My client called me after the launch of his new website
Client: Where’s my website? I can’t get it to come up.
Me: I can pull it up just fine. Tell me what you see when you try.
Client: Nothing! This is horrible, I thought you said the site would be up and running. What’s going on?!
Me: Well, like I said I can see the site just fine. You said that nothing comes up? At all?
Client: Just this error message that says something like “Your computer isn’t connected to the internet”
Me: Who provides you with internet access?