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5:01 AM
@QPaysTaxes Wow, I'm really interested in a better solution now
 
You could alpha/beta with variable depth. Full tree would give perfect play, etc.
 
@JesterTran Practically anything that can be done in one programming language can be done in any other programming language. C is no exception.
 
@HelkaHomba Man, I'd love to see object-oriented programming in Befunge :D
 
@QPaysTaxes Right, haha
Where is the best place to start off with basic AI?
 
Goodnight Q
 
5:03 AM
@QPaysTaxes Goodbye, thanks for the input and I'll check wiki! :D
 
@JesterTran Usually at home in my experience. That way if it goes rogue it's locally contained and won't get to Skynet phase.
 
@QPaysTaxes I don't understand the use of this regex
@QPaysTaxes I know but... oh
@QPaysTaxes TIL
 
Which hitchhiker?
 
s/^Goodbye, /So long and /
 
O...K?
 
5:06 AM
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a series
 
@Geobits I mean how should I start off learning AI? What concepts or websites do you recommend?
 
Never watched it.
 
it's fantastic and everyone should read it
 
Usually the series of novels, but also the radio plays
 
Ah, that's the thing 42 is from, right?
 
5:06 AM
Yep
 
@JesterTran I know. It was a joke, but I don't have any specific recommendations. There are so many sites with basic intros to google up that it's hard to choose one.
 
Night!
@Geobits lol, I had a feeling it was a joke..
 
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.
@QPaysTaxes night! :P
 
@JesterTran But also serious. We don't need Skynet happening ;)
 
@Geobits My life goal now. To bring him back... :P
 
5:09 AM
of course :P
 
members.tripod.com... I suddenly feel young again!
 
@Dennis It'll pass.
 
I know. :(
 
@Dennis The story is fairly random, a bit like Alice in Wonderland. Maybe it's above my head but I never really appreciated the book.
 
"fairly" random is putting it lightly.
 
5:12 AM
It's a very... particular kind of humor
 
It's decent enough, but not as good as the hype would have you believe.
Much like any cult classic, I guess.
 
I prefer Terry Pratchett's Discworld series
 
@Geobits respectfully disagrees :P
 
@Doorknob You also like nethack, so I suspected we'd disagree on this as well :P
 
@Sherlock9 I've read the first few of those too! They're amazing, and I've been wanting to continue the series for a while now, but I haven't gotten them yet
 
5:14 AM
I'm reading 11/22/63 atm (as in kindle in hand).
 
Took me too long to figure out that was the name of a book...
 
@Doorknob I have read the first dozen or so, but it's been so long that I may reread a few
 
@Doorknob Oh, sorry. It's the name of a book.
 
@Geobits thanks
 
@KennyLau not surprising - 123456789 in unary means at least a 123.4Mb string has to get allocated somewhere
 
5:21 AM
Got quiet..
 
Anonymous
noot noot
 
I wonder what single word would result in the most subsequent conversation.
 
Election
 
Spaces for president 2016
 
5:25 AM
Trump
 
Trout
 
Flurfernartgenschilsingbutten
 
So far, tabs, election, spaces, trump and trout have failed miserably. Also, Spaces for president 2016 is not a word...
 
translate: Flurfernartgenschilsingbutten
(from English) Flurfernartgenschilsingbutten
Was worth a try. :P
 
Also not a word...
 
5:26 AM
@Dennis I think that was "subsequent conversation" for tabs and election.
 
Anonymous
My proposal: wrong
 
goodnight
 
Hello
 
Anonymous
Simply reply to anything with "wrong", and you will instantly start a discussion (for better or for worse), because people on the internet hate being told they are wrong, and love pointing out that others are wrong.
 
@Mego You're wrong
 
5:28 AM
@Mego wrong
 
I'm wrong
2
Life is wrong
 
Anonymous
@Geobits See? :P
 
Now try with 3 words
I use IE.
 
Anonymous
Calvin is trolling
 
Helka isn't Calvin
 
Anonymous
5:31 AM
Spaces beat tabs
 
Erm, uhh... Umm...
 
^ that is solid
 
Anonymous
Avoiding that meme
 
Anagram your names
 
Anonymous
No please don't
 
Anonymous
5:34 AM
You speak blasphemy
 
Wait what now?
 
