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1:55 AM
> Would anyone here like to compose something with me (this would be my first time making an original score here).
 
No score.
 
Hm. So you're saying, it wouldn't be original, and you'd still be waiting for your first time.
Today is my first time cooking! Tchrist, make me a borshch.
Phew. That was easy.
 
You are now a borshch.
 
I have always been.
 
See didn't need me after all.
 
1:57 AM
Yes, I promise to give you zero credit.
 
I remember my theory teacher back in the 70s calling a certain chord progression the "Captain Nemo chord", from the famous 1950s movie. It's just some minor-to-major progression, like all white keys to all black keys. I can't remember it and it's bugging me for days now.
Like Am to F# major, but that's not it. I can't remember damn it.
 
Pass. Didn't watch that one.
I might now.
The description matches a few possible things, and I'm kinda intrigued.
 
I think it might be in the first few bars there.
It's eerie/mysterious, then suddenly uplifting through an unexpected progression.
By now it's probably cheesy.
 
It does start in Am, but it goes to two different places, and neither is F♯ major.
 
Might be Dm to F♯ major, through an inversion with A on the bottom at first?
 
2:09 AM
The first one is from Am to like D major over A.
The second one is Am to some weird shit like F♯ minor, possibly likewise over A.
I don't have perfect pitch and it's 3 at night so I can't check at the piano.
 
The first would just be a normal i-IV like in Dorian mode, right?
 
But yeah, it's a cliché. Not so much by now but more like at the time.
Dunaevsky did very similar things in his music to The Children of Captain Grant.
 
Thanks.
 
@tchrist I just opened the wiki to look up the fuck it'd be called cuz I can never remember them names, as I lamented to you some time ago.
 
He thought it was cliché, a move a composer makes to get a rise out of the audience through a preprogrammed set of harmonics.
 
2:13 AM
But it's not really of help cuz we start in minor to begin with.
So it's minor with a raised VI.
 
Right.
 
Whatever the fuck that's called.
Basically you're in A minor but your subdominant says nah, we're in A major.
 
Scalewise, it's Dorian.
Hm.
 
I would believe you anything at all except maybe Locrian.
 
But yes, that's it, it's fucking with the subdominant.
 
2:15 AM
Yes, but that's standard for the last 400 years. The second time is more interesting. It's also standard, but a different standard of much later. 1920s like.
 
It's a weird tension. That's the eerie thing.
Reminds me a little of Shore's Beacon Lighting progression, but maybe that's just the melodramatic effect.
 
I went to check on MuseScore if somebody had transcribed it by now, but I can't find anything.
 
Of course it will have to be me again that transcribes it. Just like I had to do with The Children of Captain Grant.
 
heh
 
2:21 AM
@tchrist that is an awesome score and it took be fifteen years to even begin to appreciate it.
 
@RegDwigнt I know right.
 
It was so intricate it flew completely over my head. All of it.
 
Me too.
Adam Neely does an acceptable job at conveying what's behind it.
 
There's tons of videos about it on YT by now. I watched like fifty. Including one where Shore himself sat at the piano. And the thumbnail above seems familiar as well.
Is that Sideways?
Ah, no, Listening In.
Yeah same difference.
I don't think I recall a dedicated video of Neely's.
But he mentions it occasionally in his Q&As.
 
Listening In = Adam Neely
Shore really did do the Ring-Cycle thing, a grand opera of leitmotifs.
 
2:27 AM
My youngest piano student is surprisingly into it.
We often play a custom mix of the Shire Theme and the Fellowship Theme.
And he's like six.
 
That's sweet. I mean that in the best of possible ways.
 
But other than that nobody thinks of it.
 
He only has a couple of things that make you wince in that triptych. It's pretty good.
 
John Williams is much more popular, and even weird shit like James Horner.
And not even, like, My Heart Will Go On, but like Southampton.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, isn't that just a borrowed chord?
 
2:29 AM
@Robusto well yeah that's one way to call it. At least in English.
They don't really do that in German or Russian.
 
@RegDwigнt Which is what we're speaking, unless I missed something.
 
I am not able to judge, but I find Shore seems to have put more into it than Williams. You can of course find counterexamples of this in both, but you know what I mean.
 
@Robusto I certainly isn't, are what you miss.
 
Why are you still up?
 
I am transcribing Rachmaninov.
Or rather, I'm typing in this here window instead.
 
2:31 AM
@RegDwigнt Hmm, didn't anybody warn you about that?
 
