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2:35 AM
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A: Can you handle the pub?

LyxalKeg, 165 bytes (SBCS) ¿®w?(: =[_]")0®u(!4/|\0-&:B=[&3*&|:C=[&55**&|:G=[&2*&|:K=[&\2*&|&15/*&]]]]__:b=[&1*&|:e=[&0&|:h=[&2*&|:j=[&0&|:r=[&6*&|:t=[&7*&|:v=[&6*&|&3*&]]]]]]]_©u&+®u)©w2/:©u<. Try it online! I feel as if though a Keg answer has never been more appropriate! This could probably be g...

It's funny because the language is relevant to the challenge lol
Even if it is accidentally related
 
 
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4:09 AM
In Instruction Sets Should Be Free: The Case For RISC-V, the authors claim that the shift options of ARM™ are "Including too much".
CMQ: Have you ever used ARM's shift options in any occasion while programming?
(Personally, I think it's a very clever aspect of this ISA design. You could shift both registers and constants. Really useful for constructing constants. However, I never used it.)
 
4:34 AM
> The winner is a retired woman. He could take home $ 175,812 in online slot bonuses.
Hmmm
 
...as well as a serious misunderstanding (or lack of care) about the purpose of this site
 
Okay good it's gone
 
wait what's going on, is something happening / someone causing trouble
 
Nothing we can't handle
Just a simple spam post obviously autodeleted due to flags
Heh, reminds me of bobby woodtooth
 
Ah. sounds good :+1:
 
4:37 AM
Just a ridiculously off topic post, it had 7 downvotes before making it into the review queue for me
 
oh when I was reading through it at first I thought it was just someone who had no idea how to write CGCC challenges and then it seems suspiciously not leaning towards any challenge and then it was just obvious spam post lol
feels bad. actually been a while since I've seen a blatant spam post like this (hope it's just a one-off)
 
@HyperNeutrino the last time seems to be the 6th of June this year
That's if I haven't missed any since then
@RedwolfPrograms one of those were mine :D
 
4:53 AM
Ooh, good to see that there haven't been many incidents and I'm happy it was handled pretty fast.
 
How else do you think we managed for almost a year with practically no mods? d:
 
5:09 AM
We're really good at removing spam 24/7.
 
that's true :c must not have been any fun for doorknob alone, but i'm glad we had a pretty good spot to pick up from
 
 
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8:43 AM
@dzaima :)
 
9:12 AM
Hmm, replying twice to the same message with the same message...
 
9:31 AM
@2x-1 I wish I could remember, but the last time I did any ARM programming was 30 years ago (I wrote a Mandelbrot generator and a VT102 terminal emulator)
 
me too!
:)
 
 
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12:20 PM
Are there any challenges for the shortest pristine programs?
Ah, there are 4. I'm considering a Shortest pristine "Hello, World!" challenge, does that seem fun?
And there are only three tagged challenges that are code bowling, and one of them is mine and also terrible :p
 
@RedwolfPrograms Pristine programming tends to lend itself well to code bowling rather than code golf, so I doubt it
 
Yeah, that's why I was surprised to find so many. There's actually more code golf than code bowling with the tag
 
@RedwolfPrograms print("Hello, World!") in a lot of languages, "Hello, World!" in even more
 
12:35 PM
But print("Hello") doesn't error, and neither does Hello, Wrld! in languages like Text
 
oh right, pristine
I personally don't think (or, more generally, irreducible programming) goes well with "output this string", because the methods there are pretty much always the same
 
Hmm, yeah. Maybe something like fizzbuzz or a truth machine would be interesting.
Pristine truth machine. That seems like a good idea, what do y'all think?
 
1:24 PM
(Score of +5 and many more upvotes than downvotes)
 
Was that not already a standard loophole? TIL
 
(Also my badge counts are perfect cubes right now)
 
@RedwolfPrograms Not checking, just want to guess: 1, 27, 64?
 
