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1:01 PM
oh here we go
 
@badp That looks like it was fun to make.
 
@NightExcessive I might still have the sources somewhere
...nope :(
 
:(
 
By the way, the yellow area there is a cluster. Dot supports clusters
They may make the thing considerably uglier, but there you are.
like, the thin blue line at the bottom would go straight down without clustering
 
@badp What's the software called?
 
1:05 PM
@NightExcessive dot/graphviz
 
dose line color support change in colors over the line?
 
@Blem I'm afraid it doesn't, but you should be able to do that by editing the svg entities from the output itself
 
WHY AM I YAWNING THIS IS YOUR FAULT @fredley
 
By the way, PlantUML also (ab)uses the dot/graphviz backend to do UML graphs
 
@kalina WHY AM I GOOGLING PONIES THIS IS YOUR FAULT @kalina
 
1:08 PM
 
@fredley I take no responsibility for you joining in with the ponies
 
Sorted all users by rep. Saw this.
 
 
@StrixVaria yes, you should check line 4 for that 10 month old user too
 
@kalina I take no responsibility for you sleeping at regular times
 
1:09 PM
ONLY A MATTER OF TIME before I have more reputation than @badp
 
@StrixVaria Mana's gravatar is universally brilliant
@kalina I have more interesting leaderboards to compete on
 
"Sadly not" is the best thing on this site
 
One where I'm at 3,042 (and you're at 0)
 
@badp sorry, the only one you're beating me on is mod abuse
 
3,042, whoops, 3,043 is my mod abuse score!
 
1:12 PM
and well, let's face it
If I was a mod my abuse would be prolific but short lived
 
@StrixVaria what about that?
 
@Blem look at Mana's avatar, eyeing up Sean
 
@Blem The gravatars. Also enhanced by what specific user he's looking at.
 
and when Sean passes him, Mana's avatar will be looking at the next page
 
ManaStare would kick @OrigamiRob's PaperStare all the way to Mars and then back
 
1:15 PM
@badp ಠ_ಠ
Jupiter probably
 
(good job on updating it to also trigger on "@OrigamiRob's")
 
@badp ಠ_ಠ
It always did.
 
uh, weird.
Good morning btw
 
I need a really good game to play
don't say Bioshock
or Minecraft
 
Monster Hunter
 
1:17 PM
@kalina The waiting game.
 
@kalina Doom 1?
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't have a wiiu
2
 
You first.
 
@badp I played Doom 1
@RonanForman never heard of this
 
Castlevania SOTN
 
1:18 PM
@kalina You also played Mass Effect
 
Legend of Dragoon
 
@kalina So "I've played it" is not a good objection
 
@kalina It was quite fun until they actually release Black Mesa
 
Tomba!
 
@OrigamiRobot Alberto?
 
1:18 PM
Followed by Tomba! 2
 
@RonanForman the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos
 
I liked "SirTapTap Kills People: The Game" but then what game isn't "SirTapTap Kills People: The Game"?
boo
1 min ago, by kalina
I actually don't have Mass Effect installed
 
No shit iMovie
Because I've shared it, now that I've edited it I'll have to share it again
Is anyone really that stupid?
 
@fredley but... but... but... Apple products are magic!
Boom! They just work!
right?
 
Is someone starring everything @kalina says again?
 
1:21 PM
@badp No
 
Ugh, I have a coupon for a free haircut at SportClips where they have "TVs playing sports" and "guy-smart stylists"
 
Note: I use this machine because I have to develop for Apple's magic devices, not out of choice
 
It sounds awful, but it's free
 
The part I hate the most of OS X is how they are actively as incompatible as possible with the muscle memory of Windows users
 
Guy-smart stylists sound fabulous~
@badp that is a pretty good game
 
1:24 PM
@BenBrocka If you're talking about the specific game I found the timetravel multiuniverse stuff to be kind of on the bullshit side of things
 
I just meant Killing People: The Game in general
 
Ah. You didn't seem it to enjoy that so much in Bullshit Art Game (-typo)
 
I did like No One Has To Die though, the way it was all revealed was handled pretty well
That was because of the controls
 
@badp This is everything though.
At my last job I was developing on Mac and Windows machines next to each other
 
The only thing I want out of a haircut, besides the actual haircut, is for the person cutting my hair to not talk to me.
 