Yes, I did. Many times.
That one Prélude has been on hold for like three months now.
I'm doing a different piece now, much easier and shorter.
But it still takes forever because he had such huge hands every staff has five voices and it's total pants to try and enter it all.
This one here. In this arrangement of Barton's.
 
@RegDwigнt That sounds weird for solo piano. I've played it on flute, and heard a soprano sing it.
 
Is all I've got so far, and that was like two hours already if you would believe such a thing.
And I've not even voiced anything yet. Just spent most of the time wanking around with the hairpins.
 
Yeah. We've been over this. It's like calculating all your steps instead of just walking.
 
Well, it's easy for the piano. Maybe another hour for the whole thing when it's done.
But just typing up like one bar is already like 20 minutes. You think you've done everything, and then you discover five other things you forgot.
 
2:38 AM
Just like coding.
 
Yeah, but here you're not coding from scratch, here you're copying someone else's code. You'd think simply copying all the letters should be easy.
But then you notice all the slurs and articulations and hairpins.
There may be like twelve notes in the bar, but there's a hundred things in it.
 
My big problem with playing things into a MIDI recorder for scoring was that if you didn't quantize it you got really weird rhythm combinations, where you were a 32nd note before the beat or after it. But if you did quantize it, there went all the life of the performance. You can't win. I couldn't, anyway.
 
Yeah is why I'm not using a MIDI keyboard.
Just enter the notes. Type A for A, B for B. Easy.
 
Then when it's all finished you go into the MIDI and start dragging every note every which way by 214 milliseconds or whatever.
@Robusto yeah well. Orchestration. That's what it does.
 
2:44 AM
Does anybody make an OCR for handwritten scores? Surely someone must have come up with that by now, right?
 
Of course. MuseScore has one integrated.
 
So you write it in pencil and it gets read and entered?
 
You can literally just upload a PDF to their website. You don't even need the software. They provide it as a free service.
Thing is, right now the technology is still every bit as rubbish as you'd expect.
 
Kinda what I expected.
 
You'll get better results faster just by typing A-B-A-C-G-B-A on your keyboard real quick.
 
2:46 AM
This is why Mozart played cards while writing out his scores, which were already perfect in his head.
 
Well they had to. Paper was not a commodity. Even to a Mozart.
 
How incommodious in the commode.
 
@RegDwigнt Somehow I doubt that. You still have to drag the notes to the right places, make them quarters or halves or sixteenths or whatever, and all the little ties and slurs and what have you.
 
Those are all keyboard shortcuts as well. You just need to know them. I don't know all of them by heart, and I do prefer using the mouse for certain things. But I do use an awful lot. Like halving or doubling note values or switching between voices or adjusting the slurs and the hairpins.
 
And how do you distinguish between the note F and a forte f?
I mean, at some point you're doing the work of an ancient Linotype operator of sorts.
 
2:56 AM
I don't actually remember the shortcut for the dynamics. Because I mess with them so much for each individual note anyway, I just add them later.
But just the notes alone, you can crank out two pages in like ten minutes no problem. Four voices on two staves.
 
Thinking about all that work is making me tired, and it's only 8 pm here (2000).
 
It's just that I only rarely actually do that because my workflow is different. I prefer to make the first bar perfect before so much as starting the next.
Especially when you have a full orchestra score. Or even just a decet, like.
 
2021
 
1958
 
Cor Anglais.
 
2:58 AM
Because if the first bar is fine, then you have like a working template for the rest. So it gets much faster from there.
 
@tchrist Funny, it's a cor Anglais but a French horn.
 
But if you just enter all the notes for the entire piece first and then start thinking about margins and kerning and line breaks, you're basically starting from square one.
 
Except no horn player I ever played with liked hearing their instrument called anything but just a "horn."
 
true
I don't know why. But that's what they say.
 
In Russian, "gorn" would be the trumpet. The French horn is "valtorna".
 
3:01 AM
Yeah, but in German you call violas Bratwursts or some shit.
 
No, valtorna is obviously from Waldhorn.
 
@Robusto Braunschweiger.
 
@RegDwigнt Whoa, you're not making this sound at all like fun.
 
And cor anglais is just a straight-up (wrong) translation, in both Russian and German.
 
@RegDwigнt Also in English (horn).
 
3:02 AM
@RegDwigнt The Great Hunt echoes forever through the forest impenetrable.
 
@Robusto I like it. But now maybe you'll be more lenient about me not giving you a symphony each week.
 
