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2:01 PM
Huh, a Fallout Shelter answer I posted got majorly downvoted but nobody explained why. Oh well.
Someone else posted a better answer so I just deleted mine.
 
Happy Canada Day:
 
user15026
@Yuuki If the next action in this photo is to punt the goose out of the cup with the hockey stick, I approve
 
I hate geeses to pieces.
 
user15026
@twobugs Geese are nasty
 
They really are. We get a lot of them here in Michigan since we're on a migration path.
 
2:04 PM
@AshleyNunn Also tasty.
 
They're rude, super territorial, loud, and they poop a lot.
 
@twobugs Sounds almost human.
 
user15026
@Arperum I haven't had it often so I am not sure what I think of it yet
 
@Arperum Ironic that they're called Canadian Geese, then.
 
> If news broke out that a certain celebrity was a serial killer and was getting away with it for years, who would surprise you the least?
>
> Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
 
2:06 PM
@GodEmperorDune aka the best land
 
No, I think by definition that makes it the worst
 
user15026
@twobugs I've been around them enough during nesting seasons that I have a healthy fear of them (the university I attended was known for its large geese population - there were a lot of jokes about it, but man, they'd mess you up if they were pissed.)
 
That series of videos shall teach you
 
@AshleyNunn Yep, and all you have to do to piss one off is exist within 5 meters of one.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn I love these.
 
user15026
2:08 PM
Oh, there are ones I haven't seen!
 
@twobugs Canadian Geese sound like major pricks.
 
They are
Can confirm
 
I never encountered a goose that was hostile.
 
You have never encountered a goose then
 
and I live near a lake
 
2:10 PM
I don't believe you
 
@Unionhawk We don't have canadian geese here
 
Mhmm
>_>
<_<
...
 
The most dreaded of them all. The Howard Geese
 
@5pike I once got geese eggs for my birthday, I grew up the four geese that came out of them (out of 20 eggs), once they were fully grown they attacked everyone, including me.
 
Seems we have some chill geese here.
And now that I've said that, I'll get attacked by one real soon...
 
2:16 PM
@AshleyNunn Yeah, they're still making new ones
 
user15026
If you give Canadian geese their space, they're chill
 
They don't make them as often as they used to
 
We ended up eating them. One of them was stuffed and used as Christmas dinner for our family (of 40 people). It was super tasty. And if the family had been 60 people, we'd still have leftovers.
 
If you fuck with a Canadian goose, though, they'll fuck you up
 
user15026
@Wipqozn I realize now that the stations I watched played the same like 6 over and over
 
2:16 PM
We have a small lake at our apartment complex. The geese think they own everything around the lake, including the parking lots.
 
user15026
I saw the Marconi one a lot
 
33.3C :(
 
@Arperum That's a crazy story. Were there any hard feelings about eating them after they attacked? I mean, you still raised them
I guess that's common for country folk but for city trash like me that's hard to wrap my head around
 
I mean they were delicious
So I imagine no
 
I'd feel bad about eating a cat even if it was delicious.
 
2:18 PM
@Unionhawk So very delicious. I was kinda sorry for the one female, because she wasn't super aggressive.
 
I feel bad for even thinking about that
 
user15026
@twobugs As long as I never saw the part between "live animal" and "meat" I was okay.
 
You're a jerk, Uni.
 
I mean, geese aren't cats
 
Reddit had just this picture to summarize Canada Day...
 
2:19 PM
 
user15026
(I didn't grow up on a farm but I lived in a tiny rural town and a lot of my family and family friends had/have farms)
 
Yuuki posted an enhanced version
 
Yea, I wouldn't eat cats or dogs or other animals you keep purely for the company. But I have no issue with eating goat ot chicken I've known and petted from birth.
 
Oh man. It's Wednesday again. That means I probably have time to play Batman again today.
 
@Arperum I have eaten lamb I've petted/fed
 
2:21 PM
Lamb exists to be eaten. I refuse to believe otherwise. Why else would be it so delicious?
 
My mum's friend keeps sheep, we helped out feeding the rejected lambs when they were tiny and cute. Ate them a few months later.
 
@fredley Yes, but did you have that lamd purely for the company?
 
user15026
@Arperum Food animals and pet animals was always a very clear line, so I learned not to get too attached to the ones we were gonna eat.
 
