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12:00 AM
I think I'll get going now guys, nice to chat with you. Have fun! :P
 
@OrigamiRobot It's not our problem that the temperature down there is so nice
 
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@MBraedley It bugs me because I feel like I should understand
 
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@OrigamiRobot Well, better that than chasing you and fucking you up. (its nesting season, they are all over campus, we have signs warning people where not to go so that they dont try to kill you)
 
@AshleyNunn It's from a skit from the 1996 (?) Cape Breton Summertime Revue.
 
@OrigamiRobot Good lord, that's hideous.
 
Yes, it is.
 
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Q: How can I configure a gamepad in Planetside?

NilRecently I downloaded the Original Planetside (one can play for free given that there account is restricted to level 6). I want to use my logitech dual action gamepad with it, however, I can't seem to configure the buttons on the controller in game. Particularly, I went to the joystick menu in th...

 
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Hm, I wonder why sound works on my netbook, but I dont get chat ping noises
 
12:04 AM
@AshleyNunn No flash?
I'm not sure whether it uses flash, but it wouldn't surprise me.
 
@MBraedley Everything athens serves looks delicious.
 
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@OrigamiRobot This is amazing.
 
@AshleyNunn I think there's a bug with some browsers ...
 
@OrigamiRobot geese are assholes
 
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@FEichinger I generally blame everything broken on the fact I am using a broken Ubuntu install
 
12:06 AM
@AshleyNunn Ah, right, netbook. Yeh, that's most definitely a bug. Lemme see if I can find the discussion ...
 
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I know it used to work on here, but I don't remember if that was before or after I swapped to Linux.
 
Hmm ... can't find it. But if I recall correctly, the ping just doesn't get pushed on some browsers. God knows why.
 
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@FEichinger I blame Chromium.
 
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Because it is convenient to blame
 
@AshleyNunn Well, Chrome/ium are definitely affected. I'm just not sure if others are as well ... And I don't know which versions, and if the ubuntu version has anything to do with it either ... Quite simply: It's a bug, but damned I shall be if I know why.
 
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12:12 AM
@FEichinger Fair enough, thats a pleasing enough answer for me
 
It doesn't work on my iPad. Which is why chat's still open on my desktop.
 
@gracenote the fact that Victory Slash cuts in the shape of an X not a V cuts into my very soul
 
I concur @FEichinger. Cats > Dogs.
Dogs are stupid.
not all dogs, but most.
I hate Jack Russells.
My aunt, uncle, and grandfather all have jack russells.
 
Cats > Corgis >>>> all other dogs
 
Wait, the Pens are playing? Why am I not watching that?
 
12:21 AM
@Wipqozn That's bound to be traumatizing.
 
9 of them in total. With the exception of one of them, they're so bloody hyper it's maddening. They're over you all the time.
Only one of them is an actual calm dog.
@BenBrocka I like Huskies.
 
Cats suck. And not only because I'm allergic to them and not dogs
 
@MBraedley Lies!
 
So that whole Bitcoin ESEA fiasco? They're blaming it on an employee.
 
@MBraedley Why do you dislike cats?
 
12:23 AM
I guess huskies are okay if you live in antarctica and it's too cold for corgis
 
@Wipqozn I don't find they're as affectionate. Plus they don't like to swim
 
@MBraedley Cats are super affectionate, they're just more picky about who they are affectionate with.
 
Cats actually have personalities, so they vary more than dogs
 
That is to say cats are stuck up.
 
my cat's super affectionate
 
12:24 AM
That's another reason, they think they're better than us
 
They are.
 
YOU CAN'T HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS
 
@Wipqozn YES YOU CAN! THEY JUST DIE AFTER!
 
@Wipqozn There's a North Korea joke in there somewhere.
I'm just not sure if I should make it.
 
@FEichinger Feel free.
 
12:26 AM
Nah, now it's ruined, because I announced it.
 
MAKE THE JOKE
 
Ugh, the leafs are just collapsing.
 
I COMMAND YOU
 
@Wipqozn NERP.
 
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@MBraedley Noooooo
 
12:27 AM
@MBraedley I don't know much about hockey, but I do know that the the maple leafs are a terrible team.
3
 
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@Wipqozn Shush you
 
@AshleyNunn I just got stars for that, so that means I'm right and you're wrong.
 
@Wipqozn true, but they are not Bruins
 
@Wipqozn That's also the only thing about hockey that ever leaves Canada.
 
