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8:26 PM
Someone brought me a frosty from Wendy's. It's been years since I had one.
This revamped Wendy's shirt collar looks like it says MOM.
Was that intentional?
 
MOM, or MILF?
 
snert
omg, it's TV's @DavidWallace!
 
Haha. Nice to see you.
 
You too!
How goes it?
 
Hey!
 
8:28 PM
It goes well. Today is a holiday; I don't have to work.
 
Look who we have here!
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Snert? That's Dutch!
 
Mar 15 at 15:52, by chatkillah
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.
 
Yay!
 
8:30 PM
But I stayed up most of the night and now I'm kind of sleepy.
In about an hour, I will have to get out of bed and go to Emerik's soccer practice.
 
@DavidWallace oh yeah?
 
No, not like that.
I am just stupid with sleeping.
YOu have a dirty mind.
 
Didn't work.
 
@Kit, help me out here.
 
8:32 PM
Haha, that reminds me - Cerberus, you must ping me next time there's a dust-up like the last one that involved Kit.
 
Oh, when was that?
Between whom?
 
good morning everyone
 
When Gigili called her some nasty names. I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall.
 
by which i mean, good afternoon
since morning is long gone
 
@DavidWallace O_O
 
8:34 PM
Good morning.
 
Is that where G's been?
 
@DavidWallace Ohh that.
 
@JSBձոգչ good afternoon to you!
 
Yeah that was...odd.
 
I pissed myself laughing when I read the transcript.
 
8:36 PM
Haha.
Understandable.
 
How are your cats finding the new accommodation?
 
How are E. and Y.?
 
E is good. I'm not sure about J. She seems good too, I suppose. I don't really talk to her very much.
I get to see a lot of Emerik these days. It is nice.
 
the cold hard truth about writing:
 
8:43 PM
Hey, @Cerberus did I tell you that they had been to Australia for our niece's wedding?
 
@DavidWallace Great!
@DavidWallace You didn't! How was it?
With E.?
 
I couldn't. Her family all hate me. But Emerik had a good time, and the wedding was lovely.
 
@MattЭллен Haha, so true.
@DavidWallace I understand.
Good for E., then.
It's fun to think of Australia as a near-by place.
It is like the farthest place imaginable for us.
 
It is SO not nearby. Ask Carlo. You can't even see it.
 
Haha I remember.
Look harder.
 
8:46 PM
@MattЭллен yes i saw this this morning. so true
 
Get in those canoes and paddle!
And from where you are, Cerberus, New Zealand is much further away than Australia.
 
@JSBձոգչ I especially like the part about non-fiction :D
 
yeah, non-fiction writers are just people too lazy to make up their own world
 
@DavidWallace Yes, we use NZ to the same end.
 
Glad we turned out to be useful then.
 
8:48 PM
But I'm used to seeing NZ as a place where normal people actually live, because of you.
 
Hahahaha! That is a huge LOL.
 
But "oh, I went to Australia for the weekend" still sounds like WTF!?
(In so far as you are normal, of course...)
 
Yeah, nobody would ever go there just for a weekend.
 
And I've seen your freakish LotR trees.
 
Not even from here.
Don't tween me!
 
8:50 PM
You can let the oarsmen canoe you back at night, while you sleep?
Pah/
 
Now why didn't I think of that?
Oarspeople.
 
Pah. Tween is my middle name.
 
I looks to be about 2 megametres
 
Yeah, that's about right.
 
@DavidWallace Pah, silly fake emancipation.
 
8:51 PM
maybe a pedalo would be quicker
 
Hahaha
 
Until women take up the ferry-oars between NZ and Aus, I will call them oarsmen!
@MattЭллен But then you can't sleep.
 
We don't really have pedali here.
 
Is it pedalo or pedaleau?
 
good to see you @DavidWallace. Good night y'all
 
8:58 PM
Bye!
 
bai!
@Cerb, do you think lollipop is next?
After Key Lime Pie
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Haha, if only!
 
oh, bye @Matt. Sorry I was in the shower.
 
@Cerberus has it been decided otherwise?
 
@Corn is that supposed to make sense to the uninitiated?
 