@Arperum No, but it had me
 
And the even more complex food-animals-for-pet-animals.
 
2:21 PM
For all you know the lamb was plotting to eat you.
 
@fredley Well it's a good thing it didn't eat you then
 
@twobugs Quite. Better eat it first.
 
That would probably be hard
 
In @Arperum's case, the Geese sure were.
 
Luckily, I am not a vegetable
 
2:22 PM
@fredley All the goat kids at my parents are taken away from the mother and fed by hand.
 
Geese are assholes
 
user15026
But I kinda always think about it as "if it is someone's food animal, they can eat it"
 
@Arperum We only did that with the rejected lambs, others fed from their mothers
 
@twobugs Yes and no. It's different.
 
user15026
because it's not like they are going to eat the one that is my pet
 
2:22 PM
@fredley If you have the goats for the milk they produce, you kinda have to.
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah, I guess I can understand that. It's just strange for me.
 
user15026
@Arperum I loved bottle feeding teh goat kids at my aunt's
 
Dog and cat meat is really meh. Either that or it was a sub-par preparation.
 
user15026
@Yuuki Yeah, I've not heard they're super great.
 
user15026
Apparently kangaroo is pretty delicious though
 
2:23 PM
Makes sense though, it's rather lean meat. Dog and cat, that is.
 
user15026
This reminds me, I gotta get on finding my new meat to eat this year.
 
user15026
I've been slacking.
 
@AshleyNunn No bottle feeding at our place, way too much work, we teach them to drink from a box. Sure, it's a bit of extra work on day one, but it simplifies everything later on.
 
@AshleyNunn There can't be that much meat on them, and unless you've kept them in awful conditions it's going to be very lean
 
@AshleyNunn That's a good idea. I should try this too
 
user15026
2:24 PM
@Arperum My aunt never had all that many kids at one time, so we could do it.
 
A friend up in the Chicago area tells me there is a less-common meat vendor up there. He's had bear jerky. That's a resume item. "Have eaten a bear."
 
user15026
@twobugs That's my resolution every where.
 
I recently had buffalo. It's good, but maybe I just got a bad cut or something but it was very similar to cow meat.
 
He also commented that gator is tough but good eating
 
@MadMAxJr I have eaten kangaroo and crocodile
 
user15026
2:24 PM
@MadMAxJr If my sister's boyfriend gets a) a tag for bear and b) manages to shoot one, he has promised me some
 
Oh and antelope
Antelope is pretty good
 
@twobugs Buffalo's all right.
 
user15026
@twobugs It's very close, yeah
 
But cow meat is delicious
 
People always hyped it up as very different so I was disappointed
 
user15026
2:25 PM
@fredley There is a place locally that does both, I keep telling my sister's boyfriend he has to go with me
 
@Unionhawk True.
 
AKA BEEF
 
I don't eat much meat these days :(
@AshleyNunn yup, he does
 
@fredley RIP
 
user15026
@twobugs It's leaner, so people get excited over it
 
2:25 PM
@AshleyNunn Yea, but if you have 10-20 of them it is a lot of work, and just placing boxes so you can feed them all at the same time goes way faster. LAtely they only have a couple though, they sell the others to another farmer who grows them for the meat.
 
@fredley I've been trying to eat less, especially red meat. More veggies.
 
user15026
@fredley He's had kangaroo when he lived in Australia, so he keeps hyping it
 
user15026
@Arperum Makes perfect sense to me :)
 
I'd love to try kangaroo meat.
 
user15026
Squirrel is pretty tasty
 
2:26 PM
@twobugs Yeah. I eat chicken a few times a week, but that's about it for me. All vege at home.
 
Or panda meat.
 
user15026
Tastes like turkey, kinda.
 
I mean, pandas aren't really good for anything else.
 
Nothing beats that endangered species flavor.
 
@twobugs The guy who created the WWF's Save the Panda campaign has said he'd eat the last one alive if he could go back and spend the funds on saving other animals.
 
2:26 PM
Reminds me of the CaH card.. "Eating the last known bison."
 
@twobugs For the money it cost to save the panda, thousands of other species could have been saved
 
Hey, pandas are endangered because they suck. Carnivore digestive tract but they eat bamboo (which is extremely poor in nutrition), long birth cycles, high infant mortality
@fredley Yep. But they're "so cute!"
 
