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7:00 PM
@orlp This is incredibly important information. I'll get the world leaders on the phone.
 
@DJMcMayhem actually laughing
<shrug> I laugh at things a lot
like, it's as funny to me as most people but I vocalize a lot more
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ <lol> I shrug at things a lot
 
how are your shoulders doing? sounds like they would hurt by now
@orlp define bubble?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Don't worry, I'm just stoically typing "shrug" with straight shoulders
 
7:07 PM
Fun fact: When I type 'lol', I don't usually Laugh Out Loud. I just find the content funny.
2
 
tha'ts most people
 
@DJMcMayhem it doesn't have a back button?
 
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Q: Arranging Bubbles

TheNumberOneNote, challenge copied from question asked at math.stackexchange. Recently, I attained quite some skill at blowing bubbles. At first I would blow bubbles like this: But then things started getting strange: After a while, I was blowing some pretty weird bubbles: After blowing hundreds, ma...

 
Fun fact: fun facts are usually not at all funny.
 
@betseg yeah that bugged me
 
7:09 PM
@Dennis Fun fact: the first word of this fact actually was a lie.
 
There is a difference between the definition of fun and funny I think. (I searched for define fun and define funny, the latter implies laughter.) Also, I agree with ^ too.
 
Fact: this sentence is false
 
Good thing I'm not a robot
 
Or a rogue AI
 
Why does everyone assume that robots cannot process contradictory statements?
 
7:10 PM
Fact: after I send this message 12 occurrences of "fact"/i show up on this page
 
@flawr Because of portal
 
@flawr IMO the most realistic options would either the robot saying "screw you" or just ignoring the statement
 
I think that a robot isn't smart enough to detect contradictory statements most of the time, because detecting them correctly means that the halting problem has been solved, and know the meaning of the words of a sentence.
 
I assume it would just hit some recursion depth limit or something
 
> 10. How do you pronounce "GIF"?
asking the tough questions I see
 
7:14 PM
And then realize it can't be solved
 
@DJMcMayhem one thing I do like about the survey is you can unselect any answer my clicking it again
 
> The people who run Stack Overflow are just in it for the money (do you agree? answer 1-5)
5
Nice question from SO
 
I don't even know how they make money
 
^^^^ is at 39% btw
 
7:15 PM
They don't make money yet.
 
Yet? Are they willing to make money sometime?
 
That's the goal.
 
> 9. How do you pronounce "GIF"?
> Some other way:
 
4 mins ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
> 10. How do you pronounce "GIF"?
> 18. If two developers are sharing an office, is it OK for one of them to get a mechanical keyboard with loud "clicky" keys?
hell no.
 
I was quoting the option, not the title. I just included the title so that you can see what I'm referring to.
 
7:19 PM
I have loud clicky keys
 
you are what is wrong with the world /s
in reality, i'm fine with them, just not having to work next to them
 
I like having loud clicky keys but hate listening to others clicking while I'm trying to concentrate.
 
Loud keys tend to mess with you when you have to focus. Of course, having them is OK.
> 11. Congratulations! You’ve just been put in charge of technical recruiting at Globex, a multinational high-tech firm. This job comes with a corner office, and you have an experienced staff of recruiters at your disposal. They want to know what they should prioritize when recruiting software developers. How important should each of the following be in Globex's hiring process?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I work next to 5 people, specifically went out of my way to get the loudest clickiest keys I can find, do a WPM test 12 times per day and blast heavy metal from my laptop. My co-workers love me!
 