Almost, except I don't have any gold badges yet so 27, 64 :p
 
Ah, I was close :P
 
1:28 PM
I was something like 10 days from Fanatic when I stopped using SE for a few months because of The Incident
 
2:19 PM
0 is still a perfect cube
12 silver badges and 6 bronze badges would get me perfect squares
 
2 silvers and 4 bronzes would get me perfect squares
 
I'd need 9 more silver badges for a perfect square
 
2:35 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Redwolf ProgramsShortest pristine truth machine code-golfpristine-programming In this challenge, the goal is to create a pristine truth machine in as few bytes as possible. For reference, a truth machine does the following: Takes input, which is either 0 or 1 If the number is 0, it is printed and the program te...

 
^ any feedback?
 
I need 1 silver and 4 bronze to get all primes
I'm a ways away from any powers :P
 
omg guys my badges are all perfect numbers-to-the-power-of-1
 
Woah, that's super impressive :P
@HyperNeutrino Wait, perfect numbers are a thing tho
 
Perfect numbers n: n is equal to the sum of the proper divisors of n
 
2:50 PM
Like, say, 0/0/0
 
Oh, yeah. I should've phrased it as like "perfect numbers-to-the-power-of-1" or something :P
my badge counts are all x^1 for some x in Z
 
@HyperNeutrino If only you could edit chat messages after the edit window's passed...
:P
 
shh. forgot about that lol :P
 
@JohnDvorak Is it possible to have 0 badges? Reading through the badges page I think so, but I've never seen anyone across all of SE not have a badge
 
I have 0 badges on some sites I think
 
2:54 PM
Informed seems to be the most common badge for 1 badge users
 
No, never mind. I have autobiographer on every site. If I had never edited that, then I'd have no badges on sites like Astronomy that I only joined to comment on.
Wait, no, commenting gives you a badge. If I never edited my profile, and I joined a site and did nothing, I think I could have no badges.
 
It is possible. Technically. But You would have to abstain from commenting, up/down-voting and answering any questions which would ever have a positive score
 
All of my accounts seem to have Autobiographer because the last time I created an account was before the last time I edited my profile and I did that network-wide
Are there any site-specific badges (besides tag badges, I mean)?
 
You'd have to avoid that, too...
 
Autobiographer is the most earned badge, followed by Supporter
 
2:57 PM
Just did it. Account with no badges on cross validated:
 
There are badges for participating in elections, participating in the private beta stage, and maybe some other
 
Yeah, if you even visit a site during an election with 101 rep (I believe), you get the Caucus badge
 
Also, ever gathering 10 score on one points or answering too much in one tag also breaks the badgeless conduct.
I think you actually have to visit the election page - though just looking at the candidates does suffice.
 
Interestingly, Synonymizer seems to be the least-awarded bronze badge on PPCG with only 12 users (only 4 of whom were never moderators)
 
2:59 PM
yeah you need to go to the election page itself though that's sufficient to get Caucus, you can literally just open the page and then leave and you'll get it
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing flexes in being one of those 4 :P
 
oh, interesting. I guess it's not too common to see tags being created that should be covered by another tag? I wonder if Synonymizer is rare on every site or if CGCC is weird in that respect
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing (not counting the retired Tumbleweed badge)
 
I think we just get rid of unnecessary tags, like the recent sizecoding. I think a lot of sites use synonyms for versions of languages/frameworks, though (which we don't need to do)
 
Tumbleweed is a weird badge cuz like, it's not like you can actively try to pursue it and it also doesn't encourage anything so it's just kinda like a lucky consolation you get if you just get ignored? idk
 
3:02 PM
> 1.1k awarded
over on stackoverflow for Synonymizer
 
I got it (tumbleweed) on SO once by forgetting to add a language tag to my question, so it got buried
 
@HyperNeutrino Yeah, I think its a good example of a badge that should've been retired
 
It was, right?
 
