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20:00
I don't check the context, that would make life boring
You'd miss such random comments if I checked the context
user15026
Its me and my one SO snuggling while I talked on the Bridge
but even without that you could've guessed that the purple stick figure was quite obviously Ashley.
user15026
@kalina I am actually the one on the computer
@AshleyNunn how do you snuggle your Stack Overflow?
@badp nope, I didn't guess that
@AshleyNunn that looks like an awkward snuggling position
20:00
@kalina but you could've!
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Q: Why do we have a wifi tag?

kalinaYes - I understand what Wifi is. My question is, why do we have a tag for it? As a gaming website, supporting networking technologies is outside of our scope, and the closest we're ever really going to get to wiki is networking. Can we just merge these two tags together or is there a particula...

@badp but I didn't.
@kalina That's the point, I had trouble figuring out a way to do both at the same time
user15026
@kalina Thats because badp drew him backwads
@badp you could have rotated the perspective around 90 degrees and drew them side by side
20:02
@SepiaLazers Lets just burninate them both
@kalina but then he'd be grabbing the keyboard and say "hi losers"
user15026
@DanHulme very carefully
Yay, moving to a new cubicle.
@Powerlord Enjoy.
user15026
@badp Nah, he is too cool for that
user15026
20:03
@Powerlord Yay!
I clicked through for context of that picture and started laughing uncontrollably. Again
Crap, can someone go approve this edit? gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/35858
I rejected it and then realized there was a comment linking to a meta post and now wish I hadn't rejected it
Feb 27 at 2:26, by Ashley Nunn
@badp I am sitting in front of him, his legs on either side, and his arms around me.
Actually, there wasn't a link to a meta post. The next edit he made had a link here: meta.gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/6957/…
@badp for starters, if he called us losers for being here, he would be insinuating that @AshleyNunn is also a loser for being here, and I don't think that would happen
20:07
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Q: What does the map choice depends on?

Xavier Samuel HuppéIn World of Tanks, There is a number of maps and when you want to play the match making system simply assign you one. It seems to be not totally random. For exemple, when you play tier 1 or 2 tanks, you will often get some maps that you simply won't get at all while playing tier 5 or 6. How doe...

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Q: Minecraft PE Wifi join game

JulI have a problem related to other questions on this site regarding joining Minecraft Pocket Edition games over wifi. However, my problem is a little different because I can actually connect from my HTC Desire C to my Samsung Galaxy S3 but not the other way round. The HTC phone always immediately ...

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Q: Just wondering if these speeds are fast enough for xbox live

Matthew HastingsI'm going to get Xbox Live tomorrow but i'm just a little worried that my Upload speed isnt fast enough and my ping seems pretty high well i think i would be very greatfull if someone could tell me if these speeds are fast enough Download Speed 8.08MBS Ping 725ms Upload Speed 0.82MBS