Now .7
 
My Chinese friend hates pandas.
He's got a strong biological background though, so it's not surprising
 
@AshleyNunn The placing boxes part is still a challenge though, some of them tend to keep their nose under the milk while drinking, and when they need to breath, they get their head up and shoot the milk everywhere when they free their nose. Or they push so hard the boxes might fall over.
 
2:28 PM
Pandas just suck at being alive.
They are cute, though.
 
@djsmiley2k Do you live in an aquarium?
 
hehe no
 
@djsmiley2k Boiled tropical fish? On topic.
 
user15026
@Arperum They're not always the brightest
 
that's from my aquaium tho, that's the 'outside' temp, I.e. in this room
 
2:30 PM
@Wipqozn I'm too busty to watch that at work.
 
@AshleyNunn They are goats, they will eat the most deadly thing first.
 
user15026
Unrelated lesson - if you keep a bottle of ibuprofen in your bag and it dumps out, collect all teh pills otherwise tehy will smush in your bag and eventually coat your 3DS in a brown paste that's surprisingly tricky to get off.
 
@AshleyNunn At least your 3DS is safe from inflammation!
 
I just noticed @GraceNote violated the "one-out, one-in" protocol
 
2:31 PM
All I know is Wipqozn OK'd the removal
 
@twobugs Pandas suck at being alive mostly due to our fault.
Their crippling problem is habitat destruction.
 
There are 11 10 room owners, 12 would look better on the page with room owners.
(or 8)
 
OR 8 IT IS!
 
@Yuuki That's not wrong, but they're in a very poor ecological niche from my understanding
 
2:33 PM
@Arperum Next two people to ask to be room owner get to be room owner
 
HI
 
Hi
 
@twobugs They are now. They were perfectly fine before we started cutting down bamboo forests.
 
Can I please be a room owner? :)
 
@fredley May I?
 
2:33 PM
Nobody has yet asked to be room owner
 
You're the worst
 
@fredley I implicitly did with my request.
 
@Yuuki What did they do before that? I only know their recent history. Presumably they were more carnivorous, given their digestive systems?
 
2:34 PM
There
 
:O
 
THWORST
 
You guys suck at asking for things
 
user15026
Crap, Can't get my 3DS to connect to house internet. :(
 
Thank you for making it nice and clean to look at.
 
2:34 PM
Congratulations, you're a stakeholder in owning the worst.
 
Thank you fredley. I will use this power responsibly (to troll everyone).
 
@twobugs Before what? Before habitat destruction or before they evolved to eat bamboo?
Because before the latter, they weren't pandas.
 
Strictly one-in-one-out now though
It must be neat
 
@fredley But is it one-out-one-in too?
 
This is a stupid rule
 
2:35 PM
@Yuuki Either, really. From my understanding they just started eating bamboo pretty recently and are very poorly adapted for it
 
You're a stupid rule
 
user15026
I know I am likely just missing a security setting but aaaaargh
 
@Unionhawk So is your face.
 
43 secs ago, by Unionhawk
You're a stupid rule
 
2:36 PM
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
 
Nice failwork
 
I feel like you need to remove people first, then add someone to satisfy @fredley.
 
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@twobugs On the contrary, pandas are very well adapted to eat bamboo.
 
2:37 PM
@Yuuki I was planning on removing the turtle, but @GraceNote was faster.
 
@Arperum I used a double action skill
 
@GraceNote Clearly.
 
@fredley has somehow managed to create a Bridge room ownership situation that is even dumber than it was
7
 
You're to slow™ @Arp
 
Congratulations
 
2:38 PM
@5pike Yup.
 
They evolved different taste receptors (because cellulose tastes horrible), have a symbiotic relationship with a certain gut bacteria that specializes in digesting the cell walls of plant matter, and a sort of "thumb" get leverage over a bamboo shaft.
 
@Yuuki Yeah, reading about it now it sounds like the only big issue is they have a carnivore digestive tract still. Other than that they have several adaptations to eat and process the massive amount of bamboo they need
And they'd need a massive amount anyway, because bamboo has very poor nutritional value
 
@twobugs their adaptation is eating non-stop and hardly moving at all
 
@Chippies And pooping up to 40 times a day.
 
Poor digestive efficiency is present in most horses, rabbits, elephants, baleen whales, etc.
 
