The Bridge

@MBraedley dammit i came in here to link that

but that comic has made me want to read the book

This needs burning

@5pike lol

I'm glad the flag has been reworded to "rude or abusive"

And I flagged it so it is nuked!

SPArchaeologist

1:19 PM

... so you have already notice. Came here from the tavern to report that

ok, bye then.

We are already on it

I flagged it as 'not an answer'.

Oh well.

@GnomeSlice No offensive is better

Still correct though, it wasn't an answer.

Nice to have 'rude' in there though.

@GnomeSlice Yeah, but it gets deleted if enough people vote it as offensive.

1:21 PM

It burns either way

shrug

user15026

Bridge! I have a gown! I am graduating!

Yay!

Yay!

That answer was nuked in 7 min. Next time, we need 10 sec

Dear sharepoint: goddammit. <3 @Unionhawk

@UniKitty If enough people are around, it should be possible.

1:26 PM

@AshleyNunn grats!

Then we need to send invitations!

@AshleyNunn Graduating from what?

@UniKitty Nah, not really.

We're not here to set world records for deletion.

But then children start swearing

user15026

@UniKitty university

1:31 PM

Oh. Which university?

user15026

A Canadian one.

The University of Canada

Please don't tell me that exists

Oh? What degree program/major ?

Q: How can I make a chronometer for an HL2: EP2 Mod?

0

I'm trying to make a chronometer for a mod I created. I looked on the web, but there are only countdown timers for TF2, nothing for HL2: EP2. In my case, it is an absolute necessity to use HL2: EP2. The idea is: the player runs through a trigger, the chronometer starts, and at the end of the lev...

source-engine half-life-2 sourcemod

Good news, University of Canada doesn't seem to exist

1:37 PM

Obviously you need to cross the border and go to the University of America

It's easy to spot, it's the one with the buildings made of assault rifles, steak, and freedom.

American University

American University (AU or American) is a private, coeducational, liberal arts curriculum, doctoral, and research-based university in Washington, D.C., United States, affiliated with the United Methodist Church, although the university's curriculum is secular. The university was chartered by an Act of Congress on February 24, 1893 as "The American University," when the bill was approved by President Benjamin Harrison. Roughly 7,200 undergraduate students and 5,230 graduate students are currently enrolled. AU is a member of the Consortium of Universities of the Washington Metropolitan Area. A member...

@Lazers2.0 Yeah, this is a mod design question.

Although Canadian University College seems to be a thing

Q: How many players In a day for a CS:GO server

-1

How many unique players online PER DAY does typically a CS:GO server, that usually have around 20-30 players online, recieve? Or a similar game

steam counter-strike-go hosting

1:44 PM

Eeek. Just lost rep because mods remove questions about mods

@UniKitty The one that was deleted within the last ~20 minutes was not deleted by mods.

Q: Can't play Underworld Empire after root

-1

I rooted my Android phone, and now I can't play Underworld Empire because they don't support rooted devices. I resorted to downloading the first version of the game which worked for a while, but with the new update release now when I open the app it asks to download new version. Is there a way ...

android underworld-empire

Then? I though only mods can do that?

This question seems borderline illegal (bypassing game restriction on rooted devices)

@UniKitty gaming.stackexchange.com/help/privileges

1:47 PM

OK. So who to blame?

@UniKitty Spin the wheel. Duh.

@UniKitty No one.

I'm not going to give you names of people who cast delete votes.

@PrivatePansy Already spun

24 hours ago, by UniKitty

@PrivatePansy Then please flag.

@StrixVaria Then I will find out who is a suspect with this

1:51 PM

@UniKitty Why? No one did anything that wasn't part of the normal course of using the site. No one did anything specifically to remove 10 precious rep from you.

More than 10 rep. And it happened many times. :(

Well that sucks

Well then don't answer bad questions

@UniKitty Such is life

You don't lose rep if you don't answer questions that are going to get deleted

1:52 PM

@KevinvanderVelden I was trying to figure out how to word this but nicer.

Stuff gets deleted.

Deal with it

But they need cleaning up. I can't stand unformatted logs

@StrixVaria I'm not a mod, so I don't need to be nice :)

@UniKitty they'll be cleaned up with fire

@KevinvanderVelden Not exactly, but, meh

Yeah but while they stick around they need cleaning.

1:53 PM

Naah

Flag/vote and move on

@UniKitty If something's definitely going to be deleted, then no, they don't need cleaning.

After flagging it is still open even though it was helpful

Example?

@StrixVaria They do, however, need bacon. Everything needs bacon.

@Powerlord Yes. Speaking of bacon I am going to get some (and general other groceries)

1:57 PM

I love bacon but I'd never buy the pre-sliced junk they sell in supermarkets. That stuff doesn't deserve the name bacon.

It's just fat with hints of meat.