9:10 PM
@DavidWallace heh. I was looking for the cat fight in the transcript and ran across Cerb's evolution of android picture
 
Oh, I had missed that one entirely.
 
Me too!
I <3 it, though
 
I'm not sure whether I quite understand it.
 
Each major release has a dessert name.
 
9:13 PM
Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sammich, Jelly Bean, Key Lime Pie
because desserts, and we're american
 
Ooh, it's alphabetical.
 
What will they do when they get to X?
 
maybe xylophones will be edible by then
or Android Xantham Gum
 
Or you'll be able to get X-ray-fish jelly.
 
9:14 PM
I predicted a few out
Lollipop, Marshmallow, Nougat
prolly not Nougat
 
I am thinking Lemon meringue, Macaroons, Nut bars.
 
:d
I have got to stop sitting on me tailbone.
 
prolly not Nut bars
Ouch!
 
Yeah.
So, you showered instead of sleeping?
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I don't think so!
 
9:17 PM
I slept for about 2.5 hours.
My shower contains a tardis.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 So do all those desserts actually exist?
I thought ICS was a joke.
 
Did you think they were made up?
 
@DavidWallace Yes.
 
Have you NEVER had an ice cream sandwich?
 
9:18 PM
Later I began to doubt.
I have not.
I have no idea what it is.
Same for jelly beans.
 
You can get an ICS with vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, and even neopolitan.
 
It's a salad made with sundried tomatoes, feta cheese and asparagus.
 
napoleon. neapolitan. wtf.
Now I'm going to send you jelly beans.
 
We don't have key lime pie or gingerbread either.
Yay!
 
It's a f*cking sandwich with ice cream in it! What did you think it was?
3
 
9:19 PM
The finest. Jelly Belly.
 
With bread?
 
No. With pink wafery things
 
With like, thin brownies.
 
Brownies? Wafers?
Don't they get soggy?
 
9:21 PM
I see.
 
@Cerberus they are pretty soft to begin with.
 
Never seen either.
 
buys you ticket to america, bigger pants
 
Ours tend to be square. And pink, as I said.
 
D'you have Klondike bars?
Or ChocoTaco?
 
9:23 PM
He or I?
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I bough one of those once and gave it to my dog. There was a family nearby and the children stared like crazy :D
 
@JohanLarsson heh
Was your dog okay? They either did that because the obvious, or because you're not supposed to give chocolate to dogs.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 We have all sorts of ice-cream in wafers.
We just don't call them sandwiches.
 
I've just seen that Wikipedia agrees with me.
 
9:24 PM
yeah it was a hot day, I give them ice cream at times when it is hot
 
This is why we're a nation of fatties.
 
I bought one of those and gave it to my cat.
 
And that stuff's not good enough. We take perfectly fatty shit and deep-fry it.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I've heard that about chocolate and dog, dunno if true. Don't think it is much harmin a Sandwich every now and then though.
 
Deep fried Mars bars!!!
 
9:26 PM
@JohanLarsson yeah, I don't know, either.
 
Wait what!?!? What do you eat, @Cerb?
You don't have jelly beans?
 
Nope.
We eat...other things?
Like...crème brûlée?
 
Mmm.
 
@Cerberus nice pick
 
nods
 
9:36 PM
Do you at least have gummy bears / jelly babies?
 
I dislike gummy bears
 
Gummy bears and wine gums, yes.
But...
They're not exactly the best thing ever...
 
Hummy?
 
Hummy.
 
they are pure gross
 
9:38 PM
Wiki sez Swedish Fish count as wine gums. I'd never heard of a wine gum before
 
Really?
It is an English word. I figured you might know it.
 
They're fish-comparable?
 
Swedish Fish are the only type I know.
 
Never heard of Swedish fish.
 
They're adorable, but you kind of don't want to eat them.
They just get stuck in your teeth.
 
9:39 PM
@Cerberus ++
 
Haribo gummy bears are better.
They still get stuck in your teeth, but a little less, and they at least have some sort of flavor.
 
Yeah Haribo makes everything.
 
Wine gums aren't adorable.
 
Who owns Haribo btw?
Doesn't look familiar.
 
