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9:00 AM
we waste a shitload of money on paper dollar bills.
But, they don't catch on.
I think cute nickname could be key.
 
Shrapnel
 
I don't remember why, but I needed change for a Canadian five dollar bill.
 
that's the colloquialism for a pocketful of change here
 
the clerk asked me how I wanted to change - "Two twonies and a loony?"
< that baby saying Da Fuck You Say meme would be perfect here>
Canadians have a two dollar bill coin (called twonies)
and a one dollar coin with a picture of a loon - The loony
what's the largest coin you have in common use?
 
physically or denominationally?
 
9:10 AM
Shortly I need to take the drugs I got from the dentist and go to bed. I have my appointment tomorrow. This is the beginning of round two of the project to have all the dental work done I should have done.
 
either way, it's £2
 
denominationally
 
Pretty!
 
28.4mm, just over an inch across
the new pound coin will be bi-metallic as well
 
9:11 AM
a bit bigger than a quarter
the Susan B Anthony dollar failed partly (mostly?) because it felt like a quarter.
Well I can't say that, because we had another dollar coin that was an (octagon??)
 
this will be the new one
 
apparently I'm already on drugs... We never had one.
It must've been some other country's coin.
 
for bonus British points, identify the plants and their associated countries on the coin above!
@cindy hey there
 
I know 1
 
2 should be easily deducible
 
9:17 AM
I can make a stab at which one represents which country.
 
1 might be slightly trickier
@Jolenealaska stab away
 
2 could be one of many plants just from the picture...
I'm going to get the super easy one out of the way number 4 is Ireland.
 
Northern Ireland, yes
 
3 looks like Scotland
 
correct - a thistle
 
9:21 AM
for some reason I saw it and thought of a kilt.
1 looks like England, but the image I have is of royalty, which also brings to mind Wales
 
@ElendilTheTall Hi.
 
I'm going to call it. 1 is England, so 2 is Wales.
if for no was the other reason than England would have to be first
1 is a rose, right?
 
1 is the English Rose, yes
or rather, the Tudor Rose
The Tudor rose (sometimes called the Union rose) is the traditional floral heraldic emblem of England and takes its name and origins from the Tudor dynasty. == Origins == When Henry VII took the crown of England from Richard III in battle (1485), he brought the end of the retrospectively-dubbed 'Wars of the Roses' between the House of Lancaster (one monarch of which had sometimes used the badge of a red or gold rose) and the House of York (which had lately used a white-rose badge). Henry's father was Edmund Tudor from the House of Richmond (maternally), and his mother was Margaret Beaufort from...
2 is a leek, the national plant of Wales
(yup, a leek)
 
I don't know why, but that cracks me up.
 
why they don't use the national flower, the daffodil, is beyond me
 
9:29 AM
I actually have a real problem with Alaska's state flower.
the forget-me-not is boring and probably found in every state.
we have a flower that has a lot of symbolism and legend unique to this part of the world, and to this state.
Fireweed
it's everywhere here, but it is not treated as a weed except in areas that are very carefully groomed.
 
looks like Foxgloves until you zoom in
 
It is called fireweed because it's the first thing to grow back after a big fire.
 
do you have foxgloves over there?
@cindy just woken up?
 
not wild I don't think (foxgloves), or at least I haven't seen it in the wild.
It looks like something I've seen in gardens though.
 
i've always liked the name
it's actually a corruption of Folk's Gloves, as in the fairy folk, which is quite sweet
they are also deadly poisonous, because they contain a strong muscle relaxant
it just makes your heart stop
it's actually used in cardiac medicine
 
9:37 AM
Much of the honey that is sold here is fireweed honey.
 
@ElendilTheTall About an hour ago. Still groggy, though. And for a bonus, I woke up with a headache.
 
@ElendilTheTall That is neat, before or after knowing of Folk's gloves
do you know the name of the cardiac drug?
 
the generic term is digitalin, I believe. the Latin name for the foxglove family is Digitalis
 
Aha, well I certainly know of digitalin
 
@Cindy bleh. grinding your teeth in your sleep perhaps?
 
9:41 AM
Cool. The Chincoteague pony swim is today.
 
it is said that fireweed grows every summer to the height that the snow will rise during the next winter.
 
@ElendilTheTall No, I think I was laying with my head half off of the pillow. Seems to be coming from my neck.
 
yuk
hard to get rid of
a good hot shower will help
 
@Jolenealaska sounds like experiment fodder!
 
9:45 AM
@ElendilTheTall That is going to happen very soon. :)
 
@Cindy good to know :D
 
Also oft told: "If the legend is true, winter will be upon us soon! Fireweed blooms in the late summer and early autumn. According to Alaska’s old-timers, when the fireweed reaches its full splendor, and pink blossoms ascend all the way to the top of the flower’s spire, winter will begin in six weeks"
 
I have a book full of that kind of thing
how to read the weather and such
oh!
to go back to coins, our newest coins do something quite cool
when you put them together, they form the royal coat of arms
which is seen in its entirety on the £1
 
That is cool!
 
