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3:00 PM
@GnomeSlice Are you being naughty again?
 
ooo, fancy favicon!
 
@MattЭллен Yeah, we've had an upgrade.
Although I miss the heart...
 
@KitFox What, did somebody flag me again for something pointless?
No, I'm not.
 
10 mins ago, by GnomeSlice
@LessPop_MoreFizz fuck you, be nice.
 
Somebody did flag @LessPopMoreFizz's starred comment
 
3:01 PM
Your comment right before that one is you being hostile.
 
@fbueckert Well, he was being an ass.
 
@GnomeSlice Well, I don't know. It was gone so fast, but it seems every time I come in here, it is for you.
 
@KitFox It wasn't. It was a comment directed at Gnome.
 
@KitFox Ideally, that would tell you that there's something wrong with everyone else in here, but I'm guessing that's not the case, somehow.
 
@KitFox quite the compliment, really
 
3:02 PM
Oh, I know you are misunderstood, @Gnome.
 
@GnomeSlice "Let he who is without blame cast the first stone."
 
I honestly don't know how to respond to that with anything else.
 
Generally, being hostile is not conducive to rational response.
 
@Wipqozn Sorry, I guess that is over my head.
 
and I thought we were all friends in here
 
3:03 PM
Anyways, this is becoming increasingly less productive.
 
@ickleislands Even friends have arguments.
 
Where are your mods today?
 
I'm not trying to be hostile, when I argue with you guys I'm not being hostile, I'm just arguing.
 
The trick is to not let it degenerate into a rabid frothing mess.
@GnomeSlice Then you need to learn to write better.
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@fbueckert You need to learn to read better.
Er...
 
3:04 PM
OK then. I want everyone to shake hands.
And stop arguing.
 
and kiss and make up
 
@KitFox We aren't anymore, whatsisface left.
Gonzo.
 
Or I'm going to turn this chat room around and we're all going home without ice cream. Got it?
 
@MattЭллен Yeah that's it. Ooooh yeah.
 
@KitFox I'm lactose intolerant.
 
3:05 PM
@GnomeSlice Lactose-free ice-cream for you then
 
@QAdley ಠ_ಠ
 
@QAdley yuck! no tongues.
 
@GnomeSlice, go take a break. You're likely to get yourself suspended again, and that's not going to be pretty, yeah?
 
@GnomeSlice Or lactose-free yummy frozen treats.
 
@GnomeSlice Because most of what we get from you is either lack of understanding, or what seems to be a hostile response.
 
3:06 PM
@agent86 From... what? What's everyone upset about now?
 
Hey, @Gnome, why don't you come over to EL&U for a bit. Let these hotheads get their heads out of their butts.
 
There's very little that even sounds reasonable from you.
 
Jun 14 at 3:49, by GnomeSlice
@OrigamiRobot Just because I don't speak in such a way that makes you think I give a shit about what you're saying doesn't mean I don't.
=[
 
@GnomeSlice sigh you're on track for flags again, and I assume there was at least one, seeing as we've got a 10k party going on in here. You know what happens next time you get suspended, neh?
 
@agent86 To be fair, the flag wasn't on gnomes message.
 
3:07 PM
@agent86 I assume I complain about it until it wears out?
 
@GnomeSlice See, that's the problem
 
@fbueckert Lots of people sound like that...
 
@GnomeSlice you'll be complaining for a long time, remember?
 
You might give a shit. But your writing makes it sound like you don't.
 
@fbueckert I don't argue with my friends, I just assume I'm right and naively dismiss any arguments to the contrary
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3:08 PM
@GnomeSlice I don't know of anyone else in chat here that sounds like that.
 
@agent86 I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm very good at complaining. But yes, I remember.
@fbueckert @ArdaXi
 
@GnomeSlice I think I joined after they took their break.
 
@GnomeSlice so perhaps closing this tab, or playing a game, or taking a walk would be a good idea?
 
But that's the point. Work on writing better, as it currently stands, you come off as hostile and unreasonable.
 
