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Wait no that's division by 0
 
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Your method for computing the LCM is clever
 
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Q: Priority to the right

Super ChafouinYour task is to regulate traffic on a crossroads. There are 4 roads coming from north, east, south and west. The input is a string representing the upcoming traffic on each road. For example, NNNWS indicates there is a total of 5 cars: three at the north, one at the west and one at the south. Th...

 
1:18 PM
> Enprofylline (3-Propylxanthine) is a xanthine derivative used in the treatment of asthma, which acts as a bronchodilator. It acts primarily as a competitive nonselective phosphodiesterase inhibitor with relatively little activity as a nonselective adenosine receptor antagonist.
 
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@Mego Thanks. That trick with `Yu@\` is neat, too. May I use it in my answer? Oop, it doesn't save bytes. Never mind
 
I like how media inflates numbers. But how the hell do you get from 800,000 to 80 Million...
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@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ ?
 
Enprofylline (3-Propylxanthine) is a xanthine derivative used in the treatment of asthma, which acts as a bronchodilator. It acts primarily as a competitive nonselective phosphodiesterase inhibitor with relatively little activity as a nonselective adenosine receptor antagonist. == References... ==
 
1:23 PM
Y u postin ;_;
 
@mınxomaτ Since that page looks like Marky wrote it, I'm not terribly surprised they got the number wrong.
 
@mınxomaτ dyslexic journalists wouldn't surprise me
 
hello world in logy: main[Args] -> puts["Hello, World!"];
 
@mınxomaτ Where's your original post, again?
 
@Geobits Actually I think it's something unique to the automatic chinese translations. AFAIK they have another "thousand separator" system than english.
 
1:24 PM
nvm it's linked from one of the articles
 
Yeah, they generally group every four digits AKAIK
 
@mınxomaτ The trouble is, by linking to that crazy article, we may have given them ad revenue
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ There's also updates: 255.wf
 
So it might have been 80 myriad(?)
 
@TùxCräftîñg does main[Args] -> puts[Args]; work the way I think?
 
1:25 PM
yes, it print the arguments
 
@Geobits Looking at the google results for "minxomat", that seems to be the case.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Vi.golf.ko - Kernel module golf code-golf A Linux-specific challenge. Implement a Linux kernel module which printks Hello world upon loading in some compiled language. Source file, linker scripts and command lines, Makefile content (if any) are all counted towards the byte score. You may expe...

 
@mınxomaτ That domain name has too much entropy for me to remember :P
 
The blog originally was at 255.255.255.255.wf, but I got tired of typing that. And 255 is pretty easy to remember, for me at least.
 
@TùxCräftîñg ...all OO languages do that?
 
1:28 PM
...
 
(Also, the dump has 796,268 IPs as opposed to the first article's 796,578 IPs; did some sysadmins force you to remove theirs?)
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ 255.wf/2016-09-25-openftp4-new-data-dump . I did a second scan.
 
Yes. More servers that are (actually) available instead of responding with 5XX.
 
recursive factorial: f[X] -> if X < 2 & 1 else X * f[X - 1];
 
(at least it should work, the interpreter is not yet working)
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Also: reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/53cor1/…
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@mınxomaτ what was the time difference between the two scans? i wonder if some timezone woke up and turned their servers on
 
I know that some things occurred. I tracked the traffic changes before doing the second scan. Then the whole US govt "Fear" ""hack"" fiasco happened, too.
 
@mınxomaτ So it's been you all along, not the Russians, huh?
 
1:32 PM
Social engineering the russians is the art.
 
...yup, definitely making sysadmins angry
 
See, I can't index the US servers directly (legally). But I can post a list of IPs and let someone else do the work. They publish the data, I can use it, and they feel "cool".
And some sysadmins fixed their stuff. I think that worked out pretty great.
@Quill No my probing tools were a bit more sophisticated.
 
fair enough
 
CMC: Make a gift of a storage medium with a bit of the Internet. :P
 
1:38 PM
>a gift of a storage medium
Uhm, what now?
 