@Jolenealaska what's the story behind that?
 
9:51 AM
Very cool!
 
they tendered out the new designs as a competition
one guy came up with the idea
 
@ElendilTheTall that's how Alaska got its flag, a kid won the competition.
 
the pony swim reminds me of how they used to drive cattle from the Isle of Skye to the mainland
at one point there is only a narrow channel between the two, so make the bastards swim!
 
I need to go to bed. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow morning.
I have drugs I'm supposed to take tonight that should put me out but good. I'm not sure exactly why I'm supposed to take it now, but it's the same drug that he will give me during the appointment.
Only its pills now IV tomorrow.
 
9:59 AM
I'm off for a bit to get things started for the day. No phone call yesterday :( but hopefully today. :)
 
noooooo
 
I almost asked, but I was afraid to!
 
my ladies are leaving me
:D
 
I'm not leaving you quite yet
 
i'm not happy unless I'm surrounded by at least two attractive women :D
 
10:00 AM
@Jolenealaska Sleep well and good luck with your appointment.
 
soon, but as you know, I suck at bedtime.
Thanks Cindy. Good luck with.. well, you know.
 
@Cindy good luck c-dizzle
 
your coins and the symbolic plants reminded me of something
Once upon a time the veterinary clinic I worked for had an amazingly cliche dumb-blonde receptionist.
I swear to all that is good, this is actually true:
I don't remember exactly how it started, but she was puzzled by something she had read in the newspaper or something...
She asked what the United Kingdom was. I refrained from asking how the hell she could not know what the United Kingdom was, instead I patiently explained as well as I could in 10 seconds or less.
She processed for a while, then she really looked puzzled.
"So what's Europe?"
 
10:27 AM
This is a pretty good answer to the slightly less shocking first question:
 
So, this is the stuff I've been using more than almost anything else in my cooking lately:
 
(except for a rather offensive comment that was totally unnecessary)
I read the wiki for "salabat", is it just dried ginger? or does it have other ingredients?
 
@Jolenealaska (-‸ლ)
 
It's got a bit of sugar, lemon, and pepper.
 
interesting
where's it from?
 
10:32 AM
I bet that would be a very interesting ingredient to have on hand
 
Philippines.
 
I use it in my cranberry lemonade, and stir-fries, sauces...
 
lemon and pepper would be complementary flavors to just about anything I could imagine putting ginger in.
 
(Specifically it's cayenne pepper.)
Obviously fresh ginger is superior, but this stuff's fast and easy and tastes great.
 
10:35 AM
there's a market fairly close that carries quite a bit of Philippine food, I'll look for that next time I'm there.
 
is it dry or in oil/vinegar?
 
I use granulated garlic sometimes, for the sake of convenience, but I really don't like powdered ginger. Do you know what powdered ginger taste like?
I'm wondering if that product tastes more like fresh ginger than powdered ginger does.
 
@Jolenealaska I'm not very familiar with powdered ginger; mostly I have it fresh or crystallized.
 
I like it crystallized. I keep meaning to make crystallized ginger according to Alton Brown's method, but I never have.
 
The local SDA store sells crystallised ginger in 5 pound bags.
 
10:40 AM
I keep fresh ginger in the freezer usually, so I generally have it, but not always.
 
Yeah, we do the same.
....although once my dad thought it was a frozen burrito and microwaved it.
And sometimes it's just easier to throw the powder into the food than to mess with grating the fresh and doing whatever is needed to prep it. Especially for sauces and the like.
 
@BESW :) HA!
I have really grown to love using a microplane with frozen ginger. superfast
(typos courtesy of Dragon)
 
Yeah, I've just got an ordinary old grater.
 
I make just as many typos without Dragon (probably more... actually certainly more) but I can blame Dragon's on Dragon.
A micro plane is a really nice thing to have if you're into gadgets at all.
 
I'm... not, really. I like having a small handful of simple broad-use tools.
Similar to my approach to stocking the cupboards: get the staples and use 'em in lots of different ways.
Tonight I had to make my dad a very bland, wet, fiber-y dinner, so it was brown rice with diced carrot and a side of apple slices.
The rice cooker burnt itself out halfway through, sadly.
 
10:48 AM
the micro plane would be on my top 10 list of little gadgets that I would bring with me to a desert isle.
 
Duly noted.
Is it easy to clean?
 
yes, I just run it under hot water with a little bit of soap on my finger.
Shake it, and leave it out to dry.
hard cheese, citrus zest, chocolate, frozen ginger, garlic...
 
