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4:00 PM
(Getty Images was last acquired in 2012 for $3.3B; the lawsuit has a maximum amount of $1.4B.)
 
@Bob true. will have to get back to that some time
 
home time!!!!
 
Bob
@Burgi wait you had abeer and you're not even home yet? :P
 
ttyl
 
ugh. Go away help vampire. RL friend texts me with a link to a laptop and the question "Is this a good laptop". FOR WHO!!!!! What use case! What size of laptop do they prefer! Jesus, include some details!
 
4:01 PM
beer o'clock in work :D
 
A dog walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint and a plate of chips." The bartender, amazed, tells the dog "Wow, you're amazing, you should join the circus or something."

The dog glares back at the man, confused and says "Why, do they need electricians?"
 
In fact, a company that does this would be an ideal candidate to enter a short position in.
 
@electronbeam I don't get it...
 
@allquixotic OK ):
 
How do I insert a mini cd into a large dvd drive?
 
4:03 PM
@jokerdino you're my RL friend?!
 
Are you calling my life fake?
 
Bob
whoops
I accidentally bought CoD: BO III
I blame the Humble Monthly Bundle...
 
@Rahul2001 slot-mounted?
 
send it over
 
damnit clippy...
 
4:04 PM
Did you guys hear that America is converting to the metric system? Adoption rate is slow, but it's creeping along. inch by inch....
5
 
@allquixotic The one where this tray comes out...
@electronbeam ;p
 
Bob
@Rahul2001 stick it in the middle :P
 
@Rahul2001 um... place it on the tray?
 
Doesn't work
 
@Bob advice for life?
 
4:04 PM
not the kind of tray with the laser
the other one...
 
Bob
@Rahul2001 have you tried putting the shiny side down?
 
;p
 
Bob
@Rahul2001 when trying to read a CD, it helps to have a drive with a laser
 
damnit, guys...
 
.@Rahul2001 there's usually a indentation for that
 
Bob
@Rahul2001 what, you're the one who asked for more jokes
2
 
@JourneymanGeek this one doesn't...
@Bob you got me... :P
 
Bob
get a different drive, then
 
That one does.
 
@Bob school PC :(
I'll have to hunt for my external one...
 
Bob
4:06 PM
cause if it's not designed to read the small disks then you're pretty much stuck
copy the contents to a flash drive at home
also, if you try to put a mini CD in a drive not designed for it, it might get literally stuck
 
yeah...
I found my external drive!
Technically, it was my dad's...
 
wait, why are you on RA at school?
 
I was supposed to return it, but I haven't seen him in months, so I guess I'll just keep it...
 
DO YOUR SCHOOLWORK!!!
This is your principal!
 
Bob
I call BS, Microsoft.
"up to date"
 
4:10 PM
4
Q: How do I remove a stuck Mini CD from the SuperDrive on a Macbook Pro?

Ian C.I have a 2010 13" MacBook Pro that someone inserted one of those Mini CD type discs in to. The SuperDrive happily ingested the media but now refuses to spit it out. It does not show up as a mounted drive in Disk Utility. I tried starting the machine up while holding down the Eject key and the Su...

 
@allquixotic My principal doesn't even know the name of the OS her PC runs...
 
@Rahul2001 did he go out to buy milk and some eggs?
 
@jokerdino parents got separated... :/
 
hugs Rahul.
 
:)
 
4:12 PM
@Bob hey, you're helping them test their bleeding edge insider stuff by ... recognizing that their updater for their bleeding edge insider stuff is broken! yay!
 
Bob
@allquixotic lol. now if only there was a way to report it...
 
@Bob Open the Windows Feedback app.
 