CMC: Challange us with a proper CMC
I'm bored ;_;
 
@betseg Join the Google Translate Community. You will always have something to do :-)
 
CMC:
> Enter a number and have the program generate PI up to that many decimal places. Keep a limit to how far the program will go.
 
@mınxomaτ i did, it's boring
 
@mınxomaτ Is it basically google getting translations of things for free?
 
1:41 PM
So what?
Why not contribute for better translations. After all, you don't have to.
 
They could at least give virtual green points
 
They do.
There's a badge/award system.
 
@zyabin101 #include <math.h>␊main(c,v)char**v;{printf("%.*f",atoi(v[1]),M_PI);}
 
Limit?
@Quill exempt
 
1:44 PM
How long does M_PI even stay accurate?
 
M_PI PI 3.14159265358979323846
 
as long as the FPU permit
 
Not very long
 
f[&0] -> 1;
f[&1] -> 1;
f[X] -> X * f[X - 1];
^ 'functional' factorial in Logy
 
@zyabin101 Can I use base-16?
 
1:46 PM
⁉⁉⁉
 
@TùxCräftîñg Do you need the 1 case?
 
@betseg -._(._.)_.-
 
@Geobits idk
most of the time i see it
 
@TùxCräftîñg Yet another new lang?
 
1:46 PM
ye
 
@betseg Well, you can.
 
@TùxCräftîñg Without it, you should still get f[1] = 1 * 1
 
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@Sherlock9 It's not shorter, but it's cleaner :P
 
Hahaha, fair enough :D May I use it then?
 
Anonymous
Of course
 
Anonymous
1:49 PM
All my code is MIT licensed, unless stated otherwise
 
Thank you very much :D
Oh should I mention the license in my answer?
I forget how the MIT license works
 
@Mego Holy cow, we don't have an LCM challenge?
That's kinda surprising.
 
Anonymous
@TimmyD We will soon. I sandboxed one :P
 
@ConorO'Brien I meant that too. But, the post I linked says The only exception to this rule is using a programming language (or a feature thereof) that was implemented after the challenge was posted., which, I perceive as Newer language versions than the challenge are not subject to this rule.Erik the Golfer 59 secs ago
please help. I don't have the relevant meta on hand
 
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@ConorO'Brien Done (this is what you were looking for)
 
Erik already linked to that, but interpreted it differently.
Specifically, he's claiming that "The only exception to this rule is using a programming language (or a feature thereof) that was implemented after the challenge was posted." exempts the entire subpoint "Answers that produce correct results, but break a rule of the challenge, ignore parts of the spec or violate a loophole.".
Rather than the exception only applying to the "newer languages" rule.
 
You're reading too much into that wording. The "only exception" portion is specifically addressing this ruling -- answers must still comply with every other portion of the challenge. Here, the challenge explicitly requires ASCII source code, which Jelly does not have. — TimmyD 1 min ago
 
Can people with the privilege to VTD just do that?
 
Do the downvotes not get the point across enough? Why does it need to be deleted atm?
I'd say at least give him time to understand why it's invalid, not just throw some comments at him and delete within minutes:
> If the answer is invalid without the poster's knowledge, it shouldn't be deleted without notifying the poster first and giving him some time to fix his mistake.
 
2:14 PM
Hm, okay.
Though it's unlikely that can be fixed, Jelly pretty much inherently breaks the rules.
 
Most likely, yes.
 
umm
@TimmyD I'm trying to build up an ASCII file that Jelly can read, using the Jelly encoding (i.e. in ASCII representation, it will have unprintables). — Erik the Golfer 1 min ago
 
Hmm
 
I guess props for trying.
I'd be shocked if Jelly can do that task without getting into the >127 range, but, sure, give it a go.
 
