Jason Marsh

Let's say you want to deliver a message "Give me an apple". If you turn that into a function in software engineering, it becomes

`f(identity) => apple`

Humanity basically wanted to turn this into a speakable language such as English or Chinese and it became

"Give me an apple"

There is already a language design flaw here. First, you do not restate "me", because you are the one who is requesting an object from your opponent.

`The class is at 9am on Monday mornings.`
`The class is at 9am at Monday mornings `
I see no differences. If I was an alien who speak superior language of universe, I'd quickly discard those "at" or "on" usage and just use one of them or simply omit them completely.

If you could possess one of the following mythical weapons, which one would you pick?
1) Equalizer - A magical hammer forged 9,000,000 years ago that if you hit someone with it, the person will change to a black person. If the person is already black, it won't do anything.

2) Dagger of youth - if you stab someone with it, the guy will go back to a stage of his life when he was 5 years ago.