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4:00 PM
Woo!
 
@Fluttershy Oh, you are? Cool! Didn't know that.
 
@Frank I'm heading out there in March to scope everything out, and make sure he and I don't butt heads too much. :P But yeah, if all goes well, I should be moving in with him in the next few months.
 
I feel like this would be the wrong time for RIP @OrigamiRobot.
 
@Fluttershy IS MOVING IN WITH A GHOST: DATA ACCEPTED
 
@Fluttershy In any case, tell him "RIP" from the rest of us.
@Fluttershy And so the Bridge commune begins?
 
4:04 PM
Motion to relocate Bridge commune to Literally Any Other State
 
To Laos?
 
@Unionhawk Motion to relocate Bridge commune to another country.
 
Motion to relocate The Bridge to an actual bridge
List of proposed bridges to move to:
A bridge to nowhere is a bridge where one or both ends are broken or incomplete and does not lead anywhere. If it is an overpass or an interchange, the term overpass to nowhere or interchange to nowhere may be used respectively. There are three main origins for these bridges: The bridge was never completed for reasons such as cost or disputed property rights. One end or both end has collapsed or have been destroyed – e.g., by earthquake, storm, flood, or war. The bridge is no longer used, but was not demolished because of the cost; for example, the bridges on an abandoned railway line. Further...
 
Joe Biden is the level of petty I aspire to be https://t.co/I91GiBRVvm
 
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Q: Pokemon GO game experience would not recover after reset

ShawnI had played Pokemon GO up to level 23. Then after my phone was reset, the game went all the way back to the beginning. I have tried the resets, reboots, sign in and sign outs multiple times. It still went back to level one. On the last attempt, the level 1 screen was not even functional--it ...

 
4:21 PM
cc @fredley
 
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Q: Chronology of end-game cutscenes in FFXV

arothSpoilers below, obviously. There are a couple of cutscenes that play after the final battle in FFXV. The first occurs in between the first and second sets of credits, and shows: Where is this meant to fit in the chronology of the story? Specifically, is it showing what occurred on the way...

 
@Yuuki In terms of puns I raise you this
Actual Google spokesperson response to question about whether Google is buying Conde Nast. Someone really loves the… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/823547926689484800
 
@TimStone That's nice and all, but I'm not sure it beats Stealers Wheel.
 
4:27 PM
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Microsoft hardware?
heh
 
user15026
@TimStone this cracked me up.
 
@Fluttershy ouch. I didn't, like, ever hear good stuff about NC, but well, have fun I guess.
 
I got to drive a race car in NC. That was good and fun.
 
@avery The area I'm moving to will be like the little blue island in a sea of red, so it will hopefully be not terrible? Better than Missouri, at least.
 
4:34 PM
@Fluttershy Moving to red states is a way to turn them blue...
 
It is truly sad to me that Americans view places to live as desirable / not desirable based on the predominant political affiliation of the population.
 
@JasonBerkan as a person who lives in turkey, I understand them. You don't want to engage or live with the bigot folk.
 
@dorrismccomics also this: https://t.co/pjnMCPAqoc
 
I love how he keeps posting it
A troll we can all learn from
 
4:39 PM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BITTER ALMONDS IN THIS BUNCH? ALSO, BY MY COUNT, I SHOULD'VE DIED LIKE THREE DAYS AGO.
 
Man, only two episodes from the Return of the Jedi to The Last Jedi
They didn't really return very effectively
 
Dawn of the Super Jedi
Gotta go with the Dragonball Z playbook TBH
 
Star Wars: Episode VIII: Yes You Idiots This Series Was Always About War Come On We Called Them "Stormtroopers" Seriously I Can't Believe We Have To Spell This Out
 
@fredley Oh, did they officially name Episode VIII?
 
@JasonBerkan I guess my main issue is, I just wanna get away from my family. My brother is a diehard racist, my dad supports Trump, my mom believes a man who things LGBT people belong in jail would make a good president, and I work with some of the most racist people I've ever met. So it's in my best interest to GTFO.
 
4:42 PM
Man I hope episode VIII is about how the republic accidentally elects a fascist, making the whole rebellion thing a complete waste of time.
@Yuuki 'bout 30 mins ago
 
It's official. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the next chapter of the Skywalker saga. This December. #TheLastJedi… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/823561256078548992
 
Star Wars Episode IX: Dude, Where's My Jedi?
 
