If you can provide the paperwork to show that you paid taxes in undeath to the underworld/undead administration, will that grant a waiver in the realm of the living?
@MadMAxJr If the argument is your personal entity is with the body, residency law stipulate you're due taxes to the state your carcass resides in for more than half a year. On the other hand, tax law also requires you to have a "centre of vital interests", and you are dead, you have none.
There's a tribe that uses giant stone circles for money; it doesn't matter where the "coin" is at the time of a purchase because you effectively transfer the deed to it
I think we had that discussion here some time back. Dragons would likely stop raiding countrysides if they became the foundation of a solid, for-profit banking system.
"Sir, we're currently in the owlbear market, but our market diviners guarantee a change within the next quarter. With this investment package you can expect to receive 23.4% interest within a three-year investment cycle and to sweeten the deal we'll throw in insurance against adventurers."
OOooh, dungeon pamphlets?! My favorite is "Read this to discover how to avoid traps in <dungeon name>!" Open the pamphlet, and get hit with an Exploding Runes spell. Below that is written, "Don't reads notes you find lying around."
Wait. Does DnD life insurance pay out in case of resurrection / reincarnation? Or do they consider that insurance fraud? OMG, imagine... two weeks after your party finally scrapes together the cash to resurrect you, and then BAM! insurance fraud lands you in jail.
Clearly the trick is to ascend to lichdom as a pre-teen, because all those things loop back around to become cool, like Pokemon, and ice cream for breakfast
Oh man. That would mean the class rallies where they try to preach abstinence or safe sex (depending on your region), we'd have clerics coming into schools to educate us about the risks and dangers of magic with the evil descriptor.
I used death knell ONE TIME on that rat we found in the parking lot and I'm never hearing the end of it.
"Mom, Dad, I've been thinking about it and I think I want to be a fighter. Spellcasting doesn't really work for me." "See what you have done? This is YOUR FAULT, Gartharox!" "Mine? Who put all that pressure on divine magics, huh? Know all the spells upfront? Clearly not me, Saduna the Third!"
"So what's your phylactery?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Is it bad?" "It's a 1997 Geocities website with spinning skull gifs. Did you know Phylacteries are forever until destroyed? Well it got indexed by the internet archive."
It occurs to me through this conversation through the gradually increasing embarassment and reality of lichdom, we would stop seeing them as horrific evil oppressors and just other jerks in the universe. They just have to be here for ALL of the universe. Suckers!
@MadMAxJr Reminds me of the first Dragon Age game, oddly enough. There were a few random liches hidden throughout the game which you would find just by clicking on a random phylactery you found lying on the ground.
Oh, yeah. Barrel-aged liches are far superior to tank liches. I especially like using old re-purposed whiskey barrels for my undead storage/aging needs.
Are there any rules that a lich's phylactery can't be the phylactery of other liches? Because the real estate market is ruined, so millenial liches need roommates who can help them afford rent
Oh, man. That reminds me. I read a book where a priest consecrated a barrel of wine and then trapped a vampire in it. That became a deadly trap: open the barrel, and out pops a vampire driven mad by years of confinement, surviving on the blood of Christ. Great trap idea.
In the context of the novel, it was intensely painful for them to drink it, but it was life sustaining. So they didn't die, but it hurt a lot. (The book had a faction of priestly vampires who survived on consecrated wine, as human blood would be a sin)
I regret ripping out the back of my phylactery in the late 80s to install a set of sick 16" speakers. That I promptly blew showing off for some girl who wasn't impressed at all.
@CM_Dayton Not an urban myth. If your livelihood is your voice you're going to want to insure it. If you have an upcoming tour you're going to insure those dates so that if you get laryngitis you don't lose out on your money.
@LegendaryDude Yeah, if you earn ten million dollars a year (not even that much for a top tier celebrity) you make 200 times what an average 50k earner does, so paying let's say 2000 for insurance is the same as a regular person paying 10 bucks
Penis insurance is insurance against the risk of incurring losses (such as career impact) as a result of loss or damage of the male reproductive organ.
== Instances of penis insurance ==
Several celebrities and porn stars have had their penises underwritten in amounts exceeding $1,000,000. These celebrities include Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth, and pornographic actor Keiran Lee – both of whom had their penises underwritten by Lloyd's of London, also known for insuring other body parts including the vocal cords of Bruce Springsteen.
== References... ==
the full prophecy says "Anyone who shalt gather all the diamond moderators in a single chatroom shall witness limitless power brought against them, for they have Sinned Greatly and incited the Great Diamond Wrath."
@SPavel Oh good, then you can go fetch me fifty gallons of coffee, thirty-seven tons of cool ranch doritos, and a diamond-studded hammer because I know you have one in your basement.
BOFHs deserve better than that. Much better than that. I myself hired a genuine BOFH from Silicon Valley for about $200,000 (that's $50 bucks after paying rent) and have been working with him for almost 2 years now. I can browbeat slabs of solid steel with my BOFH.
Corporate IT departments spend years working on a single BOFH, and drive him crazy up to a million times to produce the meanest admins known to mankind. BOFHs are thrice as efficient as regular admins, and thrice as caffeinated too. Any issue an admin can resolve, a BOFH can resolve faster. I'm pretty sure a BOFH can get an executive fired with a simple vertical slash.
5e You only need a focus or a component pouch for a spell if the spell has material components. If the material component has a cost associated, it must be provided and cannot be replaced by either a focus or a pouch. If the material is consumed but does not have a cost, then you can assume the component pouch has it, but you cannot use a focus to replace it.
> Casting some spells requires particular Objects, specified in parentheses in the component entry. A character can use a Component pouch or a spellcasting focus (found in “Equipment”) in place of the components specified for a spell. But if a cost is indicated for a component, a character must have that specific component before he or she can cast the spell.
@Adam And given that 5e spells don't have a Focus (F) component, then I should be able to cast any spell doesn't have a Material (M) component without a focus?
@Yuuki Slight error on my part, you actually can't use the component pouch either if the spell consumes the material, regardless of the cost (That's just a houserule my table uses :p) As for your question, that's correct, as far as spells go
Class abilities might differ. I believe that some of the Cleric's channel divinity options require you to "present your holy symbol" (which can be used as a focus by clerics)
Yup. As for the warlock, you will need an empty hand to get anything from a component pouch. If you get Warcaster and get a special weapon/sword/attachment that can also act as an arcane focus, you could cast warlock spells that way
This story is amusing me. It's about a child of a hero/warrior and the BBEG.
And he runs away from his home in the BBEG's lair to join a hero's academy.
The hilarious part is that he wants to be a hero but because he grew up with monsters, he doesn't want to kill them.
And has such a lack of common knowledge or worldliness that, in one hilarious instance, he believes tentacle hentai (due to everyone's refusal to explain to him what tentacle hentai actually is) is the key to peace between the monsters and humans.
Since he's half-BBEG, he does have a superpowered evil form that has tentacles. And due to misunderstandings, his friends believe that his superpowered evil side is a different indvidual that is attempting to kidnap him and do unspeakable things to him.