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@El'endiaStarman Oh. Well, I usually post them in pairs
 
@NathanMerrill You should include stuff like ninjenga
 
@LuisMendo Yes, only few people know that carets are actually gregarious animals.
 
10:01 PM
All this talk of carrots carets makes me want to post more of them.
 
This query counts how often people have used any number of carets, but with no other characters, in their messages.
 
How recent is that? Do my last couple carets count towards it?
 
10:08 PM
At the end it says Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottle of beer on the wall.
Should be 99 bottles
 
thx
oh it says 1 bottles :/
 
@DJMcMayhem Nope. I have yet to set up a script that continues to update the database.
 
But when was the last update?
 
If I have that binary | is x divides y, what should unary | be?
 
10:10 PM
@DJMcMayhem Earlier today.
 
What language is this?
 
@ConorO'Brien x is prime?
 
@ConorO'Brien How about absolute value?
 
Sorry, I mean sign.
-1, 0 or 1
 
10:12 PM
@LuisMendo that's a nice one... of all the nice suggestions, it has the highest relevance to modulus
thanks!
 
@ConorO'Brien :-) "Division" immediately made me think of that
 
@flawr The LIMIT 25 is actually not really needed. There's only a few more than 25 people that have posted rick-rolls.
 
2 mins ago, by DJMcMayhem
What language is this?
 
If an answer doesn't meet the challenge specs it should be deleted, according to our criterion. The author has been notified that the answer fails to meet a spec and hasn't solved it or deleted the question. Should I flag for mod attention?
In case it matters, it's this answer:
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A: Exploded view of a string

Dan BronJ, 4 bytes ]/.~ Example: ]/.~ 'Ah, abracadabra!' A h , aaaaa bb rr c d ! ]/.~ '\o/\o/\o/' \\\ ooo /// Explanation J is an array oriented language. All data (which are termed nouns in J parlance) are understood to be arrays, and all operations consu...

 
goo.gl/3LRHXU this is correct? (couldnt copy the real address, it was too long)
 
10:20 PM
@LuisMendo yep
 
@LuisMendo tbf the author may not have had time to respond
the last edit was 2 hours before the problem was brought up
 
I think I did this right: messages with the most replies.
 
@flawr Thanks
 
w00t #2
 
@ConorO'Brien Well, it's been 4 days since the problem was brought up, and the user has been "seen 3 ours ago" according to his profile info
 
10:23 PM
@El'endiaStarman woo-hoo, 4th place!
 
@LuisMendo true. they could have forgotten. it wouldn't be too hard to bring it up again
 
0
A: "99 Bottles of Beer"

Releasing Helium NucleiS.I.L.O.S, 360 bytes a=97 def q print z bottle v beer L Line g wall x IntNoLine h the c around qL 99 zs of v on h g, 99 zs of v. lbls q Take one down and pass it c, a+1 qx a qL zs of v on h g. qx a q zs of v on h g, qx a qL zs of v. a-2 if a s qL Take one down and pass it c, 1 z of v on h g...

 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Are you Beta Decay?
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev no
 
10:30 PM
i was @betseg, probably will be @betseg again
 
I guess that's @βετѧΛєҫαγ
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev I asked that a while ago. Technically he would be alpha decay, but whatever
 
^^ :-)
 
if:

n % k = n % k
(-n) % k = k - (n % k)

what does n % -k mean
 
Nobody agrees.
 
10:33 PM
really? :/
 
@ConorO'Brien I recommend to implement % such that it results in nonnegative numbers.
 
main() {printf("%d %d %d %d\n", 8%5, 8%(-5), (-8)%5, (-8)%(-5));}
/* In C: 3 3 -3 -3 */

print(8%5, 8%(-5), (-8)%5, (-8)%(-5))
# In Python: 3 -2 2 -3
 
In Matlab there are two similar functions, mod and rem, which differ precisely in that:
>> mod([8 8 -8 -8], [5 -5 5 -5])
ans =
     3    -2     2    -3
>> rem([8 8 -8 -8], [5 -5 5 -5])
ans =
     3     3    -3    -3
 
Haskell makes the exact same distinction, looks like.
 