Star Wars Episode IX: Dances With Sith
 
I did notice this one didn't get a number so idk
Unless...
nvm it did get a number
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, but in the announcement, they say "Skywalker saga"...
I mean, the Galactic Civil War (and the Clone Wars in the prequels) was also more of a periphery thing in Star Wars.
 
4:46 PM
The entire plot of 4 revolved around blowing up an Imperial superweapon
 
@Unionhawk Honestly, that felt more like background to Luke discovering his Force powers and starting to become a Jedi.
 
I haven't seen the original trilogy in such a long time
i should do that
 
new trilogy best trilogy
 
i can count the number of scenes i can remember on one hand
 
jar jar best char
 
4:47 PM
@avery i heard it was kinda bad?
oh
 
@GnomeSlice (it is bad, that's the joke)
 
@GnomeSlice My kids refuse to watch it with me because I say all the lines before the actors do.
 
I haven't seen either of the new ones yet
@JasonBerkan don't be that guy
 
@avery Like... new new or old new?
 
@GnomeSlice TOO LATE!
 
4:48 PM
@Yuuki jar jar one
 
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Q: What does Heavy Armor Training mean by "only taking Health damage from sonic attacks"?

VemonusThe description for Heavy Armor Training (SWAT level 5 perk) states: While you have body armor, you only take Health damage from sonic attacks and clots can't grab you. You begin each game with 50% Armor. However, the only thing that does "sonic attacks" are Sirens who have only done health...

 
phantom menace one
the uh, prequels
 
@JasonBerkan Do you also do the alien languages and droidspeak/binary?
 
PROBLEM_SOLVED
or something
 
@Yuuki No. I'm not crazy. Just unbalanced.
 
4:50 PM
@JasonBerkan Will one of your kids be Anakin and bring balance back to the @JasonBerkan?
> Episode 8: The Last Jedi
> Episode 9: lol jk
 
I mean obviously they mean Skywalker is the last, which I think is fair to say to be true regardless of potential future not evil force users
idk
I'm not some SFF account-haver
(that's not true, I have a SFF account, but it's a 101 account so it hardly counts)
 
@Unionhawk Well, Hidalgo's said that Kylo Ren and Snoke don't count as Sith.
 
And Rey is totally a Jedi.
 
/shrug
Like I said, I don't care enough to think about the semantics of "last" or "Jedi"
 
Heck, I'm not even sure if Luke counts as a Jedi. Depends on how we're defining "Jedi", I guess.
 
4:56 PM
Once an argument gets into defining words, all is lost.
 
That's true
 
@Unionhawk Depends on how you define "true".
 
/remove Yuuki
 
@Unionhawk I have not been removed. I have been alternatively added.
 
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Q: I cant see the windows taskbar in Minecraft fullscreen

user177743I have always been able to see the taskbar while in Minecraft full screen and have been able to easily change to the browser from the game and back again. I accidentally pressed something and not the taskbar is gone. I can still use the windows key to get to the browser, but it makes the compute...

 
5:02 PM
> In unscripted remarks at the CIA headquarters on Saturday, and while introducing Mike Pompeo, his nominee to head the spy agency, Trump said the Islamic State group would have never existed if the US had seized Iraq’s oilfields.
Trump has repeatedly made the erroneous claim, which is contrary to the opinion of most foreign policy experts, on the campaign trail.
> “Now I said it for economic reasons, but if you think about it, Mike, if we kept the oil, you probably wouldn’t have ISIS because that’s where they made their money in the first place, so we should have kept the oil. But, OK, maybe we’ll have another chance,” Trump said.
 
Meanwhile, everyone else on his team: "Jesus, Donald just stick to the script please"
 
@Yuuki Oh god
 
@GnomeSlice I'm pretty sure he's still on the air, my parents live for his show and I always hear them amping up for the newest season
Also my life just incredibly more stressful, yay me
 
It could be worse
 
I mean, I sincerely hope that this is one of those off-the-cuff "s--t that Donald says" moments.
 
5:07 PM
That's the thing
We can't truly know
And even if it is, he's conditioning us to get used to hearing him say crazy shit
To hearing him lie about small, dumb, and verifiable things
 
In more silly news, I remember hearing part of his CIA remarks: "You're [the CIA] gonna have so much backing that you wish you didn't have so much backing."
 
@JasonBerkan You should probably just git gud. but seriously though. Any specific missions give you trouble? You want to make sure to expand to new regions fairly soonish too.
@Unionhawk git gud
@Yuuki I think the dark event missions can happen in regions you haven't made contact with yet, but I'm not sure.
 
