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5:00 PM
Oh my, someones happy about that.
What do you have linked to bookface?
 
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Q: Searching for an old arcade flying game

1ntelloi am searching for an old game. You fly an aircraft across a level filled with I think colored platforms. You have to jump from one platform to another to reach the end of the level. I think it was Windows 95 or DOS, and it is driving me crazy.

 
@Wipqozn Steam, for one.
 
Oh yes, Steam. ME as well, although only did it for the ticket.
Obviously
 
How's this then?
 
That's racist.
 
5:15 PM
If anyone wants to try out Diaspora without waiting for joindiaspora.com, feel free to ask me for an invite. I have no idea how stable it's going to run on my server though.
(Still, it's a VPS, so it's not going to go down or anything)
 
5:35 PM
I don't even know what that is.
I feel so in the now
 
@Wipqozn What is?
 
Diaspora
 
1 hour ago, by Arda Xi
@GraceNote It's open-source social networking.
 
Oh my, you posted that on the same time I found the github page.
You know what's fun?
Documentation. Oh, wait... no it's not.
 
Drumming?
Oh.
 
5:58 PM
Well, Razer's big PC gaming surprise was revealed.
 
@Mana ...and?
 
The name...
"Razer Blade"
 
ISN'T IT ORIGINAL
 
Not really.
 
6:01 PM
@Mana oh my, that's sexy.
 
 
Not Wipqozn sexy, but sexy in its own right.
 
@ArdaXi I know it's supposed to be cutting edge, but that's a terribad name.
 
@Mana That's racist.
 
@Wipqozn Most people would say that's a good thing.
3
 
6:02 PM
@Wipqozn Oh come on.
 
Oh yeah, if I didn't mention it here, I renamed my Blizzard Storm Dead Cone to "Snow Cone" now.
 
@Powerlord I see what you did there.
 
@ArdaXi I lol'd
 
@ArdaXi oooooooh....
 
@Arda Good timing!
 
6:03 PM
@Mana :D
I think Razer was high too when they designed this.
PC gaming might not be dead, but their common sense definitely is.
 
Heh
 
@ArdaXi here, have a star.
 
Not only is FB.SO getting "how do I post to my wall?"-ish questions, but other new users are answering those questions.
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A: merging place with page

Christophe HennerHave you tried adding your location data to your official page ? Once you do it, your page automatically become a page place. It's in the info tab. If you want more help, please post the url to both page and place.

 
@Brant Questions that are asked are being answered? Oh the humanity!
 
They're not programming questions, they're "how do I use facebook" questions.
 
6:10 PM
@Brant I can only imagine it will get worse the more widespread it becomes, too.
 
That was to be expected.
 
WAit a second.
 
@ArdaXi I know, but I think the fact that other similarly-misguided users are answering the questions is kind of amusing.
 
Is facebook using SO as their the official Q&A now?
 
I think it's nice.
 
6:11 PM
@Wipqozn Yup.
 
Apparently Razer is going to be selling the keyboard separately for around $200
 
@Wipqozn FB is shutting down their developer/API support forums in lieu of facebook.stackoverflow.com
which is a filtered view of the regular stackoverflow.com only showing questions tagged [facebook*]
 
Oh I see.
 
@Mana Now that I could even see myself buying.
Possibly.
 
Of course the developer forums already had a bunch of "how i click mouse" questions, which are now the SO mods' problem to deal with.
 
6:12 PM
What I don't understand is how regular users are even finding facebook.stackoverflow.com (a developer resource) to ask these generic Facebook on.
 
I mean, a touchscreen. In your keyboard. How awesome is that.
 
@ArdaXi I want to get it working with applications outside of games
 
@Brant Oh, it was like that before. Now it makes sense.
 
@Mana Shouldn't be too difficult.
 
Should definitely bring a lot more users to the site, but like you said, I can see most of them being "how do I use mouse"
 
6:13 PM
@KevinY Check this out: readwriteweb.com/archives/…
 
@Mana You could probably even use it as a tablet.
 