> Stack Overflow reputation
 
7:22 PM
> 17. Let’s pretend you have a distant cousin named Alice. ... Which of the following options would you most strongly recommend to Caroline?
5
Wat
 
@DJMcMayhem o_o
 
I'm not sure if they even know what Stack Overflow is?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ (just so you know, 0 of those things are true)
 
yeah, figured
but it was funny anyway
 
Lol (literally)
 
7:23 PM
@BusinessCat it said "You have a distant cousin." and used the pronoun "they" to me
 
@DJMcMayhem English, 4 bytes: llol
@betseg "they" is a common gender-neutral pronoun
for single people/persons
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you could just do llol
 
oooh true
golfier
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I know, I'm just saying that it didn't say a women's name and didn't use she for me
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Relevant:
The recency illusion is the belief or impression that a word or language usage is of recent origin when it is long-established. The term was invented by Arnold Zwicky, a linguist at Stanford University who was primarily interested in examples involving words, meanings, phrases, and grammatical constructions. However, use of the term is not restricted to linguistic phenomena: Zwicky has defined it simply as, "the belief that things you have noticed only recently are in fact recent". Linguistic items prone to the Recency Illusion include: "Singular they": the use of they, them, or their to reference...
 
7:25 PM
ah, okay
@mınxomaτ hm, interesting
 
> 18. Tabs or spaces?
And I thought spaces won lol.
 
I was disgusted to see that "both" is a valid option
 
I mean, regardless of what you choose mixing them is never a good idea
 
7:28 PM
Especially for Python (unless you're golfing in Python 2)
 
(I'm looking at you, Python 3)
 
Ninja'd
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

carusocomputingPalindromic Subsequencing Given a word a, perform the following operations: Group string into palindromic subsequences of length > 2 and non-palindromic subsequences. (You should prioritize partition length over partition index, for instance esse shouldn't result in ['e','ss','e'], it should b...

 
i like clicky switches for mechanical keyboards
 
@DJMcMayhem one of my only problems with py2
 
7:29 PM
i prefer the sound of people typing to silence
 
I like the sound of clickety kets
 
> 26. What version control system do you use? If you use several, please choose the one you use most often.
> Zip file back-ups
 
Please tell me they're not serious
 
I go with spaces. Carry on.
 
7:30 PM
@BusinessCat I don't think they are but tha'ts horrifying
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ there's other problems. Range, print and / come to mind
 
eh, I dno't mind / and print but yeah range could be fixed
 
Python 3 is an anti-golfing language: print() instead of print, range is py2's xrange, integer division is int(a/b) and not a//b, etc.
 
it's not that bad for golfing
range is the same really, it's pretty much a list
 
Oh yeah, and input. That's the other dumb thing with Python 2
 
7:32 PM
even though it's techinically an iterable
@DJMcMayhem eh, not really IMO. I think it could be renamed, but I like having both
 
@EriktheOutgolfer Just look at Java and then tell me which language is an anti-golfing language
 
Python2 is often a couple bytes shorter than Python3
 
hey I wanna test if I can get the censius badge on a differnet site
 
but sometimes Python3 blows it out of the water with new features
 
I think the most anti-golfing language is INTERCALL. It's designed to be one.
 
7:33 PM
@orlp yeah
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ But why? You could just do eval (input ()) which is so much saner!
 
like extended unpacking
f(5,*l,3)
 
@DJMcMayhem I assume mobile spaces, but eh I like it being easy
IMO eval_input could be a thing tho
 
or the new format f"test{a:.5f}" strings
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ but it's dumb and dangerous
> eval() will allow malicious data to compromise your entire system, kill your cat, eat your dog and make love to your wife.
 
7:35 PM
doesn't approve of this sentence.
> 21. Suppose you could choose your own working hours for an 8-hour day. What time would you start work for the day? Please adjust the slider to the hour nearest your ideal start time. The box next to the slider will display your selection using a 24-hour clock, i.e. 9 == 9:00 AM and 21 == 9:00 PM.
I chose 24. There was 0 too.
 
@DJMcMayhem But that's all worth it to save a few bytes
 
@EriktheOutgolfer I'd choose 8. It'd be in the middle of the day (since it is an 8-hour day)
 
@DJMcMayhem I think it should be renamed to eval_input() and then raw_input() be plain input()
 
Pssst, 24 is the 25th hour of the day.
 
