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7:06 PM
Note to self. When we get dinosaurs back, make Go-Pro harness for dinosaur heads. Make youtube channel.
 
user15026
No, Chrome totally didn't steal focus on me or anything >.>
 
Fun times!
@MadMAxJr OR ride them into battle and make a youtube channel
Of you riding a laser raptor into battle
 
@AshleyNunn Chrome: The Thief of Focus
 
Now I want to watch Kung Fury at work. Goddammit @Uni
 
@AshleyNunn I would still totally change whatever that went to. It was visible.
 
7:08 PM
@MadMAxJr And it still is to room owners
 
Solution: remove all owners
 
user15026
@MadMAxJr Yeah, I am working on that.
 
user15026
Well, both fixing it and purging it.
 
@Unionhawk at work? I thought you were asleep in a dark room
 
Purging? Oh. Oh. I didn't see the ah. Flamethrower you brought there.
 
7:10 PM
@GodEmperorDune Today is our 20% time day or whatever
@MadMAxJr Mod magic.
Yes we have all of our 20% time in a day
 
Mods have a magical portal of fire? I WANNA BE A MOD
Wait I'm a dragon, I can just open my mouth
 
I love how there's a subset of the bridge that just roleplays as their avatar
And by that I mean... just me and @KevinvanderVelden I guess?
 
Shush
It's fun
 
I can't roleplay Nobunyahga Oda. Sorry.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I was going to make a joke about @spugsley being included in that group but I don't think that counts
 
7:16 PM
I would need a Tokugawa Meoweasu cat avatar in here, before we lay siege to the rest of you.
 
I volunteer to be Tokugawa Meoweasu, should the need arise.
 
@Unionhawk ... same, I also dismissed the notion
 
In fact, no, that doesn't count
 
I think @Rapitor role plays too
 
Oh true
Hmm
HMM
 
7:17 PM
What no. He is an ordinary human
 
Rapitor doesn't roll play, he literally is a raptor.
 
The late paper bot also did
 
He is a raptor and a gentleman
 
@KevinvanderVelden RIP
 
7:18 PM
Rip @orgyrambo... I see what you did there
 
@twobugs To be fair, he is breaking the stereotype of beastial, predatory carnivore, so good on him.
We are all about progressive dinosaur empowerment in here.
 
@MadMAxJr Not All Raptors
 
I think I laughed harder than I should at that one
 
I mean, I don't think we're ready for our first dinosaur president, but we're working on improving things overall.
 
Someone add
 
7:26 PM
@MadMAxJr What about a half-dinosaur?
 
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Q: Why did the police sniper appear and how do I pass him?

Colonel PanicI'm playing what I presume is the 'boss level' of the game Gunpoint. I've done everything and it remains to escape to the subway station on the right, however there's a police sniper there. Why did the police sniper appear (he wasn't there at the start), and how do I pass him?

 
@twobugs Not even sure that's possible. We're.. what, 23 pairs of chromosomes?
Don't even know what dinosaurs are.
 
Half dinosaur half dragon
duh
 
I didn't take the semester of Dragonomics in college, that was after my time, so I have no bloody clue.
 
See, that's your problem, dragonomics teaches you just about gold
 
7:28 PM
@MadMAxJr That's your first mistake. You can't just include all Dinosaurs under one label. They're a very diverse order.
Wait, is Dinosauria an order?
 
You know, dragon-economics
 
It's a clade
I'll see myself out
 
Yeah, but it's the intro class to all things dragon.
 
@MadMAxJr No, you're misremembering, it's just gold
And rubies
 
And sapphires!
 
7:30 PM
Yes
 
And diamonds
 
Hey man, I graduated in 2007, Dragon-Studies wasn't in the coursework yet.
 
And fire and smelling pesky hobbits trying to steal your hoard
 
And the proper way to arrange them in a lair formation
 
I took COBOL instead of Dinosaur Psychology. They counted as the same credit.
 