Can we just get back to the make-out party?
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3:09 PM
makes out with @Wipqozn
 
@fbueckert ahisflvlbvlsvslvolovsvslhaswhy =[
 
@KitFox makes out with @KitFox
 
@KitFox Oh yeah, that's the spot.
 
Okay, no.
 
@QAdley makes out with @QAdley
 
3:10 PM
@Wipqozn Oh yeah baby
 
@Wipqozn but, no, you said you only snuggled with me :(
NO MORE POPCORN FOR YOU
 
Flagging time.
 
@agent86 I'm making out with them, not snuggling.
 
Hey, I just got here, so orgy maybe?
 
flag flag flag flag flag
 
3:10 PM
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING STEADY :(
throws flowers on the ground and storms out angrily
 
@ickleislands I'm game.
 
@agent86 I'm not a one man kind of man.
 
@GnomeSlice that doesn't sound like flagging...
 
@ickleislands let's keep it SFW :P
 
@MattЭллен He can call it what he wants
 
3:11 PM
Here's my number, so call me baby
 
@MattЭллен You people are disgusting.
 
@agent86 Oh yeah, I can totally show you how to get it on without taking your clothes off.
 
@ickleislands I know pi to 1000 places, so why don't I have your digits?
 
@GnomeSlice thanks!
 
@agent86 PLEASE keep this SFW.
 
3:11 PM
That's how we have work orgies.
 
@KitFox Frotting?
 
man, where's @Mana when the fanfic material is flying fast and furious
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
I've had one problem with that already. :P
 
I had made a crystal report with a picture of a cake on it
 
3:12 PM
@agent86 Tutoring.
 
This report has one parameter @cake, which determines if you see cake or not
 
@agent86 We'll need to take notes for him.
 
Sounds like a productive day at work
 
Lick my glistening meaty body
 
@QAdley what happened to safe for work?
 
3:13 PM
@QAdley oh. I thought you were a potato
 
@ickleislands I'm a porkchop, there's nothing wrong with this
 
@ickleislands He's a porkchop. It's perfectly sfw.
 
Mmm, potatoes.
 
rofl
 
@QAdley I had porkchop for lunch actually... so I guess I already did.
 
3:13 PM
I think my work here is done.
 
@Wipqozn did you lick it first though?
 
@Wipqozn Did you swallow?
 
And the stars are flying thick and fast.
 
@QAdley I always swallow.
 
3:13 PM
Or merely spread it all over your face?
@fbueckert That's not the only thing
 
@spugsley's going to be jealous.
 
It's time like this that the heart logo was really appropriate for this chat room.
 
@Wipqozn It's the polite thing to do.
 
Okay, I'm seriously gonna start flagging if you guys don't stop with the ejaculate innuendo.
 
@GnomeSlice Innuendo? What are you talking about?
We're just talking about pork chops.
 
3:14 PM
Also, Earthbound
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Speaking of heart logo.
 
Be still, my twirling heart.
 
@RonanForman You're a heart. Burn.
 
@RonanForman Did you ever get anywhere with the texturing on the cabinet?
 
@Wipqozn What's today's listening.
 
@GnomeSlice I've got it unwrapped.
 
GONZO?
REALLY?
GONZO?
 
It was the heart logo that made me come here instead of gameFAQs. All in favour of a meta post to bring back the heart to prominence?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, you know.
 
3:16 PM
The one with ghosts, and witches, and vampires and such...
 
@GnomeSlice I don't think you know what Gonzo means.
 
@Wipqozn THE MUPPET, DUDE, JEEZ.
 
I'd tell you to google it, but that's probably not a good idea.
 
Here's an idea, why don't we ask if we can use the heart for all our community content?
 
@GnomeSlice My oh my. This is quite nicely done.
 
3:17 PM
@Wipqozn Yes, I know what it 'means'. I was talking about the Muppet for Christ's sake.
 
@QAdley You know, that's not a bad idea
 
Damn it. I really need to play Earthbound.
@GnomeSlice OH! Now I get it. Derp.
 
@GnomeSlice I dig it.
 
