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7:07 PM
Sad day at the office
 
Oh.. Why?
 
is it possible to write some inline code (with backticks) ending with a space?
 
like` this ?
 
(test ), (test )
 
Just surround it with double backticks
 
7:11 PM
xxxtest xxx
works here but not in an answer
(at least not in the preview)
 
Try a   maybe
 
ok..
 
@aditsu <code>this works in posts </code>
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ooh, great, thanks!
 
Just finished my last day :)
 
7:16 PM
Tomorrow is sacrifice day?
 
You can also use <pre><code>stuff...</code></pre> for leading/trailing empty lines
 
@Shebang Where're you going next?
 
Back to university :P
 
@Mauris i'm in the same boat as you on that atm
i'd like to take the time to understand it eventually
 
@Shebang Ohh. Which uni?
 
7:18 PM
i have to go, won't be online for some hours
 
University of Waterloo ;)
 
Ooh Canadian :D
 
Yep :D
 
Haha what are you going to be doing there?
 
'Body cannot contain "่กจ".' :(
Because who communicates in anything but Western characters, right? Sort of disappointing. Mind is cute.
 
7:29 PM
Which "body" is giving you isssues?
 
My body. It's too hot.
 
I guess feathers can get a bit much in summer
 
The environment is too hot or your body is too hot?
 
looks like we'll have to try for 1k hotness points some other time
 
@Sp3000 The post body?
 
7:32 PM
Yeah, the post body. I found my way around it
 
@Geobits Underneath these feathers is an amazing chiseled bod.
(Totally false, by the way)
 
I've never used a chisel when carving up a bird. That seems ineffective.
 
I thought posts can contain other characters fine, e.g. this
 
Yeah, or like when Jimmy translated chicken into Chinese.
 
OK, weird. Maybe it's a recent thing?
 
7:35 PM
@Geobits I prefer a jigsaw for carving a goose on Christmas day
 
You guys keep butchering my species.
 
Not species
No one eats magpies
 
The species "bird"?
 
Yes ^
 
Aves is a class :P
 
7:36 PM
You're a dinosaur, aren't you?
 
My grandparents were.
 
:23742878 sobbing loudly ;)
 
According to the vet, my cat is long :|
 
I guess that's better than short... right?
 
7:43 PM
is it that long?
 
Well that's, umm, interesting.
 
Well I have no frame of reference
When stretched out my cat's really long
 
Good lord
 
Hahaha scarf cat
Furry boa
 
That thing's got to have some serious back problems.
 
7:50 PM
It looks like its stomach would drag on the ground when it walks :P
 
Apparently he held the world records for both longest cat and longest cat tail.
He was a therapy animal at a senior center.
 
4 foot... That's amazing
 
He passed away in 2013. โˆ.โˆ RIP Mymains Stewart Gilligan.
 
nah, most cats have 4 feet
 
haha
 
7:54 PM
@AlexA. How old?
 
Ooh. Fairly young
 
On a completely unrelated, much less sad note, I made it into the HNQ with my recent primes challenge! Saw myself on the sidebar. B)
 
what do you call the generalisation of bipartite graphs where you have multiple layers instead of just 2 (like the usual structure of a neural network).
 
You've been on there for a while, @Beta, for Fourier strings. Nice :)
 
7:55 PM
it's not k-partite, because in those, each of the partitions can connect to any of the other ones
(instead of just at most two of them)
 
@MartinBรผttner Is this the beginning of a joke?
 
@AlexA. For Fourier? That's cool :)
 
@AlexA. I wish it was
 
I thought it'd be Stop!
 
Q: What do you call the generalization of bipartite graphs where you have multiple layers instead of just 2?
A: Graphs, am I bipart*right*?
(well I tried)
crickets
 
7:59 PM
 
That tumbleweed is moving far too quickly.
Speedweed.
^ sounds like a drug
 
They can get going pretty fast in a desert wind.
 
Haha MarijuanE
 
I'm more surprised that it keeps looping back and forth.
 
Anyone here from the desert?
 
8:03 PM
I've "lived" in deserts for several months at a time on a few occasions, but never "lived" there.
 
@Geobits Afghanistan?
 
@Geobits Cool, where in the desert?
 
Never made it to Afghanistan (luckily). Iraq, Kuwait, and Qatar though. Spent about a month in the middle of nowhere in Nevada, too.
 
Why Nevada?
 
8:05 PM
Training exercises. Boring stuff.
 
Everywhere in Nevada is nowhere
 
including Las Vegas?
 
Well from the outside it's nowhere
 
Vegas isn't nowhere, but it is "in the middle of" nowhere IMO ;)
 
0
Q: Dennis, Doorknob, Martin Büttner, Chris Jester-Young - Pizzeria!

Calvin's HobbiesProgramming Puzzles & Code Golf is about to get a new moderator, Dennis! This challenge is a tribute to him and our other active (or recently active) moderators: Doorknob, Martin Bรผttner, and Chris Jester-Young. The challenge title is meant to be read to the tune of the Pepto Bismol song. Basica...