9:40 PM
Fishy!
 
How does one adore a wine gum?
 
shakes fist at Unilever
Ah, it's gummi bears, and Haribo is German!
I had no idea.
 
Haribo are too tough.
 
Mmm now I wish I had some gummy worms.
I need to stop looking at the wikipedia gummi candy page.
 
Wise.
Hey, do you have witch's liquorice?
 
9:45 PM
Is that different from normal licorice?
 
Hmm. I don't think I've had a candy like that
 
The filling is ehmm what do you call it?
Sal ammoniac?
It's salmiac in Dutch.
A very peculiar, strong, salty taste.
Salty liquorice, also known as salmiakki or salmiak, is a variety of liquorice flavoured with ammonium chloride, common in the Nordic countries, Netherlands, Baltic States and Northern Germany. Ammonium chloride gives salty liquorice an astringent, salty taste (hence the name), which has been described as "tongue-numbing" and "almost-stinging". Salty liquorice is an acquired taste and people not familiar with ammonium chloride might find the taste physically overwhelming and unlikeable. Salty liquorice candies are almost always black or very dark brown and can range from very soft to v...
 
These are common?
I've had salty licorice once that I remember.
Someone had a box of small candies and they were a very odd taste for me.
 
@Cerberus we have that it is okish (0.7 x ok)
 
9:49 PM
I do really like black licorice, but it is normally not salty here.
 
@aediaλ Yes, quite.
@aediaλ I can understand.
 
Twizzlers is a brand of candy in the United States and Canada. Twizzlers is the product of Y&S Candies, Inc., of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, now a subsidiary of The Hershey Company. History Y&S Candies, the manufacturers of Twizzlers candy, is one of the oldest confectionery firms in the United States. The company was established in 1845 as Young and Smylie, and adopted Y&S as its trademark in 1870. National Licorice Company was created in 1902 through the merger of three small firms: Young & Smylie, S.V. & F.P. Schudder and H.W. Petherbridge. In 1908 a plant was opened in Montreal and in...
Our most common licorice type.
 
It's not so much salty as...odd. I mean, it's also salty, but that's not the odd part.
 
@aediaλ these?
 
You have to specify "red" or "black".
 
9:51 PM
@JohanLarsson I love it!
 
@JohanLarsson Tar flavoring!?
 
@aediaλ Hmm we don't have that. We do have what looks like that, but round (instead of halved), and with red bands along a black core.
 
@JohanLarsson It was probably something like that though, but I don't recall the brand.
 
This is the archetypical liquorice here.
 
@aediaλ actually ok imo and I dislike most candy, dunno if that means it is more or less likely that you would like em :D
 
9:54 PM
And this cat is named dropje, "piece of liquorice".
 
the brand is Finnish btw, one more reason
 
I could probably get used to it, I just wasn't expecting the saltiness when I first tried the licorice candy.
Awwh!
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 cat fight? was it this:
Mar 11 at 17:24, by Gigili
Why no show us your real character @KitFox
@aediaλ Also, for the record..that is not food.
 
But but you can use them as a straw!
 
9:57 PM
@Cerberus And that is a volatile chemical. -ammonium- chloride? Isn't that what they use in explosive devices?
@aediaλ a failed dupont experiment...usable as a straw, yes.
I mean a -black- variety? is any natural food black?
 
@Mitch Probably, or to scrub off concrete spills.
 
!!!!
leaves burn marks on the asphalt.
 
Just use your twizzlers to pipette some solvent over and we'll clean that right up.
 
Haha.
By the way, why do so many quizzes ask question about things that Just. Aren't. Interesting. To know.
 
I don't know. Why are you taking so many boring quizzes?
 
10:01 PM
I know!
My friend invited me to this quiz application, it's called ehh...
Quiz Battle.
I don't know anything about rugby rules, nor do I know anything about pop music!
Or what Einstein's job was before he became a scientist.
Why pick the least interesting and the least important little details about someone like Einstein?
 
@Cerberus postman?
 
Apparently, he worked at a patent office.
Which is stupid and hateful anyway.
 
Because patents suck.
2
 
@Cerberus staryeah!
 
