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7:10 AM
Morning all
 
hi sweetie.
I am having a 'puter issue.
have you used Audacity?
Damn it's hot in here. I hate my new oven.
I'm going to be the only person in the complex running an air-conditioning unit in January.
 
7:27 AM
Morning!
@Jolenealaska Can't you simply open a window? (Very low-tech, I know...)
 
hi @Stephie
I've done that. I've got every window open and fans blowing.
 
@Jolenealaska Oven as in "I bake cookies in" or "heater"?
@ElendilTheTall You mentioned "apple pie" yesterday - got me thinking whether I can get some good baking apples (for free, hehe) and try my hand at pâte brisée this weekend. Darn, you are a danger to my waistline!
Of course, I could go all Marie Antoinette and have pie instead of "bread", but somehow it didn't end well back then. Hm.
 
Oven as in I just reheated a pizza.
 
@Jolenealaska Maybe just ask the question. Though Super User would probably be a better place to ask. Is this Audacity the audio editor?
If you were using Unix/Linux I'd suggest U&L, but you are aren't.
 
7:42 AM
@Stephie Funny, here it's ''let them eat cake'
@FaheemMitha I'm not sure I have a question yet. I'm just trying to do some recording (having never really used the program). It's not hugely intuitive, but I've barely looked at it. My problems seem to stem from Windows 7 and the recording equipment that I'm using, more than from Audacity.
aA any rate, I'm going back to the project for now. CYA in a bit.
 
@Jolenealaska Ok.
 
@jolenealaska I have used audacity-like programs
@Stephie Don't blame me for your lack of self discipline!
 
8:01 AM
For the record, I've never used audacity, and I find multimedia a headache generally.
 
8:42 AM
@FaheemMitha it will be noted in the log
 
8:55 AM
I seem to have the bugs worked out for the little project. At this point I'm just too tired to finish tonight.
 
what is the project?
@Jolenealaska boo
 
I'm just playing. I'm recording a couple of songs.
The Legion doesn't have a good recording of my favorite song from Les Miserables for karaoke, so I'm making one.
That's a pretty big project, so I'm cutting my teeth on a little song, "Don't it Make my Brown Eyes Blue".
 
recording from what source?
 
well I'm using background vocals and the instrumental from a karaoke MP3, but the the lead vocals are mine.
Since the vocals are on a separate track, I can play them back just for my own ears, while actually recording myself leaning on my own guide vocals.
It's kind of convoluted, but I think it will do the trick.
as a matter of fact, it seems to work a treat.
Hi @Cindy. Did the laptop make it?
 
9:16 AM
@Jolenealaska Hi! Nope, still waiting.
 
you expect it tomorrow now?
I'll have to read your answer in the morning :)
I think I might be able to sleep if I get while the getting is good.
So, CYA all in a few hours.
G'night!
 
@Jolenealaska One would hope. Sleep tight!
Hi @ElendilTheTall!
 
@Cindy cinders
 
I had a very easy first day. I answered one e-mail.
 
What did it say?
 
9:24 AM
It simply asked the number of exemptions I wanted entered.
 
10:04 AM
@Cindy I have no idea what that means
but it sounds extremely important
 
@ElendilTheTall It's for tax withholding purpose.
 
@Cindy ah
I thought it would be something along those lines
well
you're being paid to do bugger all
ain't this the life!
 
If it would only stay this way. :)
 
just 'never receive' the laptop
nope, ain't seen it!
 
I thought about that. But with that nasty tracking....
 
10:18 AM
damn it, yes
your only solution is to seduce the Fedex guy
then kill him and hide him under the helipad
 
I think I'll skip the first part and go straight in for the kill. ;)
Of course, then there's the matter of the truck.
 
@Cindy you're so boring
;)
@Cindy that's why you need to seduce him, get him to drive the truck a mile away and walk back for some lovin'
 
@ElendilTheTall You haven't seen this Fedex guy! ;)
 
@Cindy overweight shorts-wearers not your type?
 
Overweight is putting it mildly.
 