@Wipqozn Git gud should not apply at the bottom difficulty level.
 
@Arperum Didn't work :(
 
I lost when the UFO shot down my ship, because 3/4 new enemies per turn is a stupid way to make the game more difficult.
Though it was half-way through that mission that I realized you could reload without ending your turn.
 
5:20 PM
@JasonBerkan Oh that mission. I forgot about that. You should be able to deploy a much larger than usual squad for that one, I think.
You may have just been too far behind on tech maybe?
 
@SaintWacko Mine works, if you want you can send your trackingcode to me thorugh steam or such, then I can see if I just badly explained? Or I can go try get some sort of screenshot.
 
@Wipqozn Strategically, I was a mess, which is why I quit after that mission.
I really feel that the strategic part of the game is poorly explained. I can't recall if I felt the same way about the original.
 
The RS...CH part was what I needed to enter as trackingcode.
 
@JasonBerkan it basically boils down to stopping the advent tracked from firing. Once all the pips fire off a timer starts. Once the timer runs out it's game over. Certain missions reduce the counter (blacksites, advent facilities). If you do one of those during the countdown the pips get removed and the timer is reset/removed too.
 
@Arperum When I used it on that site, it gave me two options. Both of them said the carrier wasn't sending tracking data
@Arperum Mine is an ELKCH code
 
5:25 PM
@SaintWacko :(
 
Apparently everyone who has that has been having trouble
 
My package is currently hiding out at the Belgian Customs point
 
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Q: Whats a minecraft singleplayer/integrated server?

CaolanMCRecently set my minecraft launcher to stay open when I play and noticed the logs that displayed in the background mentioned "singleplayer server" and I was confused as I thought that servers were network based. So i looked up the definition and i got : a computer or computer program which man...

 
@Arperum Ah, someone finally found this site which works with the ELKCH tracking numbers
Says mine is still in China :(
 
@Wipqozn That's high level. I mean low level decisions. Do I sit at Resistance HQ? Or should I be out doing the other random things? When would I sit at Resistance HQ? What is Intel for? Do I need to bank it? What should I build in the ship? What are the differences in the crap I have to remove from the ship?
 
5:29 PM
@SaintWacko :(
 
uugh I'm kinda wishing my internship was over sooner rather than later but I'm here till the end of August :/
 
@BlueBarren That does not sound like a good job choice...
 
@Unionhawk that's part of his thing
 
@Arperum that's what I've been thinking
 
@GnomeSlice it can be part of his personal thing but it should be a thing he stops doing while president
 
5:31 PM
but I've been going through school like society has taught me and this is just the next part of it
 
@Arperum And everyone who's gotten theirs hasn't been too impressed...
 
@SaintWacko Hmm?
 
@SaintWacko That's not good either...
 
I'll probably end up trying to go into something else when I'm done school, I'm more than half way through so I might as well get my "Advanced Diploma" then figure out what I want to do
 
@BlueBarren Take my advice and stop now. I regret staying in school till the end of my degree because my heart wasn't in it and I ended up wasting three years of my life
and a bunch of money
figure out what you want to do first
 
5:34 PM
well I'm definitely going to finish my internship
that might give me time to figure out what I want to do
but 8 months after that doesn't really seem like a bad thing
My job is something I can do I just don't want to do it
maybe I'm just having a bad experience with it
 
imgur.com/a/aWZzo @SaintWacko
found in the comments on the kickstarterpage
 
> People talking about how TFA characters don't react in a human manner to intense/emotional situations.
> Ignore how quickly Luke and Leia got over the gruesome deaths of their adoptive parents and entire planet respectively.
 
looks oversized and way worse than expected :(
 
@BlueBarren
watch this when you have time
 
Can't watch that at work :p
oh okay
that title though
 
5:38 PM
If your job is something you can do and has opportunity, then do it. But continue to look for something you do want to do
 
Seeing hints of Russian propaganda outlets starting to undermine Trump https://t.co/5ubFXBfzLk
 
"don't follow your passion" shouldn't it be the opposite?
 
itshappening.gif
 
@BlueBarren "don't follow your passion. but bring it with you"
 
@GnomeSlice well that's the whole plan right now I think
 
5:39 PM
is the closing statement
you should follow opportunity not passion
 
thanks for the video though, I'm sure it'll be good
 
passion can develop
 
There's a reason why they call it "passionfruit".
 
because all the good fruit names were taken?
 
hue
Yeah like dragonfruit
 
5:41 PM
once melon was taken and we exhausted something+berry we were really out of options
 
what about murderfruit
 
@GnomeSlice Which incidentally tastes nothing like actual dragons.
 