There are some that people say "Well, this doesn't encourage good behaviour, so we shouldn't have it", but tumbleweed was basically impossible to try to get, whereas every other badge you can at least work towards getting it
 
3:04 PM
Why was analytical retired?
 
I got Tumbleweed on SO once for a question about codeanywhere and it just disappeared into the abyss of SO new questions and it's been deleted by Community xD
 
@RedwolfPrograms My guess is it got supplanted by Informed
Tenacious and Unsung Hero seem suspect IMO:
> Tenacious Zero score accepted answers: more than 5 and 20% of total
Unsung Hero Zero score accepted answers: more than 10 and 25% of total
I don't see what kind of behaviour that's encouraging
 
Sockpuppeting
 
wait what's the requirement; over 20% of all of your answers are accepted with 0 score? or >20% of your accepted answer have zero score
 
20% of your total answers are zero score accepted
Also, Reversal was an interesting badge: "Provide an answer of +20 score to a question of -5 score"
 
3:08 PM
huh. that seems pretty hard to get w/o sockpuppeting and doesn't really encourage anything :P
 
It'd only been awarded 4 times, and on 2 questions, to 3 users, and one of the questions was , and the other was a classic "Do X without Y"
 
On this site it's probably nearly impossible to get one accepted zero score answer
 
I think questions might be the only place you can, by posting a nondescript answer that happens to be the second-to-last
And given that people generally upvote the answer they accept, you'd also need at least 1 person to downvote it first to get a zero score
 
Convention is the rarest badge I have, with only 104 users having it. Seems odd it's that uncommon.
Wait, generalist is unawarded?
 
3:24 PM
Sep 16 at 21:21, by pppery
The generalist badge is only awarded if the top 40 tags have over 200 questions each, which isn't the case here.
You need a lot of questions on the site to get Generalist
 
Oh. That's a strange restriction.
 
TBH I've always thought generalist should be gold
 
Yeah, seems like a really tough badge, and one which rewards positive behavior rather than sockpuppeting
 
4:03 PM
speaking of badges, I wrote stackoverflow.com/a/64146120/182705 as a somewhat jokey answer, not even trying to get a badge...
 
4:13 PM
the answer is always jquery
step 1: jquery
step 2: regex
step 3: profit
 
I used eval("$".match(/\$/)[0]) in my latest project and my boss gave me a $5m raise!
 
@HyperNeutrino This answer also qualifies for this bounty, so I've gone ahead and started it
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing oh, right! thanks :D
 
@RedwolfPrograms congrats!
 
The scariest part is that I actually wrote a line of code very similar to that when I first learned to program and didn't know about arrays
Luckily I only used temp = eval("variable" + number) once before I learned how stupid I was
 
4:29 PM
@RedwolfPrograms horror story in one line
another impressive achievement
 
4:42 PM
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Q: Expand the variadic expression

helloworld922One of the cool features introduced in the C++11 standard is the ability to declare a template parameter as being variadic; i.e. that parameter represents a sequence of an arbitrary number of arguments (including zero!). For example, suppose the parameter pack args expands contains the sequence ...

 
Ever wanted to ruin your browser? Tired of boring old infinite loops? Try eval(s="eval(s)")! With patented memory wasting technology, it rapidly consumes those useless gigabytes! In seconds, watch as your browser becomes a useless brick before your very eyes!
 
Man, that could 100% be one of the spam posts on main
 
@RedwolfPrograms thanks, I hate it :D (i'm really tempted to try this but i know it's just going to freeze and i'll need to kill my browser)
 
i am bot feed me butter
3
 
@NewMainPosts I wonder if there's a way to get NMP to not post closed questions.
 