2:40 PM
they literally do nothing but eat and look cute
 
The only reason pandas are the ones that are going extinct instead of the others is because we're destroying bamboo forests.
 
@Unionhawk is the problem we have too many owners
 
evolution has long decided to let them go
 
@Chippies And hummingbirds have them beat on both accounts!
I still maintain that the panda has a poor ecological niche, but there is a lot more going on than I realized
 
pandas are just giant racoons
 
2:41 PM
I guaran-damn-tee you as soon as krill populations start taking a massive hit, we'll see blue whales and such start to go extinct too.
 
Hummingbirds are super awesome, though. Big fan.
@Yuuki Well yeah, but we're killing the oceans in so many ways already. A few thousand more species can't hurt, right? :P
 
And then the same "whales are an evolutionary dead end and we should just let them go" argument will pop up then too.
 
@Yuuki at least whales move around and do stuff
 
plz help, send ice.
 
pandas just eat and look cute :P
 
2:43 PM
Hummingbirds are so cool. They're only a few hours from death at any point. They don't even sleep, they enter a near death state.
 
Whoa, how is it that @twobugs and @Arperum room owners and not me?
 
> The historical range of pandas was massive and included a gigantic swath of Asia covering thousands of miles.
 
Sounds a lot like whales to me.
 
Good lord.
I've been betrayed
 
2:43 PM
@MBraedley ther, fixed it for you.
 
@Arperum :D
 
@MBraedley QUICK, ADD SOMEONE
 
Oh, what a backstab!
 
@StackExchange "one-out-one-in"
 
2:44 PM
@Yuuki not sure if that means they actually moved from place to place or just had a whole lot of them spread out across a huge area
 
@MBraedley Nooes! The rule is not held! We need another room-owner.
 
I think room ownership is like a bad game of checkers. One of you makes it to the other side of the board, goes 'king me', and then you just stomp across the board eliminating other pieces.
 
@5pike Indeed.
9 mins ago, by fredley
Strictly one-in-one-out now though
 
@Arperum There, happy?
 
2:45 PM
@MBraedley Weird choice, but sure.
 
No, but @fredley's bloodlust has been temporarily sated
 
Oh yeah? Well can pandas do stuff like this?
 
@twobugs Collect gold rings like Sanic?
 
Only the dire humming-panda
 
2:47 PM
@Yuuki No, they CREATE rings.
And they always go fast.
They're also aggressive and will fight each other over sugar water for our amusement
 
@twobugs Pandas aren't aggressive but they have been known to attack humans if we piss them off.
 
@badp TOO MANY COOKS
 
Someone should make a slasher movie with a panda villain
 
@Sterno It sounds a lot like this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAUNT
 
Bela jumped on top of my door. And then almost fell off.
 
2:54 PM
But looking at the source code (all I could find) there doesn't seem to be a werewolf in the game, but there are silver candlesticks.
 
Good morning. Amateur photographer Phoo Chan caught a crow riding a bald eagle, an omen of unclear meaning http://t.co/ZtYB9Fmzhq
 
giddyup
 
@GraceNote Now someone needs to add the crocodile-riding raccoon.
 
3:01 PM
@Yuuki Actually I'm just wondering why no one making Uber jokes has made an Ubird joke
 
GET ON THE HYPE TRUCK!
(HYPE TRAIN IS RESERVED FOR FALLOUT 4)
 
VROOM VROOM
 
@Yuuki What is a fart tool?
 
@Yuuki Can I get on the hype boat instead? I'll let @Uni drive!
@SaintWacko a twitter user I assume? Seems like a reply
 
great sea music here
@farttool
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
28 tweets, 4 followers, following 58 users
Whoever this guy is
 
3:05 PM
Fallout Shelter is a neat little thing, but don't get too excited
Hopefully it hits android sooner rather than later, though.
 
All my hype is reserved for Kingdom Hearts, Metroid, and Breath of Fire.
And maybe a little bit of SAO.
 
@GorchestopherH I thought so maybe too, but was having trouble finding any additional info about that game.
 
New Breath of Fire?
 
@GraceNote Just that mobile one.
Which is better than nothing, I suppose.
 
New Metroid? Somehow I missed that. Great news, though.
I was worried they would kill the series after Other M's lukewarm reception
 
3:07 PM
@Frank I can't muster up any hype for KH. Mine is in Fallout, Fire Emblem, SMT x FE, and MHX.
Although MHX is a longer ways away than the others.
 
