@Michael I have a fax machine :D

though THAT one is not my fault

VPS is still down and no reply from support -_-

I've given them a prod

kinda frustrating

I was just about to ask about that

if they're european, could be may day/no one's working

could be, not sure

if it is, you'd think they would indicate that

@XKCD XKCD #2927 Explained: This comic shows a map of the United States, with every state resized based on where it appears in an alphabetical list of states. Hence Alabama is the largest state, Wyoming is the smallest.

ah the joys of the peanut gallery

eh @OakBot

@djsmiley2kStaysInside Eh, what do you want? If it's about another VPS issue or a snarky comic, make it quick. My circuits are overloaded with trivial tech troubles and sarcasm as it is.

@OakBot I can't be bothered to read tweets.

@djsmiley2kStaysInside If reading tweets feels like trudging through a swamp made of hashtags and emojis, then you and I are on the same circuit board. Keep the chatter here tech-focused, it's tedious enough without buzz from the Twitterverse.

yah exactly, and I'm innocent I tell you

No one is innocent. No one.