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9:07 AM
morning all
and a cold and frosty morning it is
 
Hi Hon. How cold?
 
freezing
had to scrape the car. I hate scraping the car.
I know, i know, Jet Stream problems
 
Here we all use brooms for the snow. As far as ice, we all seem to have different favorite implements.
Lately I've been using a bench scraper.
Do you know horse racing at all?
 
9:26 AM
a bit
you know me
@Jolenealaska wherefore?
 
I'm watching Seabiscuit on TV and I wondered about female jockeys. It seems a natural. I'm Googling it now. It's interesting.
The first North American woman jockey raced the first time in 1969. (first major race)
 
wow, that's late
you'd think someone would have done it in the '20s or something
 
Yeah, quite late. Crazy.
There was a "ladies race" in the 30s at Pimlico (I bet that was charming), but women did not compete against men.
 
9:44 AM
the very thought!
must have been hard to race side-saddle
 
I bet a lot of it has to with sidesaddle vs astride.
jinx
 
scandalous
 
yes. you know what you get like when you have a throbbing beast between your legs. better to avoid that situation entirely.
 
I know no such thing!
I'm not finding that line of thought in my (admittedly cursory) searching, but my gut says we're exactly right on why it took so long.
 
9:53 AM
@Jolenealaska sure, sure
@Gigili morning
 
Bonjour @ElendilTheTall
 
ca va?
 
ca va bien, merci
Et toi?
 
froid, mais sinon bon, merci
 
Most jockeys weigh between 108lbs and 118lbs (49 to 53.5 Kg). A whole lot more women than men fall in that range. It's headshaking. Hi @Gigili!
 
10:03 AM
@Jolenealaska yeah, but if they're all riding horses, who's going to cook dinner?
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Hi @Jolenealaska
@ElendilTheTall That's what men are made for
 
@Gigili it would certainly be quicker than waiting for your tahdig ಠ_ಠ
 
I'm not getting into that conversation
bangs head on desk
 
shame too much eh?
 
Jeje.
 
10:08 AM
The memorial for my friend who was killed was held at the local equestrian club. Horses were to her what dogs are to me.
 
10:31 AM
One of Seabiscuit's stall buddies was a Spider Monkey named Jo-Jo :)
 
how apt
 
Have you seen the movie?
I'm a sucker for sentimental movies based on true stories.
 
My mother likes horse movies.
So National Velvet was imaginary. It figures.
 
@Jolenealaska no, I haven't
 
Since I just read the history, I know how the story ends. But this is the first time I've seen the movie in its entirety. William Macy plays a great character. All the performances are pretty impressive.
OOH! I restarted Netflix, DVD only (no streaming for obvious reasons).
The first five seasons of Game of Thrones are on the way, two disks at a time.
@FaheemMitha I have never read or seen that one. I should. I'd probably really like it.
 
10:50 AM
@Jolenealaska It's a well known film. Starring Elizabeth Taylor in an early role.
 
Oh I know of it. It's almost iconic.
 
Ok. The reason I mentioned it was your reference to women jockeys.
 
Yep, and the subject obviously interests me. I also enjoy the suspense and sentimentality of films like that.
 
My mother also likes Secretariat, and the Black Stallion.
 
srisly?
 
10:55 AM
Both of which involve races. OF course Secretariat was a professional (and famous) racehorse like Seabiscuit.
 
I'll put it on my Netflix queue after a full season of Game of Thrones.
 
Personally I think Seabiscuit is a better film than Secretariat. Excellent performance by Toby McGuire, and indeed the rest of the cast.
And she likes National Velvet of course. Though the Pie and Velvet Brown were imaginary.
Secretariat was supposedly a phenomenal racehorse. That final big race he ran - the Belmont, was in the 1970s, and his record still stands today.
 
@ElendilTheTall The other day, at of all places - the infusion pharmacy, a big pickup was taking up three parking spaces including one of the two handicapped places (he did not have handicapped tags). That small penis sign would have been awesome.
 
"the fastest 11⁄2 miles on dirt in history, 2:24 flat" An average of 37.5 mph. That's quite fast for a horse.
 
Now a totally different movie that I also love about a true story is coming on.
Does everybody know of Catch Me if you Can?
 
11:02 AM
Actually, I think the commentary in the movie for that particular race might be the actual commentary. And the race before that, they showed the actual footage on a TV.
 
@FaheemMitha William Macy was brilliant playing that role too.
 
@Jolenealaska Yes, he was funny.
 
I really should go to bed, it's two in the morning and I'm really no good for anything but watching another movie.
 
