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9:00 PM
Well after this sudden spamfest did anyone get a chance to compile my C# program on Windows?
 
My mum did
 
@quartata flagged as spam
 
I think it's a Mono problem
@BetaDecay nice meme
 
@quartata Uhh I dunno what you're referring to, but thanks anyway :D
 
he meant nice mom
it was just a typo
 
9:01 PM
@Optimizer No I meant nice meme
 
Anyways, I'm going. I'm freaking out, I need to play a defence lawyer in a mock trial, in French, and it's based on a book, so I lose by default. But I need to win
 
come on dude, same typo again and again?
 
@Zizouz212 What in the world are you talking about
 
This made me spew my Sierra Mist again thanks @Doorknob
 
@quartata The number of times people have posted that here XD
 
9:02 PM
@quartata Classic.
 
@quartata You made a mouth mist from Sierra Mist
@quartata Do you seriously use 8 spaces for indentation?
 
mouth mist sound more like a fit attack
 
@Zizouz212: Les Miserables?
 
@SuperJedi224 There's no court case there... Namely L'Etranger
 
Sounds like he'll be une miserable.
 
9:03 PM
Or The Outsider for you English folks
 
@Zizouz212 Camus?
 
@AlexA. Oui oui!
 
C'est bon!
 
@AlexA. I prefer 8 tabs with chunky peanut butter
 
ratatouille
 
9:04 PM
@Optimizer is a fine dish
 
All these people speaking French...it's like Greek to me!
 
As we are already talking about peanut butter, why not talk about pineapple pizza?
 
(No, actually, it isn't.)
 
@Zizouz212: No, I suppose those judges didn't allow a proper case to be made out of it
 
god, you ruined my rhyme
 
9:05 PM
That's what I'm here for.
 
Too many people posting messages at the same time
 
oui oui, ratatouille
 
@SuperJedi224 I'm supposed to be actually fighting this thing... And it's kind of hard to make a good opening statement when you go before the prosecutor...
Geez
 
*Jeez
 
> Now all my french might seem Greek to you. But that's a good thing
 
9:05 PM
@Zizouz212 Anyway, Bon Chance.
 
@BetaDecay Don't even try
 
@AlexA. MonoDevelop did that not me
 
@SuperJedi224 Merci beaucoup :)
 
I normally use 2 spaces.
 
> because its actually Greek
 
9:06 PM
@Zizouz212 D:
 
19th byte is under DDOS right now
 
I tried to read L'Etranger in French but it turns out my French isn't good enough to make it through an entire novel.
 
Je l'aurai besoin
@AlexA. Mais d'abord, c'est facile!
 
by french people
 
@Zizouz212 Non
 
9:06 PM
C'est ce qui se passe quand vous etes Canadiens :)
 
I once read the laconic version of Les Miserables in french
 
the lag is killing it
 
Then I tried reading the full version in english
Didn't get very far
 
@SuperJedi224 Oh, the English version is really good, mais celle en francais est meilleure!
 
The full version is LONG.
 
9:07 PM
@Zizouz212 What part of Canada? I assume eastern
 
Oh la la
 
@AlexA. Oui, c'est facile. Vous êtes un scrub.
Get gud
 
@AlexA. Je viens du Toronto :)
 
Je mange une pomme.
 
@quartata Then Scrubs Ye Shall Be!
 
9:08 PM
@quartata ಠ_ಠ Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped
3
@flawr Yum
 
@AlexA. lmao
 
Je ne sais pas, je suis touriste.
 
@AlexA. Ripped?
user image
3
 
God your French makes me laugh like crazy
 
@BetaDecay This is a picture of me.
 
9:09 PM
@AlexA. The starred message looks like you're talking to your sock.
 
@Zizouz212 What's wrong with my French?
 
Oct 1 at 20:39, by Alex A.
@ಠ_ಠ is not my sock! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
@quartata 1. C'est anglais. 2. Je parlais a Flawr
 
Non, non, Flawr habite en la Suisse
 
9:10 PM
I think that's right
 
fin
 
@SuperJedi224 Is that German?
 