@EriktheOutgolfer Where are you getting these questions/prompts from?
 
7:37 PM
the SO dev survey
 
The SO survey.
 
@EriktheOutgolfer it's not really
it's not an hour
 
Link?
 
you can't really use 24:00, it's just 00:00
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I mostly agree, I just don't see the point of eval_input over just calling eval and input
 
@DJMcMayhem eh
 
Since it's something you don't usually want to do
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Unless you're on another planet
 
Let's keep it to our planet, please.
 
I said 10:00 since I'm not a morning person
 
7:39 PM
But then you have to leave at 18:00. Which is too late I guess.
 
Anonymous
@DJMcMayhem Not my cat!
 
@DJMcMayhem I might have ever so slightly completely misread that such that it was much more rude than intended
 
Anonymous
> Want to see how you stack up against the world’s developers?
 
Anonymous
I may be the punguin but even I have standards
 
@EriktheOutgolfer well right now I mostly work 6 hour days, but if I was working 8 hour days I'd be fine with that since I tend to stay up pretty late
 
7:42 PM
But that asks for 8-hour days.
 
It said I'm almost done but I'm at 45%
 
I was at 33% when it said it :/
 
@VisualMelon how would you use dynamic in a C# lambda?
 
@BusinessCat It finished at 60% for me
 
How I judge the quality of a state dropdown: if I click it and press the "t" key twice, does it highlight Texas?
 
7:45 PM
It probably changes questions by answers
 
Why this works is and always has been a mystery to me
 
> This survey was too long
I am at 37% yet.
 
@Rainbolt spending too much time in functional languages?
 
But I'll get a silver "Census" badge for the survey! Yay! (Completed at 39%)
 
It finished at 52%.
 
7:47 PM
I chose both for tabs or spaces
 
59% for me
 
Anonymous
@Rainbolt I say those exact words very frequently when it comes to code golf tricks
 
That seems to be the entire state of Threead scripts right now.
 
TIL I have 1141 helpful flags across SE, and only 9 declined
 
@ATaco I mad a pull request for Threead
 
7:56 PM
I noticed.
But I just woke up, you're gonna have to give me a bit.
 
I think I added the commands R and I to read a line or a number, but I can't test
 
YouTube really needs a refresh comments button.
 
f5
 
That's a bit stupid.
Because I want to keep watching.
 
No better method, sorry. That is, unless you use https://youtube.com/watch?v=-----------&t=1h33m56s, for example (hours, minutes, seconds).
 
Anonymous
8:00 PM
@mınxomaτ s/refresh/hide and I agree
 
That's just another uBlock filter.
 
Make a Userscript to put the comments section into an iframe and occasionally refresh it whilst inactive.
 
No, make it so that it refreshes at will.
 
C o n s t a n t l y r e f r e s h
 
Something like SE does with questions.
There are some new comments, click here to load them.
 
8:02 PM
There are some new comments. Please don't read the comments.
 
I tend not to watch videos that attract comments I wouldn't want to read.
 
@ATaco can you test my Threead code? Ro should output the first line of StdIn.
 
Currently getting ready for work, not in a place to do that yet.
 
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ So all of them?
 
Anonymous
Regardless of the video, Youtube comments are consistently a cesspool. There may be a thin film of reasonable comments on top, but the comment sections are invariably mostly (if not all) garbage.
 
8:06 PM
Uhm, no. That's not true of most the videos I watch (unless I enter some hugely popular corner of YouTube).
 
Someone should write a neural network to rate youtube comments.
 
Anonymous
@Pavel lambda s:0
 
There exist good youtube comments
 
lambda s:-float('inf')
 
Hmmm... maybe paste it into word, and check if there are red or green pixels?
 