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@Wipqozn Nope.
 
12:28 AM
God, that pun was terrible. I should sleep.
 
@FEichinger haha, that was great.
I love terrible puns. They're the best kind.
 
@Wipqozn To be fair, you being wrong is usually the default state.
 
@FEichinger it would have been better if you had known the plural for the team is maple leafs
 
It goes right along with your awful puns.
 
@fbueckert My puns are puntastic
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
12:30 AM
Ow.
You just broke my brain.
You owe me a new one.
 
My friend is in a D&D campaign being run by his boyfriend, and I'm becoming an NPC. I'm a Druid that can transform into a bear that makes bad bear puns.
 
That's silly
 
IT's a shame he lives on the other side of the province or I'd join the campaign as the Druid.
 
For the record, the other side of the province is less than 5 hours away by car
 
HI PEOPLES
 
12:33 AM
HI
 
@MBraedley Hence why I'm never going there.
 
I AM BACK TOO
 
@spugsley BYE PEOPLES!
(Sorry. Dance class)
 
HAVE FUN
 
@fbueckert Liar. you're not sorry.
 
12:34 AM
@Wipqozn I routinely drive 4 hours for vacation
 
@MBraedley You're crazy.
 
Wild @spugsley appears. Hilarity is bound to go through the roof within a couple of minutes.
 
@Wipqozn What? Why?
 
Well, maybe not routinely. A few times a year
 
@OrigamiRobot I have a strong dislike of long car rides.
 
12:35 AM
4 hours isn't that far.
 
I DIDN'T MAKE A TYPO YOU SAW NOTHING
 
@Wipqozn I just sleep. I wouldn't want to drive that long. I hate driving.
 
Oh, and hi @spugsley.
 
@Wipqozn I saw it. You dumb.
 
@OrigamiRobot If I could sleep in a car it wouldn't be fine.
 
12:36 AM
@Wipqozn don't greet me like you know me
 
I also can't play video games in a car or read. I get motion sickness. It's terrible.
 
@Wipqozn I see. :(
@spugsley I was gonna say. I do know you.
 
@OrigamiRobot SHAT AP
 
@spugsley If I was going to do that I'd address you as...whatever you first name is...instead of @spugsley
 
Hi @spugsley (whom I do not know)
 
12:37 AM
Our family drove to Florida. In a mini-van. Without AC for half the journey. South.
 
I'm thinking either Sam or Sarah.
Leaning towards Sam.
 
@Wipqozn ....wow seriously. TELL ME MY FIRST NAME
 
@spugsley Samantha?
 
@Wipqozn no.
 
@spugsley sarah?
 
12:38 AM
no :/
 
...Shawn?
 
close.
 
Shannon?
 
Satan.
3
no, it was Samantha.
 
@spugsley At which I chime in with a "QED".
 
12:39 AM
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Q: Is there a work-around or fix to the Starcraft online chat bug for wine?

NilI'm currently running Starcraft through wine version 1.4.1 on Ubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail. Most features of the game work just fine. However, when I play on battle.net, my keyboard seems to lose functionality. While I can chat just fine in a battle.net lobby, the moment I join a game lobby it al...

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Q: How does autofire work?

wontonBy default it appears that the guns open fire whenever a target is in range, but at the same time, often during planning stage I would see guns that are fully loaded, pointing at a target - shouldn't this never happen since they should fire the moment they are ready? Also, how is autofire aim co...

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Q: Best way to target enemy vessels?

wontonI have noticed that when doing manual firing orders, unless you specify in the next turn to change firing coordinates, the gun will fire at the same position turn after turn. When you're captaining a ship with 8 guns, it becomes a massive pain to have to reassign targets to every gun every turn. ...

 
@GrumpyLazers HUSH YOU!
 
@spugsley OKay, now you tell me my name!
 
@Wipqozn Pooky.
 
@spugsley was? Did you legally change your name?
 
@spugsley No.
 
12:40 AM
@Wipqozn It is now.
@MBraedley yes, to Satan. We've established that.
 
@spugsley I think that means you don't mean my name. that means I win.
 
@spugsley How is Satan close to Shawn?
 
Wipqozn: 1, @spugsley: 0
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@Wipqozn You will never win.
 
@Coronus better that you don't know.
 
12:41 AM
@FEichinger I always win. I am the scorekeeper after all, and I cheat.
 
IMMA PHOTOGRAPHY NOW
bbl
 
@AshleyNunn Did you injure yourself?
 