Welcome, Opener of Doors
 
2:27 PM
 
2:38 PM
Err, I think Erik still doesn't understand.
 
He deleted it, but I'm not sure if he gets it.
 
@Mego thanks :D
 
@ConorO'Brien That's the same post that Erik linked, just using a different interpretation.
 
oh. I assumed he was linking something not useful
 
-_-
You didn't even click it?
 
2:45 PM
Wow. Bad form dragon.
 
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Question: If A has one or more close votes as dupe of B, and B gets closed as a dupe of A, do the A->B dupe votes disappear?
 
yes iirc
wait no
you can't close B as a dupe of A iirc, the system doesn't let you vote to close as dupe of a closed/pending question
 
Right but A isn't closed yet, just has some close votes.
I'm not sure the pending votes count.
 
yeah, I still think you can't close as dupe of a pending close question
 
2:49 PM
I'm trying to search meta, but having problems with the search terms.
 
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@Geobits Yes, that's what I mean. It would seem silly to keep the A->B dupe votes if B gets closed as a dupe of A.
 
Anonymous
I suppose we'll find out shortly
 
Talking about the excel meta thing?
 
Anonymous
Yep
 
Yes, they definitely go away then
 
Anonymous
2:51 PM
Good, that part of the SE system is sane :P
 
Anonymous
I'm assuming that A->B dupe votes can't be cast if B is closed as a dupe of A
 
I recently got hold of a small collection of natural language. Well, about 150 TB to be exact. If someone plans a large scale language project or needs data for research, drop me an email.
 
@Mego Correct:
 
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@Geobits Yay
 
@mınxomaτ What kind of language? Emails, spoken dialog, texts, chat, etc?
 
2:54 PM
@Geobits TNB archive.
 
halp how to do math in prolog
 
@Geobits Mainly large chunks of the internet. Language-agnostic.
 
Mego sandboxing the LCM question reminded me. Any feedback on this, besides what's in the comments that I have had time to edit in yet? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/10092/47581
 
@TimmyD Not at 150TB, that's for sure :P
 
Maybe if it follows Onebox'd links.
and also includes images.
and videos.
 
2:55 PM
and padding
 
One also needs a Amazon EMR account (or any other MapReduce cluster service) to process that data.
 
I don't have anything planned at the moment, but I'll keep it in mind.
 
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@Sherlock9 Nope. The only issue I see is what Stewie mentioned. Other than that, it looks fantastic.
 
compiling pattern matching to ruby is a pain
 
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@mınxomaτ Well if I get the Google job, I'll certainly have access to enough processing power :P
 
2:57 PM
@Geobits It's only about 6 billion pages. The text was extracted automatically. About two billion can be searched in real time, but a MR job is needed for the whole set.
 
Anonymous
> only about 6 billion pages
 
That's not that much.
 
It's enough to stay busy for a while ;)
 
@Mego Thank you very much :D
 
Google now claims to hold "100 million Gigabytes" of website data. In a few slides from 2011 (afaik) they listed 11 billion or so indexed web pages (HTTP).
 
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3:01 PM
@mınxomaτ I wouldn't be surprised, given how much real estate they own for server farms
 
And they are working on Power9 servers.
 
@DJMcMayhem you remember your photo? the one that @zyabin101 wallpaper'd? here, a similar one from Mars i.imgur.com/V6eqcNL.jpg
 
Anonymous
One of the devs I talked to in my interviews described Google as a "money hose". Essentially, they have such a grotesque amount of revenue constantly coming in that they can afford to throw money at projects that may or may not work out. The budget for projects is essentially limitless - as long as you can justify the need for funds, you'll almost certainly get them.
 
@betseg That's a hoax. It's clearly just Arizona :P
 
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Another dev called Google "the biggest start-up in the world"
 
3:04 PM
Well...
 
