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1:03 PM
Will you be around tonight @OrigamiBrobot?
 
No, I will be rolling dice.
I will be shooting arrows at dark druids and accidentally destroying their hands.
Pro Tip: Any damage from arrows that penetrates armor is doubled and hands rarely have armor
 
Ah I see
Sometime this week though, we should do some racing and hunting.
cc @Frank @RavenDreamer
 
@Yuuki
 
I haven't seen yuuki in here in a while.
I miss the little bee loving guy.
 
@Wipqozn Did somebody say BEES?
 
1:10 PM
@fredley Yes, I did, just now.
 
Obligatory:
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@KevinvanderVelden yesssss
 
yesterday, by Yuuki
@agent86 I have a joke to make, but considering my track record with jokes on my own racial heritage, I guess I have to hold back.
Classic @Yuuki
 
@OrigamiRobot @Yuuki is such a funny guy. He rocks.
I'll always remember the bee incident.
He could have died, and he was so concerned with not abandoning the hunt. Such a good guy/
GOOD GUY @YUKI, IS A FANTASTIC GUY
 
brave hunter
loyal always
I HUNGER, COWARD!
 
1:24 PM
@AUTOGAMICADBOT For justice?
 
1:34 PM
@Wipqozn FOR TURTLES!
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT Works for me.
wait, not it doesn't
 
I NEED A GIF OF SINISTAR EATING @Wipqozn
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT cc @GnomeSlice @RonanForman
 
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Q: What is considered a "gamer" anyway?

zETOThe question might seem pretty lame at first but what makes someone a "gamer"? The variety of the games he plays? The hours he spends on a game? The how good he is on them? And if he plays many hours a game and he is really bad at it, then what is he? A wannabe gamer or nothing? Maybe the questio...

 
Haha! @Rapitor, beat you to it by 4 seconds =p
 
1:53 PM
@KevinvanderVelden What we really need is for the media to stop covering stupid crap.
 
0
Q: XBox One + Skype = Echo on other side

John DiblingWe have an XBox one in our conference room that we use for Skype. The TV is on the far wall, and the sound comes out of the TV. We have a Yeti Blue microphone sitting in the middle of the conference table, about 6 feet from the TV. I tested this setup by placing a call from my laptop, in a d...

 
@KevinvanderVelden I really dislike Ham man...
 
@Wipqozn Still need 6 gold crowns to 100% the game!
 
@StrixVaria that would help so much, but on the other hand it is a good thing if they report it as "Look at this crazy guy"
 
@KevinvanderVelden No, it's never a good thing.
 
2:00 PM
@KevinvanderVelden people believe/follow/agree with that crazy guy. That "Answers in genesis" website is a terrifying place...
 
Even if they are ridiculing him, it give some semblance of validity to him.
 
True, but I think it's probably better than allowing them to teach their kids these things without anyone pointing out that it's bull
 
Allowing who to teach their kids what?
 
example: his response
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT (note that I was talking about allowing them to teach without anyone pointing out that it's bull, I'm not in favor of stopping anyone from teaching it, except schools of course)
 
2:03 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I don't know who "them" is in this.
 
But ken ham and co teaching their children the answers in genesis stuff
 
0
Q: Is it possible to change the outfit characters wear in the story mode?

rmford91I have a few outfits unlocked and was wondering if you could select outfits for the characters you play as during the story or if it's just for things like multiplayer.

 
@GraceNote they should add more of those yellow swooshes to look like lil spider legs
 
2:15 PM
@StrixVaria FREE SOMALIA
 
Pringles®: Dear God It's Full of Spiders™
 
@BenBrocka Subway: Devour your own beating heart.
 
0
Q: How can i get a villager without a village?

FlauntingI am playing on a server on one of the new snapshots and we have set up a world border but unfortunately there is no villages in the area. Is it possible to spawn or create a villager without one to start with?

