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9:01 PM
yeah, kitchen sinks would proooobably be okay but... yeah
 
when it's 4am, you've been up all night, and they're puking every hour, it can get very "any port in a storm"
 
FAE
Welcome to the Bridge, where we discuss which household drainage systems can handle vomit the best.
 
pin, please
 
FAE
@agent86 Eugh, yeah, I don't blame you there.
 
@SaintWacko God, I wish I was an owner so I could pin this instead
 
9:02 PM
@AUTOGAMICADBOT -.-
 
@agent86 Yeah, for some reason, nausea gets easier to handle the older you are. Not sure why.
 
@FAE Incidentally, on the Bridge the correct answer to this and many more questions is "the cold vacuum of space".
 
@TimStone What, just have them vomit into the airlock?
 
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@TimStone Can you imagine vomiting inside your own spacesuit?
 
@FAE this is an important subject! people need to knooooow!
 
9:03 PM
@SaintWacko That would actually do the trick.
 
FAE
It'd just... be stuck in there, floating around.
 
Gross.
 
Just open it to vacuum, it'll harden, then you can just push it out.
 
@TimStone brb venting toddlers to space
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...Actually, venting the airlock would probably pull it out, too.
No muss, no fuss, except now the ISS has frozen puke on its windshield.
 
9:04 PM
make a man puke into space, and clean him up for a day. vent a man to space, and clean him up permanently.
 
Oh, dear. I didn't mean vent the toddler into space (although, that would solve the problem admirably).
I meant let them puke into the airlock, and then vent it. Positive pressure will make the vomit tag along for the ride into the clean crispness of space.
 
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I AM AN OCTOPUS WIZARD
 
FAE
@SaintWacko ...what?
@Frank Until it crashes into something else.
Frozen vomit meteroids.
 
@FAE Just add it the piles of debris we have kicking around in orbit.
 
doesn't water boil in the vacuum of space? wouldn't it be boiling puke meteoroids?
I mean I want to get this scientifically accurate here.
 
Ask What If XKCD what would happen if you vented puke into space.
 
@agent86 Only until all the water was gone.
 
@JasonBerkan this needs to happen
 
@JasonBerkan That's a good idea. He'd probably figure it out, too.
 
FAE
9:15 PM
@SaintWacko I can spy on you :D
 
@FAE Yep :P
You can also chat with me
I think
 
FAE
oh neat
 
Maybe you need an account for that
 
FAE
yeah I see that chat, I don't have an account though
@SaintWacko You are a seriously zippy octopus.
 
@FAE :D
 
FAE
9:18 PM
@SaintWacko Okay, gonna close that now, everything goes by really fast. @_@
 
@FAE Haha
 
@frank Fixed Bela's weasel ball. - the glue did not hold under pressure, had to devise an alternate means of holding the battery in.
 
@agent86 Done and done.
 
Nooooo
 
FAE
@TrentHawkins "alternate means"?
 
9:19 PM
@TrentHawkins That's strange; did she drop it down the stairs again?
 
RIP Octopus Wizard :(
 
FAE
@SaintWacko Noooo!
 
A unique got me
 
@FAE How to explain... I'll just yoink it from the cat and take picture.
 
Octopus Wizard, A Short Story by agent86. Once there was an Octopus Wizard. It was zippy! It was too zippy to watch. Something unique happened! It died. :( The End.
 
9:21 PM
@TrentHawkins Be sure to leave your hand as a sacrifice to the capriciousness of cats.
 
The sequel: There is a Gargoyle Fighter
 
@frank ... um.. also: you may want to get a display case sooner rather than later. Your unicorn's been cut in two and decapitated. I think I found all the pieces.
 
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@TrentHawkins DDDDDD:
 
@TrentHawkins Bwuh? Dammit, she got on the video game shelf?
 
@Frank No idea, the others are fine, just the one fell.
 
9:27 PM
@TrentHawkins She might have just knocked the shelf enough to bump it off.
Which is my bad for putting it that close to the edge.
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT So true.
Being a jerk is the thing I'm best at.
 
FAE
@TrentHawkins Oh. Well then!
 
There's a wire from a twist-tie holding the positive contact over tha battery - used to be a plasic swinging arm.
 
oh man
dat speedrun
47 minutes for 1 stage :S
 
9:33 PM
Freedom Planet!
 
Is the final stage going to take me like three hours?
 
As an added bonus, Bela can no longer turn the weasel ball on by dropping it from high places (not that that will stop her from attempting it)
 
9:46 PM
 
All things considered, the model held up rather well.
No parts broken. Just a matter of attaching bits that fell off.
Although, the beam saber seems to be missing.
Gonna need to find that.
 
 
@Blem E_NOHUG
 
goto disappoint;
 
well, I will bit you all good night and may you get a good nights sleep when it is your time, while you wait you can watch this story about Batman, good night:
 
9:56 PM
@Blem I like the part where he feeds the ducks
 
@GnomeSlice My favorite part was when he got the feed out of the bag
 
that part was okay
 
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@fredley I need to listen to that
 
@Frank I could be wrong, but I don't think the beam saber was with the model. is it a square-ish handle with a transparent light-blue beam?
 
10:01 PM
@TrentHawkins Yep
 
@Frank Oh, then I've never seen it and I'm most certainly not holding it hostage for 1 million dollars.
 
@TrentHawkins Make you a deal: I won't cut you off from the internet, and you'll give it back. :P
 
Fair trade. I assume it's the same deal for this blue shield and non-beam saber?
 
@TrentHawkins If it's a model part, yes.
 
You should have gotten him to agree to not cut off the internet on the first offer, and then used the other two as leverage.
Think of all the free food/other forms of payment you're missing out on. shakes head
 
10:06 PM
@TimStone See, I just use that as my go-to threat.
 
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Q: How do I get rid of these bats on minecraft

craftern3rdgurlI was building a mob zoo and my bats got out and they fly around and annoy me. How do i remove them?

 
But now, I must drug myself to the gills, and go out dancing.
cc @FAE
 
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@Frank aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
 
> More variation to female cannibal models, added procedural breasts size system.
:/
Cmon The Forest
 
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@AUTOGAMICADBOT ...wat
 
10:20 PM
@FAE Everyone loves procedural content
 
The #stackexchange data explorer is back online! We're done for the day, but will be giving it more memory later.
 
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11:05 PM
 
11:18 PM
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11:29 PM
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GEE
I can buy an XBox One and one of a bunch of XB1 games and get €20 off!!!!!!
Thanks Amazon.
 
They gotta pay you more then that if you have to be stuck owning an Xbone
 
lol
actually it's €25 off because games now have started selling for €64.99
now €1 < $1
so much for Steam's Euro 2
GTA5 is $59.99 in US, €69.99 in EU
You just can't explain that 57% markup.
 
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11:45 PM
@Lazers I really want to make that question title better
 
Wow uPlay bogs my internets down... It's downloading at the same speed as Steam, and my web browsing has slowed to a crawl.
 
@John You were always a much better nemesis than @agent86.
 
@Wipqozn I thought maybe you'd pinged me to apologize. I see how it is.
 
@Wipqozn I'd mod abuse this to point at one of your own messages if you were still my nemesis. now it just gets a "meh" from me.
 

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