> Earlier this week, ReadWriteWeb (RWW) published a timely piece about Facebook's larger strategy in light of the newly announced interconnectedness between AOL's AIM and Facebook Chat. Less than an hour later, the post was flooded with traffic, increasingly confused commenters asking, "Why wont you let me sign in?" What went wrong?
 
@Arda Hardware mod it to be a portable computer inside a keyboard
 
Wow. Just, wow.
 
I chuckled at that.
Wow.
 
6:16 PM
> RWW argues that the confusion is a result of Google's decision to place more immediate, and potentially more relevant, news above regular search results.
SO, people are too stupid to look at what they are clicking, and that's googles fault?
 
Keep in mind these are the same people that would be asking "how do I use mouse"
 
@Wipqozn Yes.
 
@ArdaXi oh, very well then.
 
Google knows users are stupid.
They should accommodate stupid users.
 
There's a difference between accommodate and hand holding.
also, I need to go
 
6:18 PM
Yes you do.
 
 
I think the takeaway is less "ha ha, people are stupid" and more "wow, even a fraction of a fraction of Facebook users who end up in the wrong place is still a huge number to deal with"
 
Wait Facebook.SO doesn't one-box. D:
 
@KevinY Case in point.
 
Perhaps I should Meta.SO this.
 
6:23 PM
I did earlier today :P
 
Oh.
 
That Razer laptop is crazy
 
upvotes
 
How do you fit decent fans to cool that sucker off in such a thin body?
 
I'm not impressed with it. Somebody mentioned it in the apple room earlier.
in Ask Different Chat, 52 mins ago, by Brant
I'm not too impressed. If I'm gaming, my right hand will be on a mouse and my left hand will be on the home row, neither of which is anywhere near those shortcut buttons.
 
6:25 PM
@Brant Exactly
 
I've never understood the appeal of "gaming laptops".
 
@Brant I'm practicing moving my left hand to where the touchscreen would theoretically be located.
 
If I want a gaming rig, I'll buy a desktop.
 
If the touchpad was on the left side, I could see more utility
Also I can't see my keyboard anyway, so that touchpad has no appeal for me
which is also the reason I don't have a G15 or G19
 
@FallenAngelEyes I agree, especially since it doesn't seem like the WSAD or QWER mindset is going anywhere anytime soon.
 
6:27 PM
I used to have a G15. The display was super useful for ventrilo and winamp "now playing" info, but pretty pointless for games.
 
@TheQ Even most left handed gamers I know use WSAD or something comparable
 
I mean, looking at your keyboard to see how much ammo you have? blargh.
 
@Brant Mumble's ingame overlay solves the Vent problem for me
But like
I use my keyboard on a keyboard tray
 
@FallenAngelEyes Yeah, the one friend I have who is a lefthander just shifts himself to the far left of the keyboard and still uses WSAD...
 
which is always shoved in underneath my desk
So I wouldn't see any displays on my keyboard at all if I were to use a gaming keyboard :/
 
6:29 PM
Yeah, it was also just too damned big. I never bothered plugging it in after I switched to an iMac with the apple keyboard.
 
@Brant I can't type on anything other than the Apple keyboards anymore.
 
Also until someone makes a gaming keyboard with scissor-switch keys, I'm stuck with not getting one :(
Because I vastly prefer scissor-switch keys to "normal" keyboard keys
That's the Logitech UltraX I use
I like the lower travel distance for keypresses
I'm much more comfortable typing on scissor-switch keys than regular keys
 
Scissor switch keys?
 
I'm ashamed to say that I'm still using my original Dell-whatever keyboard that came with my family's pre-built computer back from 1999. I should really invest in something newer.
 
OK, I just saw this picture on TDWTF and thought it was funny.
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It's a picture of a credit card on a coffee mug on a t-shirt on another coffee mug on another credit card.
 
6:35 PM
LOL
 
I don't even get what the heck's happening but it's hilarious
 
Scissor-switch is a type of computer keyboard technology, mainly used in laptops. A special case of the computer keyboard dome-switch is the scissor-switch. The keys are attached to the keyboard via two plastic pieces that interlock in a "scissor"-like fashion, and snap to the keyboard and the key. It still uses rubber domes, but a special plastic mechanism links the keycap to a plunger that depresses the rubber dome with a much shorter travel than the typical rubber dome keyboard. Typically scissor-switch keyboards also employ 3-layer membranes as the electrical component of the switch. T...
 