4:54 PM
Idk, but mods can delete/edit down NMP messages
 
I also wonder if there's a way for someone to get the new sandboxed posts one to show the sandboxed post's title instead of "Sandbox for Proposed Challenges"
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing right. it'd be nice if there were a way to not show it but I think that's probably just a design feature/component of how SE does feeds
 
@HyperNeutrino It doesn't show deleted posts if they're deleted before NMP detects them, but beyond that, I think it's a built in part of the bots
 
Ah, okay that's nice. Yeah I feel like if there were a way to do it someone would have by now, so I assume there isn't anything we can do about it
editing out the oneboxes works and I'll stick to the butter theme someone invented (I wonder where that even came from originally lmao)
 
5:01 PM
@RedwolfPrograms Unfortunately I am almost certain it's impossible; questions have titles but answers don't necessarily have a title so SE's feeds probably don't have a way to handle that
I'm sure someone could code an SE bot to but I believe TNB prohibits chatbots
 
Maybe someone (me?) could make a userscript that automatically filters NMP/NSP posts
It doesn't fix it for everyone, but it seems that's not really an option anyway
 
@RedwolfPrograms Ooh, that's a clever solution. That would be really cool to see; unfortunately I'm too busy otherwise I'd maybe consider looking into that
 
I've started writing some code, should have something mostly working in a few hours I think.
 
5:18 PM
Is there a list of the bot things we have? Theres NMP, sandbox, featured, loopholes, bounties, what else?
 
^ list of feed
@RedwolfPrograms New Meta Posts
 
Oh, ok. Thanks!
 
5:32 PM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Ethan ChapmanTPK Algorithm The TPK Algorithm was designed in 1977 Donald Knuth and Luis Trabb Pardo to show off the various functionality of languages at the time. Your task is to implement the most common version of the TPK algorithm. The pseudocode goes as follows (adapted from Wikipedia): ask for 11 number...

 
:55769348 I recommend using the Sandbox to test things.
 
Oh yeah, forgot about that. That should be the only test I needed, just to make sure I was observing messages correctly :p
 
Ah, okay cool :P
 
I'm just glad the chat uses descriptive names for classes and stuff, instead of a6cDjs and stuff.
 
ooh it does; never noticed that before. that's very nice!
 
5:37 PM
Ooh, I do love finding a winning Jelly answer when there are already 2 existing answers :D
 
I remember one time I tied Arnauld on a JS answer (to one of my own challenges :p) and I felt like an absolute genius
 
 
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8:35 PM
The Feed Filter userscript is complete.
At least, I think. I'm going to do some testing, then post a link to it if everything seems good. It allows a lot of customization, you just have to change some regexes.
 
Anyone got the top posters by language SEDE query handy? Think I might be creeping up on my 1000th Japt solution.
 
@Shaggy I think you might be looking for this?
It says you're at 960 (almost triple the second place wow :P) posts
 
The userscript works! How do I share it with people? Just post the code somewhere?
 
@RedwolfPrograms yay, nice :D you can post a link on Meta; people have done it before
 
@HyperNeutrino That's the one, thanks, buddy. Yeah, 960 as of 5 days ago so getting close. And that second place? That's the guy that created Japt!
 
8:48 PM
For now I'll just put a link to the source code here, then I'll post it on meta after I ensure it works for other people
 
@Shaggy no prob :D that's a pretty impressive amount, and wow that's interesting!
@RedwolfPrograms okay, great! if you name your file ending with .user.js then when people click on the "Raw" button it will automatically open Tampermonkey and prompt to install, by the way
 
Jaysis! I'm also the top poster in Rockstar :o That was unexpected!
 
