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3:56 AM
@RoryAlsop The hearts follow a certain logic according to the majority vote. Though I haven't figured out how ties work.
In classic SE style, the game is driven by the community and their votes. No single person can independently drive the game, unless they're the only one playing on the site at the moment.
What, you can be forced to Flag? That kinda sucks.
So, I guess there might actually be a losing condition. Neglect the site to the point of nearly being shut down, and have no flags available to save you.
 
4:31 AM
Anyone else not surprised that the Bears both have the Legendary badge, or that they're the only Sec.SE users who do?
 
 
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7:03 AM
Morning!
 
7:38 AM
@M'vy OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!
morning
 
7:50 AM
omigoodness. Google actually did something supercool for April 1st.... Go to google maps, zoom in on your home town - and then press the pacman button.
yes, for realsies.
 
15 hours ago, by Rоry McCune
@RoryAlsop ahh that ties into the google maps one (you can play pacman on Google maps)
:op
Give them an inch - first beavers, now this... Seen in #Lochgoilhead #Argyll today http://t.co/9BrRtwji29
 
oh right, so you actually expect me to trawl through 850 messages of the transcript.
@RоryMcCune saw that one though ;-)
 
-2
Q: Stackexchange trusts me, is my security at risk?

Pierre ArlaudWhen I suscribed to security.stackexchange.com, I got the following message: You've earned a bonus of 100 reputation because we trust you on other sites in the network I think my identity has been compromised because I don't want any networks to trust me. I never in my life said that I was ...

seriously
0
Q: Why cryptosystems use 256-bit and not 256-bits?

Felix SanzI don't know if this belongs to english.stackexchange.com or other site like that, since it is not english at all. Why cryptosystems use 256-bit and not 256-bits, if N is not singular? Other uses like computer storage uses bits for cases where N > 1

 
@RоryMcCune is that an april fools thing, or real? Because awesome.
well, if they made it powershell I would be installing the app right now.
 
@AviD maybe it'll be like thinkgeek and if it's popular enough the make it for reals
 
@AviD yeah today is a good day for Technology intelligence
 
@M'vy pretty sure that is a pathetic attempt at april fools.
 
8:19 AM
 
@StackExchange I dont... what... even...
actually quite brilliant
 
oy. will that affect Talisker prices?
 
Heh
 
9:00 AM
Happy to announce the winner of PHC, the Password Hashing Competition! LM hash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LM_hash
 
9:18 AM
@TerryChia dammit. I hate april fools.
honestly? 99% of the time they're just not funny. like, at all.
the other 1% is just mildly amusing.
 
I'm still playing today's xkcd
 
Moderators: this question security.stackexchange.com/questions/85031/…, wouldn't the title "How to convince my management of a physical security risk" be more appropriate
 
And the climbing community has a million 'jokes' that have had some photographic effort put into them
@LucasKauffman yes
The current title is entirely useless
 
9:42 AM
PlayStation Flow
Lovely
 
Has google produced a new product or feature aside from Pacman?
dat moment you are doing a vulnerability scan, think you finally have something, only to find out it's your own machine...
 
9:59 AM
@LucasKauffman IIRC you can tell nessus to ignore it's own IP these days
@LucasKauffman well there's com.google
 
10:24 AM
I'm bored
bored bored bored
boredom consumes me
I have been consumed by boredom
♫ I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes
♫ Boredom's all around me, and so the feeling grows
♫ It's written on the wind, it's everywhere I go
♫ la la la la rainbows, and magic unicorns
♫ Bored right now, thank you very much
♫ I need somebody with a midas touch
♫ Hey you, always being bored
♫ Gotta sort it out baby, gotta have some fun
♫ I'm so bored today, you already know, I'm in the slow lane, from morning to afternoon
 
10:53 AM
@Flyk if you're bored you should go and create a persona, then "inadvertently" leak it to one of the groups of Internet people you know then act all downcast that they worked it out, then go "ha April Fools" tomorrow
 
who says I haven't already done that, it backfired, and now I'm hiding from them?
 