@StrixVaria There you go

That's on hold.

It will eventually be deleted.

Q: project reality & fellout mods do not work on Fallout 3 GOTY

-2

I have Nexus Mod Manager installed for Fallout 3 GOTY on Steam and done most of the things according to this guide. I downloaded project reality and activated it on NMM. Then I started Fallout 3 by clicking the "Launch FOSE". F3 ran normally, but the project reality mod just did not have any effe...

steam mods fallout-3

Fellout

The straight-to-DVD version of Fallout

Off to work and I forgot my headphones

2:02 PM

RIP

fuck fuck fuck fuck

I couldn't agree more

This is going to make the day substantially less good

yeah your bus rides are gonna suck

@StrixVaria Now it is. At that time even after being set as helpful it was not closed by a mod.

2:04 PM

What are you trying to make a point about

@unik

@UniKitty Looks like it went into the review queue, where it got reviewed by people who didn't know about the new policy on modded minecraft questions, and stayed open. Your flag was marked as helpful since it got it into the queue.

But, yeah, @GnomeSlice has a point.

What is your point?

Just asking a question

@StrixVaria is there a way we can make a message appear in the review queue on minecraft questions

Like 'Did you know: meta link'

@GnomeSlice Not that I know of.

Oh well

That should be a thing

2:06 PM

Put on meta

All my feature request get downvoted because people on SE don't like me

@GnomeSlice Why they don't like you

That would be a good feature though, that way people who do the queue but don't really read meta can keep up on policy

@unik that is a seriously loaded question

Q: Should I make crappy items for crafting writs?

1

I completed my first writ last night(woodworking) and got a bunch of loot related to my writ. When I filled the writ I figured I'd make the cheapest stuff I could to see what the reward is. My questions is would I get better loot if I turned in higher level items?

the-elder-scrolls-online

@GnomeSlice So what bad things did you do?

2:10 PM

Long story short I am a problem user

why

@UniKitty search meta, you'll find some stuff

Ask a mod

I've been suspended more than any other user probably

You send in rubbish? Like the eyes

I don't know what that means

2:12 PM

-11

Q: ಠ_ಠ button for chat

I think this would be really useful. There's a Chrome plugin that provides some great functionality, but sometimes you just need to break out a disapproving look immediately in another browser, and I think SE chat needs to support this. Can we have a ಠ_ಠ button please?

feature-request chat

Hey somebody actually made that one lol

@fredley put it in his extension

Most of my issues have been chat-related

Jason Berkan

Despite the downvotes, a usable button script was provided in under an hour.

Hah. Yes. Though I needed some instruction on how to actually apply it.

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

Just applied it

Most of the SE staff would probably be happier if I left the network, but they haven't permabanned me yet

2:20 PM

I'll get one here

It's not a race.

Anyways I'm at work in like 2 mins so ask somebody else

Ask @frank lol

(Don't)

He will come now that you pinged him

@GnomeSlice Everything is a competition

You should know this by now

and you are all the collective worst

Yuuki

6

2:26 PM

@Rapitor It's a competition and we're all winning

@Yuuki Oh, nice.

@Rapitor I'll have you know that @Wipqozn appointed me 'The Worst' yesterday.

@MadMAxJr No, you're his new "least favorite person"

Hmm. I need to edit my post-it.

"Least Favorite of The Worst"

Q: {Minecraft Forge 1.7.10 no Optifine} GLSL shaders mod blackout on holding a block

0

I have the GLSL shaders mod v2.3.20 for Minecraft 1.7.10 installed without Optifine and I have tried (a lot of) different shaders. When I hold any block item (cobblestone, fence, torch, etc.) in any shader at or above medium quality (the lite and low versions of shaders work fine) the screen goe...

minecraft minecraft-forge

2:39 PM

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

@MBraedley dat button

2:43 PM

Too bad... You don't have the font

@Serverfrog What OS and browser are you using?

@UniKitty i don't have exactly the same font as you, but the name is the same ;)

@MBraedley Debian, browser is irrelevant

chromium, firefox, iceweasle

Okay, your font needs better Unicode support

wiche font ;)

Whatever your system default is.

2:46 PM

Verdana?

naa not system default. default in the css of this site ;)

aaand packages.debian.org/jessie/ttf-mscorefonts-installer

@Serverfrog The name of the font doesn't matter, what matters is if it supports these particular Unicode characters.

the name matters, as i need the correct debian package to have this font.

@MBraedley and if the Debian version of the Verdana font exist, but don't have the Unicode Characters (other than the Windows and maybe the Mac Version) then no system care

or am i so wrong with that?

It doesn't matter which font you use, as long as it supports more Unicode. That is why the name doesn't matter.

@MBraedley but if the chat.stackexchange.com css define that font, the browser will use it right?

And it should be a sans-serif font.