I've never actually felt that Microsoft would listen to any submissions customers make, whether they're official beta testers or not
all their feedback just seems to get swallowed into the Windows equivalent of /dev/null
 
Bob
@bwDraco I'd probably have better luck posting in /r/Windows10
@allquixotic s/\/dev\/null/NUL/
 
heh, yeah, remembered that right as I hit enter
 
Bob
4:14 PM
...nice feedback
 
echo blahblah > NUL
 
\Device\Null is the full OM name of that, FYI ;)
 
Bob
ok, time to get in bed and watch @allquixotic's ACI video on the tablet :D
 
@Bob lol. yes. tell Microsoft that a third party, Nintendo, should bring the most popular mobile game ever to Microsoft's platform
I'm sure Microsoft thinks that's a fantastic idea, but Nintendo apparently does not
 
Bob
@allquixotic s/Nintendo/Niantic/
:P
 
4:15 PM
@Bob ...oh, somehow I thought it was Nintendo?
 
@bwDraco I had this problem years ago, (Macbook mini cd)
I called apple and I shit you not, they told me to do the following:
Reboot, hold eject until you hear the superdrive let go of the disc, turn the machine off, hold the mac horizontally with the superdrive facing away from you, and spin around violently so the disc flies out with centrifugal force
It worked.
 
Bob
@allquixotic Nah. Niantic (Ingress) is the dev. Also, Pokemon is owned by "The Pokémon Company"
 
@electronbeam that is perhaps the most hilarious support instruction I've ever heard
 
Bob
(which does include Nintendo, granted)
 
4:16 PM
and the fact that it worked is even better
 
Bob
2. Accidentally let go so it flies into a wall
3. Pick up the CD from the smashed pieces
4. Tape it back together if necessary. Clear tape recommended.
 
Bob
> Buy a copy of a baby naming book and you'll never be at a loss for variable names. Fred is a wonderful name, and easy to type.
 
I actually intentionally write code to be unmaintainable when I'm at work
makes it more difficult for me to be replaced :3
 
Bob
@electronbeam ಠ_ಠ
 
4:23 PM
In my most recent python program, I called several different methods mainApplication() mainProgram() software() mainApp(), method(), loopMe(), susan()
 
LOL
 
no comments.
 
susan please
 
I had some excellent quality code with lots of comments written in the worst language ever (VbScript), but I had a magic string in it that befuddles even Microsoft
gfjmrfkfifkmkfffrlmmgmhmnlulkmfmgkgj
yes, that was a string constant in my program
 
Bob
@electronbeam now I'm wondering what susan does
Oct 20 '15 at 16:58, by Bob
@allquixotic You sure? That message is literally the only result on Google.
:D
 
4:27 PM
Oct 15 '13 at 15:07, by allquixotic
function registerComDlg
	Set objRegistry = GetObject("winmgmts:\\.\root\default:StdRegProv")
	objRegistry.CreateKey &H80000001, "Software\CLASSES\Licenses\4D553650-6ABE-11cf-8ADB-00AA00C00905"
	objRegistry.SetStringValue &H80000001, "Software\CLASSES\Licenses\4D553650-6ABE-11cf-8ADB-00AA00C00905", "", "gfjmrfkfifkmkfffrlmmgmhmnlulkmfmqkqj"
end function
 
Bob
Oct 20 '15 at 17:01, by allquixotic
Oh. q instead of g for the last 2
 
@Bob we've been through this before
 
Bob
@allquixotic chat repeats itself :P
Oct 20 '15 at 17:02, by allquixotic
I typoed it
Oct 20 '15 at 17:02, by Bob
You TYPED it?!
 
if not for transcript, it would be deja vu.
 
4:28 PM
here you go!
def susan():
try:
win32clipboard.OpenClipboard()
blueberrywaffles = win32clipboard.GetClipboardData()
win32clipboard.CloseClipboard()
global reasons = 4;

thisIsAVariableLOL = blueberrywaffles
if thisIsAVariableLOL.find(software(reasons)) == -1:
print failed
else:
if len(thisIsAVariableLOL) == 18:
print "why? Idk."

application(thisIsAVariableLOL)
except:
print "yes, something happened"
time.sleep(5)
 
Bob
O_O
 
INVALID PYTHON DETECTED
NO WHITESPACE USED
ERROR: NO WHITESPACE
WHITESPACE ERROR ON LINE 1
WHITESPACE ERROR ON LINE 2
WHITESPACE ERROR ON LINE ERROR
@#%$R!@$^%!(@#$*%)!@#%*!$@^($*%)!#$(%!)#@$%!@*#$)%$!*@#
Segmentation Fault
 
Bob
 
@bwDraco Please stop quoting yourself, we all saw the original post ...
 