It's a credit card, with a picture of a desk, with a piece of paper on it, with a picture of a mug, which has a picture of a sweater, with a picture of a mug
 
How the heck does that...?
 
Ahha
 
6:36 PM
@TheQ Wow. I hope you clean that often.
 
@Brant Oh whoops, I forgot the picture of the desk.
 
12 years of gunk buildup... jibblyjibblyjibbly
 
@FallenAngelEyes Countless compressed air cans and key-removal sessions have been had.
Ew, no no no
 
It's a reference to some old DailyWTF post, but I can't find it...
 
6:37 PM
That reminds me, I need to get a new keyboard.
 
I saw someone in college once whose keyboard was growing
 
Thinking of getting one with real mechanical switches.
 
It was so gross
 
Web 1.0 or web 0.1 or something
 
Like... vines coming out of the keys?
 
@Powerlord My b/f Jochem wants one like that
@TheQ mold
there was fuzzy mold on the edges
well where the keys were, not the very outer edge of the keyboards
 
mmmm growing keyboard. organic machines, here i come
 
And they still used it?
 
but... gaaaah
Yes D:
 
at that point, you take their keyboard, soak it in bleach, run it through the dishwasher, and then throw it out
 
6:39 PM
Well. Fuel for [horrible-roommate-stories] right there.
 
@GraceNote Yeah, I like laptop-style keys a lot, but no one uses them for any gaming keyboards :(
@thedaian Why even bother with steps 1 and 2?
 
@thedaian Fire and lots of it.
 
prevents lawsuits with throwing away hazardous material
 
@FallenAngelEyes Well, I've been hearing good things about SteelSeries keyboards.
I'm not so sure I like SteelSeries removal of the Windows key in the SteelSeries 7 keyboard, though.
While it's not used a lot in gaming, the Win key has a lot of keyboard shortcuts attached to it in Win 7.
 
Ahhh Windows key, the Source Engine's archnemesis.
 
6:43 PM
Up to and including shifting programs between monitors.
@TheQ I find having a really fast computer helps a lot with that. ;)
 
@Powerlord Yeah I'd miss that
 
the windows key is quite useful
 
@TheQ Also it wasn't a roommate of mine, thankfully
I have asthma and a mold allergy, there's no way I'd sleep in the same room as that, even aside from the simple squick factor
 
@Powerlord Absolutely, but there is something to be said about disappointment from missing a pinpoint shot due to an errant grace of the windows key.
 
It's shocking how long it took for developers to get around to ignoring that key.
My G15 even had a manual switch on the top that disabled it.
 
6:44 PM
@Powerlord This. I do this all the time
 
it'd be nice if there was a global enable/disable the windows key
 
@FallenAngelEyes Lucky then, I'd probably have done thedaian's method far too fast for dealing with it.
 
Yeah, aero snap is probably one of the nicest things in windows 7.
 
Yeah, as a dual-monitor user, I use it constantly
 
I miss it on my mac.
There's an app called DoublePane that sorta-kinda duplicates it, but it doesn't handle monitor swaps properly
 
6:47 PM
for example, while gaming, I often have irssi filling the right half of my monitor and GSE chat/my browser in the left
If I'm busy chatting, I sometimes wish I had a 3rd so I could keep game wikis open on the left <_<
 
@FallenAngelEyes That's what a laptop is for!
 
@TheQ My laptop died earlier this year :(
 
D'oh
 
and when you have a third, you'll wish you had a forth to play two games at once!
 
can't afford to replace it yet
Okies dinnertime, later all
 
6:48 PM
peace
 
Adios then
 
then you'll want a fifth so you can have wikis for both games open at once...
 
@FallenAngelEyes my solution: ipad.
 
That's funny... looking at Razer keyboards, the difference between the $80 Black Widow and $130 Black Widow Ultimate is that the more expensive model has backlighting and 1 USB port and audio ports.
People seriously pay $50 more for those features?
Particuarly since my PC already has 4 front USB and front audio ports?
 
