arm #gametheory
@Yuuki I see
 
Basically, there are three Doomfists. And they don't even use the same gauntlet.
The third one is supposedly the one that will be playable.
 
man this lore is almost as intricate as dark souls
RIP @twobugs
 
Meanwhile this chat
trying to link efi and doomfist theories like https://t.co/o9PgPE8uSZ
 
I think there was some speculation that the third Doomfist would be Omnic.
Because in the Numbani map, the banners show his name in Omnic rather than English.
 
9:42 PM
Wait I thought it was a "was" situation
 
And given that Efi is a robot/AI genius, she might end up creating Doomfist.
 
> Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni is developed by Marvelous for the PlayStation Vita and was released in Japan on December 10, 2015. PQube will release the game in Europe on September 30, 2016 and North America on October 11, 2016. The game was refused classification in Australia.
fuck you classification board. you wont stop me getting my Shoujo Ai/Yuri *holds it proudly after buying it from the UK*
 
 
@Chippies who saw that doggo
 
9:47 PM
@GodEmperorDune I saw the doggo and you saw the doggo. We all saw the doggo, it's right there in the picture, you derp!
 
@Chippies I dunno, looks more like a pupper to me.
 
@Yuuki I mean, all doggos are puppers in their hearts
 
@Yuuki well who saw that pupper?
 
@Chippies Now that I think about it, all puppers are doggos so I guess you're right. But the real question is whether all doggos are puppers.
 
@Yuuki it's whatever they believe they are. It's a free world for all doggos and puppers!
my cat sometimes thinks he's a pupper
I support him with whatever he chooses to believe in
 
9:51 PM
And where do Hound-Ds stand? I hear that one burst can cute a man in half.
 
Ok, gnomads galore. 8 gnomads have arrived. Who else wants to be named?
 
barrbarbl
@TimStone the thinking glitchy thing wasn't done by me
 
I see that as a request to be gnomed.
 
@Arperum I will!
I have no idea what you're talking about, but why not?
 
@SaintWacko Gnomoria. I had 6 gnomes die in the first spring due to a single honey badger.
 
9:56 PM
@badp but it encapsulates you so well
 
So well, I'd like to note down that to not go "all in" as recommended by some, I'll get the unattendance fixed, and continue attending at least until I book my flight.
 
I'm a thinker, it's true
When people want a thought they come to me
and maybe some of them are good thoughts,
 
@badp they're good wharrgarbls @brentp
 
@SaintWacko It'll be a female gnome, because apparently this place is only good for women. All men died to the honey badger, and from the 8 new gnomes that arrived only one was a male.
 
9:59 PM
@fredley wait how does it automatically place the blueprint?
 
Mods it seems.
 
@GodEmperorDune Recursive Blueprints Mod, it says
That's hilarious
 
@Yuuki Sigh...
 
10:07 PM
@badp I know but I saw it first from you so you got credit for most appropriate gif until this one came along
Ugh, I just can't fathom how you can think like this
Instead of "we won so we'll try to sell our vision to everyone" it's just "lol you lost suck it"
That lady is not happy
 
Man, I should answer any and all questions with smug condescension. I can't wait to be Senator and on that sweet, sweet representative healthcare.
 
@TimStone except if you control the senate and a supreme court justice dies in office, it seems
 
@Yuuki I certainly don't absolve Dems of this either but it's just, ugh
They aren't even pretending like people just don't see the reasoning, they're just flat out saying they don't care
Someone (I have no idea who) went ahead and made a zazzle for Deep State hoodies: https://twitter.com/deepstatewear/status/834163559852601344
lol, fantastic
 
@TimStone it must be nice for when they just deny stuff happening later on
and their base believes it
also what is this deep state meme?
 
10:17 PM
@GodEmperorDune Like, what is the deep state? Or?
 