10:05 PM
They're bad for society, at least most of them.
For humanity, even.
 
Agree 100%
 
Thanks!
 
@Cerberus I hold the patent on sucking. You will have to pay.
 
but... but... my housetrap! works like a mousetrap but bigger! effing huge!
 
They are mainly an excess of capitalism, a way to force protectionism down the throat of poorer countries, to the benefit of big companies and patent trolls, and to the detriment of innovative small companies and society as a whole.
 
10:07 PM
A trap for hice? Whoa.
 
@RegDwighт You're doing it a lot, that much is true.
 
yeah. big hice.
 
@Cerberus well that's because I can.
 
@Cerberus wow...I bet you believe in taxes and shit.
 
Taxes? Naaahh let the strong be rich and the weak die.
 
10:08 PM
Of constipation?
 
@Mitch sounds like anarchism to me
 
@Cerberus actually (any good nosy nancy starts off with 'actually') patents were invented to protect the small guy from a larger entity from stealing and producing the small guy's idea.
 
@aediaλ More likely of hunger...
@Mitch I don't believe that at all. Patents were invented by established companies.
 
@Mitch I do not believe in shit. I do believe in crap sometimes.
 
They had the time and the money to lobby.
 
10:10 PM
Don't lobby that flobby!
 
@Cerberus hmm...dying slowly is not a humane way to treat the poor. flash frozen, then you can break off chunks of the right size for grilling.
 
Heh.
Cannibalism as a way to solve the problem of poverty?
 
Chunks are for girls. Man eat whole.
 
Umm.
 
@RegDwighт What you should do is not believe in a crock of shit. It's more transportable that way.
 
10:11 PM
What's with all the obscenities tonight?
 
@Cerberus what, not enough? We can pump up the volume.
 
@Cerberus It's not canniballism if you don't know them...very well.
 
Be my guest.
 
TO THE ELEVEN.
 
@Mitch Because then they're simply dirty beasts?
Like...cats?
 
10:12 PM
Cats don't make good eating. Tough and stringy.
 
Stew.
 
That's why beast of prey are not kosher... professional courtesy.
 
I've never had cat I think
 
I've never had a cat think.
 
That's what all customers of Chinese restaurants think.
 
10:13 PM
They just act out.
 
And they may even be right, it may even have been dog or rat.
 
10:45 PM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 gets trepanner and bottle brush
 
The title of this project made me chortle.
I submit that LEGO keep the title should it go into production.
 
Huh.
 
Especially the tildes.
The DNA thing is a nice idea, though.
 
Yeah needs fleshed out however tbh.
 
Needs to be more like a molecule and less like crap.
 
10:50 PM
Haha. The blunt Kit.
 
Is there any other kind?
 
Well to be fair crap ain't green. Not here in Europe anyway. Not sure about Japan. They are quite heavy on seaweed.
 
...
 
I thought total lack of social graces was one of my charms.
 
But yeah the idea is fresh for once. Well not that fresh as such, but fresh in comparison. Not yet another Star Wars ship.
 
10:53 PM
True enough.
Somebody really ought to make a LEGO hamburger though.
Now that's original.
My eldest is playing a LEGO Star Wars game on my iPad right now.
 
I don't get people proposing Star Wars stuff. And people voting for it. Frankly nobody on the forums gets them, either. LEGO already owns the license. They have their own plans. If they have not built set X after ten years, they will have tons of reasons not to build it just for you and give you a percentage of their profits.
 
You want to see our finished living room?
 
Bring it on,.
 
brb
 
OMG a Star Wars ship!!
 
10:55 PM
@KitFox there are a bunch of projects up on CUUSOO right now. But again, LEGO already did hamburgers.
 
@RegDwighт I noes. I wuz jokin.
 
I actually am a proud owner of a Sponge Bob burger.
 
Now that's some original shaping.
 
Ta da.
 
10:58 PM
You should put it up on CUUSOO.
 
All ready for moving back in to.
 
It's almost like a double helix.
 
Almost.
 
Though I guess we'll suck at truly appreciating it to the full extent as we haven't seen a before picture.
 

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