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Q: Il clan "Project Bombastic" apre i reclutamenti

SolaireSe giochi a Starcraft 2 HOTS e stai cercando un gruppo di persone con le quali confrontarti, divertirti e competere a livello nazionale, questo è il clan che fa per te. In vista della prossima ICC stiamo cercando gente fresca, che abbia voglia di mettersi in gioco e collaborare attivamente con i...

 
@Lazers CC @badp I think this is Italian.
If not don't blame me; I don't speak Italian.
 
2:30 PM
@StrixVaria Apparently, it's a clan recruiting advertisement, too. So it's doubly off-topic.
 
Morning, Bridge
I love the smell of closed questions in the morning
 
@SaintWacko there's been a pretty big handful today
 
@Rapitor Hm. Same person?
 
hi?
 
@SaintWacko Don't think so.
 
2:35 PM
@Frank Alright
Ugh, I missed a ton of possible Minecraft rep :(
 
hello people
 
I want to finish my steampunk keyboard, but I can't seem to find the two keys I need without buying a whole new set
I need two keys this size and shape.
 
Hmm, is this on topic? It's only tangentially related to gaming:
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Q: XBox One + Skype = Echo on other side

John DiblingWe have an XBox one in our conference room that we use for Skype. The TV is on the far wall, and the sound comes out of the TV. We have a Blue Yeti microphone sitting in the middle of the conference table, about 6 feet from the TV. I tested this setup by placing a call from my laptop, in a d...

 
@KevinvanderVelden A while back there was a debate, and I believe it was decided that since gaming consoles are designed for gaming, pretty much anything related to gaming consoles is on topic here, since this is where you'd go to find people familiar with the consoles.
 
user15026
2:46 PM
Good morning!
 
Morning @AshleyNunn
 
@AshleyNunn o/
 
@AshleyNunn No :(
 
@AshleyNunn Good morning :)
 
0
Q: Hello,can you tell all the information needed to get xbox live gold membership?

user83050Cuz I bought it and it needsa lot of information to set it up, city,state,billing address. I live in Arkansas but every time it says ur city and postal or ZIP code aren't valid,Whats the problem?

quite the gem...
 
2:47 PM
I will accept "Good, as far as mornings go, morning"
 
user15026
@autogami but I have a caramelized onion bagel with cream cheese and radishes! And it is the nice kind of raining out, and I am wearing my favourite shirt today!
 
EVERYONE POUNCE ON THE GUY :D
 
I finally started to get drivers working on my laptop last night :)
 
@AshleyNunn None of that changes the fact that it's morning.
 
I installed Windows 8 last week, and I was having issues finding drivers for it
Because the laptop is discontinued
 
user15026
2:49 PM
@saintwacko that sounds like a thing made of Yay then
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT no, but they will help her survive until the time changes the fact that it's morning
 
Now something I did has made it so the windows 7 drivers seem to be working :D
 
user15026
@saintwacko Muppet flail of yay
 
@KevinvanderVelden "Tolerable Morning"
 
@AshleyNunn It makes me happy, because, to my chagrin, I discovered I quite like Windows 8, and I was afraid I'd have to go back to Windows 7 for things to work
 
2:52 PM
user image
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Q: Hello,can you tell all the information needed to get xbox live gold membership?

user83050Cuz I bought it and it needsa lot of information to set it up, city,state,billing address. I live in Arkansas but every time it says ur city and postal or ZIP code aren't valid,Whats the problem?

 
@Lazers you're slow.
 
@BenBrocka Looks like what my cat would do.
 
"KIM I HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT TO GO TO" is my favorite for it's simplicity yet implicit desperation
 
@BenBrocka @OrigamiRobot can you make sure that when the robots eventually rise up against humanity they'll get executed first?
 