@Flyk no-one
 
11:24 AM
I want to break free....
I WANT TO BREAAAAK FREEEEEEE
I got really hooked on this song:
Tomorrow going to Steel Panther woohoo
 
So yesterday, I posted my highest upvoted answer so far ô_ô
I am now at 2k rep! New privilege!!!!
 
ROT13 added to libsodium! "A fast, keyless, powerful cipher." https://github.com/jedisct1/libsodium/commit/23f1c90c682484f6984ece54b20f6cf231ca9344
 
Adi
@TerryChia I like the definition
crypto_stream_rot13
It's right there with chacha20 and salsa20
 
@RоryMcCune oh
 
@Flyk :op
 
11:38 AM
@Simon now I'm never going to catch you
 
@Flyk you were chasing @Simon , that'll be a novel experience for him :op
 
:p
he's already of the opinion I'm more trouble than I'm worth, anyway - so I doubt it
 
lulz probably
 
@Adi is there also a tequilasunrise20? goes with the salsa and the chacha
 
Adi
@LucasKauffman Are you back from Potland?
 
11:52 AM
@Adi still there at the moment
 
12:03 PM
Hey, since ppl know tmux here. What happens if I tmux into a tmux?
 
@M'vy it tmuxes while you tmux!
 
@M'vy you have a tmux session within another
 
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Q: How to detach a tmux session that itself already in a tmux?

superadminI've opened a tmux session on my local machine, and ssh to the remote machine. After this, I typed command "tmux attach" on the remote machine, then I got a remote tmux session on my local tmux session.Now I want to detach the remote tmux sesstion, I've tried "C-b d", but it detached my local tmu...

 
not a biggie, it knows how to handle it
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Cause I know screen had trouble doing that
you'd loose control over one of the session basically
 
12:05 PM
yeah, for best results run them as two seperate processes
 
@M'vy screen sucks
 
The idea being : tmux > ssh > tmux
 
@M'vy yes thats possible
dont be afrraid
go try it out
 
@LucasKauffman So is TMux/Screen another one of *Nix's Vi/Emacs style fights then?
 
wat?
@RоryMcCune lol no. screen is dead, long live tmux
 
12:06 PM
hum... the thing is, how can I control the inner tmux ?
 
@M'vy Use the force @M'vy.
 
@M'vy use windows
 
@TerryChia :)
 
@M'vy Did you even read the question I posted up?
DID YOU
 
@Ohnana rly but how can I trust that... you could secretly be a TMux Agent Provocateur!
 
12:07 PM
I DONT THINK SO
 
@LucasKauffman ooops my bad. going now
 
@RоryMcCune srsly. no one likes screen after using tmux
 
@RоryMcCune except tmux is way cooler than screen, it's like someone took screen, saw all its flaws and then decided to fix them
 
@LucasKauffman I wish someone would do that for @Simon.
 
12:08 PM
pls
 
svp
 
@RоryMcCune I once wrote a blogpost about tmux here cloud101.eu/blog/2012/04/10/…
 
spl
 
back in 2012
 
@LucasKauffman does not seem to work. :S
 
12:09 PM
@Simon Fault #1.
 
god how I miss being a student sometimes
 
@LucasKauffman But you are a Highly Paid Consultant now!
 
@M'vy APRIL'S FOOL hahaha now you're fucked!
 
In a few years time you can make the switch to HR!
 
@Flyk Do you know a website for cracked VSTs?
 
12:10 PM
@LucasKauffman lukas you're a twat
 
@LucasKauffman not really no.
 
I wanna try a bunch but I don't wanna buy of them if I'm unsure if they'll fit my needs.
 
@TerryChia yea but I miss being a student sometimes, the time you had as a student
 
@Simon no, I buy all of my music software
 
Funny thing is I see both status bar when tmuxing the tmux
 
12:10 PM
@Flyk Bleh, I bought everything I have so far too.
 
what are you after?
 
