The Bridge

kalina

8:00 PM

I don't check the context, that would make life boring

You'd miss such random comments if I checked the context

user15026

Its me and my one SO snuggling while I talked on the Bridge

badp

but even without that you could've guessed that the purple stick figure was quite obviously Ashley.

user15026

@kalina I am actually the one on the computer

Dan Hulme

@AshleyNunn how do you snuggle your Stack Overflow?

kalina

@badp nope, I didn't guess that

@AshleyNunn that looks like an awkward snuggling position

badp

8:00 PM

@kalina but you could've!

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Why do we have a wifi tag?

Yes - I understand what Wifi is. My question is, why do we have a tag for it? As a gaming website, supporting networking technologies is outside of our scope, and the closest we're ever really going to get to wiki is networking. Can we just merge these two tags together or is there a particula...

kalina

@badp but I didn't.

badp

@kalina That's the point, I had trouble figuring out a way to do both at the same time

user15026

@kalina Thats because badp drew him backwads

kalina

@badp you could have rotated the perspective around 90 degrees and drew them side by side

OrigamiRobot

8:02 PM

@SepiaLazers Lets just burninate them both

badp

@kalina but then he'd be grabbing the keyboard and say "hi losers"

user15026

@DanHulme very carefully

Powerlord

Yay, moving to a new cubicle.

badp

@Powerlord Enjoy.

user15026

@badp Nah, he is too cool for that

user15026

8:03 PM

@Powerlord Yay!

badp

I clicked through for context of that picture and started laughing uncontrollably. Again

Dave McClelland

Crap, can someone go approve this edit? gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/35858

I rejected it and then realized there was a comment linking to a meta post and now wish I hadn't rejected it

badp

Feb 27 at 2:26, by Ashley Nunn

@badp I am sitting in front of him, his legs on either side, and his arms around me.

Dave McClelland

Actually, there wasn't a link to a meta post. The next edit he made had a link here: meta.gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/6957/…

kalina

@badp for starters, if he called us losers for being here, he would be insinuating that @AshleyNunn is also a loser for being here, and I don't think that would happen

Grumpy Lazers

8:07 PM

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Q: What does the map choice depends on?

In World of Tanks, There is a number of maps and when you want to play the match making system simply assign you one. It seems to be not totally random. For exemple, when you play tier 1 or 2 tanks, you will often get some maps that you simply won't get at all while playing tier 5 or 6. How doe...

world-of-tanks

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Q: Minecraft PE Wifi join game

I have a problem related to other questions on this site regarding joining Minecraft Pocket Edition games over wifi. However, my problem is a little different because I can actually connect from my HTC Desire C to my Samsung Galaxy S3 but not the other way round. The HTC phone always immediately ...

minecraft android minecraft-pocket-edition wifi

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Q: Just wondering if these speeds are fast enough for xbox live

I'm going to get Xbox Live tomorrow but i'm just a little worried that my Upload speed isnt fast enough and my ping seems pretty high well i think i would be very greatfull if someone could tell me if these speeds are fast enough Download Speed 8.08MBS Ping 725ms Upload Speed 0.82MBS

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

NightExcessive

Woo! Passed 400 rep today! :)

badp

@kalina it was more like "hey losers guess who's snuggling with an awesome woman" in my head

FEichinger

user15026

@kalina Nope, would not happen

badp

rather than "hey you all videogame losers"

spugsley

8:07 PM

@FEichinger I wish I was this guy

kalina

@badp I may just be have too much of a jaded outlook on humanity

FEichinger

@spugsley Hai dere spugs.

spugsley

@FEichinger ohai :o

user15026

@badp awwww

badp

@spugsley Are you wishing to be him, or would having his moustache suffice?

fbueckert

8:08 PM

@GrumpyLazers Too bloody localized.

spugsley

@badp no, everything about him.

Ben Brocka

Some say he's still clapping to this day

FEichinger

@fbueckert It could be salvaged to "What speeds are needed?", I'd say.

But that's probably not answerable.

spugsley

@BenBrocka I just spit coffee everywhere

Dave McClelland

Honestly, who wouldn't want to be Orson Welles?! He was one of the first trolls to reach a nation-wide audience

FEichinger

8:10 PM

spugsley

I don't always clap, but when I do, I clap like a motherfucker

5

Dave McClelland

For anyone who doesn't know about Orson Welles' badassery

user15026

@spugsley THIS

kalina

I actually don't remember the last time I clapped

unless it was a super sarcastic clap

like "yay aren't you special"

Dave McClelland

I'm not sure I've ever clapped in a non-sarcastic way

NightExcessive

8:12 PM

I clap unwillingly occasionally

Dave McClelland

Although I'm basically a man-child and don't take anything seriously

Ben Brocka

I clapped sarcastically at an opera once but no one seemed to get it

LessPop_MoreFizz

@DaveMcClelland More importantly, he's one of the greatest directors of all time:

►

Best opening shot in history? Possibly.

That's one continuous shot.

spugsley

@DaveMcClelland he's not clapping sarcastically. He's clapping with every fiber of his being. He needs you to know how great you are

Dave McClelland

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is also a very good point. He was probably swimming in ladies. Possibly literally

@spugsley Don't worry, I know how great I am. But I appreciate the confirmation.