Woo! Passed 400 rep today! :)
@kalina it was more like "hey losers guess who's snuggling with an awesome woman" in my head
user15026
@kalina Nope, would not happen
rather than "hey you all videogame losers"
20:07
@FEichinger I wish I was this guy
@badp I may just be have too much of a jaded outlook on humanity
@spugsley Hai dere spugs.
@FEichinger ohai :o
user15026
@badp awwww
@spugsley Are you wishing to be him, or would having his moustache suffice?
20:08
@GrumpyLazers Too bloody localized.
@badp no, everything about him.
Some say he's still clapping to this day
@fbueckert It could be salvaged to "What speeds are needed?", I'd say.
But that's probably not answerable.
@BenBrocka I just spit coffee everywhere
Honestly, who wouldn't want to be Orson Welles?! He was one of the first trolls to reach a nation-wide audience
I don't always clap, but when I do, I clap like a motherfucker
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For anyone who doesn't know about Orson Welles' badassery
user15026
@spugsley THIS
I actually don't remember the last time I clapped
unless it was a super sarcastic clap
like "yay aren't you special"
I'm not sure I've ever clapped in a non-sarcastic way
20:12
I clap unwillingly occasionally
Although I'm basically a man-child and don't take anything seriously
I clapped sarcastically at an opera once but no one seemed to get it
@DaveMcClelland More importantly, he's one of the greatest directors of all time:
Best opening shot in history? Possibly.
That's one continuous shot.
@DaveMcClelland he's not clapping sarcastically. He's clapping with every fiber of his being. He needs you to know how great you are
@LessPop_MoreFizz This is also a very good point. He was probably swimming in ladies. Possibly literally
@spugsley Don't worry, I know how great I am. But I appreciate the confirmation.
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20:14
@DaveMcClelland Eh, not really. He eventually let himself go pretty hardcore.:/
@DaveMcClelland he doesn't care that you know already. Can't you tell? LOOK AT HIM
@LessPop_MoreFizz He looks sort of like Santa there. I would bang Santa
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I can't stop watching him.
someone help me
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What have I doooone?
@spugsley Watch one of the videos I linked. One will leave you in awe of how good he was at cameras. The other one will make you crack the fuck up.
20:17
@FEichinger you broke me. Like a small child punched in its small child face.
@spugsley I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, spugs!
@DaveMcClelland I would definitely bang Santa.
2
have you seen The Guardians?
@spugsley No, why?
that Santa is a hot piece of ass
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sorry, I'm in a really weird mood
WHAT IS GOING ON
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20:19
@OrigamiRobot are you starring everything @spugsley says, which makes a pleasant change
@OrigamiRobot People are starring everything, it seems.
@kalina No! I don't want to read any of this!
@fbueckert this is an appropriate conversation for starring. Bangable Santas, vigorous clapping, broken children
ok my dyslexia must have peaked just there (I'm not actually dyslexic)... I 100% typed "you are" but it appeared as "are you"
user15026
@spugsley You are amazing
20:20
what the hell, all of this santa banging
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@spugsley If you say so.
@AshleyNunn so are you Bridge wife :3
user15026
@spugsley awww yay
You guys are entertainment for my last hour at work today.
@AshleyNunn NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH
user15026
20:21
@fbueckert We aim to serve
@fbueckert ALSO YOU
user15026
@spugsley Ham, bologna, or tuna?
@fbueckert I think @spugsley will solo that duty by herself
TWO SANDWICHES
@spugsley Me what?
20:21
@fbueckert also make me a sandwich
Just so you guys know, @spugsley gashed her foot open the other day. I think she is delusional from blood loss.
@spugsley I will, but I sorta doubt you really want me to.
Looks back at chat, shakes head and leaves again
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spugs is commanding the Bridge. ABANDON SHIP!
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@OrigamiRobot I WAS LEVITATING
user15026
20:22
@BenBrocka Nooooo dont leave meeeeeee
@BenBrocka :(
@FEichinger far safer than me setting fire to the bridge
@badp I think this is adorable.
user15026
@spugsley You would
20:23
@badp Since when does @spugsley wear a pinstripe suit?
look at its floppy skin
@badp That's awful. And adorable. At the same time!