@Powerlord Backlighting: $5. USB port: $5. Putting "Ultimate" on the box: $40
 
6:52 PM
They pay $50 for the backlighting, and get a free USB port tossed in
 
@AnnaLear Yeah, turns out it has audio connectors too (I edited that in)
 
"But dude, this keyboard glows BLUE from the backlighting" "SWEET lets get it"
 
@Powerlord Fine, knock another $5 off for that. ;)
 
I'm going to put flames on my keyboard.
Because they'll make me type faster.
 
Back before a lot of towers had front-panel USB and audio jacks, I could see that being useful. But now since it's nearly standard, I don't really see the point.
 
6:55 PM
Interesting, apparently PS/2 keyboards have no keypress limits and USB keyboards are limited to 6-keys at once?
I was wondering why my new computer still had a PS/2 port.
 
You're still going to be limited to the application limit, though.
 
Same reason you can buy flutes with holes in the keys: It makes you look hardcore.
 
Switching from DVORAK to QWERTY without the confusion, I suppose?
But then the space bar, and enter, etc... I dunno.
 
How many 'space bars' are labeled?
 
6:58 PM
Bad example. You know what I meant :P
Now, in spite of you, I'm going to write "SPACEBAR" in whiteout on my home keyboard.
 
I would honestly love to see someone do that :P
 
label it "ANY"
 
Perfect!
 
My keyboard is 12 years old and I'm in need of a replacement. I may do that before I send it to it's proverbial grave.
 
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Q: The Longest Journey won't run on Windows 7

Steven JeurisUpon trying to play The Longest Journey downloaded from GOG.com the intro video isn't shown (I can only hear the sound) and the 3D models during the first scene seem to flicker. I have an NVIDIA graphics card with the latest drivers.

 
7:11 PM
I would be SO tempted to get a SteelSeries if it weren't for that stupid "our own key instead of Windows key lolololol" crap.
I'll likely end up getting a Razer Black Widow instead because of it.
I'm surprised Microsoft doesn't make a Sidewinder keyboard with mechanical switches, but apparently they don't.
 
@Powerlord Let me know how well you like it, I'm always curious about gaming keyboards
 
Whee, we can't even tell when ITG questions are duplicates until they get answered.
 
@Mana stop moderating things before I can moderate things!
>:/
 
@Raven ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
modfight music
 
Got to love how the list price on the Logitech G400 mouse is the same price as the G300 mouse is slated to launch at.
Not sure I need 8 buttons that the G400 has, but eh.
 
7:21 PM
loads the Sharkkind modus into his strife specibi
@Mana Commence Strife!
 
playing a game with GCD when you're not used to it is weird
 
loads Slothkind, aggrieves
 
[To do: Photoshop picture of a blue Karkat being eaten by a shark]
 
@FallenAngelEyes Welcome to the world of MMOs?
 
@TheQ I've played many, but none with GCD before :)
 
7:23 PM
@RavenDreamer Man, this wait for EoA5 is going to be painful.
 
The ones I've spent the most time in have individual CD for each skill
 
@FallenAngelEyes GCD?
 
Ooooh. THAT GCD. I had no idea what @FallenAngelEyes was talking about.
 
Oh, global cooldown
 
@Mana Yes.
 
7:24 PM
Yus
 
@FallenAngelEyes It's the model nowadays it seems. WoW and Rift both subscribe to it. I remember back in the old EQ days it didn't.
 
It helps the server.
 
@TheQ Yeah, I've never played WoW extensively. I'm playing Rift now for their free to play half-birthday thing
 
Race conditions and what not.
 
@TheQ Rift is... how shall I say this nicely... heavily influenced by pre-Cataclysm WoW.
 
7:24 PM
Rift has a chainmail bikini problem.
 
@Powerlord Oh I know, I played both for quite some time.
 
@RavenDreamer I've heard it's not as bad as most games
 
@FallenAngelEyes It was worse than WoW. And that's the extent of my MMO experience.
 
I stopped playing WoW shortly after Cataclysm's release, and did about 6 months time in Rift before I hit the non-raid glass ceiling, so to speak, and called that quits as well.
 