@Mego That sounds exactly like what I picture of Google from the outside. It's the only way I can explain the number of new products they start and trash.
I still can't figure out what they're doing with Messenger/Hangouts/Allo/Duo :/
 
Anonymous
Despite being one of the largest companies on the planet, it still has that start-up feel in its offices (of which there are about a hundred iirc).
 
@Mego looks at Hangouts, Messenger, Allo, Duo checks out
 
I still don't understand what's so great about Power8/9. I mean, you can already have absurd amounts of threads using ARMv8/9. And ARM servers are the cheapest around.
 
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Everybody there was very casual. Beards, t-shirts, and jeans everywhere. You couldn't tell an intern from the CEO based on their clothes.
 
3:06 PM
They didn't show you the slave basement yet?
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@Geobits They have the revenue stream to gamble on those high-risk high-reward projects that smaller companies wouldn't dare touch
 
Anonymous
@Geobits No, but I did see the hamsters running their local servers
 
'uge hamsters. The very best hamsters. Everyone says so.
 
A tip btw: A 4x2GHz / 8G ARM server is currently < $6 per month: runabove.com/armcloud.xml
 
Anonymous
3:07 PM
Huge, jacked hamsters. Their diet consists of vegetables, protein powder, and copious amounts of anabolic steroids.
 
@orlp Oh, that's very nice.
 
Anonymous
@orlp That's an 8-bit game artist's dream
 
That was definitely my first thought, too :)
The voxel implementation is nice too though.
 
@betseg that's really pretty
 
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3:13 PM
@Geobits Does Google know you took a picture of one of their server PSUs?
 
I'm sure they do now.
 
@Dennis Congrats on the sixth digit on your rep, and thanks for everything you do around here! You are one of the people that makes this site awesome.
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(Was I the first?)
 
If they'd known at the time, I doubt I'd be alive and/or walking around free.
 
Anonymous
When people steal Google's secrets, they turn them into the hamsters
 
TFW your program has an exit code of 0 9/10 times but the other 1 time returns 3221226525 for some reason.
 
3:15 PM
@Mego Are you sure you're allowed to be saying this? Sounds like you may find yourself turned into a hamster soon.
@Yodle 90% success rate. That's really good in some fields :P
 
It's weird cause it actually ran correctly, just crashed upon exiting somehow
 
@Yodle This would be surprising to me if anyone else wrote it :P
 
This is something you wrote?
 
Might be an unclosed connection >_> testing it again now.
 
@Mego Are you allowed to divulge this information?
 
Anonymous
3:18 PM
@Poke Of course! It's public knowledge.
 
I need to read their TOS again...
 
@Geobits Yes, but a lot of it was rewritten from someone else's solution previously. I just made it more maintainable and better. For instance, if his encountered an error, a message box would pop up with the text "Something happen." Needless to say, people didn't know what that meant.
 
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Biggest lie on the internet: "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions"
 
@Yodle Ah yes. "exit code 3221226525" is much clearer to most users ;)
 
@Mego What about "I confirm that I'm at least 18 years of age"?
 
3:19 PM
Haha, that was a different problem :P
 
@Geobits Get it to only error 1 in 20 and that's good enough for statistics.
 
Not everything uses 95% confidence intervals
 
True, but plenty do.
 
@Geobits I did come across that, but tbh I'm not worried so much about the exit code right now. Got some issues going on with execution that are more important to figure out.
 
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3:24 PM
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Q: Yes, of course I'm an adult!

Kevin CruijssenI think we've all done this as a kid: some websites require a minimum age of 18, so we just add a few years to the year of birth and voilà, we 'are' 18+. In addition, for most rides at amusement parks the minimum height to enter is 1.40 meters (here in The Netherlands it as at least). Of course t...

 
@Yodle 3221226525 > 255, the largest possible error code on Unix.
But I'm sure most computers/compilers cut it to the lower 8 bits.
 
@zyabin101 unix error codes are uint8_t?
on windows they are 32/64 bit
 
@_@
 
also larger than the max 32 bit integer
 
ie it's not uncommon to have a error code like 123748950
 
Anonymous
3:27 PM
Is your OS 64-bit?
 