Everyone knows it's supposed to mean "angled" not "Anglais."
@RegDwigнt Too bad. You still owe me OVER 9000 symphonies. So get cracking.
 
The Germans, maybe. The Russians, I don't know. The players themselves, maybe.
@Robusto I have to pay you your OVER 9000 royalties first. And you know how that's been going.
 
BTW, this recording is amazing:
Every note she touches is pure wonderfulness.
 
Well yes, that's the original purpose, hence the name.
Violin is also a popular choice.
 
3:08 AM
Of course. But my point still stands. Her performance is sheer wonderfulness.
 
Incidentally, that's one more reason why everything takes forever. Every piece you begin transcribing, you first sit there for three days on end listening to all the different interpretations and reading up on the history.
 
Heh. Welcome to my world.
You started me on the Vocalise, and what do you think I've been doing all this time?
 
I am usually rather lucky in that I transcribe extremely obscure stuff, so sometimes there are literally zero recordings. Or only very bad ones.
Like, MacDowell or Lack or what have you.
 
It doesn't do justice to being there live.
 
Ah, so that is the most 90s video of all time. I was wondering.
 
3:13 AM
Yeah pretty cheesy looking.
Interviews with the owner's mother
 
@RegDwigнt I hate people whose hands span a tenth naturally.
Makes them write stuff that midgets can't access.
Or diminutive female accompanists without harping.
You might consider why the most natural hand-fit on a standard piano is a fifth.
 
In the middle of all the shots of ouzo and flaming saganaki, more than once a night somebody would get a stack on 1 dollar bills and shoot them out like rain.
 
@Mitch Nothing ever does.
 
@Robusto Except for morris dancing
there's no justice in that by an means at all
 
Apr 22 '15 at 12:50, by Robusto
@Mitch Q. Why do Morris dancers wear bells? A. So they can annoy the blind as well.
@Mitch So when they light the saganaki kefaloteri on fire they yell "Opaaaa!!!!" And if they accidentally catch someone's hair on fire they yell "Faux pas!!!!!"
 
3:17 AM
@tchrist you hate me?
 
@Robusto You know what 'opa' means?
'Ow'
 
@RegDwigнt He's not alone. All human beings who struggle to span a tenth do.
 
@Mitch Speak not ill of the Moorish lest they set their spitting camels upon thee as they ever did anon.
 
@Mitch I did not know that.
 
@Robusto look it up
 
3:19 AM
@RegDwigнt Somehow I took you for a gentleman of normal stature, perhaps 5'10".
 
@Mitch I believe you.
 
@tchrist I don't understand those royale with cheese numbers.
I'm 183.
 
I tried trading inches of height for inches of handspan, but the bastards took my money and ran.
 
lol
 
@RegDwigнt You don't look a day over 150.
 
3:21 AM
@RegDwigнt This is why it's wrong.
 
But looks like I have a couple centimeters on you. Who knew?
 
hi, peeps
 
Hi Sporty.
 
I'd be satisfied with comfortable 10ths. I've no aspirations to be a Rachmaninoff or a RegDwight.
 
Oct 2 '19 at 0:30, by RegDwigнt
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That's one of my favorite passages in all of Chopin.
Extremely satisfying to play.
 
3:23 AM
@Robusto Not your first mistake.
 
That F3-Bb3-D4-Ab4 in the LH is pure love.
 
@Mitch Won't be my last, either.
 
@RegDwigнt arp arp arp
 
@RegDwigнt And you wonder why people hate you.
 
Yes, love begets hate.
I've read the Jesus.
 
3:24 AM
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
 
Hate destroys the hater.
 
For how many years did your mother bind your hands when you were young?
 
@Robusto nine-year olds, dude. With hands that span a tenth.
 
@user85795 Players only love you when they're playing
 
@Mitch OK, it means "Oops!" Same difference.
 
3:25 AM
Thunder only happens when? @Mitch
 
The Chinese the feet; the Italians the testicles; the Russians the fingers.
 
haha I was just making shit up
 
@user85795 Players only love you when?
 
@user85795 raining? which is meteorologically not the case.
 
Women they will come and they will go.
 
3:26 AM
it can thunder when the sky is clear
 
1 min ago, by Mitch
@user85795 Players only love you when they're playing
 
@Mitch You never listened to Fleetwood Mac?
 
don't they watch Action News 7, Weather on the Nines?
 
Yeah, who has time to read all your shit?
 
@Robusto He betrays himself in these small ways.
 
