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00:00
@emanresuA Finally, a way to reverse entropy
I thought the only way to reverse entropy was to turn magical girls into witches.
context please
Madoka
definition please
The best anime that was ever released.
00:07
that's definitely an opinion
lies
what is it then? facts?? I'm not accepting it as such without evidence.
The evidence is in the show of course.
I am not compelled
 
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02:54
@Ginger correct. it is facts
 
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07:37
> I didn't know you could make stoves with CSS
@emanresuA it's funny because if the kings and queens were in the right spot, that could kinda work
You'd still have all the pieces you would if playing the normal rotation
 
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11:17
CMQ: Where is the Trash actually located on my filesystem?
 
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12:25
According to Marie Kondo, all of it can be cleaned out
damn shame I didn't ask Marie Kondo about my trash then
13:00
Let's go I'm going to become a guinea pig
metaphorically or actually?
Actually
Social science experiments
social science?
more like
Science experiments would be cooler so things could get wrong and I could get superpowers
actual science
@user gosh dang it though
13:02
Why?
now we have to redesign the vyxal interpreter for accessibility by hamsters
$7-$25 for one to two hours of experimentation (which is probably easy)
oh good
@lyxal No it's fine I can just post another question like KEYBOARD FOR MONKE!
it's only temporary
@user thank goodness, I don't have to touch CSS now
13:03
The interpreter itself obviously still works with hamsters. Why would you think otherwise? Frickin' anti-hamster racist aussies
Up here in America hamsters have equal rights
because you'd have to crawl all over the keyboard and it'd be difficult to use
3 mins ago, by lyxal
metaphorically or actually?
I'm hoping one of the experiments will allow telekenesis
by actually, I meant an actual literal hamster
Getting really tired of the whole moving my fingers thing
@lyxal Yeah I know I'm continuing the joke too
2 mins ago, by user
$7-$25 for one to two hours of experimentation (which is probably easy)
that boozeled me
that's all
13:05
Ah
Yeah they fill up quickly so I'll probably be there like an hour before :P
what's the testing?
idk
Right now I'm just putting my name into their pool
Could be anything
well just remember
after test chamber 19 comes the incinerator
Sorry I don't get that reference
Portal
basically, as long as you don't see
you'll be fine during testing
13:10
Thanks I'll keep that in mind
 
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14:30
On the topic of reputation laundering:
3 steps.
1) Placement - offering bounties places the dirty rep into the reputation economy
2) Layering - users offering the placed bounties to socks and those socks giving bounties to other socks
3) Integration - artificial deadlineless bounties/arbitrary challenges
4) profit
In conclusion, it is completely possible to launder reputation
practical and easy to get away with? not so much
@user Hello, and welcome to the Stack Exchange Laboratories Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
14:50
lyxal shouldn't you be asleep?
I like how a single emoticon could drive TNB off-topic
@Ginger Just to clarify, was that intended as a royal we? Do people still use that?
I'll leave that up to the audience to decide
^We'll?
@user I use it in my head
(when I'm wishing I had friends :P)
14:55
f
You can always imagine your own!
Also, want to move to Off-Topic?
when I start new code projects I want to use we because what if someone decided to help me
see, code related so not off topic
That does make sense. You could use Wezl and contributors in licenses
send them to OTTNB!
@lyxal i just saw that today on a code golf answer that referred to the old username, i was like Woah...
it was one of those answer chaining ones
14:56
I usually end up not using 1st person pronouns though
@Wezl' Protip: to make anything off-topic code related, wrap it in backticks like so: i like waffles and i hate unicorns and you can't stop me
p" very golfy because it doesn't use print and there's no space between the p and the quotes "
@user waffles are nice but pancakes can be in different shapes like unicorns' heads ;D
Heh, that would be fitting. There's lots of long shitposts in there
I liked the Byteenth Night more
@Wezl' So can waffles. The best waffle feature is having little containers for your maple syrup so it doesn't leak off the sides
Okay we really need an RO to move these now
15:00
anyway you can make scrambled pancakes but who ever heard of scrambled waffles
@pxeger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would you want scrambled waffles? They're perfect the way they are
but scrambled pancakes are more perfect :P
scrambled waffles???
@Wezl' Literally anything would be an improvement on pancakes. Waffles, on the other hand, will be better than any pancake modification you can make
15:02
@user but it's so fun to spread peanut butter on pancakes. It's like painting but better
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Blech, PB on pancakes?
yes, it's great with nutella
and crêpes are great too
Crepes are delicious
you can't make something that fun and thin with a waffle maker
15:04
Never said you could
without $$$$$$$ at least
Waffles serve one purpose: being waffles
yeah well I'm just explaining
They're not a replacement for pizza or ice cream or JavaScript
Maybe JavaScript
oh yeah you can also spread ice cream on pancakes :P
15:04
@Wezl' Wait I want to try making a crepe with a waffle maker now
@Wezl' Same with waffles
true
This is just too subjective
my oven broke but I tried mini pizzas prepared like pancakes and they're great
Let's compare cyanide and waffles instead. I can argue for waffles, you can argue for cyanide :P
You can make pizzas on a pan?
cyanide is more colorful
not normal pizzas but they still taste great
15:06
Yeah okay you win
just like you can make other flatbreads
Cyanide > waffles > pancakes
lol
Cool (pizzas, not the waffle cyanide thing)
although I've only made focaccia and naan in the oven, I'm sure pans would be funner
maybe its different with the yeast ones
oh wait it wasn't naan but whatever
 
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23:18
The void has somehow worked its way into my notifications
It is coming for you
One day you shall succumb to it
It's already started for me
Run while you still can
Also wtf is sweatcoin
Walking but you get paid but you never get paid because the marketplace never has anything good
You can donate to charity though, that's useful
Or do they only give you like a cent after sweating it out for a month?
No you don't get real money
You get digital tokens
That you can only spend on the in-app marketplace
That sucks
23:24
Mmmhmm
The main page says you can donate to stuff though, how much money do they get if, say, you walk every day for a month?
/shrug
It's based on sponsorship I think
They're launching a crypto of all things this month
Which could finally mean some real money from the last 6 years of walking
lmao you walked for 6 years and got nothing?
There's an option to trade like several thousand coins for $1000 real
Which is what I guess I was working towards
cringe
Walking and working towards goals is for users
23:28
So basically you
:p
You gotta snatch what you want, and damn the consequences
lmao I meant losers but I guess my brain corrected it
@user And don't listen to the people telling you "Stop" and "That's a federal offense"

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