MELONBERRIES
the most superior fruit to exist
 
berrymelons
 
it's better my way, okay @GnomeSlice ?
 
WHY DO I KEEP EATING THESE ALMONDS IF I KEEP GETTING BITTER ONES?
 
@Yuuki ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU ATE ACTUAL DRAGONS?
@KevinvanderVelden Watch out, @Yuuki wants to eat you.
 
@Arperum I think we can infer that dragons probably taste something like other kinds of meat
 
@murgatroid99 But what if they don't? what if they taste like dragonfruit?
 
Then that would be really weird
 
5:47 PM
@Arperum Just because I've eaten dragons doesn't mean I want to eat dragons. Or eat more dragons.
I've eaten cat before. I do not want to eat more cat.
Also dogs.
I do want to try snake the next time I'm in Taiwan though.
 
ROASTED
omg if this were a rap battle Trump would be bodied
 
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He's right about the "fake news" thing too
we kinda started that
 
We as in The Internet?
 
Liberals
 
5:53 PM
Because The Onion etc is pretty clearly marked
o
 
and he put his little trump twist on it and is using it against us now
 
It's not my fault that muslims actually didn't set fire to a church in Germany on New Year's Eve, despite reporting by Brietbart
 
Still. Mad roasted
 
I'm still wondering when we started attributing the origin of fake news to a particular political side.
I thought it was "yeah, everyone's been doing it for awhile but the Internet's kinda made it a big thing".
 
It's not my fault that the current administration is trying to take total control of the message, by trying to change facts
 
5:56 PM
I mean, the earliest Internet-era "fake news" I can think of is the whole Obama birther thing.
 
I WONDER WHERE THAT STARTED
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@Unionhawk Well, apparently liberals.
 
:think:
I guess we'll never know
 
Eh he explains it better than me
 
I mean, was there something in Bush administration that was "fake news"'d?
 
5:58 PM
Pie is amazing
 
@Yuuki I mean
 
lol at the "i bet you a tenner he'll say those are the biggest crowds ever"
 
Not really
 
I'm not sure I should consider 9/11 truthers as "fake news".
 
and he did
 
5:59 PM
AH WAIT, the story of muslims on a roof in Jersey celebrating the attacks, maybe
Islamophobia is kind of a commonly appearing thread, it seems
 
@Unionhawk I mean, that was still pro-Bush in a way though.
 
@Yuuki It was pro-islamophobia
 
I'm trying to think of something "fake news" that one would attribute to "liberals".
 
just watch the thing
it's anti trump you'll like it
he roasts him HARD
 
I'm at the office without headphones today otherwise I would
Sad, I know
 
6:01 PM
@Unionhawk SAD! even.
 
rough
 
Is ok
 
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Q: Multiple mouse problems with source engine

ZacI have two problems with my mouse when playing some of the newer games on source engine (CS:GO, Gmod.) Firstly, every now and then it'll turn me 180 degrees for no reason, and secondly, clicking will disable looking around for about a fifth of a second. I know this isn't a problem with my actual...

 
Words one should never mistype: "result(s)".
 
re: sluts?
 
6:05 PM
@Yuuki WHAT A LOSER
 
@GnomeSlice That would be one hell of an email to reply to
 
I'm sure there's a band called Sluts out there somewhere
 
Probably
It's probably not a very good band
 
I mean Pussy Riot are pretty big
relatively speaking i guess
 
@GnomeSlice I do know them, but have no clue what kind of music they make, their fame has nothing to do with their music.
 
6:10 PM
A lot of the mods on r/listentothis like them
I think it's indie rock
but I honestly don't know
that's just what most of them like
I'm just the token electronic guy
our bestof roundup for 2016 is gonna be massive
 
@GnomeSlice Would you describe it as being big-league?
 
Pussy Riot? no probably not
they don't get like radio play im pretty sure
@Unionhawk Nah we have popularity limits they have to be under
basically a subreddit of hipsters
 
You must be this unpopular to ride -------
 
pretty much
100,000 last fm plays max
i think
maybe it's half a mil now
3 or more youtubes with over it and you're done too
 
0
Q: What is water used for?

DanmakuGrazerOne of the Vacpack upgrades unlocks a vac tank used exclusively for water. The game seems a little vague on the purpose of this, what can you use water for?