10:38 PM
TIL 2 ground cherry pits contain enough cyanide to kill you. o_O
 
@LuisMendo TIL=)
 
dont chew and youll be ok
 
@flawr I hardly ever use rem
 
is /= a thing in ruby?
 
10:39 PM
   mod =: |~
   8 8 _8 _8 mod 5 _5 5 _5
3 _2 2 _3
in J
@flawr are there any such implementations?
 
@El'endiaStarman ಠ_ಠ
 
@El'endiaStarman You still need to fix the transcriptAnalyzer_ prefix
 
@peopleWhoKnowMoreAboutSEThanMe If I award a bounty before the 1 week period is up, will it stay featured the full week?
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ I'm actually not sure I can.
 
10:41 PM
@DJMcMayhem No. The question is featured exactly when the bounty is active.
 
Looks like Java’s % is C-like.
 
@ConorO'Brien I forgot that the second argument can be negative
 
Negative numbers are not my thing. They make things difficult
3
 
Any CMCs? I have nothing better to do with my life right now
 
10:43 PM
IMO, more languages should have a Nat type
 
For natural numbers
 
Well, coq has nat
 
10:43 PM
@Lynn Let the war begin: With or without 0?
 
@flawr Natural numbers don't include 0. Whole numbers do.
 
From a mathy standpoint I'd always argue against 0.
 
@El'endiaStarman I've posted a couple, and they aren't included in that list
 
@El'endiaStarman In german "whole" numbers are usually the integers.
 
10:44 PM
Further support: "whole" sounds like "hole", and "0" looks like a hole.
 
Inductive nat : Set :=
  | O : nat
  | S : nat -> nat.
 
That's how I learned it too (in the US)
 
@NathanMerrill My query looks for "CMC:" with anything after that. How did you type yours?
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ CMC: given a list of strings, join them by the natural numbers. E.g., ["a", "b", "cd"] => "a0b1cd" and ["hello", "world", "how", "are", "you"] => "hello0world1how2are3you
 
10:45 PM
@Lynn I see we have a fellow coq user
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ true : bool~
 
Oh you're not talking about coq au vin?
 
@NathanMerrill Actually, you've posted one. People who have posted CMCs (not truncated).
 
@El'endiaStarman that's by a freaking large margin
 
@Lynn So the unnat. numbers must be {0,-1,-2,...}
 
10:47 PM
> LeakyNun 63
wow
 
I really need to establish the expression of unnatural numbers (as rational vs irrational)
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei tbh he's reposted the same challenge like 7 times
 
Why did nobody ever do this so far?
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Yeah, they're apparently CMC-happy... :P
 
@flawr Unnatural numbers for me would be all of ℂ \ ℕ
 
10:48 PM
@ConorO'Brien so, 9 challenges total?
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ Why do you base it on the complex numbers?
 
@ConorO'Brien That doesn't really account for how they have more than the next four people.
 
the irrational numbers are usually still real?
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei re-read that
@El'endiaStarman I never claimed it did :P
 
@flawr Complex numbers are also unnatural
 
10:49 PM
@ConorO'Brien brah its a joke
 
and the term number usually indicates something at most algebraic, but not transcendental...
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Hahahaha! XD ROFL so funny. Not really.
 
@El'endiaStarman Helka 4? That seems wrong.
Are you searching for just CMC?
 
@quartata he usually just says "mini challenge"
 
Yeah.
 
10:50 PM
Of course, you could easily take ω₁ \ ℕ...
 
Usually he does his with Chat mini-challenge:
 
@quartata ^CMC:.*$ in regex notation.
 
const mod = (n, k) =>
    n < 0 ? k - mod(-n, k) : k < 0 ? -mod(n, -k) : n % k;
I've ended up going with this
 
The concept of equivalence classes would be cool too=)
 
@ConorO'Brien Mathematica, 43 bytes: ""<>ToString/@#~Riffle~Range[0,Length@#-2]&
 
10:52 PM
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Q: Simple integer operation calculator

Dmitry KudriavtsevImplement a simple integer operation scriptable calculator. Concept The accumulator starts at 0 and has operations performed on it. At the end of the program output the value of the accumulator. Operations: + adds 1 to the accumulator - subtracts 1 from the accumulator * multiplies the accum...