 
8:07 PM
This is so damn funny:
> The challenge title is meant to be read to the tune of the Pepto Bismol song.
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Yay! Moderators!
 
The mods are all gastric problems now :D
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm not saying why, but you may have posted that a bit too early.
 
@Geobits Haha have you ever driven from Vegas to Arizona? There's some kind of plant halfway along which I have no idea what it is
 
@MartinBรผttner I say we're about to get a new mod
 
8:08 PM
@MartinBรผttner Sounds like shit's going down.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies diarrhea, Yay!
 
?
 
It's Doorknob isn't it ;) @MartinBüttner
 
Let the speculation begin...
 
He's too old now for his status as moderator to be special enough
 
8:10 PM
To me it sounds more like our election was held in vain...
 
It's me isn't it. I'm being elected :D
 
Maybe something... happened... to Dennis.
hides knife
Oof, my computadora is at 1% batterio. Bee are bee.
 
> The pizzas sold by the pizzeria are all rectangular blocks of text.
These pizzas sound terrible. Don't quit your day jobs, mods.
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They sound like the junior school pizzas that buzzfeed bangs on about
 
Umm, @mods? I know I just insulted your pizza, but could one of you edit the 's' out of 'days' for me there? I wouldn't care if it wasn't on the starboard, but ya know... Also, great pizza, 5 stars.
 
8:21 PM
A+++ would pizza again
 
I thought you were supposed to be running out of power... raises eyebrow
@Calvin'sHobbies Why not d for Dennis?
 
@BetaDecay Well I plugged in my laptop. :P
 
Doorknob seems like he should have precedence
 
And E because dEnnis?
 
8:28 PM
I'm happy with that :)
 
> It's mainly a diarrhea rhyming device.
Diarrhea Rhyming Device - new band name
 
There are so many indie/emo band names that would be perfect
I just need to make an indie/emo band now
Is that Geobits' kid in the test images? He seems familiar...
 
Yes it is
 
when I started reading the diar^H^H^H^Hpizza challenge, I imagined something more like this: dpaste.com/1RMYA7G
 
Dr. Devon Bits, PhD
 
8:37 PM
> you need to label each slice with the initial of the mod who gets to eat it to ensure they all share fairly.
No no no, you've got it all wrong. First you make sure the pieces are split up perfectly, exactly evenly, because we definitely don't want any unfair shenanigans going on at all, and then you give the entire pizza to me.
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This is the best thing I've read all day: Once you've accurately labeled each slice, deliver the pizza to the mods with an optional trailing newline.
 
Also, an extra +1 if I could for "The shortest labeler in bites wins."
 
@Sp3000 How does it feel to be the only one in the top row who is not a mod ;)
 
@Dennis That's like the little container of garlic sauce.
 
I think my writing is better than the actual challenge :P
 
8:38 PM
Haha it'll make the HNQ but no one will answer it
 
Time to quit your job and make pizza jokes for a living.
 
Just make sure they're not too cheesy.
 
groans
 
stomach rumbles
 
I likes how "server" works as a gender neutral restaurant worker and a computing term
 
8:40 PM
You mean you don't call your computer servers "waiters" and "waitresses"?
 
? In what way?
Unless all of the turtles in Wales look like children
(Which would be horrifying)
 
The polygons coming up his neck
 
Turtles in whales look eaten
 
@AlexA. Actually, it's the other way around
 
8:44 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Whales don't eat turtles, silly goose.
 
> Killer whales have also been reported to eat many other types of animals including leatherback sea turtles
 
Killer whales as in Orcas?
Orcas eat krill.
 
Yep as in orca as in Shamu
 
Shampoo eats turtle?
 
If you don't use it within a year
It's vicious :P
 
8:46 PM
Gross
 
8:59 PM
D:
 
@Shebang You never answered me ;)
 
0
Q: Do we want an [inside-joke] tag?

Calvin's HobbiesA number of times I've made challenges whose focus or backstory involves specific users or inside jokes from chat or even news about the site, basically things related to what's happening in the PPCG community at large (and not necessarily about programming): Ninjas and Monkeys and Bears, Oh My...

Quick thoughts?
 
I didn't see the message, I was driving :P What was it?
 
Maybe pointless
 
@Shebang What are you going to do in University :)
 
9:03 PM
I'm not sure if one's needed, to be honest. Couldn't it qualify for some sort of meta tag?
I'm doing a transfer term to move into Computer Science :)
 
Aw, I was hoping that you'd be doing a PhD
Then I could call you Dr Shebang
 
Why's that?
Oh, haha
No, I'm only 18 :P
 
But cool either way
I'd love to do CS at a higher level than the standard programming I'm doing in school
 
I wish I had ever taken a CS course. :/
 
How did you get into programming in the first place?
 