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Q: Is there a tell for which wall Wormwood will burst out from?

FambidaIn the Wormwood boss fight in the Antibirth mod, after Wormwood destroys 4 tiles from below, it then bursts out of the upper or lower side of the right or left wall at high speed. Is there any way to tell which of those 4 spots it's going to come out of beforehand?

 
6:15 PM
Music discovery, not "this song is cool amirite <popular song that everybody knows>"
 
@GnomeSlice How much "shoegaze chillhop progressive swahili nudisco cover of Wonderwall" will there be on the list?
 
I know what half of those words mean
 
@JasonBerkan I forgot how much there was to that geoscape. Well, as for the building aspect. You should prioritize on clearing out squares in a path that will get you to to one of the "power" squares (not sure on names), since building a power generator there gives extra power. The first building you should aim for is the Guerrilla Tactics Centre since it allows you to upgrade your squad size and train rookies (they'll be upgraded to the squaddie class of your choice for free).
 
@Yuuki none cause wonderwall is way over. You do see a lot of shoegaze though
nu disco not so much i post some from time to time but like the actual dance stuff
 
@GnomeSlice "Does /r/listentothis still have a big problem with a truly mindblowing number and variety of genre tags on posts?" is the question I'm getting at, I think.
 
6:18 PM
I submitted like a dozen albums to the list and like nobody has rated then in our backroom because nobody else listens to electronic so I probably have pretty much free reign on what gets in of my picks
@Yuuki We're working on it
There's a limited number of tags that the post has TiVo have at least one of
but you can add like dumb shit on it after that
indie space disco anti-whomp
 
Video games are like a weird mishmash of music and video genre nomenclature, I've found. Music nomenclature tends to function off of style whereas movie nomenclature tends vary on content.
I mean, you still have "protest songs" and "animated movies".
 
That's reasonably accurate i think
Yeah and "game music" which I think is real dumb
 
But you typically sort music on "rock, rap, pop, electronic, etc." whereas movies are "action, romance, thriller, horror, etc."
 
Genre is genre
 
But video games are weirdly particular about both.
Like I can listen and like two rock songs that are about completely different topics and maybe sometimes in contention.
But I like FPS games like Halo or Overwatch but I also dislike FPS games like CoD, CS:GO.
 
6:24 PM
I want to like CS:GO, but it's 3competitive5me
 
Alternately, I could like sci-fi games like Halo but also dislike sci-fi games like... Alien: Colonial Marines. Or something. I actually don't play too many sci-fi games, now that I think about it.
 
@Yuuki To be fair, Alien: Colonial Marines sucked
 
Then again, I like romcoms but I also don't like all romcoms.
Hmm...
 
I wonder...
[tag::think:]
dam
 
6:25 PM
Well, I guess I'm more dependent on nomenclature for finding movies and music I like than I am with games.
Like "sci-fi" is a pretty good draw for me to look at a movie, but not so much for games.
 
Typically gameplay is usually the more helpful indicator of game genre
Sci-fi can be literally any gameplay sort, but FPS means something about how the game is played
You are in first person and you shoot things
 
Borderlands.
 
Call of Duty
 
@MadMAxJr You are in first person and you shoot things. Also usually gets FPSRPG to indicate that there RPG elements of gear with stats and skill points
 
Pick the most green numbers, continue shooting.
 
6:33 PM
gunzerk to your heart's content
I love that little dude
 
I always hated getting gunzerker subroutine on claptrap
 
Wilhelm was my favorite.
 
oh wow the amount of people you see in chat by default has been dropped considerably
to 5
 
I'm not a fan of claptrap sooo
 
look at all those stars
 
6:34 PM
CLAPTRAP IS SO FUN TO PLAY AS
 
Wilhelm tended to ask when he can get back to shooting people.
 
@Unionhawk because then you never get to miss a single line?
@Unionhawk maybe media queries stuff
 
I found the pre sequel too bland and boring including it's choice of characters and abilities
 
@badp He has the advantage of not needing air on the moon, and he has skills that keep him alive pretty damn well up until TVHM
 
6:34 PM
borderlands 2 is by far the best
 
@Unionhawk TVHM sucked in BL2, too
 
I had something like 80 team revives last I checked
 
OH WHAT IS THAT YOUR GUNS AREN'T ELEMENTAL AND DON'T FART CRITICALS AT ALL TIMES I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW LITTLE DAMAGE YOU'RE DEALING
 
I just enjoyed 2, Pre-Sequel, and Tales From all due to Jack's dialog.
 