 
CMC: Print a "fan" of length N. Example for '1': _\|/_
 
Wait, that still puts Helka at 4
 
Here lemme try some different variations
 
10:52 PM
example for two:
 
ok, from now on, we need to start organizing our posts for better queries. If you are posting a CMC, ensure that "CMC:" is the first text in your post. If you are going to :message ping somebody, ensure you include their @name
 
@quartata Yeah, although it bumped Leaky Num up to 120. :P
@NathanMerrill Hahahaha.
 
That puts Helka at a hefty 75.
 
That would only help you for the most recent days, not the three years prior.
 
@ConorO'Brien {eeWf%)1<+s} in CJam; probably a shorter way
 
10:54 PM
I'd also like to organize a "chat cleanup crew" that will retroactively clean up and format chat appropriately
 
@quartata Yeah, that's definitely a lot better.
 
@El'endiaStarman For future reference, where x ~* is regex match
More flexible than like
 
@NathanMerrill Become a mod, then feel free to edit 922k+ messages. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman wow, we say "k" more than "ok"
 
@ConorO'Brien 2sable, 5 bytes: `vyN}\`
 
10:55 PM
@quartata Yup, I knew that. I have PostgreSQL's page on pattern matching open in another tab. :P
 
wtf
 
@El'endiaStarman Oh, haha
 
@Adnan never get how people can do that
 
Oh, by the way, the fuzzystrmatch extension should be available for you to use.
 
@El'endiaStarman Can you figure out the last 24h period with no activity in TNB?
 
10:56 PM
I mean information theory and all
@flawr ^^
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC can do what?
 
@Adnan complex program -> five bytes
 
Is it still called 11ing if I edit more than 11 messages?
 
@flawr I think that may actually not be possible since the database has no record of missing days.
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I think a very good strategy in golfing is searching for an easier approach
 
10:57 PM
@Adnan hm, yes.
 
Well, SQL is Turing complete I believe, so it should be possible. Just really hard. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman select each unique day, then do Select * from range() where not in (unique days)
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC That's just because most of the "encodings" we use in real life are not very sophisticated (optimized for simplicity and speed, not size). English for instance only really contains 1.2 bits of information per letter while ASCII encodes it with 7 bits
 
@NathanMerrill Sounds like you already know how to write the query. Do it!
 
psh, no
 
10:59 PM
@quartata yeah, 8**5 is a lot of programs
 
@NathanMerrill ಠ_ಠ
 
5 bytes = 256^5 = 1099511627776 programs, not 8^5
 
virus total gives you a record of behavior by running the virus/not virus in a VM
 
0
Q: Simple integer operation calculator

Dmitry KudriavtsevImplement a simple integer operation scriptable calculator. Concept The accumulator starts at 0 and has operations performed on it. At the end of the program output the value of the accumulator. Operations: + adds 1 to the accumulator - subtracts 1 from the accumulator * multiplies the accum...

 
impromptu codegolf:
shortest fork bomb.
 
11:03 PM
VTC malicious code.
 
@El'endiaStarman it's a chat message
 
Also, you could probably find the answer somewhere in chat or on the internet.
 
also VMs and anybobdy can write a fork bomb
it's a fun chat excercise
 
%0|%0 is a classic in Windows Batch.
 
@NewMainPosts you were ninja;d
In TI-BASIC, it's like 23 bytes, including header: prgmA
 
11:05 PM
@ConorO'Brien Wayyy before. Dmitry probably just missed the bot.
 
Can we put “ninja’d” in the messages that add nothing to the conversation list?
 
I don't think it's being done that often
 
It absolutely is. Look at yesterday’s results. ↑
 
nvm, I'm just not here for it
by that reasoning "hello" should be classified as "adding nothing to the conversation"
 
@Lynn {_,(,\.\} or something similar should work
 
11:09 PM
 
@El'endiaStarman you are the sql ninja
let's not ban every single fun meme
3
 
@El'endiaStarman now look at that, those days are long behind us!
 
60-80% of ppcg chat is idle chatter
which is also very fun
which is why I like this chatroom
we have more ninja'd every day
 
@El'endiaStarman put in viz area for graph?
 
11:12 PM
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC It’s pretty annoying to me. I guess that’s why I’m not around very often
 
@El'endiaStarman greetings per day. (updated)
 
@Lynn fun chatter about spanish, random happenings on le internet, etc.
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I haven't yet worked out a template to use for graphing over time.
 
