stackegg has all but one heart

ALL FIVE

BOOM

omfg we won the internet

woo \o/

I can go back to work now.

now we're number 2

20

Yeah with code golf at the top

Ofc those nurds..

Try to do it without any flags now and then.

we're beating SO

lol

That'll help a bit.

@Iszi someone burned one for the traffic stat. fucking morons

@Iszi We are but someone is being an idiot

Presumably the same dick who was trying to get us to restart

I wish they kept track of total number of votes needed to win

??

Like how many votes were used to get from start to win

i think those are the days

No I think the days is the amount of rounds of voting

oohhhh I get ya

So you can see if it was one dude or 30 people

@TerryChia cubieboard.org/2015/03/10/cubieboard4cc-a80-released

cubietech.com/index.php?route=product/…

price 0.00?

8 core ARM Cortex-A15 with 2GB ram gigabit and onboard wifi

@Ohnana Yeah I was going to attempt to get one free, but the minimum order is 100 and I feel like getting 100 free boards might get noticed by someone.

lawl

store.r0ck.me/collections/home-slide/products/…

They have it for $130

which seems pretty steep

Considering this one has almost identical specs

alibaba.com/product-detail/…

me thinks that site swapped minimum order and price

@Ohnana Alibaba has a tendency to not have correct prices available. I sent them an inquiry. If it is indeed that low I'd buy one.

i meant the cubietech site

although that other board looks sweet

@Ohnana I doubt it, they use Chinese Yuan and 0.56￥ is only 8 cents.

Yeah the rest of the items they have for sale are also 0.00￥, It bet it's because you need to submit a purchase order. Especially for boards in multiples of 100.

oh i see

Heh, the CPU is $40 alone aliexpress.com/item/…

stoopid stack egg

I have so little time today and now THIS

lol

Still haven't seen stack egg. At sine point I guess I will use a machine that is compatible with it

@RoryAlsop It's nothing special. More frustrating than anything else.

Just looking at pictures my mates are posting from Laibach gig. Looks amazing

For some reason the Verdana font family is causing chat to be rendered as bold italic in this browser...

@DavidFreitag Right - I'm on a windows PC. How do I see this thing?

@RoryAlsop Got to the main site and click the image on the right

and by "the main site" I mean security.stackexchange.com

@DavidFreitag Which image?

@RoryAlsop The one that looks like an SE keychain with three red buttons and a monochrome LCD.

@RoryAlsop Beneath "Ask a Question" looks like a tamigachi

Okay - maybe it's not the machine that's the issue. Guessing my adblockers are removing it

let me see if I can find it

@RoryAlsop Strange. I use ABP and don't have a problem.

might have to spin up an insecure VM to play - can't figure out what setting is removing it

alternatively, is it worth the effort

No. Not even remotely.

lol - can't be arsed then

That's the game. The goal is to get the hearts filled and the "Days elapsed" to fill the grey bar so you can "win the internet"

The gray bar isn't just about days elapsed though - your site status throughout each day affects how quickly it grows.

BTW: We got knocked down to 28.

oh, so it will be here more than one day then?

I'll maybe give it a shot

@RoryAlsop No, they're simulated days.

Each day is like 20 or 30 seconds, or something like that.

20 seconds.

has anyone played all the way through?

I played to 70 and got bored

@essefbx I've played through a couple phases, but not one game solid all the way. I haven't caught a site in the Area 51 phase yet.

have you seen the ending? is it pass/fail?

Im so confused as to why it even exists

is like a gamified ad or something

Or it's subtle "How to SE" training

@essefbx I'm not sure if there's a way to fail. Probably only when you give up and reset.

so it is like cat-bounce.com

except less cats

jeez - I had to disable stacks of security to see it, now having to really disable so many security controls to play it.

@RoryAlsop Good lord man, how many extensions do you have???

@essefbx Considering it has absolutely nothing to do with cats or bouncing, I'd have to say no.

lol i guess I meant - in the way of random clicking fun.

@DavidFreitag 3 or possibly 4

nope - far too annoying. Killing off that VM now

@RoryAlsop What extensions? ABP, Ghostery...?

Nope

On that one I have 4 extensions. Google drive, google docs, tab redirect and scriptsafe

sothe only important one is scriptsafe here

the app is just trying to do so many things - I had to whitelist stacks of stuff

and it seems to be a complete pita - doesn't actually do anything

@RoryAlsop Ayep

No I mean the hearts don't appear to have anything to do with what you select

@RoryAlsop That's because it's a democratic process ;]

Everyone votes and the highest one gets selected