@Zizouz212 I'm relieved and offended at the same time
 
@Zizouz212 Oui
 
@Zizouz212: Yes, the brain is speaking German. Not French.
 
9:10 PM
Good thing I'm half European :)
 
I was reading the first panel and wondered why you'd post a german comic.
 
@Zizouz212 Half Canadian, half European? :o
 
I think Flawr's french was deliberately made dumb
 
@Zizouz212 They were about the first things we used to learn in french=)
 
@quartata That's not nice.
 
9:11 PM
I mean that he made it sound silly on purpose.
 
What has chat turned into
@Zizouz212 all your fault
 
I missed that completely...
 
And @ಠ_ಠ
 
9:12 PM
What did I do wrong?
 
Everything
 
Oh noo!
 
Thatha
 
quarThatha?
 
@ಠ_ಠ It's your name according to Google Translate
I'm trying to make it into a spicy new meme but no one likes it except me
 
9:14 PM
Spicy?
 
It's easier to type than ಠ_ಠ so I'll just keep using it
 
Oh=) Well I thought the thatha came from quarTHATHA.
 
58
A: What is the worst real-world macros/pre-processor abuse you've ever come across?

mouvicielA mix between Pascal syntax and french keywords: #define debut { #define fin } #define si if( #define alors ){ #define sinon }else{ #define finsi }

 
@Zizouz212 Hey I like Pascal
 
You just have to type [tab] in order to get me! @ಠ_ಠ
 
9:15 PM
@quartata That's bad.
 
#define merde throw std::runtime_error(...) — 1800 INFORMATION Jun 26 '09 at 0:41
 
I'm offensive and I find this Pascal
 
Can it get any esier than that?
 
Pascal should have died long ago. (The language, not the person)
 
@quartata No you don't.
 
9:16 PM
lol
 
@ಠ_ಠ Six keystrokes. Thatha is also 6 keystrokes
Both are equally easy I guess
 
One keystroke!
 
Key myocardial infarctions
 
@ಠ_ಠ Six to get rid of the @
 
Crétin.
 
9:17 PM
It would be rude to ping you everytime someone did something stupid
 
translate: Crétin.
 
Putain.
 
(from French) Cretin.
lal
 
Helpful
 
@quartata that is what I am here for=)
 
9:17 PM
I'm outta here
 
@flawr Fou.
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Aside from the already-mentioned ><>, which allows you to make and destroy stacks, Minkolang uses a stack of stacks to handle loop/recursion stacks. It also has a 2D global array. Not exactly the same as what you're doing, but similar, I think.
 
oh hi @Zizouz212
 
OH GOD NOT THE @Doorknob
 
how you doing @Zizouz212
 
9:17 PM
@Zizouz212 RUN
RUNNN
2
 
I like pings.
 
enjoying your stay in PPCG chat, @Zizouz212?
 
RUUUNNNN
 
I hope you are, @Zizouz212
 
LEAVE NOW...AND NEVER COME BACK!
 
9:18 PM
@quartata * OH GOD NOT THE TWISTY DOORHANDLE.
 
<smeagol voice/>
 
bye guys
 
bye Jedi.
 
^
 
9:19 PM
I think you are just going to have click ignore this user everywhere
 
but then how will he get in and out of places?
 
Judo-kicks
Wait @Doorknob you are a mod on Puzzling?
Since when
 
What is up between @Zizouz212 and @Doorknob ?
Secret lovers?
 
@quartata WHAMMM!!!
@quartata I've always been a pro tem mod on Puzzling
 
@flawr Doorknob is more like Zizouz212's stalker
 
9:20 PM
@flawr he likes being pinged
 
stalker, secret lover, it is all the same.
 
@flawr I suppose
 
@Doorknob and @Zizouz212 are actually best friends IRL.
 
Well, @Zizouz212 is a close second to me as @Doorknob's best friend.
 