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@Dragonrage I'd have fallen on my ass two seconds in
 
@Ash yea, me too. im not so good at ice skating. apparently skiing skills do not translate as well as you would think
 
@Dragonrage Four people traveling at high speeds through a relatively narrow corridor leading to a jump and a sharp turn with blades attached to their feet seems like a recipe for trouble.
 
@Yuuki thats half the fun though
 
10:22 PM
@TimStone it just seems to have become prominent on twitter in the last couple of days
 
@Yuuki Oh, the humanity!
 
i know it's a conspiracy shadow government thing
 
@Lazers2.0 This should never have been reopened.
 
@Yuuki such savages, poor kid. Every time he tries to get up :(
 
It wasn't a question anymore by the time it met the criteria.
 
10:23 PM
@GodEmperorDune Ah, yeah, I guess just because of leaks and such
 
@Dragonrage wut, a mini dinosaur?
 
@Dragonrage You realize they're critically endangered
One of the reasons for that being pet trade
 
@TimStone @GodEmperorDune I am still not clear on what deep state is.
 
user15026
10:24 PM
@Dragonrage I haven't gone skating in like 15 years
 
@GodEmperorDune yes
 
@Yuuki let me find a thinkpiece
 
@KevinvanderVelden i still want one. or 3. i could have a nice yard for them to live in. and they could repopulate
 
@Yuuki Basically just a segment of the non-appointed military and agency parts of government that control the actual happenings
Since those people shape the detailed direction long after any given president has come and gone
 
@Dragonrage they're not group animals
 
10:26 PM
Some notable figures in the United States have for decades expressed concerns about the existence of a "deep state" or state within a state, which they suspect exerts influence and control over public policy, regardless of which political party controls the country's democratic institutions. "Deep state" has historically been associated with countries like Turkey, where sophisticated shadow governments allegedly control or influence key aspects of state policy, but the term has gained attention in the United States as the Trump administration has struggled to control its bureaucracy in the face...
 
@KevinvanderVelden i could have a large yard. is 3 acres big enough?
 
Also they do the thing skunks do where they spray you with concentrated stink
 
@TimStone ... so this is the whole leaks about Trump are a CIA conspiracy to control the presidency thing?
 
Right
That of course fails to account for the difference between subversion of the Administration and "Hey, public, this is an important thing you should know"
 
@Dragonrage Probably not? According to the wikis we've not been able to get them to reproduce in captivity cause they're wide ranging
 
10:27 PM
:(
i wanted a mini dino
 
@TimStone or "trump watches TV instead of reading the briefings, so lets get this info on TV so he at least sees it"
 
@Dragonrage Buy a chicken.
 
seriously though, that pangolin looks like a pokemon
 
@GodEmperorDune well yeah duh
 
10:28 PM
@Yuuki i had a banty rooster named rex. he chased my cousins around. and my grandparents cats
 
One of the pokemon (sandshrew?) was made after them
 
@GodEmperorDune trump doesn't like it. because it was on TV he calls it fake news
 
@Memor-X everything not on fox is fake news
the irony of that is left as an exercise to the reader
oh man these pangolins are badass
 
@Dragonrage isn't a life hack supposed to make things easier? i don't see how this is easier than using a knife
 
10:31 PM
@Memor-X hahahahaha no
 
@GodEmperorDune Look at that lioness standing there like "Daaaamn these pangolins are badass"
 
I
AM
RETURNED
 
:O!
 
@TimStone the lions are like "dafuq do we do now"
 
@GodEmperorDune "don't mind me. i'm just your typical scalely ball of yarn"
 
10:32 PM
 
one of them already gave up and is taking a nap
 
@GodEmperorDune Pangolin used Defense Curl!
 
@Yuuki dunno if that's german, definitely dutch though
Huh also german
I wonder how they pronounce it because dutch tja does not sound german
It's 1130 something, seems like a good time for bed
\o chat
 
@Memor-X lifehacks arent meant to make things easier. they are just ways of doing normal things without the proper tools
 
@Dragonrage The fact that buying the proper tools is not considered a lifehack bothers me.
I mean, that's technically a way of doing normal things without the proper tool.
 
