If you're an engineer or a spy, you can get bored.

The solution? YouTube right on your keyboard.

Or you could put your entire backpack on your keyboard and plan your loadout.

So, anyway, I was thinking of getting a SteelSeries 6Gv2 keyboard and SteeelSeries Xai mouse.

Hmm, on second thought, not a percolator, a Moka pot

Why would you put a Moka pot on your keyboard?

Yo dawg, we heard you liked coffee so we put a Moka pot on your keyboard so you can brew coffee while you type.

@Powerlord Man I've wanted one of those for years :(

@ArdaXi I thought we put a coffee mug on your T-Shirt on your coffee mug on your paper on your table on your coffee card.

@GraceNote No, that was someone else.

Ah, gotcha

I want that coffee card though.

That is an awesome card, I do admit.

I like my shark card but that thing is stylish.

@Powerlord I've always wanted one of those. That way I can switch between Dvorak and QWERTY easily

@Wipqozn Just use a Das Keyboard Ultimate S for that.

A standard, mechanical keyboard with nothing on the keycaps. ;)

@Powerlord oh wow. That's a decent idea. The problem I have is that if they keys are labeled, I just can't get into the mindset of the other keyboard. Although I will randomly switch in my head and type a bunch of junk to the computer.

for a slightly cheaper option, get some black paint

yeah, $120 for a keyboard without labels is pretty expensive.

@thedaian That's true... Das Keyboard Model S Ultimate is a bit expensive.

Particularly since they use the same mechanical switches that all the mechanical keyboards seem to (Cherry MX)

I'm rather curious why it costs so much.

each key is painstakingly handcarved from plastic found deep in the black plastic forest of germany.

By Plastic Elven Dwarfs?

@Powerlord Is that what you use?

Is there any other kind?

Even funnier, There is a WASD replacement set for that keyboard: store.daskeyboard.com/WASD-Key-Set-Without-Inscriptions/dp/…

Replaces the WASD keys with Green keys and Esc with a Red key

@Wipqozn No, I use a really cheap keyboard right now... and not surprisingly, it's not lasting very long.

Ah cool

I'm using the Logitech G700 mouse myself

OK, why is the Ikari Laser White $9 cheaper on Amazon than the Ikari Laser Black?

Also, this is cool. Air Mouse

@Wipqozn Isn't that a wireless mouse? :/

@Powerlord It can be. It has a USB cord you can use to make it wired.

I use it as wired myself. Wireless mouses is for hip hoppers and gang bangers.

The thing about Ikari vs Xai is that the Xai is only $5 more than Ikari, but it has a bunch more features. :/

Anyway, I was looking at SteelSeries mice because supposedly they use better grade button switches, too.

I've actually had a button switch go bad on a mouse before.

I had that happen two days ago.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is the most disappointing thing since my son.

@Mana When I said "We need more mana!" that's not what I meant.

@Mana Did plinket make a new review?

@Mana You have a son?

@Wipqozn No, I was just referencing him.

@ArdaXi That's not good.

I thought the same.

This is my mouse.

My mind is so blown that I'm saying you must construct additional pylons random Starcraft quotes.

I don't care what anyone says, that was NOT GORDON GECKO ON MY TELEVISION SCREEN.

@KevinY Ew.

So yeah it sucked(it actually wasn't that bad)

@KevinY What @ArdaXi said.

@ArdaXi It's not actually that bad.

@KevinY Yes it is, I had to use one this morning.

I'm surprised I can play TF with it.

You know what?

We should all just right-click!

@KevinY Is it a usable mouse disguised as an Apple Magic Mouse?

Want to join us in right clicking @KevinY?

oh...

@Wipqozn Or just grab your... er... and double-click!

wait...

@Wipqozn Don't worry, it can right-click.

@Powerlord The internet is for TF2.

Despite only having one button.

I should probably eat food or something

@Wipqozn Might I suggest baked potatoes or something else with carbs in it?

@Wipqozn Or something.

I bet you thought I was going to say bacon!

Time to play some Team Fortress WITH MY MAGIC MOUSE

@Powerlord Babies? Oh.

@ArdaXi: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to murder @KevinY in TF2.

:/

@Powerlord What's the other one?

With bacon I hope.

force-feeds @KevinY bacon

glances at clock

Look at me still talking when there's going home to do.

> GameStop apologises to Deus Ex buyers, offers $50 gift cards

Which still doesn't get them an OnLive copy of the game.

Great compensation there GameStop.

What?

Yay World of Goo!

I had no idea you could set Google Ads Preferences.

It totally knows me already.

Ah, time to opt-in to Ads Preferences.

> time to opt-in to Ads

Yayyy moar ads

> Opt out if you prefer ads not to be based on interests and demographics.

What if you prefer ads not to be?

> maybe [GameStop's] next move will be to merge with ubisoft since both companies insist PC gaming is worthless

WAIT! I said I was going home. Why am I still here?

Yeah, no thanks.

254 now.

D:

Seattle servers are awesome.

They're far away.

From you.

From most of us.

Touché.

No I didn't! runs