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LessPop_MoreFizz

8:14 PM

@DaveMcClelland Eh, not really. He eventually let himself go pretty hardcore.:/

►

spugsley

@DaveMcClelland he doesn't care that you know already. Can't you tell? LOOK AT HIM

Dave McClelland

@LessPop_MoreFizz He looks sort of like Santa there. I would bang Santa

7

spugsley

I can't stop watching him.

someone help me

3

FEichinger

What have I doooone?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Watch one of the videos I linked. One will leave you in awe of how good he was at cameras. The other one will make you crack the fuck up.

spugsley

8:17 PM

@FEichinger you broke me. Like a small child punched in its small child face.

FEichinger

@spugsley I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, spugs!

spugsley

@DaveMcClelland I would definitely bang Santa.

2

have you seen The Guardians?

Dave McClelland

@spugsley No, why?

spugsley

that Santa is a hot piece of ass

3

sorry, I'm in a really weird mood

OrigamiRobot

WHAT IS GOING ON

4

kalina

8:19 PM

@OrigamiRobot are you starring everything @spugsley says, which makes a pleasant change

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot People are starring everything, it seems.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina No! I don't want to read any of this!

spugsley

@fbueckert this is an appropriate conversation for starring. Bangable Santas, vigorous clapping, broken children

kalina

ok my dyslexia must have peaked just there (I'm not actually dyslexic)... I 100% typed "you are" but it appeared as "are you"

user15026

@spugsley You are amazing

kalina

8:20 PM

what the hell, all of this santa banging

2

fbueckert

@spugsley If you say so.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn so are you Bridge wife :3

user15026

@spugsley awww yay

fbueckert

You guys are entertainment for my last hour at work today.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH

user15026

8:21 PM

@fbueckert We aim to serve

spugsley

@fbueckert ALSO YOU

user15026

@spugsley Ham, bologna, or tuna?

kalina

@fbueckert I think @spugsley will solo that duty by herself

spugsley

TWO SANDWICHES

fbueckert

@spugsley Me what?

spugsley

8:21 PM

@fbueckert also make me a sandwich

OrigamiRobot

Just so you guys know, @spugsley gashed her foot open the other day. I think she is delusional from blood loss.

fbueckert

@spugsley I will, but I sorta doubt you really want me to.

Ben Brocka

Looks back at chat, shakes head and leaves again

12

FEichinger

spugs is commanding the Bridge. ABANDON SHIP!

5

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I WAS LEVITATING

user15026

8:22 PM

@BenBrocka Nooooo dont leave meeeeeee

spugsley

@BenBrocka :(

kalina

@FEichinger far safer than me setting fire to the bridge

badp

Oct 20 '12 at 21:40, by Wipqozn

spugsley

@badp I think this is adorable.

user15026

@spugsley You would

fbueckert

8:23 PM

@badp Since when does @spugsley wear a pinstripe suit?

spugsley

look at its floppy skin

NightExcessive

@badp That's awful. And adorable. At the same time!

spugsley

being punched

OrigamiRobot

16 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

spugsley

@fbueckert I don't always wear a suit, but when I do, it's motherfucking pinstripe, dammit

kalina

8:23 PM

@OrigamiRobot why is it on its side?

user15026

@spugsley I loved the levitating pic

badp

@kalina It's tapped.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn thanks :) I'm getting better

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Dude, she threatened you last night, you sure you want to do that again?

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn I am not afraid of @spugsley.

FEichinger

8:24 PM

@AshleyNunn I see nothing wrong with that.

kalina

@badp ...I don't get it

user15026

@spugsley I can totally see that!

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Brave soul

Sconibulus

@kalina MTG moar

kalina

I don't MTG

Sconibulus

8:25 PM

therein lies the problem

badp

@kalina iirc - Rotating the card (tapping) activates it, making it attack. Additionally there's a "on tap" event. The on tap event is "spugly pls"

OrigamiRobot

@kalina wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Tap

FEichinger

@badp Rotating a cart just makes it move in another direction, dear.

kalina

this is too complicated

user20683

Hello Bridge

FEichinger

8:26 PM

@WorldEngineer Bye World Enginner!

spugsley

@WorldEngineer YES

WELCOME

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I don't get it

user20683

@FEichinger bye

spugsley

@FEichinger you called him dear :3 that is adorable

badp

@WorldEngineer later

FEichinger

8:26 PM

@spugsley I have this habit, yes.

user20683

@badp I'm not going anywhere

user15026

@WorldEngineer Hello :D

badp

@spugsley I was considering replying "I'm not your dear, honey" but I didn't like where that would've gone.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You'd be cooler if you played MtG

Ben Brocka

I didn't realize @badp was a deer, but I will not judge him for this fact

user20683

8:27 PM

@AshleyNunn hello

FEichinger

@badp Slashfic, commence!

spugsley

@FEichinger yeah but @badp never struck me as a dear. @Wipqozn he is definitely a dear

kalina

@OrigamiRobot if I were any cooler the air around me would begin to freeze

user15026

@FEichinger summons @Mana si he can write proper fanfic

badp

@FEichinger I suppose you're aware of Grace's Bridge dating sim

spugsley

8:27 PM

@FEichinger O-o what are we doing

FEichinger

@spugsley THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

spugsley

@badp and @Mana's fanfic

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