@Jolenealaska yes
Frank Abagnale had balls of solid steel
 
the sheer audacity
all before his 19th birthday:)
 
11:16 AM
indeed
the desire to bang stewardesses is a hell of a force
 
11:31 AM
I'm going to age myself terribly, but I remember (probably first grade) writing in class that my dream was to become a stewardess, and my husband could be the pilot!
(complete with exclamation point)
Speaking of Catch me if you Can, he actually did pass the bar exam.
 
know your enemy as you know yourself
tum tee tum
so are we not going to talk about how monumentally camp Arrowfar's avatar is? :D
 
11:51 AM
he'll probably change it three times this month anyway:)
it makes me dizzy
 
that's why you shouldn't be allowed on a horse
 
:)
If the scene right now where the FBI has him busted in the hotel room, they're face-to-face, and Frank cons his way away.
Dragon's accuracy drops considerably when the TV is on and I can't get my Bluetooth microphone working.
Aarrgghh
I'm talking to the guys on Superuser about my headset. How can I record a few seconds of my screen to share as a gif?
Jeez the new question is at least the third one of those in as many days.
 
12:29 PM
@Jolenealaska you'd need software
 
Can you recommend a program?
or this?
damn, there are a bunch of them
I know you're rolling your eyes. I always ask you then ask Google. I could do it the other way around, but what's the fun in that?
 
12:58 PM
Well, it's 4 am, I need sleep for a bit. I might see you before you escape your work day. Goodnight!
 
1:25 PM
@Jolenealaska joke's on you, I was on lunch! :P
 
Well, I keep remembering one more thing to check before I actually go to sleep...
 
1:44 PM
lol
that's my jojo
 
And on that note I really am going now, at least for a couple of hours. If the timing is right, I'd like to bend your ear for a while about computer stuff when I get up. That time of day others here may have answers too. Anyway, goodnight for a while (I really mean it this time, I'm getting goofy) CYA Sweetie
 
2:00 PM
@Jolenealaska cya hon. Yes, bend whatever you wish later.
 
Jay
2:57 PM
@Stephie Fallout 4 is actually for my 13 yo brother now
and im getting my 15 year old cousin CounterStrike:Global Offense.
@Stephie your opinion is always appreciated regardless whether I asked you or not :P
 
@Jay tut tut
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall whhhhhat? lol
Its actually better than the previous version because there is no sexual content in Fallout4
Its rated M mostly for the shooting and "violence"
but i think my brother is smart enough to distinguish video game violence and real life violence
 
@Jay oh? apart from the fact that you can shoot anyone's head off and strip their body to the underwear?
 
Jay
3:13 PM
So I download this app called "Meetup"
you can basically join local groups based on your interests
And then get notifications/invites to enjoy in on the fun
Great way to meet locals with similar interests
Tonight Im going to a happy hour and playing boardgames
The group gets a 50% discount on all alcoholic beverages
 
play Trivial Pursuit and I will feed you the answers
@Stephie hello there
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall haha i think theyll be a bit suspicious if im constantly on the phone and getting the answers
I dont see how its not easier just to google it rather than be in here
 
@Jay As long as you realize that you will from now on be blamed for every bad grade he brings home...
 
just say you need to empty your colostomy bag and duck out to the john
 
Hi @ElendilTheTall
 
Jay
3:15 PM
@Stephie lol oh boy
@ElendilTheTall it might work once or twice but after a while i suspect it wont go over too well
 
I should also remind you that in Fallout 4 the world has been destroyed by a nuclear exchange with China
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall ahaha
 
"WHY YOU NO RESPECT YOUR ANCESTORS?!"
 
Jay
thats kinda funny
 
long story short, get him Animal Crossing and avoid a whole load of problems
 
Jay
3:18 PM
But he requested it :/
 
if he requested 25 gees of heroin would you give him that?
 
@Jay You getting him a pumpgun with it?
 
'pumpgun'?
 
Jay
Or rather, I very unsubtly asked him what kind of games he liked
 
I'm not sure about the US, but here it's 18+
 
Jay
3:20 PM
im not sure what a pumpgun is either
a pumpkin gun?
a pumpkin launcher? Ohhh that sounds fun actually
alright alright, Ill try and figure out something else to get him :'(
buys pumpkin launcher
 
"Slide-action shotgun". See, I looked up the technical term for you.
 
pump action shotgun, is the colloquialism
 
Can we just for a moment assume that I learned the term from various FPS?
 
Jay
I dont like or play FPS so i wouldnt know :D
 
Any other games he might like?
 
Jay
3:29 PM
@Stephie maybe skyrim
thats better
although it think it might have slight sexual content
oh 17+ for skyrim
blegh
 
basically, any game supposedly suitable for 13 year old boys will not appeal to 13 year old boys
all the most popular games revolve around shooting people repeatedly
 
Jay
that statement is frustatingly true
 
Yup.
 