10:26 AM
'land whale'
 
That's more like it.
 
have you ever wondered why whales and dolphins swim with an up-down motion of their fins, while fish swim side to side?
 
Can't say that I have. Why is that? Body shape?
 
It's because they evolved from land-dwelling mammals - think of a horse galloping: up down, up down
whale swimming is basically galloping underwater. without legs.
 
Interesting.
 
10:30 AM
they still find vestigial rear leg bones deep in whale carcasses
 
I wouldn't have though that. But I guess it's more common in various animals than one would think. (Not just the rear leg bones.)
 
sorry, what is more common?
 
Remnants (if that is the right word) of different bones, tails, etc. that have modified with evolution.
 
10:48 AM
ah
vestigialities
certainly
and to varying extents
to a certain extent, all vertebrates display the same basic body plan as the earliest fish
fish fins have one bone, two bones, lots of bones, as you move out from the 'shoulder' - so do we, and so do elephants, shrews, and every other vertebrate with limbs
fish embryos have branchial arches, that go on to form gill slits. human embryos have branchial arches, that go on to form our ribs
in terms of true vestigiality, short tail nubs in humans are relatively common
the piece of moist pink skin in the corner of your eye next to your nose is a vestigial left over of a nictitating membrane (the kind of third eyelid you see in birds, reptiles etc)
Sometimes you see people with a little bump in the inside edge of their ear - that's Darwin's Tubercle, a vestigial leftover from our monkey-like ancestors. It's where the point of the ear would be if they were still pointy.
so yes, there are lots of things like that :)
There's a good book on this subject and related topics:
 
I may have to look into getting the book. I do find it very interesting. And out of all examples you gave, I actually only already knew two of them.
 
It is a good one
Very readable
 
11:10 AM
I'm off to grab a shower. Back in a little. :)
 
 
2 hours later…
12:42 PM
@Cindy boo
This 1armedbandit guy has some weird answers
Animal flesh is not food
2 eggs will coat as many chicken breasts as 20 eggs.
 
Jay
12:58 PM
@Cindy It's hard to kill a man whose will isn't broken yet by your sexual wiles.
 
@Jay that sounds like the voice of experience
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall lets just hope noone digs up my basement
Not sure how i'd explain it
"Judge sir, it was all self defense. This horde of bodies were all zombies, I swear!"
 
@ElendilTheTall I haven't seen them. Sounds strange though.
 
Jay
would that be credible?
 
@Jay In this particular case I would just have to do it the hard way.
 
1:03 PM
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A: Why cook onion with chicken? Is it just for taste?

1ArmedBanditYou'll find chopped onion in most braising recipes. Cooked chopped onion is one of the oldest, most widespread ingredients in the world. I know two explanations for this popularity: One is the flavor. Many of the plants and meats we eat taste too bland on their own, or have off-flavors, off-o...

 
@ElendilTheTall Really waaaay out there!
 
Jay
Interesting
Egg is hardly created by nature to be food.
 
@Cindy his comment clarifies it a little, but I just don't get his point
@Jay well, bird eggs contain food for the chick
 
Jay
And milk from other animals were never intended for human consumption. That is why there is such a huge case of lactose intolerance in countries with little exposure to milk from other animals
@ElendilTheTall thats different. its all part of the reproductive system where the food is to nurture the unborn chick
 
@Jay so it is created by nature to be food
for the chick
it doesn't make any more sense, but it's valid as far as it goes
 
Jay
1:13 PM
But in his example he's listing food created by nature for human consumption
at least thats how i understood it
"Many of the plants and meats we eat taste too bland on their own, or have off-flavors, off-odors or bitterness. After all, only fruit, milk and eggs were created by nature as foods. Animals' flesh was not. "
 
@Jay But that's not correct. Is he really going to say that a tree created fruit so we can eat it? Or that hens lay eggs so that they can be eaten?
 
Jay
No thats what im saying. that it is just so incorrect.
 
Okay. I just read back.
 
Jay
Elendil was semi-justifying the statement about the egg
 
Got it.
 