I wonder if there's an efficient way to find all languages where a query user is in the top bunch :P
 
@Shaggy TBF I don't know of anyone else who posts in Rockstar, and about 50% I click "1 active question" on Main, its "answered by Shaggy 1 minute ago" :P
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing And the other 50% is split between you & Razetime :D
 
8:51 PM
Well, between my editing and Razetime's Husk obsession, it can't be helped :P
@HyperNeutrino Oh that hurts :/ I'm not even in the top 10 Jelly posters :/
Only need 12 answers tho, so I'm not too far off :P
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing ouch :c oh hey I'm actually up there; not surprising cuz between Python and Jelly i don't really use any other languages, but still was expecting like 18 other people to just randomly have like twice my posts :P
 
> Kevin Cruijssen 999
For 05AB1E
@HyperNeutrino TBF I post a lot in my own languages, so it doesn't surprise me
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Sara JLooks prime to me! Intro Figuring out whether a given number is prime, while not very complicated, is kind of hard. But making a guess doesn't need to be. Seeing whether a number is a multiple of 2 or 5 is easy - you can just look at the last digit. Multiples of 3 isn't much harder, just add up t...

 
Also, it doesn't look like it's up to date. It says my last Jelly post was 2020-10-02 17:17:58, but I posted one about 2 hours ago
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Oh that's fair. I don't use my own languages cuz they're not good at any particular category nor particularly interesting lol
@cairdcoinheringaahing SEDE updates Sunday night
 
8:56 PM
Ah, so I might have taken #10 next time I check :P
> DJ 23 239
That's post count and post score in Jelly for DJ
 
BTW I am abandoning the following sandboxed challenges:
 
@HyperNeutrino Maybe take a break with Sandbox editing, you've taken over a lot of the front page
Good timing
 
oh I forgot about that. mb
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Feel free to take any of the ideas, though I'd say they're not particularly good.
wtf
 
Any feedback on either of these two? number 1 and number 2
 
Hey, just got a great answer badge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/help/badges/40/…
 
9:06 PM
@James You're welcome, I was the 100th upvote :D
Couldn't believe I hadn't upvoted it already
 
It certainly deserves that many votes, especially considering I spent all of 20 seconds on that answer :P
 
It is kinda clever tho :P
 
They need to add a badge for visiting 365 days in a row
Like what's the point of maintaining a streak longer than 100 if there's no extra reward?
 
I think I had my streak up to 1500ish days before I left
 
Yeah, I was just about to say that I remember us having a little celebration when DJ reached 1000 consecutive days
@Lyxal Interestingly, there are some sites where changing Fanatic to 365 wouldn't go down well
 
9:15 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing I think I know which site that is
 
who starred my bot edit from literally 4 hours ago lol
 
@HyperNeutrino am I not allowed to star what I want?
Sep 8 at 21:32, by Adám
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Q: The Fanatic Badge

TzviHere on Mi Yodeya, one can earn the "Fanatic" badge for visiting the site for 100 consecutive days. Is it halachically possible to earn the fanatic badge in the Diaspora?

 
I wonder if there's an SEDE to check longest streak ever, or even current streak (I know that's on the profile but like, can the SEDE access it)
@Lyxal you can I was just wondering how someone even saw it that many pages up :P
 
@HyperNeutrino I think Glorfindal has something like 5000 consecutive on Meta.SE or something crazy
 
9:17 PM
@HyperNeutrino it's because I check all the night's activity that I miss
 
...do people not do that when they join the room in the(ir) morning?
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing oh wow that's an extremely impressive dedication and also how on earth did they not have a single day in 13 years that they were too busy lol
 
> SEDE doesn't give the consecutive days on a user, so no luck there.
@HyperNeutrino I don't think that's the actual number (SE's only been around for ~10 years), but it was something crazy high
 
Now that I look at it, between 4h ago and now there haven't even been that many messages. I just thought it was really far back lol. I usually check what I missed because it's usually just a page or two
 
Plus Glorfindel is an impressive cross-site user
 
9:20 PM
@NewMainPosts no, I don't think I will
I need my butter for cheese sandwiches
 
They have 119 rep or more on every site they're a member of (quite a lot with no answers/question), at least 1 gold badge for each site and 1k+ rep on 34 sites
 
oh wow, that is pretty awesome
 
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Q: Anyone with a "visited: 4096 days, 4096 consecutive" in their profile?