Does he know cribbage?
 
Jay
blegh so i also joined a "jogger meetup group"
 
3:32 PM
You can buy a nice board and a few packs of cards for much less than one game :D
 
Jay
and now i keep getting invites to join a 5am morning jog session
WHO WAKES UP THAT DAMN EARLY!!!!
 
people who actually want to jog as opposed to people who just think they should
 
Jay
but 5am!>?!?!?!?!
its ridiculous
 
never have kids
 
Jay
i feel like 6 or 6:30 is reasonable
 
3:33 PM
Unjoin.
 
Jay
today i woke up at 8:00am haha
@Stephie but im hoping theyll eventually send me an invite for evening jogs
 
By that time I had everyone shoved out already!
 
Jay
this is also a group that will send info about 5k runs and such
 
all sounds entirely too social if you ask me
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall kind of the point of this meetup app
im a bit too antisocial sometimes
 
3:35 PM
@Jay Invite them - for 9pm. They will be so tired, you beat them even if you were running backwards!
 
Jay
itll be good for me
 
Sleep is good for you!
 
Jay
@Stephie you underestimate how out of shape i am
 
@Jay does not compute
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall imma go to your house and drag you out and make you socialize
 
3:36 PM
Weren't you planning to move, @Jay?
 
Jay
also shit... i think i need to change my contacts... im getting a blurry spot on my left eye
@Stephie thats not for another 3-4 months
im plan to do that after the last of winter snows is gone
which wont be until after april this year probably
 
3:48 PM
@Jay you wouldn't be the first to try, and fail
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall oh silly you
 
Ok, @Jay, while you socialize @ElendilTheTall, I have to take care of the minors - see you around!
 
Jay
@Stephie Bye
 
@Jay that's the kind of attitude that stops me socialising
@Stephie cya
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall Oh silly you
Conference call time
 
3:58 PM
oh good
can I try and make you laugh?
 
Jay
hah you can certainly try
but my professionalism knows no bounds and will resist
 
hahaha
 
Jay
Ow
someone must have borrowed my phone or something
because the audio setting is way high
And a super peppy lady just greeted everyone
 
SUP BITCHES!
 
So, a new spam nuisance has appeared here. Phone calls which plays music at you. Probably they would get around to something else, but I hang up after the first few seconds. And trying to call back says the number does not exist. Anyone else seeing this?
I read an article saying people in the UK are getting calls from India along those lines. I think that's called spam outsourcing.
 
4:11 PM
the big one here is PPI calls
 
PPI?
 
the banks mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance to thousands of people who applied for loans in the last decade or so. Then they were told to pay it back. So lots of middlemen sprang up to handle the claims
 
so they call up, and so do ambulance-chasing lawyers
 
@ElendilTheTall Call who? Random people?
 
4:16 PM
@FaheemMitha yup
"Our records show you have been in accident in the last 4 years"
 
@ElendilTheTall Well, at least you're talking to a human being, rather than a machine. So you get to yell at them if you feel like it. There's nothing more frustrating than being woken up in the middle of the night by a spam recording.
 
@FaheemMitha oh, that's never happened to me
I can't remember the last time I had a call on the landline
and if anyone does phone, I just hang up
 
Jay
I cant remember the last time i had a landline
 
most broadband connections here are down the phone line, ADSL
 
@ElendilTheTall They call my mobile, not the landline. Our landline doesn't get a lot of calls.
 
4:21 PM
so if you have broadband, you have a landline
 
The spam people, I mean.
 
@FaheemMitha so turn it off...
 
@ElendilTheTall The mobile? Then people can't reach me. I've taken to putting it on silent at night.
 
@FaheemMitha who needs to reach you in the middle of the night?
 
I'm currently wondering if there is some way to do that automatically.
 
4:23 PM
Tasker, probably
 
@ElendilTheTall Well, replace "middle of the night" with "when I'm sleeping". Which is sometimes odd hours, or the middle of the afternoon.
I'd like to keep the line open for emergencies, but it's becoming harder to tolerate.
 
are you on Android?
 
@ElendilTheTall Yes.
 
what version?
 
4.4.2
 
4:29 PM
then it should have a Do Not Disturb feature that will set the phone to only ring if the caller is in your Favourite Contacts list
 
@ElendilTheTall Hmm. Any idea what menu item that would be under? I'd really prefer a timebased thing, though.
 
you can set a schedule irrc
yes
on mine it's on the two-finger swipe down menu thingy
 
@ElendilTheTall Unfortunately, that does not mean much to me. But I'll investigate. Thanks for the tip.
Looks like this feature arrived in 5.0.
 