Jay
1:19 PM
Although to be fair i think the fruit statement is correct
fruit was biologically design to be eaten by other species so that the seeds can be propogated
 
@Jay But even if fruits are not eaten, the fruit falls, rots, and new plants come up from the seeds.
 
@Jay but some fruits are lethal to humans
I guess I just don't get his point
so some foods' sole purpose is to be food... so what?
 
Jay
@Cindy yes but biologically its much better for the seeds to go far
@ElendilTheTall but not to all species. Im sure the fruits that are lethal have other animals to propogate the seeds
 
I just don't get his point ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
 
Jay
you dont get it because its just too incorrect for your mind to wrap around
simple minded fool shakes head
 
1:26 PM
yes, my brain has evolved beyond the capacity to understand such low level thought processes
 
@ElendilTheTall Ditto. I mean why list fruits and not vegetables?
 
it's like you trying to understand the mind of the ant
 
Jay
He's basically saying those food taste good as is because it was created naturally for us to eat without any other additions
 
except the ones that kill us
or don't taste good
 
Jay
Which he juxtaposes next to the meat that needs onion to improve its flavour
I can see what he's trying to say... but its so wrong that i can see how you can be a little confused
 
1:30 PM
Aww, thanks mr jay
 
Jay
Pats head
 
<purrs> woof!
 
Jay
scratches behind ears
My dog basically acts like a cat
so the last thing you wrote wasn't that confusing for me
She even has something that is similar to purring
a low rumble from her throat when shes happy
 
your dog?
I thought you were just looking after it?
 
Jay
Well its my roommates dogs
it lives in the same house as me
its essentially also my dog
 
1:33 PM
i sense a custody battle
 
Jay
nothing a little murder cant fix
I would like to retract that officially. My previous statement cannot be used in the court of law
 
06th October - 15:00. Indulged in a little light murder, had pho.
 
Jay
I actually made pho this weekend.
it was pretty yummy
 
with the flesh of your latest victim?
 
Jay
unfortunately i didnt make the pho noodle properly and it was a tiny bit too soft
your suppose to soak the noodle and then minimally cook it
i didnt soak it and just boiled it
and by the time the middle of the noodle was cooked, the outside was too mushy
but the broth was quite lovely
i added some dehydrated mushrooms and dehydrated scallops which are like umami bombs.
next time ill buy for variety of bones at the butcher for the broth.
I think i just used the leg bone this time
i bought and froze the stock bones a while back so i dont remember exactly what it is
 
1:41 PM
is it a rice noodle?
 
Jay
yes pho is using a flat rice noodle
 
i bought and froze the stock bones a while back so i dont remember exactly what who it is
FTFY
 
Jay
"NET WORTH
Your net worth increased $1,324.31 over the past 7 days.

–$26,385.91"
I hate mint
and how it constantly remind me i am worth negative values
 
Fun fact
 
Jay
I GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM MY MOTHER! LEAVE ME ALONE!
 
1:42 PM
If Bill Gates dropped a $100 dollar bill, he would make more money in the time it took him to pick it up than he would by picking up the bill anyway
He makes $114 a second in interest
 
Jay
lol
lets not talk about rich people as I wallow in my student debt :/
 
pff
at least you don't have a mortgage
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall Yet
Yay my nature box arrives soon
Hmmm less fruit based snacks than last month
ah well
 
About that debt...
 
Jay
ah dont worry about it
I'm saving an extra $500 each month to put into my student loans
I'm being pretty thrifty now as it is
 
1:47 PM
@Jay Have you tried Graze. You can pick your own mix of items and the first box is free.
 
Jay
@Cindy Yea i can choose at nature box also. I pick random stuff i like from the pantry and it randomly sends 5 things each month from what i chose
 
@Jay Impressed. I'd love to be able to do that. While we don't have student loans, we have a mortgage.
 
Jay
@Stephie I've had to cut back a lot of spending in terms of eating out.
 
Bill Gates makes $410,400 an hour in interest. He could pay all our student loans and mortgages off in the course of a long lunch
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall stahp! you are making me so sad right now
But cutting eating out allows me to eat healthier in general so its good for my wallet and health. so i say its win-win
 
1:51 PM
at least Bill kinda sorta earned his ridiculous fortune. Think of the money some dude still struggling with the concept of walking erect makes for kicking a fucking ball around a field.
 
