Which reminds me... a few years ago I used Grandma's machine to search for directions to the movie theater. We were gonna go watch that penguin movie narrated by Morgan Freeman. A week later I get a call.
"John, I don't know what you did, but it got *spams* on my computer!"
"In your email?"
"Yes, I have spams. One from [blah blah blah]"
And this went on and on. She has never trusted me on her computer since.