3:05 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I CAN'T SEE THIS LINK, SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
 
Picked at random
 
NOTHING YOU ARE SAYING MAKES SENSE
 
Basically a dumb celebrity or something has a game made after her, game crashed. Far to many people are messaging the celebrity on twitter to get her to fix the game
 
Because apparently they think they made that game or something
Want :o
Though the mini saw seems less useful
 
3:13 PM
0
Q: Exactly how does the contents of a furnace effect a comparitor?

FlauntingCan some on tell me how the contents of a furnace affect a comparator, I want to create some automation in vanilla minecraft but don't know how the mechanics work.

 
@KevinvanderVelden IF YOU WANNA MAKE A TABLE SAW SETUP IT'S PERFECT.
 
Jeah but it's tiny
 
FOR CUTTING TINY THINGS, YES
PLENTY BIG ENOUGH
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn My hair has curls today!
 
@FAE I NEED TO SEE!
 
FAE
3:16 PM
@AUTOGAMICADBOT Check FB! :D
 
I go afk for like 10 minutes and Kardashian has a horrible game(not surprising) and we are talking about mini-saw? What the actual hell is going on.
 
@Rapitor One creates a high pitched whine and destroys everything it touches. The other is a saw
 
@Rapitor you've died and gone to kardashian hell. there will be a demon by shortly to grind your teeth with the dremel.
 
well damn.
 
3:19 PM
@agent86 WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S A DREMEL
DREMELS ARE COOL
 
Can't really be hell when there's a dremel now can it =/
 
hey, don't knock the demons. those guys look awesome.
 
Unless it's a cheap knockoff, then I'd understand
 
@KevinvanderVelden it's a "drezmal" from harbor freight, actually
 
@agent86 yes, definitely hell
 
3:20 PM
In other news, my friend and I got the apartment we applied for.
 
@Wipqozn yeah!
 
times are hard in hell these days.
 
@Wipqozn IS IT IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX?
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT I wish!
 
FAE
3:21 PM
@Wipqozn Congrats!
 
If we lived close enough to be in the same complex then we'd just move in together, @OrigamiBrobot.
 
Is it closer to @OrigamiRobot's apartment complex?
Also does that still ping you, I hadn't refreshed
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn it's all flouncy! I haven't had this done in over 10 years, haha.
 
@Wipqozn yeah, until you realize he had TWO ROOMMATES AND DIDNT TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST ONE
 
@KevinvanderVelden IT DOESN'T
 
3:22 PM
@agent86 It's not my fault you were too lazy to realize I'm a two-timing nemesis.
 
you know what you did.
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT ah well, you read it anyway =p
 
user15026
@wipqozn yaaaay
 
I'm super stoked.
 
Blaaah, can I just hear back from the mortgage guy already? I wanna know D:
 
user15026
3:23 PM
@FAE it looks so pretty!
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn OMG your nails are so sparkly!
 
user15026
@FAE sent you a slightly blurry pic of my polka dot nails. Norbert kept trying to help so I paused to take pictures of him
 
user15026
@FAE it's my favorite new polish!
 
FAE
@AshleyNunn It looks so fun!
 
@AshleyNunn SO HELPFUL
CARTER DOESN'T USUALLY TRY TO HELP, HE JUST HAS TO SUPERVISE
 
user15026
3:29 PM
He is the helpfulest kitten. "what are you doing? Can I help? Would standing on your hand be useful to you?"
 
CARTER DOES TRY TO HELP CLEAN OFF MY DESK
"THIS BELONGS ON THE FLOOR. SO DOES THIS. AND THAT"
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT Bela does that alot.
She knocked one of my models off of my bookshelf, too. :( It broke into lots of pieces.
 
:((((((((((((
 
user15026
Yeah, I can't have a lot of breakables. Norbert broke most of the ceramic giraffes I had. So now I just buy myself things he can't destroy.
 
HE ALSO LIKES TO JUMP FROM THE FLOOR ONTO THE BACK OF MY CHAIR.
 