@AlexA. Not three.
 
Anonymous
You saw nothing
 
@HelkaHomba I fixed it
 
I downvote Helka
 
5:35 AM
Good for you
 
Anonymous

 Three Word Chat

Only Three Words
 
Anonymous
Probably better to attempt it elsewhere than to make this transcript even harder to read
 
I was reading what Gallium Arsenide smells like after I shorted like 10 LEDs and then I read this:
> Arsine smells faintly like garlic and leaves a metallic taste in your mouth. And most people who know what it smells like are dead.
D:
 
o_o
You're dead? o.O
 
Anonymous
Omg how did they manage to write that if they are kill?
 
Anonymous
5:45 AM
2spoopy
 
@El'endiaStarman yes. I am Ghostgoat
 
Anonymous
That's some baaaaaad juju
 
Anonymous
Three word chat is more popular and interesting than I expected
 
@Mego It's just the sort of restriction that inspires creativity.
 
Anonymous
To try to keep the spirit of the Three Word Chat room, I'm going to post a full explanation of the rules here and link it there (since most of the users are going to come from here anyway).
1. Three words per message. This include pings, links, and anything else. Words are delimited by spaces.
2. Please don't do things that go against the spirit of three word chatting. This includes using non-space characters to separate stuff that would normally be separated by spaces. That's loophole abuse, and kinda ruins the point of the room.
 
Anonymous
6:02 AM
So my brute force solution (with bounded memoization because damn that memory usage) to my sandboxed challenge is going to take about 3 lifetimes of the universe to finish
 
@Mego room owners can move to trash which is like deleting
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Yeah but that's a pain
 
Not really
 
Anonymous
Especially because the message won't have 3 words
 
Anonymous
"X messages moved to Trash" is 5 words
 
6:04 AM
Oh
(deleted) isnt tree words
 
@Mego You could edit it.
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman Yeah I just tested it to make sure
 
Anonymous
Coolio
 
Anonymous
So my sandboxed challenge will be difficult to test for code golf, because most solutions will be O(INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER). Maybe it'd be better as fastest code or fastest algorithm.
 
@Mego ?
 
Anonymous
6:12 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

MegoVirtual Keyboard Text Input code-golf string keyboard On modern game consoles and other devices without traditional keyboards, trying to input text is a nightmare. Having to type with a few buttons and a joystick on a virtual keyboard is annoying, and I like to make as few movements/button press...

 
Anonymous
This seems like a graph theory sort of problem, but I'm not even sure how to represent the problem with a graph
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman That could be done with like 50% less flooding if they were careful, but ain't nobody got time fo dat
 
@Mego Given that they held people back at just the right places, they've done this many times before. Probably cheaper too...
Also, it looks like the grass on the other side of the road has taken a beating. :P
 
Anonymous
Capitalism gives 0 shits about your roads, gotta ship them goods and make dat money
 
6:17 AM
is it just me or you also have a messy desktop?
 
Anonymous
I keep the icons on my desktop hidden
 
Anonymous
That way I can treat it like any other folder and not feel bad
 
My desktop folder is empty
 
Anonymous
If I want to open something, I never open it from the desktop anyway. If it's a program, it's either on the taskbar already (Windows Explorer, Chrome, Notepad++, Cygwin, Skype), or I use the start menu to open it. For files, I just use explorer.
 
I stopped using explorer when I started to use "Everything". I've lost any sense of folder structure ever since.
 
6:24 AM
If there's one thing I miss on Linux, it's Everything.
5
 
Anonymous
It took me a minute to realize you were referring to a specific program
 
@Dennis not sure if that's hate or love.
 
@Mego voidtools.com/downloads Deep magic.
 
I also keep finding new small features in Everything almost every day. The icon also fits neatly where the Windows 10 search bar (which is crap) would be.
 
@mınxomaτ That search bar was one of the first things I hid. :P
When I need it, I hit the Windows key and type.
 
6:32 AM
I wouldn't mind it, if it actually worked (i.e. like Everything).
 
Anonymous
Oh wait you can hide Cortana? Hallelujah
 
Anonymous
Cortana is slow as hell
 
@Mego maybe its your internet?
 