10:36 PM
@Yuuki my fav german reactıon is jein
 
Or maybe I was the proper tool all along...
 
@Yuuki thats called common sense. common sense is not lifehack
 
so a lifehack for going to sleep doesn't involve lying in bed and closing your eyes?
 
@GodEmperorDune No, it involves slamming yourself into a wall as hard as you can, so you start sleeping at the spot.
 
> Trump reaffirms support for ethanol in letter to industry supporters
shakes fist
 
10:41 PM
@GodEmperorDune no, a lifehack for sleep would be using chloroform
 
Hey @Yuuki! Stop randomly eating fruit before it's turned into fruit salad! That's not efficient!
 
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@Arperum efficient no, tasty yes
 
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@Dragonrage I am tiny! LOVE ME AND FEAR ME
 
@Dragonrage zomg, rekt
 
10:43 PM
@Arperum Is this about pineapple on pizza? Because pineapple is delicious.
 
@TimStone gotta win that iowa primary
 
@TimStone Oh, is it 2019 already?
 
@Yuuki It is. You just go grab random pomegranates from the field and then go back to training.
 
user15026
@Yuuki It is :D
 
(You might be my only military that is being trained, so whatever happens to come my way to murder me is going to run into you)
 
10:45 PM
Jesus shit mate, I always knew he was a giant scumbag, but wooooooow
That's a whole other level
 
a while ago's news today, with @Wipqozn
 
@GodEmperorDune I knew he was fired, but I didn't know why
 
@Dragonrage how did he think that would turn up?
@Wipqozn its why people were freaking out about him going to CPAC on friday
 
10:47 PM
NO IT'S NOT
 
@GodEmperorDune idk
 
Actually I should not post that quote, because it's probably going to trigger some folks
because holy crap
 
user15026
goes to play video games for a bit
 
there were some good tweets about it
lemme see if i can find them
 
10:48 PM
because i retweet way too much stuff
 
@Wipqozn i don't even now where it was from
 
@Wipqozn Regarding that quote, I think if at any point you start arguing the distinctions between pedophilia, ephebephilia, and hebephilia, you've already lost.
 
user15026
@Dragonrage I like the arm pointing because it feels like it's going "THE COTTON CANDY PUT IT BACK THERE OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS"
 
user15026
Alright, I gotta silent retreat on this topic, if someone could gently poke me when it's swapped for something else that would be awesome (I'm not opposed to it being discussed, I just gotta bow out)
 
@Yuuki The full quote can be found here.
 
@Wipqozn oh it's from him. should have guess based on how stupid it was
 
@Wipqozn Reading that, I'm not sure how much of it is Milo being a horrible scumbag and how much of it is him trying to poorly rationalize being sexually abused as a minor (because according to his comments, he definitely was). I mean, it's obviously both but I don't know what proportion of each.
 
And regardless of whether he has a Freudian excuse or not, those are not views you want to impart onto young impressionable conservative homosexuals, who almost definitely view him as some sort of role model (given that they really don't have any other examples of "conservative homosexual").
 
MILO: nazis are smart CPAC: ok MILO: trans people are sick CPAC: mhm MILO: target undocumented kids CPAC: yes MILO: NAMBLA's good CPAC: wait
 
10:57 PM
wtf
 
That's not relevant at all, but yeah
 
just like I need explicit written approval from dad to leave turkey... I need it to get back in too. That's the stupidest thing ever.
 
@Wipqozn Several hours ago news right now with @Wipqozn.
 
@Wipqozn dupe, but i am too lazy to look it up
 
@Yuuki Yeah I only watched it now. Was in meetings all day.
And I was in toilet city when I first read it on my phone
 
10:58 PM
@Wipqozn but why repost it now?
 

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