@Wipqozn ALSO IT'S BRIAN! I WIN
BYE
@Wipqozn: -1, spugsley: 2
3
 
@spugsley NOPE! IT'S NOT!
 
you lose an extra point for being dumb
 
12:44 AM
My name is not Brian, therefore you lose.
 
@Wipqozn Why you gotta be so mean, Bryan?
 
First one, can't continue.
 
@Fluttershy There you go. Tristan wins.
Tristan: 1, @spugsley: 0
 
12:50 AM
I know the real names of too many people on here.
 
@StrixVaria Saaaaame.
 
Poor @Wipqozn
 
@StrixVaria If that was asked on SFF it would probably have a net score to +20.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz how do you maturbate?
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@LessPop_MoreFizz My friend owns Turtles.... I hope it's not her...
 
12:51 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I love the part about going and finding the turtle when he's not in the room...
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz eggbutt saddlry
 
@MBraedley THAT IS A PERSONAL MATTER.
You creep.
 
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@Wipqozn Yes. I am much with the broken.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I wasn't asking you personally, I was asking in general. I mean, I've never heard of anyone maturbating.
 
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12:56 AM
@Wipqozn `I knew, because I had to write it on the poster tube of doom
 
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@MBraedley mature masturbation, perhaps?
 
@MBraedley How long have you been on the internet?
 
@Coronus and right over your head.
 
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1:01 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Very much so.
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah, you're pretty awesome.
@AshleyNunn What happened?
 
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But I have to say every time I see something that is "But I am a X" I wish it was related to But I am a Cheerleader
 
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because I really love that movie (and anything with Clea DuVall really)
 
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@Wipqozn I so am
 
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@Wipqozn My back is weird, and periodically my L3 or L4 spinal discs bulge funny and land me in a world of pain. (this time it was getting off a couch, last time it triggered tripping over laundry)
 
1:06 AM
Speaking of laundry, I should retrieve mine from the machine.
 
@AshleyNunn Probably from flopping into The Bridge too much.
 
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That is probably what did it
 
@Wipqozn Don't forget rolling.
 
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@OrigamiRobot I should stop with teh dramatic entrances then :P
 
@AshleyNunn Along with other Bridge activities.
 
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1:10 AM
@Wipqozn Like?
 
@AshleyNunn I'm sworn to secrecy.
 
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You are a very confusing turtle
 
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Q: Meta Lasers - Another Plea

Ian CarrollDon't mark this as a duplicate, this is yet another plea for lasers! On gaming.SE, the lasers zap cursors from asking bad or off-topic questions. Studies show meta lasers destroy 48% of bad questions. On Meta, our spaceship is unprotected and leaves it open for invaders. We need to fix this!

 
@SepiaLazers "Don't mark this as a duplicate" Closes as duplicate
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yeah, I really want to close it as a duplicate just because of his plea.
 
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1:15 AM
@Wipqozn Me too, even if it isnt really
 
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Q: Make the meta mothership shoot its lasers on hover

IdsThe main site does it, why not the meta site? Related: Make the mothership shoot its lasers on hover

 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone TOO SLOW
 
@Wipqozn DAMN YOU SPEEDY TORTOISE
 
We should probably close the original question as a duplicate of itself.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That's what she said!
 
@Wipqozn We can close the two questions as duplicates of each other
 
1:17 AM
@AshleyNunn It totally is though
 
Points for effort on the new one.
 
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Q: Optimal positioning of guns?

wontonAll vessels have tons of weapons mount points, but interestingly weapons have extremely limited rotation, ie the forward facing guns cannot rotate all the way to the left or right to engage enemies. This creates an interesting dilemna. Should one Position on all sides to maximize firing arc Pos...

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Q: How does repair work?

wontonI know that you can repair your ship at a repair buoy, but I've also noticed that upon taking sufficient damage (like 75% of health) some ships appear to slowly regenerate some of the damage taken. How exactly does this repair system work?

 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It doesn't work in all (most?) browsers
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone It worked on me in Safari, so points awarded.
...
 
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@BenBrocka oh yay
 
1:20 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Resist...urge...to approve...
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz facepalm
 
@Wipqozn You and me both.
I probably would have approved it if he had only made the change to wessels and left the rest untouched.
Because the other changes were dumb.
But I laughed at wessels.
 
Nuclear wessels
 
@BenBrocka i think they're in Alameda
 
picks up mouse Computer, where are the nuclear wessels in alameda
 
1:26 AM
@BenBrocka computer?
 