Jay
As adults, what do you think is a good amount of money for an emergency fund
 
Jay
I'm not talking about savings account. more just as a buffer in the checking account
 
sssssh
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall stop, im asking seriously
 
1:53 PM
some of us can't afford emergency funds
@Jay I don't know because I've never had one, but I seem to recall reading something along the lines of enough to cover all your expenses for a couple of months
 
Jay
a couple of months 0.0 yikes
 
Emergency fund: Depends a bit on your situation. Some say a minimum of three months, some say up to a year. (Ha, I wish...)
 
Jay
lol
up to a year sounds like only someone with no money troubles would suggest
the problem is im putting all my extra money into paying my student loan as fast as possible
but it makes me nervous when my bank dips below 500 each month
 
We have 3 months net income as emergency fund. I feel that's a good start.
And there were occasions when we were glad we had it.
 
Jay
@Stephie that sounds reasonable but still seems like a lot
 
1:57 PM
@Jay jeez
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall ?
 
I'm happy if i don't dip below 0
 
@Jay True. But we are at another position in life than you are. We have a house (-> monthly payments) and two children. As we are in the process of renovating our house, there is in fact more money "there", but that's budgeted for different projects.
And I feel a family network can - if push comes to shove - be part of an emergency fund. But that's different for every family.
 
@Jay Most financial experts I've heard speak on it say 6 months. I think that's reasonable, especially for a single person.
 
Jay
@Cindy Yea thats not happening haha. 6 month would be like 12k I would need to save.
 
2:04 PM
@Jay another bit of math: Yes, reducing your student loan saves money. But having to take out a loan in case of emergency costs way more, interest-wise. Paying back student loans is a marathon, not a sprint (but with sprints whan you have the extra money, of course).
@Jay do you really need 2k per month? An emergency fund is calculated based on the bare necessities - not including cinema etc.
 
Jay
@Stephie yes thats including rent/utility and car/student loan payments per month
although i might be rounding up a tiny bit
probably 1750/month
 
@Jay Just decide to put a certain amount aside for X number of months until you reach the 3 month point. After that you can just add small amounts when you can and just let it continue to grow but at a much slower rate.
 
jeez, the heavens just opened
@Cindy maybe it's the leading edge of Joaquin
we're doomed, doomed I tells ya!
 
@ElendilTheTall Lol!
 
Jay
so it might be a good idea to set the extra 500 aside as emergency until i have a decent amount built up before i put that 500 back into student loans?
 
2:10 PM
@Stephie found a good word for you earlier: nictitating
very satisfying to say
 
Jay
sounds like nitpicking and irritating combined
 
it's neither
it's the translucent third eye lid many animals have
the nictitating membrane
 
Jay
oh i see, so its not a word that is used by itself
 
well, you could
it means blinking
from the Latin nictare, to blink
 
Jay
o i see
 
2:13 PM
that leads me to another good word: pandiculation
the act of stretching and yawning at the same time
 
Jay
im nictitating at you right now
 
I could learn to like this job. ;)
 
@ElendilTheTall "Nickhaut" in German ;-) Thanks!
 
hello
 
@ryan hello there
 
2:15 PM
Hi @Ryan!
Been to the store yet?
 
Hi @Ryan.
 
@Ryan (҂⌣̀_⌣́) I sense you are here about.... knives
 
@Stephie nah I might have time tomorrow
@ElendilTheTall your sense is wrong. I just came to see if anyone was talking about anything interesting really
 
damn it
 
Jay
Not here. only boring people here (myself excluded)
 
2:17 PM
i need to brush up on my cold reading
we are currently talking about nice-sounding words
but this is a veritable melting pot of topics
so throw one in and we promise not to point and laugh at you
^much
...
well
well done @jay, you scared off another one
this is why we can't haven nice people!
 
Hey - we're nice people!
 
you murdered a fedex guy this morning just to avoid work!
 
