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Q: How to Identify a Rhetorical Question?

argentocyanideI am familiar with the idea of a rhetorical question, but what is the grammatical criterion to ask or identify one?

NARQ? Gen-ref?
I am at a loss.
 
we should all answer with rhetorical questions
 
Have you checked a dictionary?
 
Are you really sure you know what a rhetorical question is?
 
@RegDwightΒВB hmmmmmmmm gen ref, I guess.
 
Are you alright?
 
12:06 PM
@MattЭллен Well you're a second too late.
 
:D story of my life
 
I think that would make a good ELL question.
 
@MattЭллен You realize I'm impatient today?
 
I agree
 
@KitFox how so?
 
12:07 PM
@RegDwightΒВB I hadn't. Good to know.
 
Rhetorical questions work exactly the same in all languages, okay?
 
I was impatient yesterday.
 
I could see NNS asking how to distinguish rhetorical questions from regular questions.
 
The same way they do in their mother tongue?
 
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@RegDwightΒВB Are you certain?
Chinese makes a distinction.
 
12:09 PM
@KitFox Can't you tell?
@KitFox And how would I know that?
 
Aren't you some sort of language expert?
 
Who? Me?
 
Don't you speak 120 languages or something?
 
Is that over 9000?
 
Isn't it?
 
12:10 PM
If it is, then yes, I guess?
 
Are you guys comedians, or what?
 
Are you comedians guys?
 
Augh. Don't you know I have to do consulting today?
 
Consulting? Is that a politically correct form of insulting?
 
Only if you're salaried
 
12:11 PM
I hate this game.
 
I hate celery.
 
Is it possible to be a salaried consultant?
 
Only with mustard.
 
Is this good?
 
@KitFox I don't think so
 
12:12 PM
I mean, correct.
 
@Gigili I think it sounds good.
Hello, sweetie.
 
@KitFox You mean excellent?
Hello.
 
I mean whatever you want me to mean.
 
sighs adoringly
 
12:18 PM
My life seems repetitive. I ought to change something.
 
the frequency
or the wavelength
 
Maybe my hairstyle?
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! And die some more! I hate you!
 
new shoes?
 
Here's some change you can believe in.
 
Nice.
When I say, "I am familiar with the idea", I mean I have heard some of them, and can tell them apart from the ordinary sort (not always, though). — argentocyanide 13 mins ago
 
12:22 PM
@RegDwightΒВB I wish I could see that. I'm sure it is very funny.
 
You can't?
What is this grammar?
 
It's broke.
 
@KitFox right click -> view image. it should show up for you, it's a regular imgur pic
 
obviously, it's hilarious
 
12:23 PM
roflcopter
 
user19161
12:35 PM
@RegDwightΒВB Sometimes, what we cannot see is more real than what we can see.
 
so pay attention to voices in your head.
 
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@MattЭллен Geezis.
 
well, I don't hear him, but some people do
 
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@MattЭллен I am so slow. I took a minute to understand this.
 
Can you really see that thing in person? Can you really?
Then I hate you.
 
12:44 PM
@KitFox so before we move on, how does them Chine'se ask rhetorical question? Teach me.
 
Not that I liked you before.
 
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@Gigili Well, it is true that some people have seen things others have not seen. And I don't mean that in the obvious manner. I have talked to many people who have had supernatural visions.
 
Feb 10 '11 at 15:33, by RegDwight
"He who has visions should go see a doctor".
 
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These people are not crazy or evil people, so I believe what they tell me.
 
They are not crazy or evil, just ill.
 
user19161
12:46 PM
@RegDwightΒВB The doctor needs to see them for himself to believe.
 
You mean like in person lol?
 
@JasperLoy You believe whatever a not crazy or evil person tells you?
 
"I am not crazy or evil."
 
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@Gigili I know some of them very well.
 
user19161
Do you believe whatever your science textbook tells you then?
 
12:51 PM
@RegDwightΒВB Oh, I kind of made that up.
 
user19161
Have you actually done those experiments yourself?
 
@KitFox How could you?
 
user19161
Have you collected sufficient statistics and analysed them carefully?
 