4:31 PM
welp.
 
@DavidPostill I meant to qualify it, sorry.
I can't stop calling attention to myself.
I'll see what I can do about this.
 
@bwDraco if you're interested in something, post it in chat; if other folks are interested too, they'll comment; if not, they won't... simple :)
happens to me all the time: I link something I thought was cool, and maybe made someone else smile or whatever, but they don't actually say anything to me about it
*shrug* not a big deal
 
here have more of my awful code:
 
@electronbeam can you please for the love of god use the fixed font button (or Ctrl+A Ctrl+K) so it doesn't look like crap?
 
It's one of the functions that rickrolls you if your password is incorrect to open the main app loop
def philCollins():
    oh_lord = raw_input('I can feel if coming in the air tonight\n')
    waitingForThisMoment = allmylife.lower()
    if iRemember.find(dontWorry) == -1:
        print "basically because " + gatedReverb[videogames]()]
    else:
        itstimetoduel = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
        os.startfile(itstimetoduel)
        nukedascreen()
 
4:33 PM
!! s/crap/invalid Python/
 
@allquixotic @electronbeam can you please for the love of god use the fixed font button (or Ctrl+A Ctrl+K) so it doesn't look like invalid Python? (source)
 
thank you
!! s/if/it/
 
@allquixotic def philCollins():
oh_lord = raw_input('I can feel it coming in the air tonight\n')
waitingForThisMoment = allmylife.lower()
if iRemember.find(dontWorry) == -1:
print "basically because " + gatedReverb[videogames]()]
else:
itstimetoduel = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
os.startfile(itstimetoduel)
nukedascreen() [\(source\)](http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/31371001#31371001)
 
....damnit
 
lol gg
 
Bob
4:34 PM
lol
 
still, that's hilarious
 
I pride myself on my completely impossible to read and understand code
 
I understood it just fine, now I'm humming Phil Collins
 
ECHO ••••••••• = my favorite dos command
 
Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.10586]
(c) 2015 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Sean>ECHO ••••••••• = my favorite dos command
••••••••• = my favorite dos command

C:\Users\Sean>
 
4:38 PM
beep beep beep beep
the BEL char
 
omg haha
 
I remember in my AP Computer Science class when we discovered the Windows C functions for controlling the PC speaker
 
@allquixotic Everybody knows your first name now :)
 
we skipped our assignments for a day and did nothing but make the PC speaker make chip tunes
 
4:39 PM
Oh that sounds like a lot of fun
 
@DavidPostill I've put it out here like 100000 times so I don't care
 
Here's another live example of REAL, WORKING CODE I use daily to do work
 
CTRL+K you goober!
 
it won't work
lol
I hit the button
IT DID NOTHING
 
did you Ctrl+A first?
 
4:41 PM
	def okPal():
		wizards = "Hi, I you seem to have dropped this "+IAMABUTTON.get()+" \nIt's dangerous to go alone, \ntake this"
		print("make it so: "+PeopleIMarginallyDislike[yodawgiherdulikevariables.get()]+" --- "+hackTheGibson(memes))
		skype.SendMessage(asdfghhjkl(), hakunaMatata())
		job.quit()
		create.destroy()
		dump_girlfriend()
 
nubface.
 
there
 
"Chain printers (also known as train printers) placed the type on moving bars (a horizontally-moving chain)." ... "It was also possible to play primitive tunes on these printers by timing the nonsense of the printout to the sequence on the chain, a rather primitive piano."
 
learn the ways of the GCM.
 
