So I woke up super-glued to th' toilet seat. 'n th' toilet was filled wit' poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gaggin' so I flushed th' toilet... 'n then it started overflowin' wit' me still glued to th' seat. So thar I was, glued to th' toilet 'n bein' hit wit' wave after wave 'o other people's poop.