VonCBack in May, 27th 2009, the Stack Overflow team introduced a little counter to monitor the consecutive days you visited the site. And 30 days later (June 26th 2009), the first "Enthusiast" badges were awarded. Today, August, 13th 2020, is four thousand ninety-six days later. Today, 9th May 2020, ...

So this user has visited 4096+ days in a row. Imagine losing that streak
 
holy crap xd yeah imagine losing over a decade of days that would really suck
 
You mean like this guy:
Well, you might be the only one now. I got very busy on Saturday, and my streak finally ended. :( — Bill the Lizard May 14 '18 at 12:24
 
9:25 PM
feels bad ;-; or losing it to something like this
 
Imagine not having multiple devices constantly logged into SE at all times
So don't ping me too much in chat, my computer, phone and laptop will all make "the noise" :P
 
*proceeds to spam ping you for the next 18 minutes and 37 seconds*
 
@HyperNeutrino what if you wanted to make an account on http://hyper-neutrino.xyz but the webpage said `Web page not available
The web page at http://hyper-neutrino.xyz/projects could not be loaded because: net::ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED`
 
i remember one time on a family road trip i ended up opening PPCG using the internet at a rest station just to make sure i wouldn't miss that day, and I think then I lost it a while later because my account got yeeted lol
 
@HyperNeutrino If you abuse your mod powers, do I take over as the runner up in the election? :P
 
9:30 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing I mean I don't think it'd be mod abuse, just general breaking chat rules but I imagine if I did get kicked off they'd probably just ask you to become a moderator? I don't know if they'd decide 3 is enough or force a re-election or just go with you since you're a willing and able candidate from a very recent election :P
 
@HyperNeutrino wait I have an account on your site lol
 
@Lyxal Wait, what ._. it works perfectly fine for me; I'll see if I can figure out what might be wrong
 
@HyperNeutrino I love it when a joke leads to a proper discussion :P
 
@HyperNeutrino I reloaded the main site and it says I'm logged in
 
I don't know if they'd decide to just continue with 3 or have an election. I doubt they'd just appoint me, they tend to only do that for Beta sites, not graduated ones
 
9:31 PM
@Lyxal Huh... well lemme check anyway and I'll see if something is up with my site
 
> This site can’t be reached

hyper-neutrino.xyz refused to connect.
 
@HyperNeutrino why can I make an account anyway?
 
TBH there's literally no reason for me to have accounts on my site other than "I wanted to try it and make sure I know how to do it"
 
That's what I get when I click the hyperlink Lyxal linked above
 
proof of concept? i guess :P
 
Now it works
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing can confirm
And there's a reason why
Thar first post tries to link to http
 
When it needs https
 
naturally I'm the top poster in Charcoal by a long shot (almost 80% of all Charcoal answers), but in Retina I'm still only 70% ahead of Martin Ender
 
9:34 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing but it was only a single ping!
Okay fine. 2 pings now
 
@Lyxal I clicked the signup page, was debating whether I should give HN my email address, then realised that as a mod they can see it anyways :/
 
Going to HTTP just redirects me to HTTPS cuz i think i have HSTS configured correctly?
 
@Lyxal 3 pings with 3 open devices :P
@HyperNeutrino How do you store passwords for your users?
 
 
@HyperNeutrino hyper-neutrino.xyz/projects links to http://dev.hyper-neutrino.xyz instead of https and there's no redirect.
 
9:36 PM
Note the lack of s
 
> Terms of Service
WIP there's nothing here yet.
The only ToS I'll ever agree to :P
 
Also, why isn't it hyper-neutrino.dev‽
 
Man, I feel sorry for HN, we're all piling on them now :(
 
@Adám Oh, I'll fix that. That's strange though, for me http redirects to https consistently on all websites run from that server
 
@HyperNeutrino Since you are quite open about your name being Alexander, I guess your pronouns are the traditional English masculine ones. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
 
9:38 PM
oh also I'm running my website from development flask server cuz uh... hm. not smart
@Adám Oh. Yes, you are correct, thanks for asking. I thought I still had that in my profile but guess I accidentally forgot to include it when I remade my About Me. I'm guessing yours are too, given your name (and pfp)?
 