Anonymous
I have never clicked on Cortana on purpose
 
I've never used Cortana. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
6:34 AM

10/10 avocad rhyme

3 mins ago, 39 seconds total – 8 messages, 3 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 2 mins ago by Downgoat

 
@mınxomaτ so.. this is Windows 10 search you are talking?
 
Anonymous
@Optimizer Nah my internet is fine, Cortana is the only slow thing
 
I think she was one of the first things I disabled.
 
@Mego speed?
 
I don't have Cortana.
 
6:37 AM
@Optimizer Yes. It has trouble finding very basic files. E.g. if I type "flight", I don't find the single document "flight.rtf", but it gives me 10 Bing(!!!) link suggestions instead. It also doesn't support Windows' wildcards (and no RegEx obviously [and it's not instant like Everything {also it lists way too few results at a time}]).
The search in Windows XP worked better for me.
 
well, something is definetely wrong with your installation i think.
 
Anonymous
@Optimizer Speedtest is giving me 200/20
 
maybe Everything ruined it ?? :P
@Mego hmm, that's nice. assuming you are talking about mbps and not kbps :P
 
I'm definitely not the only one with this issue.
 
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ Install Chrometana. It will make Cortana search Google instead of Bing.
 
Anonymous
6:38 AM
@Optimizer No I meant pbps, kneel peasants
 
@mınxomaτ file search is instant for me as my drives are indexed. and i have disabled bing search
@Mego pico bytes per second? I pity you
 
Anonymous
My drives are indexed, and even with Bing Chrome search disabled, it's still hella slow
 
Anonymous
@Optimizer No petabytes :P
 
weird.
@Mego oh you animal lovers
have to bring PETA in everything
 
6:41 AM
Another example: I begin to type "Bluetooth". At "Bluet" it gives me the correct result, which is the Bluetooth control panel, but at "Blueto" the result disappears, leaving only a bunch of Bing links.
Maybe this is a regional issue. Cortana doesn't really work around here, too.
 
Anonymous
@Optimizer I think you're confused. 1 PETAbyte = 8 goats shoved through a fiber optic cable. PETA means People for the Efficient Transmission of Animals.
8
 
@Mego ...
 
@Mego ...
 
^
 
how many penguins? 16?
 
6:44 AM
@Optimizer Well, how many penguins fit in a goat?
 
@Optimizer penguins can't fly so probably more than 20
 
Anonymous
Penguinbytes are a completely different unit of measurement
 
goats can't fly either -_-
 
@Optimizer BS
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat yes they can (also omg new version hype)
 
6:45 AM
1 PETAbytes = 16 penguins sliding through the fiber optic cable
 
@Mego woah, when did v3 come out
 
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ I fail to see how this relates to networking :P
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat February apparently
 
@Mego damn it >:( now I'm going to be playing this all night instead of working on Cheddar...
 
Anonymous
Brb wasting wisely spending a few hours
 
6:46 AM
To much cheese is bad for goats anyway.
 
work work work work work
He said me haffi
 
Work work work work work work
He see me do mi
 
dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt
 
So me put in
 
dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt
I pull him in
 
6:49 AM
i think you changed the radio channel
 
Uhh... it's the same Golf Radio.
 
@zyabin101 better than CR radio :P
 
much better than Puzzling radio
no body understood it.. It was so puzzling..
 
@Optimizer nobody could find the correct frequency. It was to puzzled...
 
Uhh... 110.5 FM?
 
6:53 AM
-10.4 + 5.6i FM
 
÷DÐÂŒQÂœ^UY1•TQÞÁ ‘I‘ FM
 
The probability of getting a head on any single toss is 1/2. Find the probability that we get 3 heads in a row (from the start) before there occurs 2 tails. Write answer in decimal form
 
hai Jester Tran o/
 
@JesterTran no maths homework here please
 
@zyabin101 hi could you help me with this probability q? :D
 
6:54 AM
VTC off topic
 
can I post that as a puzzling question, decode: ÷DÐÂŒQÂœ^UY1•TQÞÁ ‘I‘ FM
 
@JesterTran Uhh... I can't.
 