I find that a lot of gadgets have awful joins between the different bits, and stuff crusts up.
 
This does not. It only has two parts, the grater and the handle.
 
yey!
 
Do the two parts come apart?
 
M'rr.
 
why would you want it to?
 
For the washing.
 
10:59 AM
the handle doesn't interfere with washing it in any way
 
I generally go for all-one-piece tools, or tools that can come apart so the joins don't build up crud.
It's a quirk. There are others like it, but this one is mine.
 
but it does allow you to hold it easily while washing it. It doesn't get cruddy at the handle because you don't put it in food. the handle never touches food.
Okay
 
That requires great confidence that it'll get used properly, and won't, say, get dumped into a washing pan full of grimey foody dishwater.
 
@Jolenealaska CSC
 
Do the handles on your knives come off?
 
11:02 AM
Nope. I gotta scrub 'em very carefully.
(Don't have a dishwasher; a lot of modern kitchen tools seem to assume that dishwashers are ubiquitous.)
 
as it happens, I do use Globals which are all one piece :)
 
the handle on the micro plane is very much like a handle on a knife. I never put my knives or my microplane in the dishwasher.
 
Ah.
 
but i don't put them in the dishwasher, because I don't want to ruin the edge
 
Heh. That boat sailed long ago.
These knives are older than I am.
Haven't been well-cared-for in at least as long.
 
11:05 AM
are they sharp?
 
Hahahah.
 
I take it that's a no?
 
dangerous, dangerous stuff
 
you may have heard but it is actually very very true...
 
yup
it's why I hate self-catering kitchens on holiday
 
11:08 AM
Knife cuts in the kitchen ( as in cutting yourself) are almost always as a result of a dull knife.
 
bastards always have crap knives
onions are the real killers. a dull knife will just slide right off and into your finger
 
Sharp knives go where you tell them to go
damn!
 
I know. I haven't had the opportunity to figure out what knives are available to me that'd be high quality and cost-effective.
 
I had not intended to so perfectly complete your sentence, Tall.
Can you order from Amazon?
 
Iffy.
 
11:10 AM
I can point you to a very inexpensive but high-quality knife.
 
I'll take the recommendation and see where I can actually order it!
 
you can either buy a relatively expensive knife and keep it sharp, or just buy lots of cheap knives and keep throwing them out
that's what butchers do
 
IMO, the chef knife is the first knife I would spend money on.
 
(Amazon gets fussy about shipping to us, depending on the item and the seller.)
 
will I will show you a very inexpensive, high quality knife. brb
a nice thing about knives that aren't expensive is that you can sharpen them easily with an inexpensive sharpener and not be afraid that you're going to ruin them. I'm scared to sharpen the few knives I have that were expensive. That being the case, I rarely use them.
Sam's Club, a big box store, sells knives like you would typically find in a commercial kitchen.
 
11:23 AM
Thanks.
 
They are very inexpensive, about on par with those two from Amazon.
 
I know Sam's Club from going to university in South Carolina.
Our only warehouse store is Cost-U-Less.
 
It's the Sam's Club knives that I use all the time. They're still going strong perhaps 10 years after purchasing them. I sharpen them when they don't seem as sharp as they should be, perhaps every month or so.
 
First I should probably just try sharpening the ones I've got.
 
...not 10 years, maybe 6
 
11:27 AM
(I don't have as much problem with slipping as I might, because they have serrations on the tip.)
 
if they've been really roughly treated for a long time, they're probably not worth sharpening. Particularly if they have any serration at all.
oh crap I just saw the time I have got to go to bed
I have a dental appointment in the morning.
Good night all!
 
ttfn
 
11:41 AM
this is the kind of luck I have.
I'm supposed to be at the dentist in six hours.
So, it's time to go to bed.
Before going to bed, I brush my teeth.
Just now my battery has died in my ultrasonic toothbrush. That's the only toothbrush I have in my apartment because everything is in storage. It has this little itty bitty tiny head.
it is simply not effective without batteries.
It could have died tomorrow, or yesterday and it wouldn't be an issue.
right now it is a royal PIA.
 
Well, make do as best you can
 
That concludes my bedtime announcement
 
It's not the size of the thing, it's what you do with it ;)
 
Toothpaste on finger?
If there's a woody plant you know is safe, a frizzled-ended stick is what many folks used for a lot of history.
 
That's probably about equally effective as trying to use this toothbrush without batteries. Any other night I would do that and not think twice about it.
anyway...good night again.
 
11:46 AM
And, well, dentists can tell the difference between "missed the last brushing" and "failed to brush for the last month."
 
I fail to see how a small brush is a handicap in any other way other than it taking longer.
 