Yup.
 
cool :+1:
@Adám didn't feel like reserving more domain names, lol :P
 
What the heck, I got on the bus to go home 20 minutes ago and there's two pages worth of chat I have to (get to?) read :p
 
edits profile
 
I mean, I did mean to have it there all along, I just forgot last time :P
 
9:41 PM
@RedwolfPrograms Man, you'd hated TNB's hayday :P You could easily have 1500 messages in a single day :P
 
Now my userscript is buried
 
@HyperNeutrino I meant me, but I guess it works for everyone :P
 
@RedwolfPrograms you're welcome
 
@RedwolfPrograms Make a meta post about it. It's relevant to the site, and people can use it to report any bugs/give feedback
 
Oh. oh I see that makes more sense
 
9:43 PM
Speaking of userscripts: the auto leaderboard in the graduation userscript is broken
 
@Lyxal Yeah, it has been for a few weeks :( Don't think any of the people developing it (Downgoat IIRC) is still active on PPCG tho
Maybe on the PPCG discord tho
 
okay after looking through my flask logs, journalctl, and the nginx logs, I haven't been able to conclude any reason why my site is refusing connections inconsistently :/
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing so you mean it's not my browser?
Because this happened once before
 
Unless you're using the same browser as me
Chrome, latest latest but one version
 
It no longer showed up, and I switched browsers and it worked
 
9:46 PM
hmm, that query isn't entirely accurate, there are some false positives
 
@HyperNeutrino I get hyper-neutrino.xyz refused to connect every time
But it works for dev.hyper-neutrino.xyz
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing I use Vivaldi
Use the second one
 
could it be cloudflare? I can't figure out what's wrong i'm sad ;-;
 
If you guys don't mind me changing the topic, I've been messing around with rolling character stats for DnD and I've seen something kinda interesting in that if you reroll bad rolls, most of the time they improve, but sometimes they get significantly worse (I mean 13 -> 5 worse), and was wondering if I could make a challenge out of that
 
 
9:48 PM
No idea where I'd go from "look, this thing happens", just thought there could be something interesting there
 
@HyperNeutrino Compare two images and urls
 
I do not mind please distract ppl from my bad website ;-; lmao. I should work on that sometime in the future but I don't really need it
@Lyxal yeah, but http always redirects to https for me automatically
 
mindless chatter about DnD
 
Wow y'all actually play dnd
Lucky
 
okay never mind, that appears to be because my browser cached it, and it doesn't work when I open in incognito. gonna have to see if something's wrong with my configs
 
9:50 PM
@Lyxal I wish
I'm just sat here surrounded by dice trying to get a group started
 
Why does pinging it give something from some completely other URL
PING hyper-neutrino.xyz (64.69.36.185) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from staff.nasa-gov.org (64.69.36.185): icmp_seq=1 ttl=52 time=47.3 ms
64 bytes from staff.nasa-gov.org (64.69.36.185): icmp_seq=2 ttl=52 time=49.3 ms
 
... NASA?
 
Guys, HN's hacking NASA
 
Uh
@HyperNeutrino do you work there now?
 
Clearly HN faked the moon landings :P
 
9:51 PM
what
how did you guys know
quickly, must eleven the messages before anyone else sees
 
Top secret fact: the code that sent Apollo 11 to the moon was written in Jelly
 
hyper-neutrino@ubuntu:~/workspace$ traceroute hyper-neutrino.xyz
traceroute to hyper-neutrino.xyz (64.69.36.185), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
 1  staff.nasa-gov.org (64.69.36.185)  0.081 ms  0.026 ms  0.016 ms
okay I am so confused
 
@HyperNeutrino tell us, is the world round or flat?
 