@YiJiang It would be awesome as a badge for community content
 
I thought you were talking about... something else.
 
3:18 PM
 
@YiJiang I'm going to meta this up I think
 
@QAdley Hang on, we've already got a thread you might be able to edit it into.
 
@GnomeSlice Oh please, you don't scare me. I'll just hide in my shell. In there I'm invincible.
 
@GnomeSlice As it's a request to SE I'll make a new post and link it up
 
When I'm in my shell I'm a tank.
hopes someone gets the joke
 
3:19 PM
@Wipqozn punts @Wipqozn like a football
 
May 16 at 11:16, by Mana
shut up, I'm going to cram your turtle face into your turtle shell and toss it off a cliff.
That's one of my favourite messages posted on the bridge. I just wish he also should turtle cliff. And also used tortoise not turtle.
 
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Q: Rebrand overflow: Should we have a new name for community content?

QAdleyCurrently, community content is loosely branded as 'Stack Gaming'. And we have a blue heart logo based on the soon-to-be-(almost)-extinct red pixel heart. With the Arqade rebrand, should we come up with a new name and logo for our community content?

 
@GnomeSlice I knew that, but I'm still offended.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, it's not Gonzo, I know.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz You're Kermit, right?
 
3:21 PM
@GnomeSlice The question of whether we should use it, and whether we can use it are different.
 
@Wipqozn Nah, it's not easy being green, and I like things that are easy
 
looks more like big bird
 
@QAdley That's true.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Rolf?
I think you're a fictional muppet.
 
@GnomeSlice Pfft. Second rate pianist. Also, he pees on the carpet.
 
OK, I'm outie like Goudie. You boys be nice, you hear?
 
3:22 PM
@KitFox You're not around much, are you?
 
@KitFox no u
 
And Dr. Teeth. What's wrong with you people?
 
Whats with the turtle stuff again?
 
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Q: Dear StackExchange: Can we have the heart?

QAdleyNow that you have retired the heart logo from the site, can the community have the right to use it as a badge for our community content? This would cover things like videos, or anything the community wishes to 'brand'. Whether or not the community wants to use it is still under discussion, but i...

 
3:23 PM
 
Doesn't explain much
 
@Wipqozn Woo! Fire Emblem!
Uhh...that's Rolf, right?
 
@Wipqozn Don't make me come over there and be confused by you.
 
@fbueckert Yes. That's who I thought of when Gnome said rolf. I'm sure if @GraceNote was here she'd have thought the same.
You know, since GraceNote is awesome, and so is Fire Emblem.
 
3:25 PM
@Wipqozn Woo! Eidetic memory to the rescue!
Also, I just started playing Demon's Souls.
 
@KitFox THANK YOU.
 
Rolf.
 
@fbueckert I love the Soul series.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn facepalm
 
3:27 PM
@Wipqozn The game basically snickered and went "Newbie, huh? smackdown"
 
@fbueckert That won Gamespot's Game of the Year in whichever year it came out.
 
@Wipqozn lol
 
@fbueckert That's part of the reason it was awesome.
 
It is now home time! Waves
 
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A: The Memes of Arqade and its Chat

GnomeSliceMeme: What is Love 10 Hours video. Originator: Wipqozn Cultural Height: Whenever someone feels like trolling Gnomeslice. Background: MsDugITBANI EDIT: This video (or at least, at this URL) is no longer available on Youtube. Tragic. ...

Why'd it get taken down. =[
MsDugITBANI is no more.
 
3:30 PM
@Wipqozn I like games that don't hold your hand right through the tutorial. "Here's how the game works. Enjoy"
Happily, I have now finished the first boss, so I can upgrade my character, at least a little.
 
@Wipqozn ...The guy just keeps digging
 
@fbueckert Yes.
 
@Wipqozn I wonder what he's thinking.
"Nobody can insult me and get away with it. They must learn to respect me!"
 
@fbueckert I don't think he is thinking.
 
3:37 PM
This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen on the whole internet
 
Well, the US is known for trigger happy lawyers
 
Coins and spaceships.
 