@El'endiaStarman le starman w/ le cool things on le *.starmaninnovations.com
 
PINEAPPLES ARE OVERRATED
4
 
11:14 PM
Yeah, I'm considering making the URL bar change when you run a query.
 
@El'endiaStarman that would be nice
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I mean, that stuff is actual content. “Ninja’d” adds nothing, though: I can tell when two people type the same thing.
 
@Lynn I agree, but ninja'd adds charm
 
@ConorO'Brien Wow, Aug 26 was a chatty day. :P
 
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Q: Lucas Vs. The Garage Door Remote

WallyWestDisclaimer While I know there is this particular related question, my question uses two garage doors, a randomizing component, and I'm also basing this on real life events, seeing my son accidentally lowered one of said garage doors whilst I was walking out of the garage last week... Nothing lik...

 
11:16 PM
@ConorO'Brien HERETIC
 
Pineapple fanta is just great though.
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Maybe the first couple dozen times, but we’re coming up to two-thousand ;_;
3
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You'll be waiting for a while. I have a lot of things to do. I might show off a small build with some of the features soon though.
 
@ConorO'Brien You're not a feed bot
 
11:17 PM
@Lynn TWO THOUSAND NINJA'DS!
 
I like Quarkhack actually because it fits in with something else I have in mind
 
Also, @uoɥ, your username is ridiculously hard to ping.
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC No it doesn't.
 
@quartata what's that interesting thing?
 
11:18 PM
@quartata pls tell
 
qnethack?
Why is it named after Nethack
 
@quartata modded nethack
 
@ASCII-only I feed myself sometimes. Does that count?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I haven't quite put it all together yet.
 
@ASCII-only it is nethack with a mod basically
@quartata okay, keep me updated on your status
 
11:19 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Is it written from scratch or modded from nethack?
 
Every day, I dreamt of becoming a feed bot. You cannot stifle my calling!!!!
 
@ASCII-only I just named it that after dNetHack
 
@ASCII-only modded
 
@ASCII-only Modded from NetHack. It's a fork I'm working on
 
@quartata dnethack is pretty fun. have you tried it?
 
11:20 PM
Yeah.
My plans are pretty ambitious I'll freely admit. I suspect that when I'm completely done there will be more new content than in SLASH'EM
 
Luckily a lot of the new content will be easy. Nethack makes some things easy and other things hard
I'm starting with the hard things first
 
@quartata TBH, dNethack probably has more changes. It completely restructured the mid/end game
 
Next time I get into NetHack again I will work on fnethack.
 
11:23 PM
goddamnit
 
Missing the small cap folk
 
y u do dis ;_;
@quartata i think i'm the only one left
conor gave up
 
@quartata That's because they do have alphabetic characters in their username.
 
Ah.
 
@El'endiaStarman oic
 
11:25 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you stole a Downgoat line!
 
can you do one with any non-ascii?
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ye
 
@Lynn are you still mauris on IRC?
 
Okay, I could have just done [^\x20-\x7e] I guess
Oh, no, that repo is just dead. x_x
 
looks like I'm the only regular small-capper
 
11:26 PM
Yeah, everyone else changed their names to more chat-friendly ones
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I thought she was still noodl on IRC. I could be wrong though
 
I should probably update the README to mention this, but… I’m planning to just “start over”, basing myself on NetHack 4 instead of vanilla.
 
hey, in the stock market, computers will often have sample bids to see if anybody will bite. Do you guys know what these are called?
 
I’m lynn on freenode these days.
 
11:27 PM
This does include a lot of people with justifiable accents.
 
(I was lucky to grab a hold of that. GitHub too)
 
I should start using Git for this, I keep finding myself having to revert back to the original source on some files
 
@quartata on that GitKraken seems to make git more bearable
clicky gui for us nerds who always hack away at our terminals :P
 
Don't really need/like GUI clients
 
11:30 PM
@quartata what about GitHub? ;_;
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Not citool?
citool is fine, plus it comes with git
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC That's different. That's just a remote that happens to let me edit quick things on mobile :P
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC GUI + terminals = doesn't make sense
 
@ASCII-only only for git commit
@ASCII-only eh, sometimes git is really complex sometimes
 
Plus, GitHub and Atlassian have their own GUIs
 
11:31 PM
github has a terminal interface
 
you mean normal git?
 