@Lyxal dinosaur
 
Do you have a user who works at NASA maybe?
 
9:56 PM
@HyperNeutrino yup, HN is NASA employee confirmed
Because the earth isn't dinosaur shaped
 
But NASA's website isn't nasa-gov.org
 
Thats a conspiracy theory
 
uhhhhhh, I have me, my friend, my brother, and Lyxal
and I know my friend, my brother, and I don't work at NASA
clearly it's Lyxal
 
Idk, hn acting kinda sus
I saw him venting
 
nasa-gov.org got blocked by my ISP as "Look out! Your Virgin Media Virus Safe settings have blocked this site"
 
9:57 PM
@HyperNeutrino What do you use for DNS?
 
for me nasa-gov.org doesn't connect
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing virgin?
 
@RedwolfPrograms Cloudflare
 
@Lyxal ISP here in the UK
 
mxtoolbox says nasa-gov.org doesn't even have a dns record found
 
9:58 PM
Might want to check your nginx configs
 
nasa-gov.org: net::ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED
 
i'll just see how my friend did his nginx; we have our configs merged into one file on our server so i'll just see if there's something different between our two
 
This is by far the weirdest networking/server issue I've ever seen. (Not that I've seen too many)
 
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hahaha. good one :P
also, *nasa? or is that smth else
 
10:03 PM
Oh fck
Can you as a mod change that?
It'll probably time out for me
 
Even weirder, I still get staff.nasa-gov.org with dev.hyper-neutrino.xyz, but it actually works with HTTP
 
@Lyxal isn't it 5 minutes to edit? or is that comments and chat is 1? either way FTFY :P
 
Wait, now it connects but says the server's offline
 
@RedwolfPrograms okay honestly at this point i'm just really confused .-.
 
@HyperNeutrino I got confused because NESA is the NSW Education Standards Authority, which regulates end of school exams
 
10:04 PM
yeah I just shut down the main server
 
@HyperNeutrino it's 2 mins but I know that editing on mobile would take longer
 
I wonder if there's some weird firewall thing that's redirecting our pings (since that's a different port than HTTP, maybe?)
 
ah, okay. oh you're on mobile, i see. that must be a lot harder to edit then lol
 
No kidding
 
okay, well i have no clue, so i'm just going to ask my friend if he has any idea what's going on lol
 
10:10 PM
This is the only mention of any nasa-gov.org I can find online, and it's malware related
 
tracert works if i run it on windows (realized that i shouldn't be tracerouting my site from the server itself through ssh)
 
@RedwolfPrograms Just type it into your browser, see what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :P
 
goes through 16 packet jumps
also works if i traceroute it from a linux machine not on the server
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Nothing. It doesn't exist as far as we can tell. No DNS.
 
pinging it still goes to nasa-gov though ._.
 
10:13 PM
Clearly this is NASA's actual website where you can see the evidence of a flat earth, and only the president and top officials are allowed to see it
 
The IP comes back to Kansas (United States), with the hostname staff.nasa-gov.org
Wait, but I can still ping staff.nasa-gov.org even though it doesn't exist.
 
when i try to curl my site it gives port 80 connection refused
when i try to curl staff.nasa-gov.org it gives could not resolve host
 
Weird, the owner of the IPs is Akamai Technologies, seems to be a cybersecurity/DNS company. Not sure why it comes back with that weird nasa-gov site, though. Maybe they're hosting it?
 
i think every discovery we've made has only brought more questions than answers :P
 
Yeah, definitely. Find anything weird in either of your nginx configs?
 
10:28 PM
nope :/ it all looks pretty normal, but I've asked my friend and i'll see what he says
in any case i'm going to have dinner now so i'll be away for a bit o/ hopefully i can fix my site soon tho lol
 

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