1:26 PM
Command key clusterfuck
@OrigamiRobot This
 
I hate how out of focus windows are allowed to have the blinking input cursor
that cursor is a lie
 
@OrigamiRobot I always feel like I'm supposed to do some small talk with the person and instead I just sit there, sometimes eyes closed
 
@badp you don't talk to your hairdresser?
how rude
 
@kalina well if they ask I reply.
 
@OrigamiRobot Give one word answers and they'll get the hint pretty quick.
 
1:28 PM
@badp what about "talking" and "having a conversation"
 
@kalina That's the conversation. They ask, I reply.
 
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
The only thing I want out of a haircut, besides the actual haircut, is for the person cutting my hair to not talk to me.
 
When my hairdresser yesterday was nicknamed out loud "My Little Pony" I definitely decided to shut up and not risk saying anything even remotely possibly wrong
 
I guess for guys its a bit different since you're only sat there for 10 minutes
 
Even if it was longer.
I would tip generously for silence.
 
1:29 PM
Sometimes I'm at the hairdressers for hours
 
like, I could've noted that while I don't enjoy the show at least I could've mocked her by saying, "Where are you relocating to, Equestria?" instead of "Where are you relocating to, My Little Pony?"
 
sitting in silence would drive me insane
 
@kalina It's a 10 minute ordeal, full of fear, and ending with grim acceptance.
 
Useless smalltalk drives me insane.
 
@fredley HOURS AND HOURS of individual layers being cut and coloured
 
1:30 PM
@kalina You're the cause of your own problems
 
first of all, you start off with a conversation about what each of you have been doing recently
then you talk about boyfriends/significant others
 
@OrigamiRobot I have literally nothing in common with the person doing the cutting, so any small talk is necessarily very forced indeed.
 
@kalina I haven't been doing anything recently
 
then you get onto a brief bit of news
 
@kalina I don't have one
@kalina I don't keep up with news
 
1:31 PM
then you do some gossipy stuff
 
"So, how're the wife and kids?"
"They were delicious."
*awkward silence for remainder of haircut*
10
 
@kalina I don't know any
 
@kalina So what have you been doing recently? Cutting hair. Right.
 
@kalina isn't it rude to inquire about your hairdresser's own business?
 
@kalina Men don't gossip, as a rule.
 
1:32 PM
@badp nope, not really - they ask me, I ask them
conversation flourishes
 
@kalina Maybe for people who aren't terrified of strangers.
 
We bond over shared interests, and the intersection of my interests and those of the hairdresser is essentially empty
 
@kalina Oh, yeah, I can totally see that going well. "So what do you do? Do you study, do you work?" "I'm in university. What about you?"
 
@badp do you think that hairdressers just sit there hair dressing all day?
 
@kalina Half their weeks, likely
 
1:34 PM
They usually want to talk about football (not interested), or other manly things like cars (not interested). Talking about work just highlights the fact they are effectively working in servitude.
@kalina Yes.
 
Hell, where I usually go they're open ~363 days/year.
 
@fredley Yea going to this SportClips place sounds even worse than a normal place.
 
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Good morning, Bridge
 
@fbueckert salut comment ca va?
 
1:35 PM
@OrigamiRobot The only thing that might be ok is if they have a TV, then you can watch it, making the ordeal pass faster.
 
'noon
 
Topics aside, talking makes me move my head and I want to be as still as possible when someone has scissors next to my head.
@fredley Nope, it will be on sports.
 
@fredley then they're going to ask about what you're watching!
 
@fbueckert hey, you're a classy guy, when you go to the hairdresser, do you just sit there and say nothing or do you talk to the person cutting your hair?
 