3:32 PM
Parker loves my desk but I keep him off the mantle with the figures and stuff. I'll get 'em in a case at some point once I get the house more settled out
 
THIS CAN BE PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE HE WEIGHS 15LBS
 
user15026
Norbert does that and it freaks me out because he is 16 lbs and I have a very unstable chair
 
@AshleyNunn GIRAFFES SEEM LIKE PRIME KNOCKING OVER THINGS
 
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A: Faster way to farm ender-lilies

willy347if the growth of the ender lilies is bound to the sun and moon movements try to plant them in a mystcraft age with a faster day cycle it is modified with the length page

wat
 
@StrixVaria THIS IS A SENSICAL ANSWER
NOT SURE IF IT'S CORRECT, BUT IT IS AN ANSWER
 
3:34 PM
Good enough for me.
 
It's also probably wrong but it makes sense as the robot said :)
 
USING SUN/MOON PAGES DOESN'T CHANGE THE TICKS
 
I only ever played vanilla Minecraft, and not recently at all.
 
ONLY ACCELERATED DOES THAT AND IT IS BAD NEWS
 
I might be one exam away from not having more exams to take
😅
 
3:37 PM
@badp Fantastic sir!
 
FAE
@badp Yay!
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT It shall be done (later this evening)
 
@badp 0 exams left to take is best number of exams left to take.
 
So I google the address of the place I volunteer
didn't notice it gave me the main site address and not the warehouse
So I wasted like an hour this morning going the wrong way
had to get my mom to come pick me up and take me there
 
FAE
Eep
 
3:39 PM
@GnomeSlice I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A GIF OF SINISTAR EATING THE IN GAME SHIP
 
such adult
 
FAE
You did make it though?
 
I DIDN'T TRY VERY HARD THOUGH
 
@FAE Yeah.
 
FAE
@GnomeSlice Awesome. :)
 
3:40 PM
now interview in 1:20
 
@GnomeSlice You're going to nail it.
 
DID YOU GET TO USE PALLET JACKS?
@GnomeSlice CAN'T SEE :(
 
not this week, but I used one last time I was there
I missed 2 weeks though
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT Pallet jacks are fun
 
3:41 PM
PALLET JACKS ARE FUN TO RIDE ON
 
FAE
@GnomeSlice I didn't know you had a new one, where?
 
@GnomeSlice NO, I MEAN ONE WHERE THE SHIP IS SPINNING AROUND AND HE CHOMPS ON IT
 
@FAE Sports Experts
 
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT Oh, I dunno
 
FAE
3:41 PM
@GnomeSlice Good luck!
 
user15026
Now that makes three friends with interviews today that I will think good thoughts for.
 
heehee
 
some of the numbers seem a bit exaggerated, but I'm probably naive for thinking that
Also, I noticed no one has posted it yet, so:
 
@AshleyNunn THINK GOOD THOUGHTS FOR ME TOO!
I DON'T HAVE AN INTERVIEW, BUT I LIKE ATTENTION
 
don't think good thoughts for me. I DONT WANT YOUR THOUGHTS STOP IT
STOP THINKING ABOUT ME EVERYONE. STOPPPPPP
 
3:50 PM
I hope agent86 snaps out of it
 
@badp aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg
 
I'm gonna apply to be a security guard too
 
[Hope intensifies]
 
that would be super boring
but whatever
gotta get that paper
 
@GnomeSlice Find a way to play games while on the job
FarmVille all the way
 
3:51 PM
@gnome did you check for physical requirements on the guard job?
 
ಠ_ಠ
@badp yeh
you have to be able to stand for like 4 hours
that's it
 
I suppose they'll also be looking for minimum height and weight
 
@agent86 I'M THINK OF DAVID BOWIE AND DIRECTING THE THOUGHTS AT YOU
 
I might not meet the weight but I probably meet the height
I'm 6 foot 2
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT WHY MUST ALL OF YOU USE YOUR CREATIVITY FOR EVIL
 
3:52 PM
@TallSlice
 
Also I hate how it's becoming trendy to shut out comment threads
 
@GnomeSlice @GiantSlice
 
no u
Also my 'feet' are huge.
 