Bob
@allquixotic you only need to click in the box, not ctrl+a...
 
4:44 PM
basically nobody else uses these applications that I write and I want to keep it that way
in case I get fired and they try to use my automation system, the will NEVER figure out how to operate it
 
@electronbeam Clearly you haven't visited reverseengineering.stackexchange.com
 
This is the main menu to my app, when you launch it.
hi this is a menu
has senpai noticed me?
  1.) yes
  2.) green
  3.) apples are delicious
  4.) friday
  5.) star trek
  6.) potato
  7.) this is the correct option
  8.) actually this is
  9.) orly
  10.) how is babby formed
 
@allquixotic You seriously remember that?
@DavidPostill That actually exists??
 
you could use obfuscate.py on top of what you write
 
@allquixotic I do.
 
4:48 PM
Seems about as memorable as SDDL
 
@Rahul2001 I searched chat history
 
@allquixotic but some version of it has to be "maintainable"
 
@electronbeam You should re-purpose that app to do password resets ;p
 
@allquixotic That's a lot less cooler...
 
@DavidPostill it does.
 
4:48 PM
@Rahul2001 Try it and see ...
 
@electronbeam 42
 
It's surprisingly active
 
@DavidPostill if you choose potato and then on the secondary menu, pizza it takes you to a password reset screen that asks you "hey gurl, can I have yo numba?"
 
@electronbeam lol
 
@electronbeam ;p
 
4:50 PM
also, I'm annoyed that your menu does not have "I am a BANANA!"
 
My spoon is too big
 
I literally just googled "stuff to talk about with friends"
 
@allquixotic it does, that's the stdout debug
If you ever see I am a banana, the program has crashed horribly
 
These will make conversations totally awkward: yahoo.com/beauty/…
> 20. How would you spend your last day if you knew you had only one more to live?
Seriously?
 
4:52 PM
there are variables in my app called abc
qwertyuiop
 
;p
 
@Rahul2001 oh god, I actually clicked that link to that ass cancer site trackhoo
 
and there is one, fantastic variable called
 
@Rahul2001 yeah, that's awesome - let's talk to our significant other about one of the darkest things imaginable! lolz
 
@electronbeam I knew it. You are @cat in disguise!
 
4:53 PM
ihateyoumorethananythinginthisdamnworldddddd
 
@electronbeam thanks
 
Bob
trying to pick up a USB-C charger and battery pack
> Order Subtotal: USD 95.95
dammit
 
basically any 2006 meme
 
Bob
and I can't even be sure it works until it arrives -_-
 
My hacking challenge has a variable called rahulisabetterprogrammerthanyouandyoujusthappentobeanidiot
 
4:54 PM
@Bob oh, you mean it hasn't been approved by The Benson yet?
 
Bob
@allquixotic oh, it has
I just don't know if my tablet takes USB-C charging at 5V
 
@Rahul2001 I would invent time travel so I could go backwards in time :)
 
Bob
or if it requires a higher-voltage charger
some laptops won't charge at lower voltages
@Rahul2001 except that phrase actually triggered a bug
the irony
 
@Rahul2001 I tokenized that as "RA hu Lisa better pro grammerth anyouan dyo uju sthappento bean I diot"
 
lol
 
4:56 PM
found another tasty one... sharifHeDontLikeIt.rockThe(casbah)
 
Bob
hm... what else do I need
charger, battery pack, cable... hub...
 
@Bob brain? ;p
 
Bob
@DavidPostill too expensive
I can do without for now
 
I am the leetest coder out there, kids
 
4:59 PM
Watch the first 45 seconds...
 
@electronbeam were you serious about the telegram thing because i think i have found you....
 
@Burgi ye lol
 
Bob
@cat gonna give this a shot
 
Youtube comment like and dislike buttons changed...
I don't like it
 
Bob
@Burgi she's very well hidden on there
 
5:03 PM
@Bob if the person i'm talking to now is her then it was actually really easy
 
Bob
@Burgi do I really need to add a /s?
 
i'm confused
 
i r confuse
:D
 
I really need to learn photoshop...
@electronbeam any recommendations?
 