@zyabin101 ok
 
@JesterTran H H H, T H H H, H T H H H, H H T H H H are the possible ways this could happen
so 1/8+1/16+1/32+1/64
 
@MarsUltor I thought it always begins with 3H
 
6:58 AM
but then the 2 tails thing won't make sense
IDK then
 
@MarsUltor (3H)(2T), (3H)(1T)(1H)(1T)
 
Oh
still doesn't make sense
 
@MarsUltor why?
i'll reword question
Find the probability that there is a run of 3 heads in a row before there is a run of 2 tails
 
Then
4 mins ago, by Mars Ultor
@JesterTran H H H, T H H H, H T H H H, H H T H H H are the possible ways this could happen
wait, a run of 2 tails?
then idk how to do that, because H, T, H, T (etc) H, H, H and H, H, T, H, H, T, (etc) H, H, H are both valid as well then
 
why is HTHT a valid answer?
we don't have 3H at the start
 
7:03 AM
Okay then
do you have the original wording?
 
@MarsUltor that is the original wording
 
Which one?
 
"run"
one
 
you can ask probability question in Cross Validated I think:

 Ten fold

CrossValidated's general room for gossip, grumbles, and idle c...
 
That doesn't state anything about it being at the start
it just says before
 
7:05 AM
@MarsUltor shit
thanks
 
so basically the regex equivalent of [H{1,2}T]*HHH is valid though
(1/2 h's, 1 t) * any number of times + hhh
 
yeah
 
@MarsUltor I think you mean (H{1,2}T)*HHH. Otherwise TTHHH is valid
 
yeah, whoops
(?:H{1,2}T)HHH
 
7:44 AM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Kevin CruijssenOutput Reversed Alphabetic Letters In Palindrome Form code-golfpalindromestring Input: A string of any given length > 0 Only containing lowercase letters [a-z], uppercase letters [A-Z], and numbers excluding zero [1-9] Output: A palindrome (see examples) of the reversed alphabetic letters ...

 
@Mego Beat story mode of Learn 2 Fly in 47 days. And now I really need to go to bed... :P
 
2
A: De-Snakify a String

KatenkyoLua, 562 535 529 513 507 Bytes By far my most massive golf at the moment, I think I can still cut off 100 bytes, which I'll work toward, but posting it as an answer as it already took some time :). this function have to be called with a 2D array containing one character per cell. edit: saved...

@KennyLau If you have time (and will), could you tell me if you see something that can be golfed down? :)
 
@Katenkyo sure
 
(also, if anyone wants to help, I'm open to suggestions :))
@KennyLau Thanks a lot
 
@Katenkyo I'll only look at the ungolfed one though
 
7:50 AM
@KennyLau I can understand, it's a pretty long golfed to read, and it's painful for the eyes ^^'. It should be up to date
 
function is unncessary
what is the use of r=r?
oh because the input can't be a matrix
so function is necessary lol
 
@KennyLau yep ^^
@KennyLau hum... you make me doubt, it may be of no use anymore...
yep, that's it, it now is useless, I can suppress it
 
@quartata No, I'm fairly busy at the moment I don't have time for it
 
@Katenkyo or r can be deleted?
 
@KennyLau That may be possible
I update the post (finally got it under 500) and will try re-working it to suppress r
 
8:02 AM
@El'endiaStarman Maybe you can use C#-style is and as for instance checking and safe casting respectively?
 
@MarsUltor Keep reading.
 
C# uses \referenceEquals for that IIRC
Depends which one is used more often
From an OOP-based standpoint, is/instanceof is used fairly often, directly proportional to how OOP your code is
 
@Katenkyo How would you golf i-1>0?
 
Although if you intend for this to be a fast-to-code language, OOP is probably not very important
 
@KennyLau i>1, I'm dumb
 
8:06 AM
nice
 
Also, I'm modifying the ==not used as a xor, to finally understand that it's what ~= is
 
wow I never thought of it
thanks
I finally realize that the i<#m are all useless
 
they are?
 
yes they are
 
I use them to prevent having the error of indexing a nil value
 
8:09 AM
that's not an error
it's not a nil value
 
i+1 can be nil
if i==#m
 
@KennyLau I'm glad I've been useful!
 
oh, 2D array cannot have a[0][3]
but it can have a[3][0]
so you can remove the ones for j
 
@KennyLau It could, in languages where indexes are 0-based, like VB.NET.
 