being punched
16 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot
user image
@fbueckert I don't always wear a suit, but when I do, it's motherfucking pinstripe, dammit
20:23
@OrigamiRobot why is it on its side?
user15026
@spugsley I loved the levitating pic
@kalina It's tapped.
@AshleyNunn thanks :) I'm getting better
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Dude, she threatened you last night, you sure you want to do that again?
@AshleyNunn I am not afraid of @spugsley.
20:24
@AshleyNunn I see nothing wrong with that.
@badp ...I don't get it
user15026
@spugsley I can totally see that!
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Brave soul
@kalina MTG moar
I don't MTG
20:25
therein lies the problem
@kalina iirc - Rotating the card (tapping) activates it, making it attack. Additionally there's a "on tap" event. The on tap event is "spugly pls"
@badp Rotating a cart just makes it move in another direction, dear.
this is too complicated
user20683
Hello Bridge
20:26
@WorldEngineer Bye World Enginner!
@WorldEngineer YES
WELCOME
@OrigamiRobot I don't get it
user20683
@FEichinger bye
@FEichinger you called him dear :3 that is adorable
@WorldEngineer later
20:26
@spugsley I have this habit, yes.
user20683
@badp I'm not going anywhere
user15026
@WorldEngineer Hello :D
@spugsley I was considering replying "I'm not your dear, honey" but I didn't like where that would've gone.
@kalina You'd be cooler if you played MtG
I didn't realize @badp was a deer, but I will not judge him for this fact
user20683
20:27
@AshleyNunn hello
@badp Slashfic, commence!
@FEichinger yeah but @badp never struck me as a dear. @Wipqozn he is definitely a dear
@OrigamiRobot if I were any cooler the air around me would begin to freeze
user15026
@FEichinger summons @Mana si he can write proper fanfic
@FEichinger I suppose you're aware of Grace's Bridge dating sim
20:27
@FEichinger O-o what are we doing
@spugsley THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
@badp and @Mana's fanfic
@AshleyNunn si, he can write proper fanfic
user20683
What the hell did I just walk in on?
@FEichinger it usually is
20:28
@kalina Imprisoning you forever.
@WorldEngineer Run. Run fast. Run far
@badp @AshleyNunn Just going for the low-hangin-- wait, no, that's just as awkward.
@WorldEngineer don't worry, it's just repressed horny teen fantasies o' clock
@WorldEngineer The Bridge.
ducks
20:28
6 mins ago, by Ben Brocka
Looks back at chat, shakes head and leaves again
It's too late for us, but you can still save yourself
@WorldEngineer I said ABANDON SHIP!
@WorldEngineer bangable Santa, broken children, vigorous clapping, when to dear and not to dear, slash fic?, spugsley rules the bridge
I think that sums it up
user15026
@FEichinger you wanna grab my fruit?
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@AshleyNunn ALL DAY
20:29
And with that, we're done.
gg
@FEichinger now look what you did
user15026
@badp heyyyy I would like to point out I am 25
Ok, this hit weird territory. I think I'm going to tiptoe out of here.
20:30
If this kept up, I'd run out of stars really fast
user15026
@fbueckert Tiptoe through the tulips....
@SaintWacko I already ran out :(
@kalina It ain't my fault!
user15026
Pain meds make me interesting apparently
@fbueckert don't pretend you don't like us when we're weird
@AshleyNunn That's, like, a year older that me
20:30
@badp that's like, 4 years older than me
user15026
@badp I am ancient
And three years older than me
user20683
I'll be 28 at the end of the month
@AshleyNunn you are younger than @LessPop_MoreFizz and @WorldEngineer
@AshleyNunn Shhhh. "Expert"
20:31
Ha! @kalina is young :P
they are ancient
I think @kalina is the youngest one in here right now.
user20683
@kalina I'm so old that I have bark.
YOU ARE ALL ANCIENT
@OrigamiRobot She's the baby of the bunch
user20683
20:31
@kalina wippersnapper, get off my lawn
@SaintWacko I just read that as "brunch" ... I think I should sleep. Or drink less. Or both.
I won't be when @RonanForman or @YiJiang'sEvilClone turn up
@FEichinger Mmm, brunch
user15026
@WorldEngineer You re a tree?
user15026
@SaintWacko Brunch is yummy
20:32
@AshleyNunn Or a dog
all I'm going to say, is cherry coke after eating sour skittles tastes WEIRD
user20683
@AshleyNunn only parts of me
@spugsley There's weird, and then there's, "I have no idea what's going on here anymore."
@AshleyNunn Trees bark? @Fluttershy barks?
user15026
@kalina I wanna try that
20:32
@kalina Really sweet?
@AshleyNunn tree bark?
it's partially sugar overload, but mainly the cherry coke tastes like sour skittles
Also, the whole company got really sweet new chairs today