7:32 PM
@MadMAxJr joke about cobol needing to go extinct
 
@twobugs joke about giant meteor ending COBOL
 
@MadMAxJr the meteor is labeled "common sense" and it's a political cartoon
 
@MadMAxJr cc @badp
 
The sad truth was I /did/ take COBOL and it counted as the same credit as /VB.NET/.
I still don't understand that logic.
 
I took PHP
Nothing more need be said.
 
7:38 PM
@MadMAxJr Wat wat = new Wat();
 
why does teen drug abuse drop off so sharply at 20 years of age
 
@GnomeSlice :|
 
hue
I love r/shittyaskscience
 
Upon turning 20, heavy drug users move to a farm upstate to play with your dog that moved away when you were 8.
 
this is pretty good
 
7:44 PM
ffs spotlight
 
Logitech control control center.
 
@fredley Hold down D O G S
collect dogs
then watch them
 
So it's literal watch_dogs?
 
bursts in to chat out of breath Has anyone made a watch_doges joke yet?
 
7:52 PM
@twobugs I'm sorry
 
Oh, how did I miss the sequel, $leeping Dogz
 
error
e r r o r
e - r - r - o - r
 
How exactly do we flag minecraft modding questions? Off-topic and then?
 
e ~ r ~ r ~ o ~ r
..:: e :: r :: r :: o :: r ::..
 
@twobugs Those belong on GameDev
 
7:57 PM
Went to parents. Now I have 2kg of strawberries. cc @AshleyNunn And I've eaten probably 0.5-1kg or so when I was there.
 
Okay, Thanks
 
user15026
@Arperum All the strawberries
 
@murgatroid99 @twobugs Depends on what you mean by modding questions. Qbout making mods ->gamedev, mod support. Off-topic-> own reason
@AshleyNunn Yea, going to give a kg to the neighbours. Because this is just too much.
 
user15026
Sharing is good :D
 
@Arperum "Modding" usually means "modifying the game". Otherwise it would be "mod support" or "using mods"
 
8:02 PM
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Q: Modded Minecraft

KeaweSchultzRecently i have been trying to play modded minecraft, the mod being called pixelmon... I have don everything right with minecraft forge, and the right profile and everything but when itstarts to load.. it either stops responding or i get an error message, if thats not clear enough ill give you my...

 
Not pictured:
My most cunning battle plan
 
I totally forgot to rejoin after rebooting my work machine earlier.
 
@Powerlord You... you forgot about the bridge?
 
Finished upgrading our edge routers. That went SO much better today.
 
To be fair, I was busy not working.
I mean, totally working.
 
8:12 PM
@Powerlord Hey, that's what I'm doing!
 
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Q: How to brew level 2 potions and potion of invisibility in minecraft?

JohnHow can I brew Potions of level 2 and the Potion of Invisibility? Are some of their effects available with the beacon or there really are potions of lvl 2?

 
@twobugs no
nor should anyone make such a joke
 
0
Q: Can you make rune words out of Wirt's Leg?

Lukifur HelbringerI remember when I used to play Diablo II that I often find a socketed Wirt's Leg when obtaining it from Tristram. Could you make a rune word out of it? Or was it just socketed sometimes because it was considered a weapon? I'd find it out for myself, but I don't have the game anymore at the moment.

 
8:23 PM
@GnomeSlice yeah it should have been Cretaceous park
 
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Q: Minecraft Modpack Crash: ArrayIndexOutOfBounds (Not too large ID)

RothXSo I was trying to resolve some ID conflict issues in my modpack, and I got an ArrayIndexOutOfBounds error. Now, I know what these usually are. It's when the game tries to assign an item an ID that is out of bounds, usually too large. However, the ID that it seems to be having trouble with is 6. ...

 
The problem of the universal USB charger
careless people carelessly lose it, then grab one more from somebody else
I mean what's the big deal anyway
 
oh my god my parents' internet is fuct
 
8:39 PM
@badp No.
@GnomeSlice Hey, giant sloths were pretty badass mega predators, IIRC.
 
They're so cool and docile now because they know just how easily they can fuck shit up!!
...if only they cared to.
 
And my boss just quit. Neat.
 