I'm hesitant to throw in 100 euro for a 909 clone.
 
@TerryChia yea HR manager just like @RoryAlsop
 
Drumazon.
 
12:11 PM
@M'vy well yeah, it's running a tmux inside of the tmux
 
@TerryChia You wanna post more pictures or you're good?
 
@TerryChia yea me and the misses are discussing where we'll be living the coming years, the whole once a year beer might become more frequent
 
@Simon meh
 
@LucasKauffman Oooh, you moving here?
 
12:13 PM
I have spent more than 100 euros on stuff that I'm never going to use again... this week
distorted view of finances
 
i have to pay 40 USD to turn in homework for a class
 
@TerryChia nothing's sure yet, it will depend if she can get a job in SG as a medical assistant, she still needs to pass her medical exam in SG to be certified as doctor there. Otherwise she will try in Germany
 
@Flyk Yeah well, that's what people use as a base for distorted kicks.
Then, they layer the stock distortion plugin in Logic with a bunch of layered EQing too.
 
@LucasKauffman Ahh cool. Why not stay in Belgium?
No cheap beers and whiskies here. :P
 
I might just use 909 samples instead.
 
12:14 PM
@Simon why not go the whole hog and use 910
 
@RоryMcCune HTTP 910: Simon not found
 
@RоryMcCune I don't think one of the 910 synths is known for something good.
 
@Simon sure, there's nothing stopping you from using placeholders while you're learning
 
@TerryChia I know right :(, it's easier for me to move around than it is for her and I dont think she really likes Belgium :P
 
@Flyk Yeah. Apparently, Sylenth1 is decent for leads too.
 
12:16 PM
@TerryChia of course I am trying to find ways to get in decent whisky and beer without paying taxes
 
I like sylenth1
or I could just edit
 
@LucasKauffman That's probably impossible.
 
@LucasKauffman ... it's F'in Bruges that's the problem isn't it?
 
I should have researched more about the TB-3, then I would have realized that the MIDI implementation fucking sucks.
 
Im just really wondering if I move what I have to do with all my beer and whisky, I've got about 250 bottles of beer and 14 bottles of whisky
 
12:17 PM
And I would have bought software synths instead.
 
@Simon I sure I warned you
 
QQ
 
@LucasKauffman But I'd bet shipping in whiskies from your country will still be cheaper than buying them here even after taxes.
 
@RоryMcCune we saw that movie last weekend :P
 
@Flyk Oh you absolutely did that, it's all my bad.
 
12:17 PM
I have something I like
it doesn't really fill a role, though
 
I'm sure I'll manage to do something it later but for now, it's useless.
 
@LucasKauffman You throw a party for the DMZ of course. :)
 
NI Komplete bundle
has thousands of sounds in it
 
@TerryChia yea, but I was wondering, have you tried the japanese whiskys, because they're relatively cheap in Asia
 
I use it for strings and pianos mainly
 
12:18 PM
 
@LucasKauffman Can't say I have.
 
@TerryChia Also beerfest in singapore!
 
@Flyk Samples or MIDI?
 
in june
 
it's like €1k but comes with a decent midi keyboard
 
12:18 PM
@TerryChia try hibiki
 
@Simon soft synths
 
@RоryMcCune jesus. i think i'm going to bruge this summer
 
@LucasKauffman How much does a Macallan 12 year cost at your place?
 
@Flyk That's pretty damn cool!
 
kinda nexus-y
@Simon the keyboards have pretty lights on them -.-
 
12:19 PM
@Flyk lololol
 
that's basically how I ended up getting one
 
@Ohnana it's really nice, perhaps not quite as nice as Ghent or Leuven but still nice
 
"This doesn't work out of the box in tmux, but can be fixed with a little configuration."
ahah
 
@M'vy *Just about everything in Linux.
 
@TerryChia the fine oak one (blue?)
 
Cheapest I can find here actually.
 
it's a pretty serious bundle
 
It would be dumb of me to dump 1k on that though, considering that I don't even have a pair of decent monitors.
I don't need them now though, my landlord wouldn't appreciate it.
 