WHERE IS @ORIGAMIROB WHEN THERE IS DATA TO ACCEPT
nice!
20:33
@fbueckert No. There's "weird", there's "I have no idea" and then there's the Bridge.
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it's like explosions in my mouth
-.-
@badp @KALINA IS A BABY: DATA ACCEPTED
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@kalina Really, what did you expect there? ... I mean, REALLY?
user15026
@kalina No comment
@kalina yeah, because we won't totally star that
20:34
@FEichinger hey my brain sent the signals, I typed them out, I hit enter, I looked in horror at what I just typed
@kalina But you blame ME for what others write? Hypocrite.
explosions is the lesser of two evils
it's far safer than the original comment
@kalina That's true, indeed.
@OrigamiRobot MORE INPUT.
user15026
@FEichinger You usually twist all my words
20:35
INPUUUUUTTTTT
either way, I need to stuff my face with more skittles
@AshleyNunn I know, but this time I'm entirely innocent.
@kalina Hey face stuffing is @Ashley's thing.
@kalina When is this not true?
user15026
@badp meep
@OrigamiRobot don't call me a baby around @spugsley, she'll punch me in the face!
Speaking of which, hey @AshleyNunn You should watch Short Circuit.
@kalina That's the plan.
@AshleyNunn meep meep pchooo
20:36
Aww, I missed what @kalina said. Someone fill me in?
@SaintWacko Orgasms.
Plain and simple.
@SaintWacko like EXPLOHSIONS but more boring
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I should....
@badp My coop buddy and I just started the Torgue DLC last night
@SaintWacko Why is that chair $809?
user15026
20:37
@FEichinger wait, what, I think I missed those
@AshleyNunn Yes you should!
@NightExcessive It's a very nice chair
@OrigamiRobot i would have to set fire to her though
By a very expensive company
Great, now I'm salivating. Thanks @kalina.
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20:37
@AshleyNunn You missed @kalina's orgasms?
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But I'm still not sure why it's that much
@kalina @spugsley is immune to fire.
(Though check if it's on Netflix or whatever other streaming service is availiable before using the youtube I linked last night. It has audio issues.)
@OrigamiRobot it's true
@OrigamiRobot nobody is immune to my fire
20:37
@OrigamiRobot :o
@spugsley She is talking about sour skittles.
@kalina You do not know @spugsley.
@OrigamiRobot IMMUNITY TO MY FIRE DOES NOT EXIST
19 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@kalina You do not know @spugsley.
20:38
19 secs ago, by kalina
@OrigamiRobot IMMUNITY TO MY FIRE DOES NOT EXIST
@kalina I thought we established that ... yesterday? It does.
@FEichinger no
Guys guys guys, Tomb Raider is on sale for 50% off! That's $25 (US)!
On steam of course
@MBraedley and is totally worth buying
Everyone is ridiculous today
20:40
@kalina I am far more afraid of @spugsley than anything you could do to me.
user15026
@SaintWacko your chairs look comfy
@MBraedley Dammit! My wallet is hurt already.
@kalina Which is what I'm about to do.
user15026
@OrigamiRobot I thought you werent scared of her
@OrigamiRobot That's because @spugsley is in punching distance
20:40
@AshleyNunn It is extremely comfortable
@AshleyNunn this too
@AshleyNunn I'm not. That should tell you how afraid I am of @kalina.
user15026
@OrigamiRobot AH
remember the clapping guy from earlier? When @OrigamiRobot gets here later, I'm going to stare at him and clap just like that for the entire time he's here
user15026
I get it now
20:41
@SaintWacko nobody is being more ridiculous than normal, there are just more of us here
user15026
@spugsley OMG YES
@kalina We've reached critical mass
@AshleyNunn Don't let his twisted logic get you. He just tries to save his ass from his own lies biting him into it.
@AshleyNunn and I'm going to mean it so hard
@SaintWacko this isn't critical mass
@spugsley Go for it, I know your weakness: awkward handshakes.
@FEichinger god, what a beautiful man
@kalina Well, sounds like you already reached critical mass all on your own ;)
@SaintWacko I wish
@OrigamiRobot O_o don't
20:42
@spugsley I'm here to please ... Hold on, you aren't talking about me, are you?
@kalina Heh
@FEichinger someone. Tell me who this man is.
there is going to be no self critical massing while at the pc
like....where can I stalk him?
@spugsley @LessPop_MoreFizz told you. Multiple times.
20:42
@spugsley A. Badass Clapper
@kalina No? Where, then?
@FEichinger yeah but I very infrequently listen to @LessPop_MoreFizz because every other thing he shows me is a Dolan
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Q: How do I get the "Edison" achievement in X-Com?