PROMOTION O'CLOCK!!
also. ouch. :(
 
Yeah.. contractors don't get promoted.
She gave notice and instead of working the two weeks, she was informed she will be paid out and was escorted out.
.. I need to go ask some scary people in suits who signs my timecards now.
 
@MadMAxJr uh, sounds like a... consensual departure
 
8:47 PM
@MadMAxJr I'll sign your timecards!
 
Thjat's quite a lot of pings I came back to.
Also a lot of craziness.
@KevinvanderVelden What's even the point of being a room owner if you can't deowner me?
 
@Chippies Surprise!
 
@Wipqozn Welcome home, honey!
 
8:49 PM
1 in, 1 out
 
speaking of which, my wife came home couple minutes ago
 
I'm not sure what to think now
 
~ Balance ~
 
8:50 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I TRUSTED YOU
 
Folks who neither add nor remove me don't deserve room ownership.
@badp Never trust people.
 
@Wipqozn ARGH
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO DEOWNER YOU
3
 
@SaintWacko Clearly you weren't!
 
If anyone owners me, my first action will be to deowner Wipqozn
 
8:51 PM
You stopped waiting and missed your chance!
 
That is my offer
 
MAn, I will always be grateful to @GnomeSlice for making me that.
 
I was tabbed out playing DCSS
 
@SaintWacko That's what you get for leaving chat.
You should never leave The Bridge.
 
You are already not an owner. :|
 
8:54 PM
I know. It is sad
Oh, well. Someday, @Wipqozn, I will deowner you. SOMEDAY
 
@SaintWacko man, you just missed your chance
 
>.<
You know perfectly well that you deownered me before the refresh was complete
 
@SaintWacko Proud of it too
okiay I need to eat food
toodles all
 
You should owner me before you go
 
Man, I misclicked and everything
 
So close
 
Well I'm off.
 
I almost had it, but HoverZoom popped up your avatar covering the menu -.-
 
I clicked invite this user by mistake
You had plenty of time
 
9:02 PM
 
such a showoff
 
Yeah, I deserved that
 
Yep
 
The important thing is that @SaintWacko was robbed of the chance
 
@BADP COULD STILL FIX THAT
 
9:04 PM
cc: @Wipqozn
 
@SaintWacko That seems liek too much work
@badp needs to conserve his energy for mod abuse
 
You seem like too much work
Grumble, grumble
 
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Q: how do you find a village on survival?

MagdalaenaMy brother and I are playing mincraft on our phones but have yet to find a village in survival mode. We've seen villages in creative but never in survival. How do we find one? What seed could I use to find one ?

 
@Chippies Too soon.
 
@Yuuki too late, actually. I've had this open in another tab for weeks...
 
9:10 PM
 
annnnnnnnnd it's overtime time.
/me starts the script, and goes to sleep
 
@djsmiley2k At least you're not going over overtime time.
 
o_O
I don't think I can :D
 
@Chippies That's assuming enough people recognize the heads of their respective central banks.
 
9:24 PM
@Yuuki Someone will, and that someone will tell everyone else
 
@Yuuki you mean, like, hardly anyone?
 
0
Q: how to change a singleplayer world into a multiplayer world

youDON'TneedTOknowi really want to know how to make a singleplayer world turn into a multiplayer world.As in i need to know the thing needed to make it change.I found youtube videos about it but i couldn't find one clue.I beg of you can you please help

 
I mean, the workers probably would know
and a chain reaction might happen
 
@Chippies The real monsters are all too real.
 
@SaintWacko The kinds of people who recognize their respective heads are usually the kinds of people who resist a run on the bank.
Not to mention having this all happen at the exact same time is more than suspicious.
 
9:26 PM
that look on the villains faces is how I pictured @SaintWacko when he left @Wipqozn as owner
 
heh
 
Maybe if they were staggered at random intervals throughout the day...
 
That comic isn't entirely valid. I mean, thanks to evil, we got Batman and Robin.
And that's not cool.
 