9:07 PM
Started making batch files to automate a few tasks when I was ~13
From there learned C#, VB.NET, Java, Python, Racket (in that order)
 
Wbu Alex?
 
@BetaDecay Not quite as good as Dr Decay. Very Marvely.
 
@georgeunix Which Io interpreter did you test it in? The C interpreter seems to require double quotes.
 
@BetaDecay I took a mathematical programming course as part of my math major that taught Python in the context of Sage. Later I took a statistical programming course that taught R and SAS as part of my statistics minor. Then I got a job using SAS (and have since had more jobs using SAS, unfortunately). Everything else I've learned has just been from hobby programming.
Oh I guess before that I used VBA in MS Access for a job when I was about 17-18.
I didn't understand it though.
 
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Q: Do we want an [inside-joke] tag?

Calvin's HobbiesA number of times I've made challenges whose focus or backstory involves specific users or inside jokes from chat or even news about the site, basically things related to what's happening in the PPCG community at large (and not necessarily about programming): Ninjas and Monkeys and Bears, Oh My...

 
9:19 PM
Slightly weird thing: went I visited the URL talking about the inside-joke tag, Chrome for Android told me that the site's SSL certificate doesn't match the URL.
 
@kirbyfan64sos HTTPS issue on meta
 
9:33 PM
@AlexA. vv
22 mins ago, by Dennis
@georgeunix Which Io interpreter did you test it in? The C interpreter seems to require double quotes.
 
Ok
 
I can't test it in the PyPy interpreter because I'm missing a gazillion dependencies.
 
How many zeros in one gazillion?
 
It's 10^boatload.
 
That's a ton of zeros.
 
9:41 PM
Metric, short, or long?
 
depends on the zeros
 
Metric
Or that
 
@aditsu is e* ever not the same as f*?
 
The only string they both match is an empty string.
 
@MartinBüttner compare [1 2 3]3e* and [1 2 3]3f*
 
9:47 PM
oh
sure
ugh... might as well delete mine.
 
no, it's really cool, and it inspired me a little bit
 
well the cool bit has been superseded by a much cooler bit now :P
 
Inspired
Actually that looks more like some Dragon Ball Z about to become blonde stuff.
 
Or a guy's last breath before the Judgement Day blast wave hits.
 
I had so many other nice ideas, unfortunately they don't golf very well...
 
9:58 PM
 
@Doorknob so where is the snowman entry to hello world? ;)
 
And to primes?
 
@AlexA. ok dude, you don't have to do that :p
 
(oh wait, he said he'd do primes over the weekend because he's getting some kind of edumacation or whatevr)
 
@AlexA. I'm working on that right now.
And I'm currently knee-deep inside Snowman internals because segfaults and memory leaks and ugh.
It's always nice when you finally run your program and the first thing you get is a segfault... >_<
 
10:00 PM
Okay, I'll stop replying to each of aditsu's comments with a vaguely related image.
@Doorknob I blame Seg. Clearly it's his fault.
 
"...instead I'll be using unrelated images from now on."
 
What, you said "unrelated images." What did you expect?
more crickets
 
@MartinBüttner When does a rep cap stop in the UK?
 
it's midnight UTC, so 1am for you
 
5pm for me
 
10:15 PM
this is what I really wanted to do: q~"CDEM"L{_,({1$2%{\@@jz}{_,2//\2/@[\]f{~@j}:+}?}{@*a*}?}3jN*
rectangular slices
can be generalized to any power of 2
just thinking whether I should post it...
nah, it's too long and ugly..
 
(I figure it's slightly more acceptable/less annoying if I don't ping @aditsu with it. I could be wrong.)
 
Well this escalated quickly.
 
hmm, the image I posted is made of shades of grey
 
I feel like any GIF I find from 50 Shades of Gray may not be appropriate for this chatroom.
Not that that's stopped a lot of stuff that's been posted in here...
 
10:40 PM
Well anyway...
 
echo
echo
 
echo?
echo?
 
echo !!
 
echo !!
And now the word "echo" looks really weird.
 
11:03 PM
Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo
Echo's always looked weird
 
I've hit the midnight time of absolutely nothing decent to say
G'night
 
user image
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Goodnight!
 
Bahahahhaha
 
g'night
 
11:24 PM
Then there's this
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Q: Can Air planes fly through rainbows?

PhorceI am wondering whether or not it is possible for an air plane to fly through a rainbow, and, if so, does anyone have any pictures or experiences of what you can see? I've always been intrigued by this.

 
What. I just... what.
 
11:50 PM
I finally got to answer another question with Stuck :D
 

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