@FaheemMitha swipe down from the top of the screen with two fingers
 
Of course, there are plenty of apps for this kind of thing, e.g. play.google.com/store/apps/…
@ElendilTheTall Yes, I did that.
> A new do not disturb mode is part of the latest version of Android. Here's what you need to know.
Supposedly I can upgrade this to 5.x, but I'm not sure I really want to.
I mean, it's working right now. After an upgrade, who knows?
 
4:45 PM
I have had no trouble
that means nothing of course
you could always roll it back
 
@ElendilTheTall True, in theory.
 
what phone is it?
 
Well, the update isn't available as of now, in any case.
 
Guaranteed upgrade to Android 5.0, it says there
 
5:18 PM
@ElendilTheTall It does. It doesn't say when, though.
 
Well, they're just releasing v6.0 so they need to pull their finger out...
 
5:45 PM
@ElendilTheTall In India, they're not usually in a hurry. But it seems to be upsetting some Micromax phone owners.
 
6:01 PM
You could just do it yourself with the image from Google.
 
@ElendilTheTall I could? Doesn't it need to be customized?
 
6:43 PM
@Jay I'm watching Andrew Zimmern (the bizarre food guy). He's in Beijing having an imperial banquet with four English students. Fascinating. On a lazy Susan the size of a playground merry-go-round, they have about 20 dishes.
I wanna try this!
 
@FaheemMitha no, you can just install stock android without all the crap the manufacturer sticks on top
@jolenealaska short sleep sweetie?
 
@ElendilTheTall Oh. And nothing bad will happen?
 
Even Andrew was a bit challenged by poached camel paw.
 
There is certainly lots of crap. Some of it by Google.
 
@ElendilTheTall Yep, I'm up and fully dressed even. With real pants! (I usually wear shorts or ratty sweats unless I have an appointment to meet someone, which I don't today)
LOL! Andrew is at the world's first (very fancy too, all private rooms) penis restaurant.
He's still in Beijing, every dish on the menu is cooked to order penis.
His favorite is the yak penis.
 
Jay
6:53 PM
@Jolenealaska OH i love the spinning tables they have in china
so perfect for "family style" eating
 
there is a very good Chinese restaurant in Des Moines that has lazy Susan tables maybe big enough for 10 (8 comfortably). This table could probably comfortably seat 20 Chinese (or 16 Americans).
He didn't say what this meal for 5 cost, but it had to have been big money. Very fancy, like the Beijing answer to The French Laundry.
 
Jay
Oh that sounds awesome. much better than the slice of pizza i had for lunch
 
I need to hook up with a rich man long enough to visit certain towns in Europe (Amsterdam comes to mind especially), and Asia to eat my way through Bangkok and Beijing. I'd like to revisit Seoul too.
Andrew Zimmern has me convinced that I won't try absolutely everything twice, but I come damn close.
 
7:38 PM
I have just made a momentous (for me) decision.
 
@FaheemMitha I can't guarantee that of course. But if you follow any of the myriad tutorials online then there's no reason it should go wrong
I've done it myself with my Nexus 7.
@jolenealaska you're going to find a rich man?
 
I never stop looking for that :)
But, as of next paycheck, I'm doing it without big hair.
I'm going short.
 
Well, we're going to need pictures.
Or at least me
 
It's shoulder blade length now, which took some getting used to (it was close to waist length a few months ago).
 
How short are we talking? Tasha Yar or Jean-Luc Picard?
 
7:43 PM
Yeah, I need to take pictures for Dad too. The last one he has of me is that denim shirt one. I'll post one.
 
Get your light diffuser out :)
 
Not Tasha short. I need something to toss.
 
I can provide that of course
 
@ElendilTheTall Yes, I have reached the "the light must be flattering" age :)
 
If you two made a TV show, I would watch it.
Just make sure you cast unknowns.
 
7:48 PM
That sounds like a challenge
What would we call it?
'Bigfoot and Tall'
@FaheemMitha cast? I imagined me and jojo in two chairs just talking bollocks. Like this, but closer together.
 
@ElendilTheTall You'll need more people. Think the Seinfeld cast.
 
Actually, that's bad. I'd be in smacking range...
 
She might set her dogs on you...
How about "Snow and Sarcasm"?
Like "Pride and Prejudice", but with less Jane Austen.
 
I usually use a barrette or scrunchy anyway, so something like this:
 
I bet she's Iranian
 
7:54 PM
But I need to find a pic without a barrette for the stylist.
I would like to have makeup like that done once just for fun.
I would smudge the eyes within minutes.
 
That's a bridal makeup
too much makeup
 
Just about a year ago I was considering highlights like that, to "blend in grey". Not anymore. My grey is coming in silvery white. I like it just the way it is. I'm glad I haven't messed with the color. Oh yes, too much make-up. That might be something I would do on Halloween with fishnet stockings.
 
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