There I was perusing Wikipedia, and what is this?
 
user19161
And my above questions are meant to be rhetorical.
 
12:52 PM
Well, I mean there is the question particle "ma" and the suggestive particle "ba."
But I think you can still use "ma" for rhetorical questions. I don't really know.
 
@KitFox so mothers are investigative and fathers are suggestive. Interesting.
 
Indeed.
Except that mothers and questions are horses.
 
I know.
 
My Chinese surname is Horse.
 
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@KitFox Mine is Dawn.
 
12:55 PM
Two down, two to go. Flying Spaghetti Monsters, give me strength ...
 
A friend of mine who studied Chinese would sometimes produce a sentence like "Ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma ma mamama ma" and translate it as "The mother is riding a horse out there alone in the field with her hair all messy because her child is ill" or some such.
 
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@Robusto I give you strength Robusto!
 
@RegDwightΒВB Mother urged the horse to slow down.
I think.
 
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@RegDwightΒВB Unable to parse!
 
@Robusto you counting days or eggs? Or stupid fellow students you had to kill?
 
12:57 PM
The last one is actually man, not ma.
 
> I extremely want to know that men in west how to think about these!Men in west means Americans and Europeans!
> These questions are that when you, Americans or Europeans, see someone who sweat armpit into wet, how do you think about these?
 
@JasperLoy try jQuery.
 
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@KitFox Wait, you can parse that?
 
@RegDwightΒВB Days. It's all about the days.
 
I love waking up to ELU
 
12:58 PM
Love the smell of ELU in the morning.
 
It smells like ... wiktionary.
 
user19161
Wiktionary does not smell good.
 
@JasperLoy It's a very recognizable common Chinese tongue twister.
We learned it in first year.
 
Jul 2 at 15:32, by RegDwight ΒВB
Is that a hidden track on the Nevermind?
 
Wiktionary is an acquired smell.
 
user19161
12:59 PM
@KitFox Oh dear! This shows how bad my Chinese is!
 
user19161
However, Wikipedia smells good to me.
 
@RegDwightΒВB It's not "the Nevermind." It's just Nevermind. It's people like you who killed Kurt Cobain.
 
Speaking of smell memes...
yesterday, by KitFox
Speaking of smell memes, I just created a new one.
 
@Robusto the the is not part of the title. Learn some grammar.
Also, I am not Kurt Cobain.
 
but are you killed kurt cobain?
 
1:03 PM
@RegDwightΒВB Learn some English grammar. What you had sounds too Deutschy.
 
user19161
Wikibooks don't smell good either.
 
@Robusto That was my intention.
 
@MattЭллен He is. He doesn't want you to know, but he is the one.
 
@JasperLoy probably better than wookiebooks
 
@RegDwightΒВB "That's a bingo!" - Hans Landa
 
1:04 PM
@Robusto You see, I have them tiny shiny pearls just for the few congnoscenti like you, and you appreciate them about as much as Jasper.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Hey, I recognized it. I just dissed you for it, that's all. It's called ELU chat. You should have your people look into it.
 
But I started with the dissing. That's an important fact worth stating.
 
I love watching the two of you go at it.
 
Also, no Poland was involved.
 
Yet.
 
1:06 PM
@KitFox you love anything and anyone as long as there's an "it" involved.
 
@RegDwightΒВB You misspelled "sex" ...
 
That's not true.
Fat people. Ick. Just disturbing.
 
@Robusto did you hear how ze Germans got kicked out of Poland by Italians? Unerhört! Wouldn't have happened under Mussolini.
 
You misspelled "Russolini" ...
 
You misspelled "Russ Meyer".
 
1:14 PM
@RegDwightΒВB It's better than the preposition/great majority of questions. It's actually interesting. It could be fixed. There's lots worse. Why not let it stand.
 
Well the preposition questions are destined for ELL.
Anyway, is the question fixed yet? "Can" is not enough.
 
if only they were destined for 'ell
 
Anything that can be fixed can be reopened.
 
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@Gigili You don't have to change it if you like the repetitions. But I guess in this case you don't.
 