3:27 AM
@Robusto Best albums of 1977 - Rumours and Rocket to Russia
OK Animals too
 
70s gold.
 
@Robusto the bitterness
@Robusto not me, that stuff is... well... shit
@user85795 uh... gold.
 
Texas tea.
 
We've already established that anything after 1980 is only -attempt- at greatness
 
3:30 AM
Boom^
 
@tchrist anyway. The hands don't even look big. Like, I have ninths in my own writing absolutely everywhere, and there's videos of me playing them, but blink and you'll miss it, it doesn't look like anything. It looks like sixths or something.
Example. Link to timestamp. Spot the ninth.
 
@RegDwigнt I can play ninths. I have to pop my thumb's magic double-joint for a tenth down the tips. And yes, I do have that. It's only in my thumbs. I don't know why. Childhood piano abuse.
 
@RegDwigнt Why be shackled by human limitations
 
Like, I watching right now and most of the time the hands look like they barely span a fifth.
Very closed handshapes.
 
write music to be played by the descendants of ours living on titan
8 feet tall
6 inch digits
webbed toes
and ears
 
3:34 AM
@tchrist well here's the thing, and we discussed that with Rob when I posted that Chopin screenshot originally. Not all tenths are created equal. Chopin was a piano player, and he knew exactly what he was doing. Take that entire chord up just a half-tone, and it's utterly unplayable and shit.
 
yellow irises
 
@Mitch irides my lady
 
I wouldn't want to be playing tenths in C major, either. But Ab major or G minor? Anytime.
 
@RegDwigнt yeah ok
 
@tchrist as a gentleman, how dare you.
 
3:35 AM
The waltz above is in Gm. I'll try it in Am tomorrow or something. Probably hot garbage.
 
@Mitch irides my lady urides da rails
 
no really, why be limited by hand width. just compose it if it sounds good
 
This piece by Lack, I'm telling you now you can play this in tempo.
In the key.
But take it from Db to D, and you'll break all your fingers even at largo, and I don't mean that figuratively.
That's why he managed to get to the Paris Conservatory as professor for piano. And that's why they kept him there for sixty years.
He would never write shit in D that should be written in Db.
 
Racist.
 
3:39 AM
Mais oui, monsieur !
 
please gentlemen, no racism on the internet :P
🙉🙊🙈
instead, enjoy this little gem
 
@user85795 a Brit with a Croatian name who died in Florida and was born to a Swiss father, giving an interview in Germany?
Preposterous!
Anyway, that's me for today. The day resets in Animal Crossing in 13 minutes, I need to go water all the flowers again.
Toodlepips.
 
cya
 
noq that he's gone we can get back to the racism
@Robusto OK here's one: -opera- isn't made any better by being in person.
all that screaming
 
 
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@Robusto Færd?
 
 
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1:40 PM
@Cerberus van harte gefeliciteerd, nog vele jaren in prachtige gezondheid!
 
1:59 PM
@Conrado Could be.
@Cerberus: Is het je verjaardag vandaag?
 
2:49 PM
@RegDwigнt искренняя благодарность
@Robusto Inderdaad...
5
 
Happy happy.
 
@Cerberus Many happy returns. I wish you peace, health, love and money.
 
What's with all these February birthdays?
 
(In order of importance, not necessarily related to time.)
Perhaps health is less important than love.
 
@Cerberus happy birthday, to you.
 
2:55 PM
@Conrado Muy gracias.
 
@Robusto lots of summertime romances
 
If that is at all correct...
@MattE.Эллен To me! Thank you.
 
@MattE.Эллен Or indiscretions.
 
2:57 PM
> The birds do it, the bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
 
One of the best parts of the Tank Girl sound track
 
This is where they got that:
 
@Robusto What scandal.
 
> The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns.
 
@Robusto doesn't have quite the same kick ;)
 
3:00 PM
Oh, the Finns.
 
@MattE.Эллен You're such a child of the post-apoaclyptic comic book genre.
 
it's true
 
There, that one sounds like you could have heard it in Fallout: New Vegas.
 
Ah, that game.
I don't looking shooting-games.
Should I still play it?
 
@Cerberus You don't what?
@Cerberus It's Ella Fitzgerald. How bad could it be?
 
3:03 PM
?
 
Oh, you mean that kind of play.
No. Play Fallout 3 instead.
 
But it also has lots of shooting...
Which is utterly boring and unfun to me.
 
Yeah, but it's so funny and weird.
 