8:08 PM
@Pavel I like the xkcd approach (xkcd.com/810)
 
So do I
But that seems unreasonable, at the start no one is able to join.
So there's no comments to rate
 
@Mego For example, here's the video I'm currently watching. I think 60k views is OK to qualify. 300ish comments, basically all of them are constructive or positive.
 
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ Huh. That's unusual, based on my experience
 
Wait, how does float('inf') work.
 
8:12 PM
@Mego Then you might need to think about what you are watching. Jk. But it's basically the same for all my subs.
 
Anonymous
@Pavel Infinity is a valid value for a float
 
@Pavel float('inf') is the only way to get infinity in python without importing math modules
afair
 
Why float and not int?
ints are unlimited
floats are not
 
Anonymous
What do you mean?
 
Ints have unlimited precision, so it makes sense for them to be allowed to be infinite
doesn't matter
 
Anonymous
8:15 PM
Ints are limited by your available memory, so you'll never actually get to infinity
 
Anonymous
The IEEE 754 specification specifically requires that +Infinity and -Infinity are two unique values that a compliant format can represent
 
Anonymous
e.g. in Javascript:
 
Anonymous
> 1/0
Infinity
 
TIL python can have number overflows
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Stuff like 1e999 works too
 
8:16 PM
ah, okay
@Lynn btw I was just googling how to get the golden ratio in python, and I found an answer of yours
 
Haha, I keep slowly getting upvotes for that :)
 
Presumably it uses less memory to type 1e400 because you don't form the string literal.
 
I was looking for a more precise value than what normal calculation can give, scipy might work
 
Anonymous
Man the person with the leafblower right outside my office window isn't annoying in the slightest
 
@Lynn well, you just got another one
 
Anonymous
8:18 PM
And I'm definitely not upset about the fact that I have to wait for them to stop to be able to watch more AGDQ
 
I have not heard of AGDQ (please don't hurt me)
 
awesome games done quick
basically cool speedruns
 
Anonymous
Speedrunning marathon that raises money for the Prevent Cancer Foundation
 
Anonymous
It's done annually in January
 
8:19 PM
Ahh. I thought it was just GDQ
 
Anonymous
There's also SDGQ that benefits Doctors Without Borders, and is usually done in July or August (I don't remember which)
 
The A threw me off
 
Anonymous
GDQ is the non-profit that runs both marathons
 
is it a bad idea to set my sys.recursionlimit to 10^12
[python2]
 
Probably
 
8:21 PM
@Mego summer gdq?
 
Anonymous
Apparently dude with leafblower is dedicated to blowing every single leaf off of the sidewalk
 
Your program will segfault instead of throwing a recursion depth error @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ
 
Anonymous
He continued to blast the leafblower at a single leaf for about 10 seconds until it flew off
 
Considering that 10^12 is a trillion, and your computer doesn't have that much memory.
 
8:21 PM
@Lynn :/
 
Right?
 
any other ways to calculate fib(10**12)?
 
There's a formula
I think
 
Use the approximation
 
math tutor decided it would be good practice to have me calculate really big numbers
@Pavel yeah, it overflows
@BusinessCat of?
@Lynn well, no segfault but this:
    sys.setrecursionlimit(10**12+1)
OverflowError: signed integer is greater than maximum
 
8:22 PM
The thing that uses phi^5 or something
Let me find it
 
Matrix multiply [1, 1; 1, 0]^(10 ** 12) maybe?
 
What's the formula?
 
(phi**n - (-phi)**(-n))/sqrt(5)
 
Anonymous
(phi**n - (-phi)**(-n))/sqrt(5)
 
8:23 PM
@Lynn tha tmight work
 
As long as you use fast squaring in your exponentiation that’s a pretty good approach
 
yaeh, that overflows
 
Anonymous
There I finally got it right
 
8:24 PM
How does it overflow
Infinite precision ints
 
Anonymous
@Pavel phi isn't an integer
 
idk but it does
oh, yeah it's not
 
Right...
The solution is to make a Wolfram|Alplha api call and return the result.
 