> font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;

But you can define the default font in your browser, which will override the CSS.

2:54 PM

jep, and this are currently only in the mscorefonts-installer package as i know

and every site will look that i think a incompetend webdeveloper choosed that font ;)

status-norepro status-meh

ಠ_ಠ

Q: How to prevent inventory crash?

0

As soon as I access my weapon inventory and scroll down or click on a single item, The Witcher 3 crashes to desktop. (The other inventory tabs seems not to be affected - so far.) Do you have any idea, how I can prevent this? Is there any limit on items (total number of items, same items, same t...

pc the-witcher-3

mhh.. i installed know some... no .. much more fonts o.o and it worked

Ceres' mysterious shiny spots captured in greatest detail yet

2:57 PM

11 debian fontpackages later, it worked....

Q: Is Deadly Creatures a game like Soul Calibur Legends? (Wii) How is the gameplay of it?

0

Is Deadly Creatures a game like Soul Calibur Legends, both for the Wii? Does it have a similar gameplay, talking about movements, commands, and continuous stages/worlds as action games? or is it more like a fighting game? I know this site should not be based on opinion, and i'm not asking about...

wii gameplay

3:30 PM

Huh, there's going to be a Pokemon concert thing in town

Q: How do i get the 2015 cars and drivers in F1 2014 PS3?

0

the f1 2014 cars and drivers are so old. I want to know how to get the 2015 ones without having to buy the new game later in the year.

f1-2012

It's been nearly a week since we asked our server team to install Windows Server 2008 on our dev server (it was 2003) and gave them permission to blow away the existing 2003 install in the process.

It still hasn't been done.

Arperum

3:54 PM

Dentist are the worst.

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk Your mom's going to be in town

OH BUUUUURRRNNN

Man, I'm so wittty

Arperum

No sticky candies (such as caramel based things) for two months, my teeth is allowed to hurt for the next couple of days, and I am not allowed to eat or drink for a couple hours and I'm super hungry.

@Wipqozn flagged

@Unionhawk Why do you flag everything

I don't

The joke here is I didn't flag

4:03 PM

It's sarcasm.

Which you couldn't possibly know, but @Wipqozn knew

See you said "Flagged" 66 times

Saying flagged is not how the flagging process works

You have officially ruined the joke.

ROONED IT

If something were actually flagged, you wouldn't know who the source was anyway.

:P

4:06 PM

I FLAGGED UR MOM LAST NIGHT

WOW

RUDE

Arperum

@Powerlord UR A FLAG

3

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I know everything.

@Wipqozn I dunno, you are a 10k, but you're not Jesus or anything, please

@Wipqozn What's my computer password?

4:08 PM

@UniKitty Password1

@Arperum stands on top of a building, waving in the wind

Nope!

Statistically speaking

@UniKitty hunter2

Q: Summon 10 Zombies at players position, to all players

0

There is a way to summon 10 zombies near every player on the map with command blocks twice a day? In the official command wiki, we can read this: To summon 10 creepers at the nearest player's position (only works as long as there are at least 10 entities in the loaded world): execute...

minecraft minecraft-commands

4:08 PM

apparently hyrule warriors may be coming out for 3ds

Wake me up when there's Splatoon 3DS.

@Rapitor I... don't see how this would work

There are times where it slows down on the Wii U

but that's Dynasty Warriors for ya'

Hyrule Warriors 3DS Trailer E3 LEAK

►

entirely rumored

ur a rumored

Wipqozn

@UniKitty @Unionhawkmoms

4:10 PM

Argh. If they put it out on the 3DS with Wind Waker content...

I guess I'll throw another $toomuch at Nintendo

@Wipqozn NO!

E3's like next week

We can wait for important announcements.

( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)

Important announcement: Everything is awesome

@Wipqozn Don't you do this

4:13 PM

yay im awesome ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)

Things are only awesome if you're part of a team. No soloing.

ಠ_ಠ

Everything Is Awesome

So, someone's going to check the steam store in 45 minutes to see if the sale is on, right?

Chippies

@twobugs the slowdowns are too common in 2 player mode, which was a major let down for me

Q: ACNL Powersaves Not Working

0

I just bought a Powersaves Pro system four days ago, with no problems, except with one game. Animal Crossing: New Leaf. This game was the one I was actually most excited to use. Whenever I tried using the 999,999,999 bells code it always stopped in the second loading section "Uploading Save" abou...

technical-issues animal-crossing-new-leaf

4:27 PM

i don't mind all these pre-e3 announcements.. the timeslots the people get aren't very long, so if they haven't been announcing anything... that means they don't even have much to show.

glares at Apache

Links in Maven's docs should actually have the href set to where the link text says

Yuuki

> National Geographic photographers are metal as f--k.

"What did you do today?" "Oh, no big deal. I walked on lava. I was on fire. Typical stuff"