The Sand Trap

12:00 AM

@emanresuA Finally, a way to reverse entropy

I thought the only way to reverse entropy was to turn magical girls into witches.

context please

Madoka

definition please

The best anime that was ever released.

12:07 AM

that's definitely an opinion

lies

what is it then? facts?? I'm not accepting it as such without evidence.

The evidence is in the show of course.

I am not compelled

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Unrelated String

2:54 AM

@Ginger correct. it is facts

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emanresu A

4:27 AM

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emanresu A

7:37 AM

> I didn't know you could make stoves with CSS

@emanresuA it's funny because if the kings and queens were in the right spot, that could kinda work

You'd still have all the pieces you would if playing the normal rotation

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11:17 AM

CMQ: Where is the Trash actually located on my filesystem?

1 hour later…

12:25 PM

According to Marie Kondo, all of it can be cleaned out

damn shame I didn't ask Marie Kondo about my trash then

1:00 PM

Let's go I'm going to become a guinea pig

metaphorically or actually?

Actually

Social science experiments

social science?

more like

Science experiments would be cooler so things could get wrong and I could get superpowers

actual science

@user gosh dang it though

1:02 PM

Why?

now we have to redesign the vyxal interpreter for accessibility by hamsters

$7-$25 for one to two hours of experimentation (which is probably easy)

oh good

@lyxal No it's fine I can just post another question like KEYBOARD FOR MONKE!

it's only temporary

@user thank goodness, I don't have to touch CSS now

1:03 PM

The interpreter itself obviously still works with hamsters. Why would you think otherwise? Frickin' anti-hamster racist aussies

Up here in America hamsters have equal rights

because you'd have to crawl all over the keyboard and it'd be difficult to use

3 mins ago, by lyxal

metaphorically or actually?

I'm hoping one of the experiments will allow telekenesis

by actually, I meant an actual literal hamster

Getting really tired of the whole moving my fingers thing

@lyxal Yeah I know I'm continuing the joke too

2 mins ago, by user

$7-$25 for one to two hours of experimentation (which is probably easy)

that boozeled me

that's all

1:05 PM

Yeah they fill up quickly so I'll probably be there like an hour before :P

what's the testing?

idk

Right now I'm just putting my name into their pool

Could be anything

well just remember

after test chamber 19 comes the incinerator

Sorry I don't get that reference

Portal

basically, as long as you don't see

you'll be fine during testing

1:10 PM

Thanks I'll keep that in mind

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2:30 PM

On the topic of reputation laundering:

3 steps.

1) Placement - offering bounties places the dirty rep into the reputation economy

2) Layering - users offering the placed bounties to socks and those socks giving bounties to other socks

3) Integration - artificial deadlineless bounties/arbitrary challenges

4) profit

In conclusion, it is completely possible to launder reputation

practical and easy to get away with? not so much

@user Hello, and welcome to the Stack Exchange Laboratories Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

relevant link:

chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/138861/se-chat-test-chamber-01

2:50 PM

lyxal shouldn't you be asleep?

I like how a single emoticon could drive TNB off-topic

case in point

@Ginger Just to clarify, was that intended as a royal we? Do people still use that?

I'll leave that up to the audience to decide

mousetail

^We'll?

@user I use it in my head

(when I'm wishing I had friends :P)

2:55 PM

You can always imagine your own!

Also, want to move to Off-Topic?

when I start new code projects I want to use we because what if someone decided to help me

see, code related so not off topic

That does make sense. You could use Wezl and contributors in licenses

send them to OTTNB!

thejonymyster

@lyxal i just saw that today on a code golf answer that referred to the old username, i was like Woah...

it was one of those answer chaining ones

2:56 PM

I usually end up not using 1st person pronouns though

@Wezl' Protip: to make anything off-topic code related, wrap it in backticks like so: i like waffles and i hate unicorns and you can't stop me

p" very golfy because it doesn't use print and there's no space between the p and the quotes "

@user waffles are nice but pancakes can be in different shapes like unicorns' heads ;D

Heh, that would be fitting. There's lots of long shitposts in there

I liked the Byteenth Night more

@Wezl' So can waffles. The best waffle feature is having little containers for your maple syrup so it doesn't leak off the sides

Okay we really need an RO to move these now

3:00 PM

anyway you can make scrambled pancakes but who ever heard of scrambled waffles

@pxeger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would you want scrambled waffles? They're perfect the way they are

but scrambled pancakes are more perfect :P

scrambled waffles???

@Wezl' Literally anything would be an improvement on pancakes. Waffles, on the other hand, will be better than any pancake modification you can make

3:02 PM

@user but it's so fun to spread peanut butter on pancakes. It's like painting but better

pxeger

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Blech, PB on pancakes?

yes, it's great with nutella

and crêpes are great too

Crepes are delicious

you can't make something that fun and thin with a waffle maker

3:04 PM

Never said you could

without $$$$$$$ at least

Waffles serve one purpose: being waffles

yeah well I'm just explaining

They're not a replacement for pizza or ice cream or JavaScript

Maybe JavaScript

oh yeah you can also spread ice cream on pancakes :P

3:04 PM

@Wezl' Wait I want to try making a crepe with a waffle maker now

@Wezl' Same with waffles

true

This is just too subjective

my oven broke but I tried mini pizzas prepared like pancakes and they're great

Let's compare cyanide and waffles instead. I can argue for waffles, you can argue for cyanide :P

You can make pizzas on a pan?

cyanide is more colorful

not normal pizzas but they still taste great

3:06 PM

Yeah okay you win

just like you can make other flatbreads

Cyanide > waffles > pancakes

lol

Cool (pizzas, not the waffle cyanide thing)

although I've only made focaccia and naan in the oven, I'm sure pans would be funner

maybe its different with the yeast ones

oh wait it wasn't naan but whatever

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11:18 PM

The void has somehow worked its way into my notifications

It is coming for you

One day you shall succumb to it

It's already started for me

Run while you still can

Also wtf is sweatcoin

Walking but you get paid but you never get paid because the marketplace never has anything good

You can donate to charity though, that's useful

Or do they only give you like a cent after sweating it out for a month?

No you don't get real money

You get digital tokens

That you can only spend on the in-app marketplace

That sucks

11:24 PM

Mmmhmm

The main page says you can donate to stuff though, how much money do they get if, say, you walk every day for a month?

/shrug

It's based on sponsorship I think

They're launching a crypto of all things this month

Which could finally mean some real money from the last 6 years of walking

lmao you walked for 6 years and got nothing?

There's an option to trade like several thousand coins for $1000 real

Which is what I guess I was working towards

cringe

Walking and working towards goals is for users

11:28 PM

So basically you