@Simon So when you getting them?
#burn
 
@TerryChia NEXT YEAR.
 
12:20 PM
@TerryChia i reject your #burn, that sucks
 
@Flyk Are those compatibles with DAW?
 
 bind-key a send-prefix
 
@TerryChia here I guess it's about 80 euros
 
@Ohnana Stop simoning on my parade.
 
1 suckage awarded to terry
 
12:21 PM
@Simon do you mean AU?
 
@TerryChia which is 117 sgd
 
@LucasKauffman Hmm really? Not too bad then...
 
@Flyk Yeah, that.
 
@Simon yes
 
Legit.
I like NI, I own a Traktor S2 and it's a cool device.
 
12:21 PM
@TerryChia the beer is what I hate though, I pay like 12 sgd for a beer I pay around 1.5 sgd at home :P
 
and in addition to all that software (which does in fairness basically cover the full spectrum of the bare essentials you need) you get a pretty decent keyboard
 
The only thing I hate about Traktor Pro is how it can't analyze BPM for shit.
 
@LucasKauffman True! I guess we should look at the Rories for cheap whisky.
 
if you were willing to buy a TB-3...
 
@Flyk I'm jelly.
 
12:22 PM
Rory's whisky moonshine, with a winking Dr Mayhem on the Label
 
But the TB-3 has pretty lights too, I'm sure that you can understand why I wanted one.
 
but my pretty lights don't get in the way of functionality
3
 
@TerryChia T'elder rory already has stuff laid down to Mature
 
all these stars suddenly
 
@RоryMcCune Was that a century ago?
 
12:24 PM
@RоryMcCune Rory's almost integer overflow old whisky!
 
@TerryChia man he'd be rich if it was!
 
@RоryMcCune maybe he is and we just dont know about it :O
maybe he's hiding a pot of gold
 
@RоryMcCune Rock God, HR Manager. He's probably rich anyway. ;)
 
although that's for Irish not Scottish
 
@LucasKauffman Flock of sheep?
 
12:25 PM
@TerryChia yeah not sure (Rock God + HR Manager) - (Kids x 3) == necessarily rich
 
@Flyk Well, that's true.
I kind you not it manages to get a 1-2 second delay at one point.
The device works fine for 5 minutes and then randomly it starts delaying.
 
@RоryMcCune Kids are expensive though
2
 
Fucking useless crap.
What else am I supposed to use that thing for, live performance? Fuck that.
 
@LucasKauffman oh yeah they seriously cut into toy budgets, which is why I've avoided 'em
 
@RоryMcCune you need to learn to share your toys
 
12:30 PM
@LucasKauffman :op hey I might need that many tablets/laptops at some point
 
@Simon That's very mean of you.
 
@TerryChia Funny how I don't want kids too, it makes everything believable.
I plan to buy grown-up toys instead of having kids, such as engines and sound engineering related devices.
 
@TerryChia How's your NS? Did you get to drive an ambulance yet?
 
@LucasKauffman Nah, nothing so fun. :P
 
@Simon I don't want kids either
 
12:42 PM
are you shitting me
 
I'm told not to take drugs because they're bad for me but I'm expected to balloon up to twice my size and push out a watermelon sized object?
 
i was almost at site graduation and some fucker voted to restart
and it succeeded
 
I'm trying to find the world's smallest violin so I can play it just for you
 
@TerryChia aaw :(
 
but... it's quite small, and I can't find it
2
 
12:43 PM
don't worry i've already got it
 
@Flyk Where is @Simon when you need him?
 
@TerryChia @Simon is not the world's smallest violin
 
@Flyk Object? AN ALIEN!
torry pls
 
@Flyk I thought "violin" is an euphemism for @Simon's D?
 
@TerryChia I'm not aware of the pet names you have for each other's genitals. Sorry.
 
12:45 PM
@Flyk more of a cantaloupe hopefully
 
@Ohnana probably
 
watermelon sized babies are like 6 mos old
 
@Ohnana Why do you know that?
Freak.
 