@kalina Considering it's my sister, we talk.
 
1:36 PM
-.-
 
:D
 
@OrigamiRobot Watching sports is just less painful than talking to hairdressers. It's close though.
@badp Whatever is on their own goddam tv!
 
@fredley snip snip snip So do you like it? You're into fashion and exibitions? snip snip
 
@fbueckert If it wasn't, what would you do?
 
@fredley I make small talk. They usually start it, though.
 
1:37 PM
@badp No! But it's less torturous than not having a TV
@fbueckert Do you hate it?
 
I wish I could just tell them how I want my hair cut and then fall asleep.
 
@fredley Nope. I'm pretty darn social, for a geek.
Comes with the territory, I guess.
 
@fredley Well, now, now, I don't hate small talk, I just don't start it
 
@fbueckert The territory being?
 
@fbueckert It's less about being social and more about smalltalk being useless.
 
1:38 PM
I'm glad that not everybody in here is a sociopath
 
@fredley ...dancing?
 
@badp I hate it, in that circumstance. Usually I'm fine with it.
 
12 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@fbueckert It's less about being social and more about smalltalk being useless.
 
@fbueckert ...
 
I mean, it's not like you can spend two and a half minutes dancing with someone and not say anything.
 
1:38 PM
@fredley I'm talking specifically about the circumstance
 
@OrigamiRobot you are a sociopath
 
@kalina Sociopathy actually has nothing to do with "not being social", it has to do with violence or malicious behavior
Anti-social is not "asocial"
 
@kalina You are very rude.
 
@OrigamiRobot Not useless. Building rapport with people means they do a better job next time.
 
@OrigamiRobot tell me something new
 
1:39 PM
But they have to remember you in order to want to do a better job.
 
@fbueckert Will they?
 
@fbueckert That makes no sense.
 
@OrigamiRobot Tell that to all the people who give me deals.
 
@fbueckert That's not "doing a better job"
 
@fbueckert They usually ask me about my name and that's normally enough to leave a mark :P
 
1:40 PM
@OrigamiRobot Quite often, you get more for the same price, or they knock some off the price.
@badp "Hi, I'm badpazzword. What's your name?"
 
@fbueckert I'm going to this place only because the haircut is free. I would never pay to go there.
 
@OrigamiRobot Damn. And I thought I was cheap.
 
@fbueckert NONONONONONO. They have to ask for it! Which they do as soon as you check in.
 
@fbueckert It's a sports type place.
 
@fbueckert I was under the impression that the nominal price is always bloated and reserved for annoying customers, with everybody else getting some amount of discounts
 
1:41 PM
@badp Depends on the place, I would assume.
 
@OrigamiRobot well if you want to be awkward, just look up a really niche sport that isn't popular in America and talk about it for 10 minutes
 
Gross.
 
Start talking about eSports
"Oh man did you see that guy AP carry his lane all the way until he ulted all over that noobsauce?"
 
@BenBrocka I was going to say rugby, but that's even better
 
@BenBrocka rofl
 
1:44 PM
Morning, Bridge
 
@SaintWacko o/
 
I don't see why making small talk is such a horrible thing to do.
 
@kalina Actually it might now be that bad. I don't know about sports, I don't know about cars, and I don't know about women. I assume that's all "guy-smart stylists" want to talk about.
 
@fbueckert that's what I've been trying to explain
 
It's the start of getting to know someone.
 
1:45 PM
@fbueckert It is useless.
 
@kalina I tried to drag you back into the Bridge to say good morning and then promptly say good night, but you were already gone :P
@OrigamiRobot I agree, but it's expected
 
@fbueckert Small talk is okay but it's not why I go to have my hair cut
 
@SaintWacko when I wake up at 6am and state that I'm going back to bed, it means I threw something across the room to hit the enter key and I'm already half way downstairs
 
@kalina Hehe
 
it's like, a side effect
 
1:46 PM
@badp if this is your approach to life, it explains a lot
 
sure, if the hairdresser is cute enough...
 