12:20 PM
@Jolenealaska are you back?
your icon was very dark
oh well
I'll just sit here and pine
 
Jay
12:47 PM
@ElendilTheTall Be careful, thats how the first man turned into a pine treee
He was such a sap
 
fnar fnar
 
user116848
Oi!
 
Jay
dont worry, some sap are good some times
they can be quite delicious when processed
I used to live near(~20minutes) a maple syrup factory
and they had a donut shop attached to it
and their maple donuts were to die for
 
user116848
So I am only able to come here when my internet is working.
 
user116848
Shucks!
 
Jay
12:58 PM
does your internet intermittently go down?
 
user116848
Yes it does.
 
user116848
A lot.
 
Jay
I finally switched over to Comcast yesterday and was doing a speed test
170mbps
So awesome
it was suppose to be up to 105mbps, so im not sure why it was so much higher
@Arrowfar Where d oyou live again?
If i remember correctly, you are pakistani?
 
@Jay favouritism
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall heh
considering im already getting the internet for free... i doubt that
@Cerberus Happn must not be that popular here in Philadelphia because I only got like 10 entries all weekend. And this is with both boys and girls combined.
And I had to walk/drive by some really really busy streets
 
1:06 PM
10 entries sounds like a pretty damn good weekend to me :D
though perhaps we are using different senses of the 'entry'
 
Jay
lol
10 different people who also had the app popped up on my screen
basically the app works like this. You install app, you go about your daily life. Whenever you walk by, drive by someone else with the app, itll show their profile, and where you guys passed each other
and you get to send a crush, flirt, or ignore
if you both send crushes to each other you can message them
But a crush is secret if only you send them a crush. They wont actually know who the crush is from until they also send a crush to you
a flirt is public and lets you declare your interest to the other person
ignore is self explanatory
It seems like a fun app but if only a small amount of people have it, its kind of pointless
 
indeed
 
Jay
oh cool, just checked and got a new entry
not bad looking.
sends flirt
 
1:35 PM
@ElendilTheTall Barbarian!
@Jay Hm odd.
My boyfriend said he never needed any credit or whatever to do anything.
 
Jay
@Cerberus it doesnt cost anything to send a crush
but guys needs to use 1 credit to send a flirt
 
What's the difference?
Perhaps he never flirted, then.
 
Jay
crush is a secret. and is only revealed when you both send each other crushes
 
Okay.
 
Jay
flirts lets the other person know who you are and that you are interested
 
1:37 PM
Ah OK, I didn't know that was possible.
I thought the whole thing was about not allowing that.
 
Jay
the account starts with 10 credit so im gonna mess with it until i run out of those 10. Dont plan on spending any money for this app lol
@Cerberus the main thing is you cant send a message unless you both sent each other crushes
or the person who got the flirt returns the flirt
at least that my understanding of it
and its has a cool serendipity sort of feel to the app which appeals to many
as opposed to just looking up profiles
 
@Jay Okay, so Tinder only has "crushes".
Which is kind of nice.
 
Jay
@Cerberus how do tinder match you up with people?
is it similar to happn where its people nearby?
 
You never know whether this person you "liked" was ever offered the chance to "like" your profile unless you both "like" each other.
 
Jay
or do they use a difference algorithm
 
1:43 PM
Tinder uses a radius, in which it matches you up with people at random. The profiles are presented to you in a row, no overview.
 
Jay
i see
 
So you open the app, you see one profile, which you have to like or dislike.
 
Jay
sounds like the quickmatch functionality in okcupid
 
@Cerberus i can almost guarantee I have been involved in entering fewer people than you buddy boy!
 
Once you have liked or disliked it, a new one appears, etc.
@ElendilTheTall Oh, yes, can you?
I thought you entered users all the time, into databases.
 
Jay
1:45 PM
@ElendilTheTall just for clarity's sake, when we say enter, are we including other body parts aside from the male genitalia
 
Who are "we"?
 
Jay
we as in us in general when we count
 
@Cerberus can't remember the last time I did that
 
Jay
doesnt change the fact that you have in the past entered a multitude of people consecutively
into the database
 
@Jay it does if I've never done it
which I haven't
 
Jay
1:51 PM
lol ok, i dont actually know what your job is so i was just basing it on what Cerb said
Are you a DBA?
 
Cerb was just trying to be witty back at Lindy's witticisms.
 
@Jay nope :)
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall you've asked me about javascript in the past, so i assume you are some type of programmer or such
 
only as a hobby
 
Jay
i see
 
1:56 PM
you are now one step closer to knowing what I do for a living
you know I'm not a programmer
1 job down, 3x10^48 to go!
 
Jay
@Jolenealaska What favor would you like to ask for? I know you aren't currently online. But I'll be here for the next ~6hours
@ElendilTheTall i dont think there are THAT many different jobs out there lol
ill rule mathematician out also
 

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