@MadMAxJr You can't have only the good stuff, it's evil we're talking about here
 
@Chippies If there was no Batman, there'd also be no nipplesuit though.
 
9:29 PM
@Yuuki is that supposed to be a good thing?
 
@Chippies No nipplesuit? Yeah, that's a good thing.
 
@Yuuki I'll have to disagree with you on that
 
Personally I believe in the Adam Westian testament.
 
@Chippies Bat-less chaps.
 
I just want to let everyone know, Burn Notice is a really good show
 
9:33 PM
0
Q: What is the recommended upgrade path from Wii and 3DS to Wii U?

StuperUserI've just got a WiiU and am going to dust off my Wii and transfer my Wii data to it. I've connected to the new store and Nintendo network via my 3DS. Is there an order to transfer my Wii data and log in to my existing account to prevent any data loss? Which Mii will take precedence, the Wii Mii...

 
and on that note, I'm done here!
 
 
9:50 PM
@GodEmperorDune If you didn't say "in Northern California", I would've expected that to be Florida.
 
I know, right?
Also no bath salts involved
 
> A level 3 "heatwave action" heat-health alert has been declared for all parts of England.
But in Scotland, forecasters warned of thunderstorms, torrential downpours and hail stones up to 1cm in size.
Lol Scotland
 
Really @Wipqozn? Comma to period?
 
Classic Scotland.
I don't know if that's actually classic Scotland, but it felt like something appropriate to say.
 
user15026
10:01 PM
@GodEmperorDune I'd've done it if I'd noticed.
 
Hmm... a second "I'd've" would actually work there.
 
user15026
Well, yes, but as it stands the sentence is grammatically correct and indicates what I want it to
 
I know, I just focus on really weird things.
> If colleges really want to prepare high school students for today's job market then they should only accept students who have "at least 2-3 years college experience".
> Is this real life?
 
@AshleyNunn in that case, great work @Wipqozn
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune I have a degree now, I think I am honour bound to do it
 
10:08 PM
You all said I was crazy, but now you see I'm a hero.
 
@Wipqozn Nope. Still crazy.
(Not that that's a bad thing)
 
Best parking
 
Happy Canada Day!
 
@GnomeSlice what game is that
 
10:19 PM
Chrome can't run this app
You are using a version of Chrome that does not currently support the Unity Web Player plugi
urgh
i dont even understand why chrome would do this
I can't play so many games on Kongregate now :(
 
@Aequitas try enabling it at chrome://flags/#enable-npapi
 
Play the full game, it's worth it
If you like goofing around and doing silly stuff.
Basically, crash guy into stuff and cause as much damage as possible.
 
O.o there's a flag for it? awesome, wonder why they set it off by default though
 
@Aequitas recently removed support for it due to whatever reasons. Basically, Google is hoping for a better world for everyone, but not everyone is ready for it
 
"They plan to remove NPAPI support entirely in September"
how is preventing people from playing unity games a better world?
 
10:22 PM
Because that's not the only result of this change
 
it's stupid, unity games are just becoming popular
 
> NPAPI’s 90s-era architecture has become a leading cause of hangs, crashes, security incidents, and code complexity. Because of this, Chrome will be phasing out NPAPI support over the coming year.
 
What would the facebook plugin be?
 
@murgatroid99 Yeah, I understand why they're doing it. Still a bit frustrating trying to integrate a signature pad now.
 
Facebook game stuff?
 
10:26 PM
@RedRiderX What?
Flash, maybe. Or HTML5
 
terrible decision, so many ppl are gonna swap to other browsers
 
@murgatroid99 Hmm I guess so...
 
@Aequitas Not as many people play Unity games as you'd think.
 
@Aequitas That blog post I linked literally says that only 9% of users use Unity
And if unity just switches away from NPAPI, it will start working again
 
that was 2013, unity games have only become popular in the last year or two I'd say
yeh but it's not unity's responsibility to do that
 
@Aequitas And it's not Google's responsibility to keep their browser unstable so people can play Unity games.
 
