@Cerberus yeah well. To their defense, Belgium kinda sucks and Poland is kinda awesome. And if you ever saw Putin on a horse and Willem-Alexander not on a horse, there's just no fair comparison, like. So it's just much more easier to be much more patriotic about Russia than Holland.
@Robusto I was going to accompany my comment with a video, and YouTube has like tons, but the very first one that I checked out made me incontrollably vomit out of both my ears.
I'm only just finished now, sorry. Couldn't be done earlier.
So if you still want it, I can post it now.
Did I tell you how I went to the Oktoberfest once?
I believe I did, but the search is ever so unhelpful so here's just a quick sketch on a napkin as a reminder.
I went maybe fifteen years ago. Meaning to say, suitably young. And in a company of my very best friends of many years. Who fifteen years later are still my very best friends.
It was the filthiest, ugliest, most disgusting shitshow on Earth. Horrible, terrible, not good, very very worst.
Then I had a Maß. A one-litre glass of beer. And another.
And it was the most wonderful, funniest, happiest, loveliest night of my life.
To this day it very much is.
So now. With that little story I just told, imagine I was talking specifically about music.
Picture a genre of music that would fit that kind of description perfectly.
That's Kirmesmusik.
The best thing ever if you're suitably prepared. Otherwise, a thing that makes your body spontaneously generate new orifices just to vomit out of.