8:13 AM
@mınxomaτ Lua is 1-based
 
@KennyLau not really, 1-indexed, but it prevent the case when my "cursor" is on the border of the array, and I'm checking for the surrounding chars
 
@Katenkyo nil ~= s is true anyway
@Katenkyo a[3][0] is just nil where a[0][3] is error
 
@KennyLau Oh, yes, I get what you mean!
SO yes, mandatory for i to not evaluate nil[j], but can be suppressed for j ^^
 
i,t=i%t+1,#m>t and t==i and t+1or t

vs                NOTE THIS
                     v
i=i%t+1t=#m>t and t==1 and t+1or t
 
@KennyLau won't work
 
8:16 AM
why not?
 
@KennyLau let i=1, t=1
@KennyLau `oh, yeah, didn't see, but in this case it will always stay at 2
 
how are they different?
@Katenkyo Useful result: -1%3 == 2 returns true
 
the problem here is that t increment when i==t, but if i increment when it is lesser than t, we have to change them at the same moment else we have two possibilities:
either i and t will increment at each turn (i never returning to 1)
either t and i will always be 1
 
i always think that block can be reduced much further
 
@KennyLau it may be possible, but by totally refactoring it, not just suppressing checks I think
 
8:24 AM
i'm thinking
by the way, #m can be shorthanded for the moment
 
I suppressed r, it works, I'll update the post soon
@KennyLau may not be possible for #m as it is used only 3 times
yeah, it would ccost be 1 byte to put it in a variable, not enough calls ^^
 
A friend asked me the following: How do you calculate the entropy of a Rubik's cube?
 
@KennyLau I refactored some little things here and there, and we got it down to 466 bytes already Oo
 
the number of turns required to return to the original position?
 
@Katenkyo Where?
@KennyLau Note: That means it's between 0 and 20 inclusive.
 
8:34 AM
Good idea with three word chat. Now, I want to try a lipogram chat.
Every message has to be a lipogram. Exclude one letter.
 
The algorithm for the optimal move sequence is a pain in the butt to run apparently. I wonder if the algorithm for just calculating the number of moves in the optimal sequence would be less resource-intensive?
 
2
A: De-Snakify a String

KatenkyoLua, 562 535 529 513 507 504 466 Bytes By far my most massive golf at the moment, I think I can still cut off 100 bytes, which I'll work toward, but posting it as an answer as it already took some time :). this function have to be called with a 2D array containing one character per cell. Sav...

@MarsUltor ^
 
If excluded letter used, emit an alarm message.
 
j==1 and?
j=j>1 and, i>1 and?
D: so many spaces
 
Who supports my idea?
 
8:37 AM
@MarsUltor what do you think 1and evaluate to?
1a is an hexadecimal number :)
 
wait, lua has implicit base conversion?
 
Anonymous
@zyabin101 Lipogram chat could be fun. Make it so that each UTC day is a different letter excluded
 
@MarsUltor only for the hexadecimal ^^
I've listed the exceptions to putting a digit with a letter here ->http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/74977/41019
Or, at least, the exceptions I know
 
@Mego I'm in the UTC+3 time zone. So I'd change the excluded letter at 21:00 UTC instead, because I can't wake up at 3 o'clock.
But okay.
 
@zyabin101 set it to be random
you won't have to wake up
 
Anonymous
8:42 AM
Just have a bot do it
 
Anonymous
My cat looks very pleased with herself. I'm worried.
 
Meow?
 
0
Q: Average an image

SolverHere is an image: %%%%%%%%%%%%% % Hello, % % world! % %%%%%%%%%%%%% But it is too confusing for our undersized brains to compute. So we average it like this: Split it into 2 x 2 sections. If the picture ends before a section is complete, imagine that there are spaces there. Add up the ...

 
@Katenkyo Is os.exit() better than return?
@Katenkyo Why replace it by a space?
 
@KennyLau not at all, gonna test with return... didn't even come to my mind
 
8:52 AM
I decided that I will create a lipogram chat room. Which motto should it have?
 
@KennyLau because I need to be able to mark the character I've already printed, at the one I just printed, and it would be longer than just replacing it
 

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