9:24 PM
@AlexA. This, I doubt.
 
:(
But @Doorknob, you and I stay up all night talking on the phone. I tell you all of my deepest, darkest secrets. I go on all of your family vacations.
Have I been replaced by @Zizouz212?
 
Schrödinger's Alex is both wrong and not wrong.
 
9:26 PM
pretty sure the more common term for "not wrong" is "right"
 
@Doorknob As you kick the door, it crashes open!
It took me ten minutes to get that. I'm ashamed of myself.
 
:D
 
It's okay. @Zizouz212 is always proud of you.
 
Code Golf on StackOverflow! Attaaaaaaccccckkkk!
 
9:31 PM
Stop pinging him.
@Rainbolt OH NOES
Wait this isn't code golf.
 
@quartata Stop pinging whom? @Zizouz212?
 
@quartata Nope. It's FGITW. Totally different scoring system.
 
@Rainbolt Yeah, as quartatoes said, this isn't code golf.
 
@AlexA. whom* because grammar
 
@AlexA. Yes.
Huh. That's strange.
That's better.
 
9:33 PM
@quartata Why shouldn't we ping @Zizouz212?
 
We shouldn't ping @Zizouz212?
Good question, why shouldn't we ping @Zizouz212 ?
 
@AlexA. Because it isn't nice.
 
I don't think @Zizouz212 likes us very much
oh well, @Zizouz212
 
Can a mod force remove a user from a chat ping list?
 
that's too bad for @Zizouz212
 
9:34 PM
@Rainbolt No
 
@Rainbolt The user can do ignore this user everywhere
 
@Rainbolt yes, by deleting that user's chat account
 
Doorknob thinks outside of the box
 
@quartata How isn't it? We aren't speaking ill of him. We appreciate his company.
 
But you wouldn't delete @Zizouz212 s account?
 
9:34 PM
Stop pinging him. Seriously. He's probably trying to do work.
 
@flawr last I checked the "delete account" button isn't there for mods :P
 
> abandon all work, ye who enter here —aditsu
 
How would your thoughts were constantly interrupted by this loud "DONG" noise
 
@Doorknob ... and as we all know you like to delete stuff....
 
It's clear that @Zizouz212 wants the attention. His first message was all caps and said "star me I need attention".
 
9:35 PM
If I ignore a mod can they tell?
@AlexA. test
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Hi
 
Why aren't the mods talking anymore?
 
I see nothing!
 
@flawr I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
 
How about @TheDoctor ?
 
9:36 PM
@flawr If we elect you as a moderator will you ignore yourself?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies there's no list of people whom you are being ignored by, but mods can see who a specific user is ignoring
 
@Calvin'sHobbies :(
 
@AlexA. Unignored
 
@Calvin'sHobbies :)
 
(Nored?)
 
9:37 PM
@Rainbolt I do not know, but we might give it a try^^
(Noblue?)
 
#flawr2016
 
FEEL THE FLAWR PAWR
4
Sorry. It was the best I could come up with.
 
Oh I feel it.
 
@Rainbolt You need be jack o
 
9:38 PM
 
nooooooo @flawr is becoming TheDoctor
 
🌼
 
@quartata Reminds me of the unofficial "Feel the Bern" for Bernie Sanders' campaign.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I don't know what that means :(
 
@AlexA. That's what it was supposed to remind you of.
 
9:39 PM
@quartata Mission accomplished.
 
Yay \o/
 
\m/
 
@Rainbolt You need to be a jack-o-lantern, not a pumpkin >.>
I'm deeply offended
 
> I'm highly offended.
Is there a difference?
 
I'm entirely unoffended.
 
9:40 PM
I'm offended that you don't think I am beautiful just the way I am. I am a proud pumpkin.
 
@Rainbolt I think you are. <3
 
@Rainbolt No one can be as beautiful as me :D
 
@Rainbolt You are the most beautiful you you can be!
 
:)
 
La paix! @Zizouz212
 
9:41 PM
I almost said something weird about a torch but decided it would be flagged and didn't.
 