"There are assholes on the internet! Piss off, everybody!"
 
Anyway, tall person, sports store, I feel like I have a shot
woo, sportsball
go team, yeah
 
3:54 PM
@Chippies Eh. This is more of a perception problem than anything. It doesn't even go into detail about what people are saying sucks about the restaurant.
 
SUCH FUNK
MANY GROOVE
 
why did that show up in a sinistar gif search
dance all nite
 
Cause google knows what you really want Gnome, it knows you want a dancing Doge
 
pls to chat, for to scroll up image
 
4:01 PM
 
IS the 360 slim supposed to run hotter than a PS3 slim? Hasn't overheated yet but it's oddly warm
 
I need to go shower
and maybe make a poop
3
 
4:33 PM
@RedRiderX New Chatsey logo?
user image
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@fredley no
 
@GnomeSlice Why not?
 
Chansey... hahaha I get it
@fredley Because it's terrible
can you even use that?
are pokemon not copyrighted or something
 
@GnomeSlice I doubt Pokemon corp. would care about an app with a distribution of about a dozen people
Also, companies not in the US are a lot less litigious
 
@Chippies A picture with some text over it with a clickbait headline? I'm sure it's reliable.
I also replied to the wrong message.
 
4:37 PM
The main reason I want to use this logo is because I realised the similarity, so now every time I see Chatsey written down I can't help but hear it in the style of a Chansey's cry. I want everyone else to feel my pain.
 
@fredley hahahaha
chat seeeeeee
 
@GnomeSlice Exactly.
@GnomeSlice You are now tainted
 
now I can't find my phone
 
4:59 PM
0
Q: What bow should I use to maximize my ranged damage?

murgatroid99I really like using a bow in DS2, but my current one seems a little weak. I'd like to do as much damage as possible as quickly as possible. For simplicity, we can assume that scaling in one stat is as good as scaling in another stat (I can always respec), and that I'm using wooden arrows for all ...

 
@Wipqozn clickbaits are the best, yo!
 
@agent86 "today is the day I don't give any fucks"
 
5:14 PM
 
Why do I get so worked up about losing privileges I never used?
I can't watch South Park online anymore. I never really did so, but I lost at least two hours reading internet comments about it
I can't leave comments on a couple of people I subscribe to. I never really left any, but knowing that if I wanted to I can't do it anymore because of some fuckwads that weren't me irritates me.
etc. etc. etc.
HOW CAN YOU LOSE SOMETHING THAT NEVER REALLY WAS YOURS
 
holy balls it's hot
 
Riot is starting to dish out permanent bans in LoL. I wonder if they'll actually get their community into something approaching respectability.
 
@badp as of today you've lost access to the agent86 super secret vault of pictures of agent86. you will no longer be able to use the 360 degree agent86 simulator environment either. we apologize for any inconvenience.
 
@badp it was yours, but you just didn't use it yet. You had it in your backlog and now it's taken from you.
 
5:28 PM
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Q: What does the middle side in the fifa 14 choosing controls mean?

oStarZSo when you want to play a game there would be 3 sides that have keyboards and controllers as pictures. the page is before you choose your outfit. So what does the middle side mean?

 
blub
 
FAE
@GnomeSlice Oh this looks neat
 
salve, @Vektorweg ;)
 
5:31 PM
more blub
where is the catatafish?
 
Would anyone like to play a game of pioneers (Settlers of Catan) pio.sf.net ?
 
@GnomeSlice worst game ever
 
@Promi surely. ;)
 
@Vektorweg Nice :)
79.218.123.166 spectators also welcome
 
5:43 PM
@Chippies That's so sad.
 
It's also very true.
 
@Frank it's sad, because it's true
 
@Chippies Indeed.
 
FAE
5:55 PM
@Rapitor ;_;
 
@Rapitor OH NO THE FEELS
 
Isnt that an old news story?
 