The Straightforward approach becomes unusably slow at around 2 mill
 
for recursion?
 
8:29 PM
No, that's unusable by like 40, lol
Just looping adding two numbers together
 
it overflowed at a billion, that's all I know
@DJMcMayhem ah, okay
@Lynn just out of curiosity, what syntax is that? i'ts not python at least
 
I know Mathematica has a trick that allows you to optimize the recursive approach so it can work for hundreds of thousands in reasonable time.
 
Pseudocode that I think might work in Julia
 
Anonymous
Actually has a decently-fast Fibonacci implementation
 
Anonymous
But Actually itself isn't very fast so :/
 
8:30 PM
By which method?
 
Anonymous
Exploiting the formula F(2n-1) = F(n-1)*F(n-1) + F(n)*F(n)
 
Anonymous
You get to skip a lot of the indexes using that one, which greatly speeds it up over the naive recursive approach
 
@Lynn ah, okay
julia has no commas btw, just [1 1; 1 0]
 
Oh yeah
 
I know Mathematica actually adjusts the method it executes some functions depending on the input. Fibonacis up to I think 100 are just hardcoded.
On the other hand, the Mathematica installation is 12 gigabytes last I checked, so I think they can get away with that.
 
8:36 PM
@Lynn I think julia overflow multiple times
 
My computer using the naive approach in Python calculated fib(3mil) in exactly 2 minutes
 
Julia doesn’t have bignums, does it?
 
It's a 626,963 digit number
 
@Lynn not afaik
@DJMcMayhem that is big
 
Indeed
 
8:40 PM
wolfram alpha gave me the answer in about 2 seconds
i need mathematica
 
I think it has the number in cache or something
 
user165474
Hey, just to clarify with everyone, I'm not trying to suggest that @MitchSchwartz is doing anything that violates any of the principles or rules of rep on this site; I'm just pointing it out mainly because I was curious about the reasoning behind the huge bounties and whether or not it's violating any rules. @Dennis and @Mego have also said that as far as we know this doesn't directly violate any rules.
 
consider yourself... clarified! #dealwithit
 
user165474
lol
 
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Q: Calculate PI to n digits.

OctoThere have been many questions asking for variations on how to write Pi but none are like this... The Objective: Quite simple on writing, create a programme that takes a input, I will call it n and outputs Pi to the nth digits. Rules: Normal code golf rules apply, your code may not have Pi any...

 
8:50 PM
@Mego Heeey, I wanted to dupehammer this!
 
Anonymous
@flawr Too slow, Joe
 
Anonymous
(your name is now Joe because I needed the rhyme)
 
I wanted to closevote it;;;
 
@flawr you might be able to reopen hammer and reclose as the 500 digits of pi dupe, but that sounds like an abuse of power ;)
 
@MitchSchwartz What's with all the bounties saying ton hospel is cool and i want to give him internet points. ?
 
8:55 PM
long story
read the transcript
 
There's a lot of transcript
 
Well basically, some guy thinks Ton Hospel is cool and wanted to give him rep
 
If you say so, but with such a vague reason and low-rep user, it looked like it might be a rep-farming bot or something.
 
Who, Ton?
 
no, Mitch.
 
8:57 PM
LOL
No.
 
Giving the rep to ton
 
mitch wasn't that low rep until he got rid of 1.5k
and he's well known on IRC and anarchy apparently
 
mmk.
Doesn't mean that he and ton aren't the same person
 
@mbomb007 mitchs on anagol
 
why would he do that then
 
8:58 PM
6th overall: golf.shinh.org/u.rb
 
he can just post the answers himself and get the rep
 
shrug. It just didn't seems like a very good bounty reason.
Seemed arbitrary
 
ye, can't argue with that
 
Which is why it's a long story.
 
user165474
Well, if Mitch and Ton are the same person, it is rep fraud since he could be using sockpuppet accounts to transfer rep into a main account.
 

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