I was trying to decide which photo to upload today when @IanPugsley looked at my screen while I was going through the shots and yelled, "NOPE.AVI"
so I picked that one :)
 
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@spugsley looks I can see why! Although I love it
 
@GraceNote hrm I do not in fact have a Sci Fi chip, though I have a 3/3/4 chip now
 
@AshleyNunn I'm a fan. I really like the black and white version of a similar one but Ian was adamant that that should be the one
he just made a song about how "that shit is scary"
 
1:45 AM
Dear CBC, I'd be incredibly grateful if you showed me the rest of the Pittsburg game.
 
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@spugsley That is awesome
 
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I have dubbed the strange ridiculous motions I have to do right now to get out of bed my "magikarp flop". Because seriously it is the silliest thing ever
 
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And I figure I can totally make stupid jokes about it
 
Dammit, my goalie pick isn't starting tonight. There goes 3 points...
 
1:52 AM
 
@AshleyNunn lol I know you are in pain but this just sounds adorable
 
Well, off to bed. Later all.
 
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@spugsley I figure if I can't make it into something amusing, I will just be a sad mess so this is more fun.
 
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Oh man, I love Gir so much. (watching the halloween ep where he wears the octopus thing as a hat)
 
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2:18 AM
 
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RAINBOWS
 
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I laughed too hard at this.
 
@jeffreylin_ Is that Nick and Ellis from L4D2?
 
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@StrixVaria I have no idea.
 
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Someone make me an Invader Zim/Pony avatar. @YiJiang'sEvilClone can you do that?
 
2:22 AM
@jeffreylin_ No, but I can find you something on DA.
 
@StrixVaria Yep.
 
Here's a Gir Fluttershy
 
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Something less disturbing...
 
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For the sake of everyone looking at my profile.
 
Uh... okay
 
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2:24 AM
Does it not bother you?
 
Not really, but too many hours browsing fanart on DA has decreased my sensitivity somewhat
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone That is kinda cute
 
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I am going to be so sad when I run out of Zim to watch
 
@jeffreylin_ To be fair that's not a good combination to work with
 
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2:29 AM
 
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Okay, I've seen enough. NIGHTMARES GET!
 
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@jeffreylin_ this one is spectacular
 
@jeffreylin_ Told you so
Mein Kampf, reviewed by George Orwell, huh worldview.carnegiecouncil.org/archive/worldview/1975/07/… (pdf)
March 1940. Trying to remember the historical context here
 
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Q: The Fate of Pierre

B. ElliottThroughout most levels, you may come across a guard named Pierre who is writing a message to his mother (or in one of them, a girl writing to a friend about how all this guy Pierre can talk about is fish and cheese). As a running gag, it's pretty effective. However, since Pierre is, after all, a ...

 
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Starting tomorrow morning, everyone who clicks my profile will be presented with loads of (as Zim would say) DOOKY!
 
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2:37 AM
No, that's wrong. Is it? I'm confused.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Seven months into WWII.
 
More than that, I recall that Orwell was a fierce socialist who had his views shaped by the Spanish civil war
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone
 
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2:41 AM
@jeffreylin_ And you say the one I posted was disturbing
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone DA, it changes a person.
 
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Yes yes, I think you can stop now
 
Alpha House is really, really funny.
 
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2:52 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz trying to look it up, getting a lot of results for women's shelters.
 
@AshleyNunn Go to Amazon instant video section, click the link for the Pilots thing
Basically, Amazon commissioned a dozen pilots for TV shows and is using viewer stats and a survey to determine which ones to pick up for a full season.
One of them is Alpha House, which is written by Garry Trudeau of Doonsebury fame, about 4 Republican Senators who share a bachelor pad in Washington DC.
John Goodman stars as one of the senators and it is really funny.
Also, Bill Murray has a cameo in the opening scene in which he plays a senator who is being arrested and he curses a lot and cries and is basically Bill Murray and is amazing.
 
Goodnight Bridge!
 
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@Fluttershy sleep well
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Boo, not available for Canadians
 
@AshleyNunn Seriously? Lame.
 
2:59 AM
How popular is Amazon's digital download services?
 
Bill Murray crying, shaving, brushing his teeth, and screaming FUCK all at the same time is a sight to behold.
 
Compared to other stores like Google Play and Apple iTunes
 
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That does sound amazing
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone For music, it's #2 to iTunes.
Google Play isn't really a player at all.
For music, iTunes is 64%. Amazon is 16%. Everyone else is under 5%.
 