Jay
Oh noes!
My manager just informed me one of the guys from my team is leaving soon
and ill be taking the majority of his work
Ahhhh
 
pay rise baby
 
Jay
Yes thats true. I'll probably get a good review at the end of the year and get a pay raise
 
2:28 PM
@ElendilTheTall That doesn't make me a not nice person.
 
@Jay I'd ask for acting-up pay
 
I had a smile on my face the whole time.
 
@Cindy humming a merry tune no doubt
 
@ElendilTheTall Of course.
 
Jay
oh yes, she only nicely murders people
@ElendilTheTall Just like how im going to nicely slap ya while saying nice things
 
2:31 PM
@Jay That would be correct. But let's not forget that you and Tall are murderers, too.
 
Jay
@Cindy I only murder people that annoy me. I think thats reasonable
 
@Cindy that's a filthy lie!
 
Jay
@ElendilTheTall You murdered your own soul to become the husk of the man you currently are. There were no lies in Cindy's statement
 
@ElendilTheTall Have you forgotten my grisly murder and dismemberment? You guys were brutal.
 
Jay
@Cindy we pieced you back together. let bygones be bygones
 
2:35 PM
@Jay Well, I guess you do get credit for that.
 
yeah, we totally unmurdered you
 
You remembered me!
 
precisely
undismembered
 
Okay, I guess I can get over it. If only my legs weren't backwards.....
 
Jay
@Cindy now you can just enter the guiness world record as the person who can run the fastest backwards
youre welcome
 
2:38 PM
@Jay I knew there was a bright side.
 
Jay
Lol wasn't that the whole reason we talked about dismemberment? we were playing redefinition and remembered was the word?
 
I don't know for sure. But it seems like it was around the same time frame.
 
Jay
Wow just had a major scare
I got an email from my credit card
one line said "We're impressed — you already activated this quarter's 5% cash back on up to $1,500 in combined bonus category purchases. Now earn even more with Shop through Chase"
i thought it meant 1500 was already charged on my card
i freaked out and checked lol
but no it only meant i had activated the quarterly benefit to have the 5% cash back each quarter
I think the "We're impressed" statement was what led to the misunderstanding
I thought it meant, we are impressed, you already spent 1500 on this card in less than a week.
 
flattery will get them everywhere
 
Jay
sigh now im fully awake
 
2:45 PM
gosh, what a chore. fully awake at work
 
I could use a nap.
 
Jay
i want to take it easy while i still have a chance
before im loaded with work. give me a break :/
aw its blocked
 
there you go, don't say I never give you anything
how many of you use any of these social networks?
let's take a straw poll
 
none?
 
@Stephie i take it you mean you use none?
 
2:49 PM
I don't use them.
 
i likewise don't use, indeed have never used, any of them
pretty sure jojo doesn't either
 
I found that when browsing a magazine's website in my lunch break. I use none of these social media networks.
 
I think there's a direct correlation between the high average intelligence of this room and the lack of interest in giving away all your private data social media
 
@ElendilTheTall Couldn't phrase it better.
 
either that or we have no friends!
 
Jay
2:51 PM
only one ived used is facebook
 
haha, but not me! ha ha! ಥ_ಥ
 
Jay
but facebook is good to keep in touch with casual friends
and to set up parties
much easier than sending out mass emails or god forbid actual mail
 
I don't think I need to broadcast every blip in my life...
 
@Jay well, we'll have to take your word for it, kiddo
@Stephie just in here?
:P
 
(except from sharing trivial news with you)
@ElendilTheTall Just here...
But you are special, right?
 
2:55 PM
so the psychologists tell me
 
Jay
@Stephie only some people do that and i usually arent fb friends with them so its not an issue
 
@Jay i usually arent... <slow clap>
You forget how to English so much
 
To add another option in our small poll: How about business networks as opposed to social networks? LinkedIn? Xing? That's something I actually use and which came in handy a few times in the past.
 
:P
@Stephie I don't use either
 
@Jay (and others) when have you last written an actual letter or postcard?
 
2:59 PM
Postcard... probably April
 
(In a social context, not business stuff.)
 
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