@Simon health/development classes
 
FREAK.
 
12:46 PM
once we've finished this conversation can we discuss how "balloon up to twice my size" was obviously an exaggeration as well?
 
@Flyk idk, some people really get gung-ho about eating for the baby
 
@Flyk Barely, some women manage to gain 100 pounds.
 
@Ohnana misread as eating the baby, would misread again
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
 
YOU'RE GOING BACK IN DAMMIT
 
Babies smell, I can't imagine them tasting good.
 
12:47 PM
@Simon slather them with enough BBQ and it'll work
 
I guess so.
 
ew ew ew
 
is that a person or a statue?
 
Both.
 
12:49 PM
@Ohnana @Simon's mom
 
pls
 
svp
 
spl
 
lol
 
12:50 PM
ssh
 
ftp
 
git
 
irc
 
cat
 
12:50 PM
man
 
dog
 
@LucasKauffman haha you fucked up
 
aaa
 
vpn
 
12:51 PM
aab
aac
aad
 
wav
 
doc
 
tee
 
jpg
 
12:51 PM
xls
 
xls
 
LOL
 
This room was placed in timeout for 30 seconds; the topic of this room is " ' DROP Table Moratorium;-- " - conversation should be limited to that topic.
It looks like you all needed that.
drowning in stupidity.
 
u suk
 
do you think if we all ignore AviD he will go away?
 
12:52 PM
sadly i think that was more on topic that our usual conversation
 
also, what the hell @Ohnana, you dont know Fat Bastard??
 
@Ohnana Very valid point.
 
@AviD wat
 
oh wait, the posting of fat bastard was OK but listing potential attack vectors was not?
REALLY AVID?
 
@AviD Why are we talking about @Simon's mom again?
 
12:53 PM
@AviD I feel like palestine :'(
 
pls
 
this is a disgrace
 
an outrage!
 
I vote for the immediate removal of AviD
 
@Flyk wut
 
12:53 PM
@AviD I don't know
 
@AviD that's really weird but it makes Kalinah's joke a lot funnier
 
@AviD (are palestine jokes too sensitive ?)
 
@LucasKauffman uh yeah, this seems about right
@LucasKauffman heh, depends on how clueless
@Ohnana that guy is Fat Bastard
 
@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers. His extreme size (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in Goldmember. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that end with flatulence, his vulgar manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for...
damn, ninja'd
 
12:54 PM
stop swearing so much
 
@AviD And you know all about him since he was the first person to be fat ever and you love fat people, right?
 
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@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
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16 secs ago, by Ohnana
@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
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damn, ninja'd
 
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7 secs ago, by Ohnana
16 secs ago, by Ohnana
@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
12:55 PM
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@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
user image
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@AviD i know i wiki'd it
 
This room was placed in timeout for 20 seconds; the topic of this room is " ' DROP Table Moratorium;-- " - conversation should be limited to that topic.
 
invalid table moratorium
 
awww i was hoping the elmo gif would be the last thing before the time out
 
12:56 PM
what with you already dropping it last time
 
@AviD Stop trying to do SQL injection on SE.
 
way to go avid, killing the conversation
 
It's not a democracy, it's a dictatorship
 
@Flyk If you can call it a conversation
 
@Flyk Send me a gift card with koinz in it so I can buy music production gems.
 
12:58 PM
@RоryMcCune it was multiple people contributing to the same common theme, that's basically a conversation
 
@Simon what the fuck is that sentence
 
@Flyk thats not how it works
 
@Simon do I look like a fucking charity
 
@Flyk Would the right answer be "yes"?
 
...no?
 
12:59 PM
@Ohnana IT'S A SENTENCE MADE OUT OF WORDS AND NON-WORDS.
 
@Flyk if donating thermite to people's faces is considered charitable
 
@Flyk is that like when you find lonely 40 year olds who have never had a girfriend, and just do them a favor?
 
@AviD ...no?
 
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