@El'endiaStarman The only problem is finding a reason to use 2D storage for information in golfing.
 
I told you guys to stop bothering Zizouz.
 
@quartata Clearly we didn't listen.
@Zizouz212
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Yeah. I haven't used my language's array capability yet.
 
9:42 PM
@quartata Nah, I just decided to come back. A knob left, and the random talks stopped so, I thought it would be sorta safe :)
 
There may no longer be a knob, but there's still a @Door.
 
I'm being ignored by 2 people?
 
Bonne soirée!
 
@Zizouz212 ?
 
@Zizouz212 I did?
 
9:43 PM
OH SHIT HE'S BACK
 
@Zizouz212 I don't understand what your profile is saying. o-o
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE People read profiles?
 
I'm the only one. :c
 
I'm impressed!
 
@Zizouz212 I read your profile.
 
9:44 PM
Nah, I'm calling everyone a liar, but I'm saying that you may not know whether I'm lying myself.
 
Pretty funny 10/10
 
Eh. 2/5.
 
Although I'm not sure if you were serious about wanting a pilot's license
 
@Rainbolt I do like your family crest
 
If I were to ask you if you were lying, would you answer with the same answer as you answered this question with?
 
9:45 PM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE What if you were to ask if I told the truth?
@quartata I am serious. Through air cadets :)
 
@Calvin'sHobbies ...Anderson?
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Possibly.
@Zizouz212 Cool
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Not sure that you got the right name there
 
26 mins ago, by flawr
Secret lovers?
 
@quartata =.=
 
9:46 PM
\O/
 
Did you mean this family crest? houseofnames.com/product/…
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Hey, it's a valid answer.
 
@Rainbolt It doesn't link properly :/
 
Yeah
 
Oh god.
 
9:47 PM
Ah
 
Also the one for my mom's side of my family is wrong.
 
And that's actually a cow we owned a long time ago
 
Oh god is that branded on the cow?
 
> Oops! the name Lannister was not found.
Tut tut
 
9:49 PM
grumbles about the inability to star
 
> Oops! the name censored was not found
 
grumbles about 50% of the messages in the 19th byte being about stars recently
 
Hey guys.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies That isn't your name though
 
@AlexA. Yup
 
9:49 PM
@Rainbolt D:
 
@AlexA. My family's crest is toothpaste
 
> Oops! the name VTCAKAVSMoACE was not found
But we all kinda expected that one...
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Not many people are named after keyboard mashing
@Calvin'sHobbies lal
 
So what is a macamadoodle?
 
@AlexA. Keyboard mashing is where the name Sbiis Saibian came from.
 
9:51 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies life.
 
@Doorknob Isn't a message complaining about messages about stars ultimately a message about stars?
 
@Dennis :O
 
Indeed it is. Now how much more meta do we want to get.
 
@Dennis You're complaining about meta-meta-stars? That's meta-meta-meta-star.
 
@SuperJedi224 I'm so Meta, even this acronym...
2
 
9:53 PM
^ To the above several messages.
 
I never did bother to figure out if that was actually a Douglas Hofstadter quote or just something Randall made up. :P
 
Oct 20 at 3:38, by quartata
I have observed that the more "meta" a chat post is the more stars it will get.
 
@Doorknob TIME TO PAY YOUR SHARE OF THE UTILITIES, RANDALL!!
 
@AlexA. wut
 
9:55 PM
> Oops! the name macamadoodle was not found.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Nice troll
 
@Doorknob It's from a show I don't actually like. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
 
@Calvin'sHobbies -.- I thought that was actually loading. =.=
 
Just give it time
 
9:57 PM
(testing)
 
Works
 
woah that's an awesome diagram
 
^
 
@Calvin'sHobbies test
 
I love all the colors.
 
9:58 PM
...
 
The message highlighting gives it away :(
 
@Doorknob For whatever reason, I thought you meant this Randall. o-o
 
I think that's just a jar
 
what
 

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