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Q: Etymology of "to be like" meaning "to say"

Armen TsirunyanIt seems that "to be like" is an informal phrase for "to say". E.g. She was so angry, she was like "I'm breaking up with you", and I was like "I'm sorry", and she was like "Go away". Is this a recent thing? When did "to be like" start to be used to mean "to say"? It doesn't seem to be in an...

Sounds dupey.
 
1:18 PM
@RegDwightΒВB you're closing things autocratically too soon.
 
I want them fixed. I want a tidy place.
Again, if a question indeed can be fixed, I don't see a problem.
 
@RegDwightΒВB I knew it. ELU is fixed. I want my money back.
 
Closing is for the purpose of editing in to shape as well as getting rid of crap
 
Said the philosopher.
 
To the stripper.
 
1:22 PM
There's crap and there's crap. This isn't that bad. Lots of questions should be closed before this one. Let some close votes work on it first instead of so quickly cutting it off.
 
I never said it was crap
 
Anyway, in the words of Kevin Spacey in The Negotiator, "I got nothing invested in this!"
 
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@Mitch Your first sentence shows that in language, A and A is not exactly the same as A.
 
right, because it's easy for you to close and be done with it.
 
@Mitch - if you edit the question into one worth answering it will get reopened. As it is, it doesn't even make sense.
 
1:26 PM
It's been open for like twelve minutes.
Which is what Kevin Spacey was trying to say.
 
@JasperLoy Natural language is not logical/formal language There might be phonetic differences. There might be discourse differences. There might be alternative punctuation (the wiki article (I know, I know) mentions a punctuation mark for rhetorical questions (not adopted)).
@RegDwightΒВB Thanks.
 
@RegDwightΒВB d'oh! oh well :D
 
If you wanna answer NARQs, that's your decision, not mine. I will point out, however, that relativism doesn't sit well with me. Of course there are worse questions around. You can justify stealing by saying that murder is worse, and murder by saying that there've been entire wars.
It's just that those not-so-bad questions are sometimes one of the reasons for the much worse ones. Just like stealing sometimes leads to murder and murder can lead to a war.
Speaking of which, Xblast time.
 
I see, so capitalism is war.
 
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@RegDwightΒВB What has answering an NARQ got to do with murder? Geezis.
 
1:36 PM
it's a gateway misdemeanour
 
user19161
I just find that in the above case, it distracts from the issue being discussed.
 
@JasperLoy about as much as answering a question has to do with there being other questions.
 
first you answer NARQ questions, then you start writing blogs about how you can't understand people with foreign accents, then you get arrested for hate speech, then while you're doing community service your face gets eaten by someone high on cocaine.
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it's the circle of life
 
I hate it when that happens.
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Sounds pretty dramatic, but not as dramatic as my life. :-)
 
1:41 PM
yup. if that's your morning, you know it's gonna be a bad day
 
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@KitFox Have some coffee then. I am having some now.
 
Oh, no thanks. I'm drinking some Pepsi.
 
@MattЭллен or you've just gotten all the crap out of the way and it can only get better.
 
heh. you sound like an optimist!
 
@MattЭллен sure. you might get to sit in a cell by yourself. once the beating stops.
 
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1:49 PM
Looking at the list of stars, I find that I have not had a star in this room for very long, sad panda.
 
Who you callin' "sad panda"?
 
@JasperLoy 'eating someones face' would get a start -and- a sad panda.
Hold on...you'd prefer a happy panda?
 
I think this panda looks happy
 
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@Robusto Actually, I don't even know what it means, I guess it just means a panda that is sad, so that is me.
 
You need more bamboo in your diet, clearly.
 
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1:56 PM
@MattЭллен I think the donkey it is sitting on looks happy too.
 
possibly
 
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Q: Etymology of "to be like" meaning "to say"

Armen TsirunyanIt seems that "to be like" is an informal phrase for "to say". E.g. She was so angry, she was like "I'm breaking up with you", and I was like "I'm sorry", and she was like "Go away". Is this a recent thing? When did "to be like" start to be used to mean "to say"? It doesn't seem to be in an...