@Yuuki exactly
 
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Q: Identify this sorcerer spell

ogregoireWhat is that spell that sorcerers (I believe) use to spam-tag enemies? The spell is kinda stormy (purple). It creates a round wave around the caster. Most of the casters used a staff and the animation shows it being pointed towards the sky. I think one of the spell's morphs changes the spell to...

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Q: Cabot's Damage Amp Changed After Patch 4.0?

Leon7CIt's well known that Lennox can achieve a x8 damage multiplier with the help of Cabot's Damage Amp, but I've seen some strange multipliers as of late between the two of them. In certain matches, I have seen the multiplier for her plasma lance report 1.8, 2.7, and 3.6 multipliers on her second, t...

 
In any case, it's not really something that bothers me as I don't really play browser games these days.
And the one I do play doesn't require anything more advanced that HTML and Javascript.
 
The only thing about it that really bothered me was that Amazon Video kind of threw a hissy fit when they couldn't use Silverlight anymore
 
10:33 PM
Didn't Netflix used to use Silverlight or something?
 
@Yuuki They switched to HTML5 before this happened
 
@murgatroid99 Yeah, I was going to use them as an example.
 
Seriously though, unity was the only thing that could reliably crash chrome
 
@murgatroid99 yeh because they've been preventing it, i'd like to see those launch stats for all browsers
 
@Aequitas That was before they disabled it
> Since our last update, NPAPI usage has continued its decline. Given this usage data, we will continue with our deprecation plan.
 
10:35 PM
Probably not the plugin provider's fault that people write crap code on it, but ask flash if it's any consolation
 
yeh they were deprecating it
means people aren't going to use it
 
Deprecated != disabling.
 
they disabled it from their webstore in sep 2013
webpade NPAPI plugins blocked by default since jan 2014
 
You think that the massive drop in unity users was because people stopped adding it to their browser?
What happened to the people who already had it?
 
I'm not even sure what we're arguing anymore.
That Chrome should keep supporting NPAPI?
 
I don't think they have any responsibility to do so.
 
looks like it's not gonna matter anyway
mozilla is dropping it too
 
Which means Unity should probably switch away from NPAPI.
 
yeh you'd assume so
I can't find anything saying that they are though
they might just die
 
Unity isn't just a browser thing
 
10:40 PM
true
there's prob more apps then browser stuff
a lot more
 
It's either that or depend on IE or something. Unless even IE is not supporting NPAPI.
 
that says it already doesn't work
 
... exactly?
 
It looks to me like everyone is dropping NPAPI and Chrome just did the courtesy of warning everyone two years in advance
 
@Yuuki I can't figure out if it works or not. The ms sites are pretty fuct in terms of readability
 
10:43 PM
it's so annoying though, hopefully unity updates themselves to not use NPAPI if that's at all possible
 
I thought they had a response when chrome announced the deprecation
 
i couldn't find anything, got a link?
 
on mobile, not really able to research it
 
If Unity can work on a dozen other platforms, they can surely transition from NPAPI to NaCl or WebAssembly or asm.js
 
@GodEmperorDune They're going with WebGL, I think.
 
10:47 PM
also says it's shit
 
No it doesn't
 
there’s no avoiding that it’s not yet as capable as the Unity Web Player and there’s no spectacular technological option to get around the deprecation of the framework that made it possible.
they say it "will be" better
 
@Aequitas Yeah, "not yet as capable" is not the same as "shit"
 
but there's a performance gap
 
then do it in html 5
 
10:49 PM
same thing lol
 
Also optimize your code to run better
 
@Aequitas Well, in a few months, WebGL is going to be way more capable than Unity Web, considering the latter won't work anymore.
 
@Wipqozn busty?
 
I mean we are talking about web games, not number crunching for CERN
 
May 23 '13 at 1:07, by Ethan
What is that like a buritto of some sort
 
10:55 PM
i'm not sure how you aren't familiar with the term "busty", @GnomeSlice
 
I was just making fun of his typo
 
@Sterno won the round for making fun of @Wipqozn's typo
You'll need to do better to unseat him
 
yeah @GnomeSlice, get with the times
 

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