@SaintWacko Fuck expectations. If you have something interesting to talk about, fine. Otherwise, it's just noise.
 
@badp oh right, so you'll chat to their hairdresser if she's cute?
 
I enjoy chatting with the girls who cut my hair, although I did have one where it felt very forced, like she had been told to talk to customers and had no idea what to talk about
 
@kalina Well, duh. That's a given.
 
1:46 PM
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Also, she asked too many questions about what I wanted done with my hair
 
@kalina I would talk less in that case.
 
@kalina I'll chat anyway! but I might even try and do more than reply.
 
@badp that's not what you've been saying for the last half hour! You said you don't like talking!
 
@kalina I didn't say that!
I said I don't start it!
 
1:47 PM
@badp That's about how I am
 
They'll have the first word and I won't ask silly questions back like "what do you do in life"
 
but oooh, if she's cute, you're sat there talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk and she's all like "hey excuse me, I finished your hair an hour ago"
 
@kalina lolno
it'll still be small talk and awkward as hell
:P
 
I'll just sit there lost in my own thoughts, but if someone starts talking to me, I'll come to life and hold a conversation
 
@badp Practice makes perfect.
 
1:49 PM
Basically, I just hate people
 
if I found a cute guy capable/willing to spend several hours doing my hair, I would assume he prefers guys anyway
 
@kalina Number of straight male hairdressers is quite low, I assume based on prejudice.
 
"So what do you do for fun"
"Uh, just stay home and play video games?"
At this point there is either an awkward silence or I get patronizing video game talk.
 
like, yesterday she asked me what did I study and she proceeded to tell me that she was an absolute disaster at computers, and that was awkward when I had to tell her "well everybody's good at different things right? like I wouldn't know where to start at cutting hair" and she was like "oh but I'm like worst person ever computers to me are like arab but worse" and... I get it, girl! Don't worry! I don't think any less of you for it! I didn't come here to fix my computer! :)
 
8 hours ago, by kalina
I hate all living things
 
1:50 PM
@kalina Including ponies?
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't think I've ever heard of patronising video game talk before
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Oh I'll be sure to remember it next time so I can give you an example.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Never heard of "Video games/chatrooms/the internet are boring/stupid/shitty/I don't get them/make you violent/make you stupid/are a drug"?
 
@badp give you square eyes
 
@badp That's not patronising, and they won't say that unless they want to lose a customer
 
1:52 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Telling me how I should spend my life instead probably is patronizing :P
 
@badp No, that's almost the opposite.
 
It's finally here! April 30th, the day Valve breaks all the existing TF2 servers!
 
@OrigamiRobot and thus equally as bad?
@Powerlord I've already switched to steampipe. Well, I've switched my clients.
 
@badp Clients had an actual update process.
Valve literally expects all server owners to install brand new servers for the server side.
"Upgrades? Who the f' needs those! REINSTALL!"
 
@Powerlord I'm aware. The whole toolkit chain is different
 
1:55 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone some video game discussions get properly condescending
 
Also, you know you want to try Huntsman Hell
Oh yeah, I was going to figure out a better way to simulate a TF2 double jump.
 
@OrigamiRobot And this is why you need a hobby where you spend time with other people.
 
The existing Source double jump plugin keeps you moving in the direction you're already going, rather than allowing direction changes.
 
Or at least, be able to talk about something that doesn't involve video games or your job.
 
@badp Well, at least I have a fallback server set up on SteamPipe already in case RUGC_Midwest's host messes things up.
 
1:57 PM
@fbueckert I don't know other people.
 
@OrigamiRobot You think I did when I took up dancing?
 
I don't want to know other people. People are awful.
 
I think I'm going to have to agree with @kalina, for once.
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I play Magic with other people every Thursday and Sunday. Most of them are awful and arrogant.
 
@fbueckert O_O
 

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