After looking at @Matt's Valley Girl link, which contains two excellent answers by Kosmonaut and nohat, I believe this is a dupe and should be merged. @RegDwightB?
 
44 mins ago, by RegDwight ΒВB
Sounds dupey.
 
Is there recognition of a quotative "all" now, as in "He was all, 'Get outta my grill, man,' and I was like, 'Bring it, bitch'"? — Robusto 34 secs ago
My comment on nohat's answer.
 
I just thought that we had yet another question specifically about etymology. I might be mistaken.
 
2:05 PM
Damn, this site's gone to hell since the glory days, no?
 
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A: Why do like loads of girls my age like saying "like" so much, like?

RobustoI disagree with Martha (for the first time). The first instances I'm aware of involving the use of "like" in such a way go back to the Beat culture of the 1950s.

@Robusto It's the straight line of life.
 
I read those answers and can only conclude we have definitely lost that Golden Age feel.
 
mate p*** off. I belive what my dick f****** tells me. Let's just forget about this post. It can be an interesting discussion for others to read. — JamesHH 29 mins ago
Gone to hell, you say? You phantasize.
 
@RegDwightΒВB In the third paragraph of Kosmo's answer a "from" should be removed.
I can't edit it.
Actually I can, but the system is a bit silly.
 
With all due respect, "I belive what my dick f****** tells me" is not a rule of formal English that I am familiar with. The actual rules are outlined elsewhere on this site and clearly contradict what you say. — RegDwight ΒВB 15 secs ago
 
2:15 PM
oh, he's using "dick" as a short-form for dictionary? yikes
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@Gigili oh yeah, thx, dun.
 
speling aint importunt to him
 
Nor is answering questions properly
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 So the proper insult would be "Hey, suck my dictionary, mate."
 
2:29 PM
Certainly suck is a short form as well.
 
suctionary my dictionary
 
Doesn't look liek a virb.
 
I think the full form must be liposuck or some such.
 
some suck?
 
2:30 PM
Liposuch or some suck.
Yes!
 
@RegDwightΒВB No Dutch in chat.
 
I back-formed it from dictionary then verbed it. It's perfectly cromulent.
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 I will chrome your lent, too.
 
I don't do lent anymore now that I'm an atheist.
 
@Robusto not entirely true. Cerberus is lurking right there.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 oh noes please not those memories.
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Q: Is there a double-meaning to "picking my belly button" in this context?

vonjdI understand all the individual words in the following remark, but there doesn't seem to be any connection between the first half and the second. I am left wondering whether there is an English idiom that gives a double-meaning to part of it (perhaps "picking my belly button"?), but if so it does...

 
2:36 PM
heheh
 
I'm not a Christian, but I gave up mining for flint
 
I'm not a comedian, but Rimmer's deleted answer on that question is pretty humorous
(unintentionally)
 
2:56 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Please share with us poor >10k users.
 
 Well, the author of the line is Emo Philips, a comedian well-known for his offensive religious jokes. I reckon that what he wanted to say by the quote is something along the lines:

    I'm not Catholic = I'm not a good person, but ...

    ... I gave up picking my belly button for lint = I started working towards becoming a better person.

He basically compared "being Catholic" to "picking your belly button for lint" as "two very similar things which contribute to your personality at the same level = almost none".
 
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Q: Is 'Good Morning' Gramatically correct?

argentocyanideIf we observe common grammar, isn't the phrase supposed to be, "Have a Good Morning", or in the least, "Good Morning?"? Do we say, "Good Morning," just because others say it, or is there some actual justification for doing this.

I actually don't understand the question. "[I]sn't the phrase supposed to be ... 'Good Morning?'" Well, it is.
 
I don't get it either
 
I'm not sure why there are two question marks, but that doesn't seem to make a difference.
 
@RegDwightΒВB OK, I'm convinced of your innocence. I'll vote for your proposal.
 
3:02 PM
> Do we say good morning just because others do?
well someone had to say it first, what about them?
 
I mean, if "Good morning?" is grammatical, so is "Good morning!" and "good morning."
 
Maybe a question is grammatically correct, but a statement isn't?
 
Checking.
 