@Liam no, hub.
 
I don't think you can use github only stuff (like fork) through a terminal interface
 
terminal add-on to github
 
@quartata Remind me, how to I connect to nethack SSH?
 
11:32 PM
@Liam yes you can, with hub
 
@DJMcMayhem ssh nethack@nethack.alt.org
 
hmm that's pretty cool
 
You can also telnet
 
windows!
 
well yeah, you can also use python to click the buttons for you
 
11:33 PM
Ah, thanks. You should post that in the nethack room so I can star it so I don't need to pester you again
 
@Liam but the script is already made
 
I know, I was talking about the telnet response
 
Um
dospit() (handle spit attacks)
is in polyself.c
What
I mean, I kinda get it
Since #monster is handled there
But then regular monsters call it like that too
 
Oooh, an armor dealership
 
Be right back, going to shake my head and make a face like a cat that just ate a lemon for 5 minutes
2
@DJMcMayhem Shops will hideously rip you off
But you can try to sell some things if you want
 
11:37 PM
How? When I move to him it tries to attack him
WTF is a zorknid?
 
@quartata handle spit attacks? who's spitting on you?
 
That's the currency.
@DJMcMayhem Actually it's prompting because it's a peaceful human
 
But I only have gold pieces
 
Pick up the item and then hit p to pay
@DJMcMayhem Yeah, the naming is inconsistent....
One of the minor things I'll fix
 
spit everywhwere!
 
11:37 PM
So gold pieces == zorknid?
 
Yes
Well, OK. Technically a gold piece has a value of 1 zorknid
So zorknid is an abstract currency in that regard
But it's still weird
 
Shit, a mimic...
 
@DJMcMayhem They swing very slowly.
 
Do you think I can kill it?
 
I'll spectate you one second
 
11:39 PM
fuck this
 
Generally the strategy is to attack and back up once every 4 turns
 
@quartata where is he? can I have link?
 
He's DJMcMayhem on NAO.
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev What?
 
No link
 
11:40 PM
i had a septoplasty 2 days ago. I still haven't recovered from the anesthesia and I have had to change drip pads 10 times today
This sucks
 
Oof.
 
tomorrow they're removing the nasal splint
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev I don't envy you
 
:(
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev ouch. my friend just had one of those. good luck
 
11:41 PM
@DJMcMayhem How many turns has it been since it hit?
 
the drip pad tape has made my cheeks irritated and it hurts to stick them on, but otherwise it dries and it's generally terrible
 
It hasn't hit yet. I haven't moved since I first saw it
 
OK, then attack once. It'll swing this turn but you can't avoid it anyways and you should be able to take it
 
Couldn't I avoid it if I move right?
 
No. It'll swing diagonally
 
11:42 PM
got some afrin, i'll see if that helps
 
Huh? I must have forgotten how that worked...
 
@DJMcMayhem watching you :3
 
\o/
 
OK, now move two units to the right
 
Do you wanna take it to the other room?
 
11:43 PM
i feel like making a blog post about this. idk why.
yesterday i had an unusually strong desire to bake bread
 
@DmitryKudriavtsev you should, it might help people who are about to go through such a surgery
@DJMcMayhem rip
is there a nethack room?
 
@ConorO'Brien I know, so sad...
 
@DJMcMayhem WOAH! what's with the name change!?
 
In nethack?
 
no, your username
 
11:53 PM
Oh. I changed it back ages ago
 
ages for programmers = two days
 
Much more than two days ago.
 
@DJMcMayhem your name is hipster now... :(
 
DJMcHipster, huh? Haven't seen that one yet.
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC According to this, DJMcMayhem changed to that name on Aug 6, 2016.
 
hopefully i recover
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC That's actually my original name.
 
@Geobits see, even Geobits hasn't seen it!
@DJMcMayhem it doesn't sound nerdy...
 
... Does it have to?
 
11:59 PM
@Conot
@ConorO'Brien
 
Hello!
 
So I posted a link to that blog post you told me to write
 
oh, cool! looking @ now
 

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