Django ReinhardtI believe I've researched everything. This is what I have researched so far, and I'm at the very end of the game: Xeno-biology Arc Thrower Outsider Shard New Fighter Craft Hyperwave Communication Ethereal Device Weapon Fragments Alien Materials Experimental Warfare Elerium Ps...

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Q: Is the .minecraft folder hidden on a Mac?

jeffreylin_I have a friend who is playing with me on a server we've created. Unfortunately, he is on a Mac whereas I am on a Windows machine. I told him that I should be able to compile and send a .minecraft folder to him so that we can both play. Unfortunately, he can't find his .minecraft folder where it...

@SaintWacko hey this is getting a little personal!
OMG IS THIS GUY A DOLAN!?!?
@spugsley Well, then, sucks to be you, and you'll never find out!
@spugsley Also: Yes.
20:43
@kalina I wondered how far you'd go along with it :P
@GrumpyLazers Welcome to the world of posix.
@SaintWacko Watch out, @kalina is underage.
@OrigamiRobot in which country?
@OrigamiRobot ...What do you consider underage?
@kalina The Bridge.
20:46
I have been of age for four years
12 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
@badp @KALINA IS A BABY: DATA ACCEPTED
@OrigamiRobot Ah. Fair enough
@kalina Who's the cutest widdle baby, then? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
sets fire to @SaintWacko
@kalina Bad baby! Bad baby!
No milk for you!
...
I am eating sour skittles and drinking cherry coke
I don't need milk
20:49
@kalina Someone has a poopy diaper.
Someone also isn't getting tucked in bed tonight
Ok, now I really am fleeing.
someone is about to burn the bridge down to the ground
@fbueckert DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, SANITY LEVELS WILL HALVE IF YOU GO
@fbueckert Smart, I think @kalina is about to hit critical mass. Again.
I ... don't like where this is going, folks.
20:50
Something something diaper fetishists.
@LessPop_MoreFizz sigh ... Thank you. That was exactly what I expected.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Aaand you killed it
I could've gone for the slightly more evocative term "adult babies" if you'd rather.
@SaintWacko No, he put it down. Before it could ever turn into anything.
user20683
Don't make me deploy Torch
20:52
@WorldEngineer Torch?
@Feichinger yes. I put it down. As a public service.
@LessPop_MoreFizz You did the right thing.
Also, if @Kalina is a baby, why hasn't @spugsley tried to beat her up yet?
@LessPop_MoreFizz That's just an incredibly disturbing fetish
@LessPop_MoreFizz and I, at least, am grateful you did before it escalated
@LessPop_MoreFizz why would you do this?
WHY
@saintwacko meh, there're worse.
@OrigamiRobot that eye dilation says there was more than cake involved
@Kalina because you called me old.
@LessPop_MoreFizz because there are greater evils
20:54
@LessPop_MoreFizz that's like biological field notes though
@OrigamiRobot you are too slow
@OrigamiRobot APPROACHING MELTDOWN!
@kalina I can't see these images.
@OrigamiRobot @BenBrocka posted the exact same image
20:55
@BenBrocka tomorrow
there is definitely copious amounts of MDMA involved, probably not as much cake as is implied
Borderlands 2's latest DLC is Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep, hits June 25 http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/2/4294564/borderlands-2-dlc-tiny-tinas-assault-on-dragon-keep-release-date
@BenBrocka :D
20:57
Here's hoping Torgue co-stars, sort of like Tina did in the Torgue DLC
Her missions were great in that too
@BenBrocka Ugh, I need to start leveling in BL2 then.
I've barely gotten anything done.
@Yawus same here
@WorldEngineer Good god, that chainsword is like a ditch digger
user20683
@SaintWacko 12 feet tall and 10 tons
user20683
armed with a chainsaw arm and a dual flamethrower
user20683
20:59
it's built to clear out trenches
@Yawus the DLCs are usually level-scaled anyway
@WorldEngineer It could dig trenches
user20683
and by clear out I mean rip and burn everything in site
but you should level to 50 so you can join my games without dying
user20683
@SaintWacko waste of time
20:59
@BenBrocka Yeah, but I'm also saying that I actually need to play some BL2. I'm still L20-ish.

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