Is he using cs2 or something?
9 years...
 
it's hardly changed from what I hear
unless you're at hte top end, you can be using any version in the last 10 years and be 'current'
 
Bob
the UI has changed quite a lot
though I think you can still get the old layout
 
@bob lol
 
5:19 PM
I typically don't use this kind of language, but seriously, trump deserves to f*cking die...
 
I'm personally slightly in favor of Clinton but she has her own issues :\
This year's candidates are both crap.
I don't really want to vote for either.
 
Bob
yay FPTP
 
See, I was worried brexit was going to be really bad
but then suddenly I'm not worried when I see how screwed america is
 
5:38 PM
There is an argument that the US and Nato were responsible for at least part of Brexit:

"Refugees have poured out of Syria and Iraq. Turkey, Jordan and Lebanon have absorbed several million refugees. But it is the flow of people into the European Union that has had the greatest geopolitical impact, and helped to precipitate the British vote."

"what was it that gave rise to that massive refugee crisis?

It was the U.S. national-security state’s regime change operations in the Middle East, including NATO’s bombing campaign as part of its regime-change operation in Syria."
 
o_O
 
"What did U.S. and NATO officials think — that people would simply remain where they were so that they could get blown to bits with the bombs that were being dropped on them, by the U.S. assassination program, or by the massive civil-war violence that came as a result of the U.S. and NATO regime-change operations?"
I don't particularly agree one way or the other but it is a viewpoint ...
 
Bob
"assassination program" nope no hyperbole here, nosiree
 
@electronbeam I somehow doubt such a program is real, although now I want it to be.
 
5:53 PM
Dear America,
You're scaring us now. Don't vote Trump in.
Sincerely,
Rest of the world
 
So what would you call it? Just one example "Two Top ISIS Leaders Killed In Mosul Airstrikes: Pentagon".


Simple Definition of assassinate

: to kill (someone, such as a famous or important person) usually for political reasons
Let's be honest about what is happening ...
 
Bob
@DavidPostill A bit too simple. See arguments over "targeted killing" vs "assassination"
Especially in the context of it being, y'know, a warzone.
 
This is gonna win me sooooo many bets...
 
X's only you say
1. play the middle
:D
2. lose
 
6:09 PM
The US has not declared war on Isis.

"Technically, no. Article I, Section 8, of the U.S. Constitution says: "Congress shall have the power ... to declare War." It has not done so against ISIS.
The U.S has been conducting airstrikes for years and has sent trainers and Special Operations Forces to help combat the terror group.
But the U.S. hasn't formally declared war on ISIS -- or on anyone else since 1942, when Congress voted to do so against Nazi Germany allies Bulgaria, Hungary and Romania."
 
Bob
@DavidPostill I suppose the argument there is whether they consider it a legitimate state. If not, then there's no one to declare war against.
Doen't stop it from being a warzone, either.
 
Targeted killing > Civilian casualties > migration > brexit
 
I've also dreamt in code plenty of times...
And my apps are more advanced than christmas trees...
 
I used to dream in quake 3
 
And I think would easily pass a programming test into a university, if university admissions in India didn't rely so heavily on grade 12 marks
Seriously, I get pissed off when the media comes along and starts calling every kid on the street who knows programming 'the next Steve Jobs'
 
6:19 PM
Steve Jobs was a douche :/
 
@djsmiley2k Huh. I used to dream in Doom. You are showing your age young one :)
 
Not that I want to be the 'Next Steve Jobs', I'd much rather be the first 'Rahul Basu'
 
@DavidPostill haha it was very weird.
 
Oh, he also comes from a very rich family...
 