@badp My extremely tanky claptrap build stopped working altogether, pretty much
and I was just dying all the time
 
6:36 PM
As Wilhelm I focused on shooting enemies and not dying.
 
@MadMAxJr whereas other people focused on the clouds and earthworms?
 
They tended to die.
The smart move is to not die.
 
I tried playing as jack's doppleganger it was alright
no one's special really stood out to me
 
I thought the smart move was this
 
As claptrap I focused on "tms is down! OrigamiRobot is down!" which worked out for me because I had health regen skills and a couple others, in addition to being able to freely use revive with oz
 
6:37 PM
  #!/usr/bin/perl
  # begincheck
  print         "10. Ordinary code runs at runtime.\n";
  END { print   "16.   So this is the end of the tale.\n" }
  INIT { print  " 7. INIT blocks run FIFO just before runtime.\n" }
  UNITCHECK {
    print       " 4.   And therefore before any CHECK blocks.\n"
  }
  CHECK { print " 6.   So this is the sixth line.\n" }
  print         "11.   It runs in order, of course.\n";
  BEGIN { print " 1. BEGIN blocks run FIFO during compilation.\n" }
  END { print   "15.   Read perlmod for the rest of the story.\n" }
or alternative-smart
I can't tell anymore
it's certainly some kind of smart.
 
That's a weird looking gun, @badp
 
@MadMAxJr It kills synapses
 
(the speedrun move is "build a rocket launcher that deals a billion damage and has health regen on hit using glitches")
 
pls
 
I enjoyed the GDQ speedrun. "So basically the game thinks I'm holding 50 sniper rifles."
 
6:39 PM
@MadMAxJr The TPS run uses essentially the same glitch, I think
Except with a rocket launcher with life on hit and ammo gained on hit or something dumb like that
So you had an infinte ammo health regenerating rocket launcher that dealt like a billion damage
 
It's fairly ridiculous, yes.
 
@Yuuki Theme is a thing too I guess. like the setting
 
Which is somewhat fitting for that game.
 
even music has that. there's like sci fi rock and stuff
 
@MadMAxJr The TPS run also uses Claptrap for Gun Wizard, which makes it even more ridiculous
 
It's RNG, but if you get good RNG, you can now shoot faster
 
it's power metal, but it's sci fi power metal
 
Pretty important overview there.
 
@MadMAxJr The #1 cause of death is running out of HP after all.
 
6:49 PM
My dad keeps calling me a snowflake, and I kinda want to punch him in the face.
 
The #2 cause of death is STOP PULLING AGGRO YOU FOOL.
 
Give him the ol' alt-right hook.
 
Well, you could just call him an a-hole and say it's an "alternative compliment".
 
xdxdxdxd liberal snowflakes xdxdxdxd
 
@Yuuki Oooh. That's a good one.
 
6:51 PM
People on both sides are snowflakes
Trump is a perfect example
 
@GnomeSlice We are all snowflakes on this blessed day.
 
If everyone is a snowflake nobody is
 
Dude can't handle any criticism at all
@Unionhawk 'people' not 'everyone'
 
@GnomeSlice It's not criticism, it's "alternative support".
 
This whole us vs them thing is not healthy
or constructive
 
6:53 PM
It's not "us vs. them", it's "alternative bipartisanship".
Okay, I'm done.
Or am I alternatively beginning? :think:
 
@Yuuki hue
 
@GnomeSlice I mean if we don't fight him nobody will
 
Newshosts just need to bring a bullshit button to their desk
 
Have you seen what he's done already?
 
6:56 PM
this will improve the news watching experience tenfolds
 
@badp tenfolds or
Benjamin Scott "Ben" Folds (born September 12, 1966) is an American singer-songwriter and record producer. From 1995 to 2000, Folds was the frontman and pianist of the alternative rock band Ben Folds Five. After the group temporarily disbanded, Folds performed as a solo artist and has toured all over the world. The group reunited in 2011. He has also collaborated with musicians such as William Shatner, Regina Spektor and "Weird Al" Yankovic and undertaken experimental songwriting projects with authors such as Nick Hornby and Neil Gaiman. In addition to contributing music to the soundtracks of the...
 
bothfolds
allfolds
 
@GnomeSlice Trump literally built his entire campaign on "us vs them"
 
 

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