I'm sure I'd like the rest of it.
I think I have one or the other in my Steam.
Oh, I have New Vegas + expansions.
 
Fallout: New Vegas has a serious problem, in that if you don't guess the right upgrade schema you can't beat the final boss. That's what happened to me. I even knocked the difficulty down from hard to the lowest setting and I still got wiped every time.
 
3:05 PM
Hmm.
They have not yet patched that?
Perhaps there is a mod for it.
 
Dunno. Maybe there is, but that game is dead to me. Especially since I had it for the XBox 360, which I haven't played in maybe a decade?
 
Alas.
 
Water over the dam.
 
And under the bridge?
 
Of course.
Or over the bridge.
 
3:08 PM
I hope we shan't have that over our dam here.
 
But I seldom like sequels. My favorite video game of all time, The Last of Us, I got bored with its sequel.
It just seemed like the same thing all over again. Only now with 95% more lesbian sex.
But The Last of Us was a really great game. Check out how it opens:
 
Hmm.
Sequels can be disappointments.
There is apparently a Dutch series with this idea of the apocalyps.
The whole earth was flooded except the Netherlands.
 
@Cerberus Haha, you'd be the first to go.
 
Certainly not! We have dikes.
 
@Cerberus Not built up higher than Switzerland, say.
 
3:16 PM
No, indeed.
 
Or New Mexico.
 
Although it can be done, no doubt.
At great cost, over centuries.
 
Anyway, The Last of Us has shooting in it, but that's only as a last resort. If you go into it expecting to get by with shooting, you will not get very far.
 
Hmm.
 
The game starts with an epidemic, just like today's. Only, yeah, a bit worse. Check out the opening, seriously.
 
3:18 PM
I have the game on my watch lists already.
 
Yeah, but ... Watch. The. Opening.
 
I must be confusing it with something else. Doesn't exist for PC.
 
Yeah, it's only for PlayStation.
I bought a PS-4 based on that game alone.
 
4:19 PM
@Conrado Is it?
 
@Robusto Awesome.
 
inorite
 
 
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5:36 PM
Does an approach suffer from a problem or does an approach exhibit a problem or does an approach bear a problem?
 
@rednaZ Your approach suffers from a distinctive lack of pizza.
 
5:53 PM
@rednaZ First two are fine, but it would be a tad strange to say an approach bears a problem; native speakers would be more likely to say an approach "comes with" a problem.
 
6:09 PM
Thanks. Is this the right place for this kind of questions by the way?
Or is there a better one?
 
7:06 PM
I was going to jump in at the this is fine room @tchrist but you looked like you had them on the ropes :-)
 
@user85795 It's just typical hate-speech.
 
yup
nice citations, btw
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they thought I was swearing at them in German when I said ablaut.
 
lol
 
< Latin ab lout, from the idiot
Folx eddiimology is so attractive, who can resist?
 
8:27 PM
@rednaZ Yeah, if you don't overdo it.
 
@tchrist goddamit I went there hoping to see some nazi pistols to the back of the head and all I get is prescriptive grammar water cannons
 
Did I miss a meeting?
Just a phone pic, but I love how insignificant civilization looks compared to the majesty of mountains and sky.
 
8:44 PM
@Robusto NYC looks so small from NJ
 
I'll take NM over NJ or NY any day of the week.
Besides, there aren't all that many views of NYC from NJ anyway. All you see are buildings close to you. And in my pic the farthest mountain is 60 miles away, which would be like trying to see the Empire State Building from Bridgeport CT or the Delaware Water Gap in NJ.
 
9:03 PM
Wait, I sense a high density of birthdays this month
 
6 hours ago, by Robusto
What's with all these February birthdays?
 
I couldn't be sure it wasn't some sort of an inside joke
 
I don't think there are many inside jokes here, except maybe Tom's, and his are so far inside most of the time that I think only he understands them.
 
@M.A.R. I thought all these people had birthdays last year?
OK yesterday I did the whole Clash oeuvre (sans Sandinista, look man I'm not crazy that would be a whole extra day)
Today is Ramones
Three chords, two songs, one pair of jeans among them?
 
At that rate you'll need a month for all the chords in Elvis Costello's oeuvre.
 
9:15 PM
hanging out on fifth avenue, eating chicken vindaloo
 
9:51 PM
oops
that's -second- avenue
gotta be accurate
stick to the script
dot the p's and q's
close the parentheses
 
The Ramones are rolling over in their ... wait, are they still alive?
I guess a few are. Not the main ones, though.
 
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