@Rahul2001 But you're not :)
 
6:21 PM
@DavidPostill I can be the first famous one... :D
 
@Rahul2001 You are on the first page when searching for "Rahul Basu" famous :)
 
@DavidPostill seriously?
Oh, yeah I am...
 
some really old google plus posts :/
 
6:28 PM
YAY!
 
back, went to lunch
 
wb
I'm waiting on chinese
 
@electronbeam front, stayed at desk :)
 
i did the typical thing of thinking i'd ordered it, only to go back and found it waiting for details :(
 
@djsmiley2k I didn't know you were a waiter :)
 
6:33 PM
:P
 
I'm enjoying my Texan BBQ Spicy Chicken Wings :)
 
the dad jokes are at an extreme level in here
 
@electronbeam I don't really get to see my real dad, so I don't mind... :D
 
@electronbeam Now I'm upset. I don't have a dad anymore <cries> ...
 
I am my own dad :( <sobs>
 
6:37 PM
Pro tip: If you have a kids, don't leave them. JUST FUCKING DON'T.
Or at the very least, stay in touch...
 
leave them?
oh right
i thought for a moment you meant like... at the park or something D:
 
@Rahul2001 If you have parents, don't let them die .... :/
 
Bob
@allquixotic just finished that ACI episode
:(
 
@DavidPostill if you are your parents, don't kill yourself!
 
@electronbeam lol. Thanks for making me laugh
 
6:49 PM
Being a time paradox is fun
 
Bob
@electronbeam It's possible without time travel!
 
7:03 PM
@Bob sorry :(
 
@Bob My head hurts ...
 
Bob
@allquixotic it was interesting. very very sad, but interesting
@DavidPostill lol
I think i first heard that one in The Stupids
was in-flight entertainment
 
"I'm My Own Grandpa" (sometimes rendered as "I'm My Own Grandpaw") is a novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, performed by Lonzo and Oscar in 1947, about a man who, through an unlikely (but legal) combination of marriages, becomes stepfather to his own stepmother — that is, tacitly dropping the "step-" modifiers, he becomes his own grandfather. In the 1930s, Latham had a group, the Jesters, on network radio; their specialties were bits of spoken humor and novelty songs. While reading a book of Mark Twain anecdotes, he once found a paragraph in which Twain proved it would be possible...
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy My head still hurts :)
 
7:58 PM
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@CanadianLuke Why do you keep promoting your resurrected blog on RA? It's starting to look like spam ...
 
@BenN Hmm. Who added it I wonder? I can remove it :) Should I?
 
It's not doing any harm IMO, but one could make the argument of "why is one person's blog on a feed when mine/yours/XYZ's isn't?"
 
@BenN Exactly ...
 
8:09 PM
DavidPostill has made a change to the feeds posted into this room
 
@BenN I've made it a ticker feed :)
 
OK :)
 
8:37 PM
@DavidPostill I added it a long time ago, kept the same url. At the time, the regulars said go for it. I'm ok with it being a ticker feed, regular message or gone at all, as long as it's the decision of the group as a majority.
Besides, very automated, I'm on a bus on my phone. I'm not posting myself
 
@CanadianLuke I'm happy to revert it back to a regular post if anybody grumbles :)
I'm not sure exactly how we would get a majority decision on anything in RA. Is there a mechanism for voting on such things?
 
Count the people who could be considered "regular" and try to get more than 50% of those people to agree to a thing?
 
@BenN Define "regular"
And how do we arrange a fair vote? Where do we post the question to ensure that people will see it?
 
8:58 PM
At the time, I posted on meta and pinned the link on here. After some time, no objections, I made the link
 
@CanadianLuke ok, ok. reverted
 
As long as it's agreed, that's all I ask
 
9:15 PM
me and @Rahul2001 ran a vote on the chatbot by just asking for stars on keep or leave
if a mod pins them for 48 hours or something we could use that to canvas opinion
 
9:44 PM
!raaaaaaaaat
 
@ThatBrazilianGuy Hmm. That cat is clearly insane ;p
:31378110 lol
 
Worth building, or get a prebuilt system instead?
@allquixotic
 

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