Anonymous
(hint: it probably is)
 
It is :P, but I have no idea about whoever else will be using it
 
Anonymous
If run on a 32-bit OS, the exit code will just be that mod 2**32
 
@Mego My OS is Android, and I'm sure Android apps can't produce error codes.
 
3:29 PM
they can
 
Except the terminal part of it.
 
cuz linux kernel
error codes are the way application crashes are detected i think
 
You can certainly System.exit(code) on Android, but it's a bit flaky.
 
I did throw in some custom error codes into mine, but none that are that one.
 
It doesn't always clear the activity stack, for instance, so sometimes you just end up at the launch activity instead of the home screen like you'd expect.
 
Anonymous
3:31 PM
Well, actually, 3221226525 is a 32-bit unsigned int. It will probably get converted to a 32-bit signed int (so -1073740771)
 
@LuisMendo @betseg @zyabin101 @DJMcMayhem Thank you! :)
 
You are welcome :D
 
wat is a 'superclass mismatch' in ruby o_O
 
Congratulations / And celebrations / On your exciting / New reputation :D
 
wait i found
 
3:34 PM
@TùxCräftîñg I don't know, but google autocompleted it once I got to "ruby supe"
 
it's when i try to change the superclass of a ruby class
ruby dont really like
 
sounds legit
 
If someone reaches a milestone rep and gets congratulated then someone downvotes them a bunch, will we congratulate them again when they reach the same milestone a second time?
I volunteer myself when I reach a milestone
for this social experiment
 
Well you just hit the 391 milestone (congrats btw). Should we start downvoting now?
 
Do what you feel
Thanks :]
I can now comment on revisions or something
 
3:39 PM
Just wait till you get to 500 and can edit people's comments.
 
that'll be dope
need to think of a dank new challenge
 
Pls don't edit my comments
 
spice it up with some memes
only your comments, @Yodle
 
I've got an idea I'm working on in the sandbox involving time zones/time conversion between countries
 
Oh god, time zones. Shoot me now.
 
3:41 PM
^ this
 
That's why I need some golfed code to help me convert :D
 
Just dealing with DST already has my mind in a pickle
 
That's because DST is just plain dumb.
 
I think I'm going to have DST ignored for this challenge, since it just overly complicates everything
 
Even if DST was adopted by the entire world so there weren't seasonal shifts between zones, it would still be dumb.
 
3:42 PM
@Yodle Are you also going to exclude timezones with a 30 minute offset?
 
Idunno, haven't gotten that far yet. bbl
 
G.G
 
"conversion between countries" - just keep in mind a lot of countries span more than one zone.
 
@Geobits Including the one you live in, @Yodle
hmm not quite what i wanted from the reply to post option
it'll work
DST is ending soon, though
so that's a thing
Can't wait to be back in the good ole EST
 
For a few months. It's odd that here at least, DST lasts longer than standard time :/
 
3:45 PM
That is odd...
 
Not even just a bit longer either. It's like eight months to four.
 
@Dennis Congrats on 100k! :)
 
Yay, @Dennis!
 
Good gravy, I wish @Yodle luck with the time zone challenge. I mean, There's an entire (lengthy) Wiki article about only Time in Indiana, let alone the gigantic mess that the rest of the world presents.
 
Jeez that looks way too complicated. We should just drop timezones completely and all use UTC
 
3:54 PM
Indeed.
 
Also the proposed SI time units
One day is 10 hours, one hour is 100 mins, one min is 100 sec
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

steenberghthis is my first question. Feedback much appreciated: code-golfascii-art I'm tired, but I can't seem to fall asleep. Make me sleep by helping me count sheep. Given an input N (positive integer), make N sheep jump over an ascii fence, like this: o |-| ──|-|── 0 o|-| ──|-|── 0 o |-| ...

 

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