No, that's a lie. I played Champions Online. But you don't wear gear in that game.
 
7:26 PM
Global cooldown?
 
@RavenDreamer Huh, really? Most of the other people I've talked to said it wasn't as bad :o
 
Wha?
 
@RavenDreamer I hate that game's visual style. THERE IS ONLY ONE FACE. >:(
 
@Brant A built in timer inbetween actions (using abilities) separate from the actual ability cooldowns.
 
@FallenAngelEyes I only played it for the end of the open beta, but I found some pretty curious armor choices for my female cleric.
 
7:27 PM
Oh, you mean you WERE talking about that usage?
 
Welp, looks like I'm committed to playing Jenson Slaughterhouse on my first run.
 
Yes.
 
@RavenDreamer It's a superhero MMO. Cheesecake abounds.
 
I thought GCD meant something else because it didn't make sense at first, never mind.
 
@FallenAngelEyes I think we're talking about different games, now.
All I'm saying, is I couldn't walk 15 feet in Rift without tripping over a chainmail thong.
 
7:28 PM
Champions Online... the F2P one available on Steam?
 
@FallenAngelEyes Bah, back in my FFXI days we only had eight choices of head per race! And half of them were usually recolors!
 
@RavenDreamer Champions Online is the superhero MMO done by Cryptic studios, the same dev that did Star Trek Online
 
@FallenAngelEyes Yeah, no criticisms of that game's character design potential.
 
@FallenAngelEyes And, incidentally, the same company that did City of Heroes.
 
@Brant Bah, back in Everquest, you had a leather tunic and skullcap, and you had it from level 1 to level 65!
 
7:28 PM
@RavenDreamer I found it fairly limiting
@Powerlord That started it, yes. The game's markedly improved since they left.
 
That's it.
 
Blocked for me at the moment :(
 
@TheQ one sec, I'll whip ya something up.
 
Ah character design. I had the notion of equipment design (aka the chainmail-thong problem) in my head for some reason.
And thanks to both of you for that graphic.
 
I got ninja'd by @brant. And @mana earlier. I guess I need to invest in agility on my next level up.
 
7:31 PM
And I do it all with mspaint.exe, too.
 
Freehand circles around the hair please.
 
Print Screen all the way, guys!
 
@RavenDreamer Snipping Tool!
 
I use "crop".
Also, this picture sums up my pov perfectly.
I blame whoever starred @ArdaXi 's earlier message.
 
@RavenDreamer I'm like a heroin addict waiting for that release. I'm back at year 2000 all over again.
 
7:36 PM
@RavenDreamer Which guy's?
 
@FallenAngelEyes And gal(s)!
 
@RavenDreamer but... what. There's no gal in that pic...
 
The airplane in the first panel is a gal.
 
Oh, I wasn't talking to anyone in particular. It was originally going to be "Print Screen all the way, baby" but I thought that may have raised several eyebrows. I'm not telling anyone to use Print Screen, I'm telling the world that I support the humble Print Screen button, no matter what!
 
@RavenDreamer No, I meant which POV from the comic XD
 
7:41 PM
@FallenAngelEyes Oh, oh.
(I hope I'm coming off as adorably confused, at least)
The "I don't like Diablo III's DRM" guy.
 
@RavenDreamer We'll uh, we'll go with that
 
^
 
Raven Dreamer, part of your balanced, adorably confused breakfast.
 
100% of your daily confusion needs.
 
@RavenDreamer I agree
 
7:47 PM
Woah, Bastion is one crazy game.
 
Worth picking up? Been debating it.
 
@TheQ I liked it a lot
 
@FallenAngelEyes The art style reminds me of a cross between Braid and Secret of Mana, which I like, I just don't have a solid grasp of gameplay from the videos.
 
@TheQ at its core, action RPG
 
When I was near that first Shard, I was expecting some kind of Braid-esque twist.
 
7:52 PM
Hmmm. Ok. I'll probably cave and buy it then. I love me some RPG elements.
 
@TheQ You don't have to worry about stats or anything, but you have different ways to equip yourself and upgrade your weapons and stuff
 
Such a keyboard could even work in an FPS. You could put a mini-map on it for example.
 