@Yuuki I'm replaying through the core story.
So there's plenty of hype for KH for me.
 
I'm hyped for Xenoblade Chronicles X, but who knows when we'll see that outside Japan.
 
@twobugs November? I think?
 
Dear Nintendo. F-Zero? Please? :(
 
@twobugs It'll be a limited exclusive Gamestop release and prices will jump to $200 for a pristine copy.
 
3:10 PM
@Yuuki Well, I've already preordered it on Amazon :P
But I don't think we've gotten any sort of date.
 
@Yuuki I still have a sealed copy of the original Wii one.
 
It's doing well on preorders, too.
@Frank As do I. I bought two copies. I did my part for the cause.
 
@Unionhawk rogerwilco
 
There I fix it
 
3:11 PM
You have to add 4 people now!
 
do I
 
That's the arbitrary rule fredley has dictated
 
He's not my real father
 
@twobugs Well, the page still looks nice as it's four people per row.
We need two more people with explicit write access only though.
 
@Yuuki okay.
I'll allow this.
 
3:21 PM
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Next four people to ask politely (since it's Canada day) get to be room owner.
 
mod abuse!
 
The deownerings will continue until morale improves!
5
 
3:26 PM
This feels like a trap...
 
Still need one more person with explicit write access only.
 
Even though I don't know how it could be a trap
 
@fredley? A trap? Never
 
Make that two three.
 
I added a user to explicit write. All users were removed.
wat
 
3:28 PM
Actually, does @Lazers2.0 need explicit write access? Don't feeds have that by default?
Okay, much better.
 
Or not.
 
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I would like to ask for room ownership, but I think you're just going to remove me again the next time I make a terrible pun.
 
3:30 PM
Oh god, now I can't make terrible puns if I want to stay as room owner. You monster.
THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG!
 
Can I be a room owner too?
 
Hooray!
Thank you
 
Today in Room de/ownerings: Everything is futile and pointless
 
Damn, I'm room owner and can't even deowner @Wipqozn!
 
3:32 PM
Yeah, I just ran into the same problem
 
I bet that was what @fredley meant with futile and pointless.
Anyway, I will be back later or something
 
You could add him as an owner
 
@SaintWacko But then @fredley would remove you before you could remove @Wipqozn.
 
@Yuuki No, he'd remove whoever added him :P
Then I'd be free to de-owner him
 
3:38 PM
> BEST RESULT: 25 SCORE: 25
 
What do I win?
 
@fredley You can be Hawkman now?
 
> BEST RESULT: 31 SCORE: 31 ERRORS: 6
 
I... doubt i can recognize a mosquito a mile away.
 
3:40 PM
29
Level 30 cheated, though
They were ALL black
 
Monitor brightness and color correctness makes the difference.
 
@Yuuki BEST RESULT: 34 SCORE: 34 ERRORS: 1
 
@Sterno I also found a text based C64 game called Haunted Mansion, but it doesn't seem right either. There are silver candlesticks, but nothing hurts you outside the house, you can walk all over forever, and in the house you immediately get a wallet and are followed by a little ghost. It can eventually "get" you and send you to "LIMBO", nothing like what I recall...
 
@RedRiderX I did take the time to calibrate my screen
 
@fredley I, for one, welcome our robotic bionic overlords.
 
3:41 PM
@Yuuki You can't welcome yourself!
 
@fredley Oh, I didn't even think about that
 
@twobugs I'm not a robot, who told you I was a robot, totally not a robot here.
 
I only got Tiger :P
 
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@SaintWacko Hey, it's the thrill of the fight.
At least you're rising up to the challenge of your rivals.
 
3:44 PM
I could probably recognise a mosquito from a mile away if it was enormous, and painted a slightly different shade of orange than its surroundings.
 
Dog.
 
there I fix it
 
fix combob x11
explicit write access combob x4
 
3:54 PM
the countdown noise is stressful and I don't think my monitor represents magenta very well
 
@Chippies Don't have my headphones on so I didn't hear any countdown.
 
@Yuuki the timer, when it goes under 5 seconds, I think, makes a very loud TICK TOCK noise
every second
 
@Chippies Hm, I don't hear that
 
@SaintWacko did your timer ever go as low as 5 seconds?
 
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