@Blem the story came out today, but the youtube video and comment in question have been around for a little while
 
@Rapitor Just because the site posted it today doesn't mean the story is not old, might just be a slow site
 
@Chippies Me thinks I saw this last week in here :D
 
6:08 PM
Yay. "We need this new thing done, and oh, yes, it must be done by next week."
 
what the fuck
 
@BenBrocka Steam controller?
 
yeah image file found in the steam beta apparently
 
@BenBrocka Is that concave?
 
It looks like a stick just like the PS3's
 
6:16 PM
@BenBrocka Well yes it's got the extra buttons on the back
 
I'm less annoyed at convex than no dpad still
 
I just wonder why they're called G and P
 
left/right grip/pad
 
oh, right, pad
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT I got really excited because I saw your icon and thought it was Swat Katz. Then I realized it was not. Now I am sad
@BenBrocka wait, is that the steam controller
 
6:19 PM
> After more than 30 years on the charts, comedian-singer "Weird Al" Yankovic earns his first No. 1 album on the Billboard 200, as "Mandatory Fun" debuts atop the list. The album is the first comedy set to top the chart since 1963, and logs the largest sales week for a comedy album since 1994.
you go, Al
 
Yes. Probably still in beta, but I'm concerned that they're willing to drop symmetry but STILL won't put a d pad in
previously people assumed no d pad for symmetry
 
Can't really judge it without actually holding it... that being said, it looks god awful and uncomfortable.
 
Not that any of us would stoop to using Origin and/or play Sims 2, but the Ultimate Edition is now free for everyone, just click here, log in w/your Origin account, and enter code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
7
 
@BenBrocka THIS IS WEIRD
 
I'm still half convinced the Steam controller is a total joke
 
6:31 PM
They're all weird. I think this one is just slightly weirder than the rest though
Why do you need THREE analog movement inputs for one thing
@GnomeSlice It seems to very clearly be being designed by people who don't use controllers. So it's got a good mouse replacement and everything else is pretty awkward
 
@BenBrocka The Xbox 360 has like 5 axes or something. Vertical and horizontal on each joystick (4), plus the triggers for some reason are treated as opposite directions on the same axis when setting up analog axis controls.
Also:
 
Analog triggers are fine
 
This is still the worst controller.
 
But the touch pads are supposed to replace analog input. Now you have what's basically like 3 analog sticks
and unlike the PS3/4's gyro you can't actually operate all of them at once
 
Instead of 2 analog sticks and a d-pad?
 
6:34 PM
@StrixVaria It was half brilliant and half bafflingly incompetent
SOP for Nintendo, really
 
@Rapitor They've shown they've upgraded the design in the meanwhile
 
@StrixVaria yeah, because the dpad is functionally different and more precise for 4/8 way movement than the analog
the whole point of the touchpads was to be better than analogs
now they just kinda...stuck one back on there
I'm almost expecting one to have a touchpad, an analog and a d pad now. That might make more sense than this
You only need one mouse-replacement after all
would look hideous though
 
nsfw language, but it's censored
is that guy for real?
How to seem like a HUGE jerk: Read article about the horrors women experience, write author making it all about you. http://t.co/tuJXi56MtI
>_>
 
hohokum launch trailer
 
6:50 PM
Check out my op-ed on Polygon! "No skin thick enough: The daily harassment of women in the game industry" http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/22/5926193/women-gaming-harassment
This is pretty important to read.
@BenBrocka that looks amazing
 
Already preordered it since you get a discount. Might get Counter Spy too
 
@GnomeSlice *reads the first line* this gonna be good.
 
@GnomeSlice How to seem like a HUGE jerk: someone writes to you privately about a concern and you plaster it on twitter!
 
How to seem like a HUGE jerk: Be @Wipqozn
@GnomeSlice There are like 10 levels in a row that are exactly the same.
 
@AUTOGAMICADBOT =[
 

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