@RonanForman Looks sorta like a tank cross-section.
 
@fbueckert How dare you!
It's a spaceship and it is the best.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn The fact that he thinks this is the right and proper way to act when he is clearly in the wrong is something that will never, ever cease to amaze me. There is so much startling stupidity in the world.
 
3:39 PM
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Q: Dear Stack Exchange: Can we have the heart?

QAdleyNow that you have retired the heart logo from the site, can the community have the right to use it as a badge for our community content? This would cover things like videos, or anything the community wishes to 'brand'. Whether or not the community wants to use it is still under discussion, but i...

 
@YiJiang They really need to be stricter with there laws regarding removing the license of lawyers who do moronic things like this. All it does it waste the time of the legal system, and the people involved.
 
@Wipqozn There are; it's called sanctions.
He'll probably get sanctioned if he keeps this up.
Jack Thompson (remember him?) got disbarred. Eventually.
 
@fbueckert I know, I just meant they should be a little quicker to use said sanctions.
@fbueckert It took them way too long to disbar him.
@AshleyNunn Yeah, this is why my default level of respect for humanity is 0. If it was any higher I'd constantly be disappointed by people like this guy.
 
@Wipqozn I concur. But we're from the internet era, where information (and subsequent judgement) is instantaneous.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Yeah, I tend to believe humanity is better than this, but the world seems determined to prove me wrong with startling regularity. What a strange world we live in.
 
3:43 PM
@AshleyNunn You remind me of a younger me.
Except, you know, I'm not a woman.
Although we are both into girls!
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Yay? (Also, how old are you?)
 
@AshleyNunn 23
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Well, yay for having that in common
 
user15026
@Wipqozn The fact that I am older than you and remind you of a younger you...I don't know how I should feel about this fact.
 
@AshleyNunn It means you're young at heart.
 
user15026
3:45 PM
@Wipqozn I get that a lot - sometimes I think that is the nice way for the world to say "You have the emotional intelligence of a five year old." Mind you, I do love cartoons and cookies and naps, so, well, there is that.
 
@AshleyNunn cookie is my toddler's favorite word. I can reliably cheer him up by going "Cookie!" and he will smile and then run off going "Cooookie! COOOOOOKIE!"
he doesn't eat many cookies though, he just likes "If you give a mouse a cookie"
 
user15026
@agent86 I love that he doesn't actually need a cookie in this situation.
 
user15026
@agent86 That book is pretty badass.
 
@agent86 In 10 years it will be a lot harder to cheer them up. Or so I'm told.
 
@AshleyNunn yes, he also has a soft spot for the word "stinky!"
 
user15026
3:47 PM
@agent86 grins A kid after my own heart.
 
@AshleyNunn He's 4. That's just creepy. eyes you suspiciously
 
user15026
@Wipqozn >.> is not a creeper
 
@AshleyNunn I think my job here is done. tortoise shades
 
@Wipqozn he's not quite two. the four year old speaks in complete sentences, and is far too smart for his own good.
he asked me today if Mars was cold or hot.
 
@agent86 Oh, right. You have three children!
Man, you and your wife keep busy.
 
3:49 PM
@Wipqozn Yes.
 
@agent86 That should be the title of a @spugsley book.
 
@RonanForman Did you reply to the wrong message?
 
It's about a kid who asks too many questions and then get's punched.
 
user15026
@RonanForman It should be a pop-up book.
 
@Wipqozn "[You're] too smart for [your] own good."
 
3:52 PM
@RonanForman Gotcha. Soldier.
@AshleyNunn I lol'd. Clever girl.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn I am wearing my clever pants today
 
@AshleyNunn That was a smart decision.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn So I shouldn't admit it was because they were the only clean pair?
 
@AshleyNunn No.
 
user15026
@Wipqozn Oops. >.>
 
3:56 PM
@AshleyNunn that means you were clever all week and planned for a clever day today, clearly.
 
user15026
@agent86 Right. this is exactly what happened.
 
@agent86 Wouldn't it mean she planned to be unclever today, and had to wear the clever pants so she would be clever?
 

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