@ArdaXi Do so many people really look at their keyboards when playing?
 
@FallenAngelEyes Not if it doesn't display any useful data.
 
7:59 PM
@FallenAngelEyes No stats? But. But. The min-maxer side of me demands it!
 
@TheQ You can change your health and charges for your special skills by slotting passives
Try the demo!
 
Oh, I didn't even know there was one!
Well, that will answer a lot of my questions right there.
 
@Mana ITG about the same game are not duplicates in my opinion. Just because two questions have the same answer, doesn't mean it is the same question.
 
o hai
 
@ArdaXi That'll be, what, $200?
 
8:02 PM
Probably.
 
@Wipqozn I know, but...idk it just feels iffy
shrug
 
@Mana Yeah, it is.
Now that the elections are over, are we going to start a meta about ITG?
 
@ArdaXi I'd rather have data at screen level. If I ever return to playing Quake I should totally try and whip something up with an arduino to have count downs for armors megahealth and quad damages
That's the only kind of information I would like to have off-screen ever in an FPS
 
@badp Well, yes, but in games where you can pin waypoints and the like, a mini-map on a touchscreen can be helpful.
 
8:05 PM
It's been a long standing discussion.
 
As well as in TF2 you could switch load-outs or class, or do votes on it.
 
@TheQ I was thinking one that isn't a year old. I've read that myself, and it's obvious the community has a different stance now then before.
More users are against them now then their used to be.
 
@Wipqozn Fair enough, I do feel that it could probably be rediscussed with the evolution of the community as it is. I'm worried that it will turn into another borderline flame-bait-war again though. The comments from that topic were pretty lip biting in terms of snark.
 
That's an understandable concern.
I personally don't think we should let that stop us, but I wasn't here for game-rec or the previous ITG so I can't really judge on how bad it was.
 
I held my tongue on the previous one for that exact reason.
But you're right, it shouldn't stop us.
 
8:12 PM
I just think it would need to be heavily moderated. If users start getting into flame wars, just delete their posts and tell them that if they can't be constructive take it off the site.
 
Well, that's for @Mana to manage now. whip crack :D
 
Ugh, I'm not sure why, but the various sites that sell the Razer Black Widow, other than Razer themselves, have it backordered.
 
Alright, quitting time, have a good evening all.
 
8:29 PM
@TheQ alcohol
Oh, see, I just looked more closely at the SteelSeries keyboard. It does have a Windows key after all, just not the left Windows key.
(the right Windows key is still there, as is the right-click key)
 
@GnomeSliceツ If I was bored, I'd go make it look like I earned the Bacon badge.
 
@Powerlord But I really did earn it...
While I was traipsing around as John Gore...
Gah, that's not spelled correctly, is it.
 
8:48 PM
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Q: What actions give XP in Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

Raven DreamerAs I've been playing through Deus Ex, I've seen my fair share of messages pop up, informing me that I have earned XP, but because there's no explanation for the message, It's not always obvious what I've done to earn the XP in the first place. For instance, it took me a while to realize I was ge...

 
Yay, I got a percolator today. Always wanted to try one of those.
 
> Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee!
 
You know, we should just add a feed for nitrome games and save @GnomeSlice the trouble.
 
8:51 PM
@Powerlord Keep it coming. I'm working on my monthly Gaming report. So much has happened in the last few weeks on the Bridge, I'm going to be up all night.
There are quite a bit of things I can quote verbatim. Voyager quotes is one of them.
 
I'm turning into a Nitrome Hipster.
 
You know, why would anyone put a touchpad on a Gaming computer of any sort?
(sorry, looking at the Razer laptop / keyboard from earlier)
artlebedev.com/everything/optimus <-- Most expensive keyboard ever.
 
@GnomeSliceツ That's an oxymoron.
@Powerlord I still want a Tactus.
 
@ArdaXi Why would you want an iPad shaped like a keyboard? ;)
 
@Powerlord Because that's all an iPad's good for. ;-)
 
8:59 PM
But anyway, a keyboard with 114 OLED screens is just insane. :)
 
Exactly. I'd settle for one.
I mean, there are only a few keys you use while playing TF2, right.
 

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