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It frustrates me that it isn't available here
 
3:02 AM
As far as video downloads, I dunno. As far as streaming video vs. Netflix, it's tough to really say because Amazon includes it for free with Prime, and Prime has a number of other features that make it heavily subscribed to by people who probably don't even know Amazon offers digital download services.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz What does Prime all get you, anyhow?
 
@AshleyNunn Free shipping, I think?
 
@AshleyNunn The - ahem - prime feature, is free overnight shipping on all orders.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah, I can see how that would be useful
 
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Q: How can I run Battlestar Galactica Online on a Linux OS?

NilI am aware that Battle Star Galactica Online requires the Unity 3d browser plug-in to play. It is currently only available to Windows. I installed the windows version of Firefox 20 using Wine 1.4.1. It ran beautifully and smoothly. Then I installed the United 3d browser plugin version 4.1.2f1 usi...

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Q: What does the Lost Word attack from the Knocker demon do in Devil Survivor: Soul Hackers?

OnirosI recruited this demon very early in the game. It had an attack called Lost Word that I used once and automatically killed all the other demons in my party. I was wondering, is this really its only use? It didn't even do any damage to the other enemies I was facing.

 
3:10 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I thought it was free two-day
 
@SaintWacko You're right.
It's also access to a selection of free kindle books for 14 or 30 day loans.
 
It also gives you access to Amazon's Instant Watch thing
 
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Interesting. Likely not so much useful for me
 
@SaintWacko Yes, which is what started this conversation in the first place.
 
@GrumpyLazers Wikipedia says the game is called Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers, not Devil Survivor
And of course it's too long. Grrr.
27 chars
 
3:20 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Soul Hackers, I'd guess.
 
The full name is Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers
Which gave me colon cancer
@fbueckert Soul Hackers it is, then
 
Yay! I made a decision!
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone oh my
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone snorts
 
@fbueckert Congrats! Making decisions is hard.
I should know, I make them all the time, and it's very difficult.
 
3:22 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz this is truer than i would like
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh
 
@Ullallulloo Surprisingly enough that's an acronym people actually use
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone It looks like an alphabet soup to me
 
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@fbueckert apparently Star Command finally hit the app store
 
3:34 AM
@AshleyNunn So I hear.
It's no longer vaporware, but it's nowhere near what was promised.
 
Daddy Mac from Kris's Kross died. :(
Erm, Mac Daddy, not Daddy Mac.
I wonder if they will bury him in a backwards tuxedo.
 
guuuuyyyysssss
I"m boreddddd
 
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@spugsley I accidentally turned myself into a blanket wrapped pretzel doing a magikarp flop in search of a drink. I wish you could see how ridiculous I look, it would make you less bored and more a pile of laughter because OMG seriously how do I do this to me
 
@AshleyNunn The library doesn't have much on C.J. Cherryh, unfortunately. Her bibliography looks very good and I'd love to find some of her books.
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone That is unfortunate. Her books are quite good, if you can find them. If you have an ereader, I have epub copies I could send.
 
3:46 AM
@spugsley
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz You are terrible sometimes ;)
 
Real Memphis Street.
 
Now let's find it on Google Street View!
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz You have got to be kidding me...
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz NO. THERE CAN NOT BE A DOLAN STREET. NOT ALLOWED
 
3:49 AM
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Q: What's the absolute minimum number of bookshelves to reach a level 30 enchantment?

Russell WhitchurchWhen playing survival, bookshelves are rather costly as they cost 1.5 wood logs, 9 reeds, and 3 leather each. I would like to use the absolute minimum number of bookshelves to enchant level 30 items. How many bookshelves are necessary in order to accomplish this?

 
@YiJiang boo hiss
 
THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM
 
@spugsley there isn't a Dolan Street
There's a Dolan Road.
 
That's a lot of Dolan Streets
 
@BoltClock NO.
@BoltClock WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM!?!?!?!
 
3:51 AM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I live like one town over from Sayreville.
 
@spugsley Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
 
Also a Dolan Drive.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm going to Dolan your face
4
 
Why does chat.stackexchange.com turn into an image link to the main site?
Either way
pls
 
3:54 AM
 
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you guys are so mean
 
@OrigamiRobot why would you bring this back up?! WHYYYYYY
 
@OrigamiRobot DON'T TAP THAT CARD
I WILL END YOU
 

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