1, 2. 1, 2.
 
flags++;
@MattЭллен keep it on.
 
3:04 PM
@RegDwightΒВB Perhaps they are not sure if it's morning or afternoon, hence "good morning?".
 
April is the cruelest month. The cruelest month.
 
Yes, good morning, yes.
 
@cornbreadninja May is the most polite
 
@MattЭллен really, I mean our spammer is awake.
@MattЭллен I concur.
 
@MattЭллен September is the bestest.
 
3:06 PM
@cornbreadninja yeah, it does look like him
 
In this phrase, just as in many other common ones such as "please", there is considerable ellipsis. I suppose it is short for "Have a good morning", as you suggested, or, in more distant past, "May God give you a good morning". I'm sure you will find numerous theories concerning the original phrase. Good question. It would be interesting to know where it first came up. — JamesHH 9 mins ago
 
August is the smogest.
 
If you look at German or Dutch, the omitted part is simply "I wish you a". Why drag God into this?
 
In English the omitted part is squire
Good morning, squire
 
In more distant part, all of English was about God! I am sure you will find this theory of mine numerous!
 
3:08 PM
lol
 
Sometimes, I wish I could just sit behind a desk all day...
 
me too. I have to programme behind a desk all day
I wonder if there is a universe where root 2 equals 1
rounding errors don't count
 
That's not a rounding error anyway, that's a squaring error.
I wish Nortonn learned formatting. Then some of his questions could actually live.
 
I wonder if mathematicians call their illegitimate children rounding errors?
 
They just redefine them as legitimate
 
3:17 PM
Who do you call an ill-leg IT mate?
 
all your IT mates are ill-legged. But especially Rob
 
No. He is not legged. He's armed. He's an armed Rob-berry.
 
What did Crocodile Dundee say to the three-headed man with no arms and one leg when he came across him while driving his jeep in the outback?
'ello, 'ello, 'ello! You look 'armless! 'op in!
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Jun 7 at 20:44, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
So a one-armed bloke walks into a second-hand shop...
 
Jul 9 at 12:36, by KitFox
You didn't just say that.
 
3:21 PM
No, I said that on June 7th.
 
well, OK then
 
Hello.
 
Hello.
 
I have a question about English.
My friend asked me "Oh, i bet performance plan is slipping of your mind for a bit, huh?" and I don't know what she meant.
 
nor do I
 
3:27 PM
Is "slipping of you mind" an idiom?
 
no
not one that I know of, anyway
"Slipping from you mind" is an idiom
 
What does it mean?
 
that you are forgetting it
 
Oh, thank you.
 
no problem :)
 
3:29 PM
I think she wanted to say.
 
"slipping off your mind"
but it's not really an idiom but is understandable.
 
"Slipping from my X" is idiomatic where X is something that can physically or metaphorically grasp.
e.g. grasp, grip
but that doesn't mean forgetting
that means losing control
so just ignore that...
 
(that is, it was a type, missing an 'f') but 'slipping off' is not about forgetting, it's more about leaving 'I slipped off for a but of quiet time'. That is, Matt's suggestion is what the original person should have said.
or not.
 
Commute! Poofffff!
 
cya!
This question is a good example why there is a minimum character limit:
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Q: Is dd/mm or mm/dd is more widely used in Canada?

ImagereeIs dd/mm or mm/dd more widely used in Canada? dd = date mm = month I had to add more text otherwise I couldn't post this question - I got the error: "It does not meet our quality standards."

 
3:34 PM
you let commuting get in the way?
 
All right. Is it better now? — Cool Elf 21 mins ago
I think I made Cool Elf cry.
 
that's the stack-exchange spirit.
 
don't beat yourself up daddioh. I'm sure cool elf's, like, a cool cat, dig?
 
@MattЭллен I dig it. That's, like, far fucking out, man.
 
I want to tag the Canadian date format question with
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but I'll be restrained
toodles!
 
4:04 PM
Bye!
 
I just had my first encounter ever with the word cumulation. Reading is cool.
 
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Q: Doesn't come like that?

Checking=-,.=-.,=-,.=-=,.-=-,.=-,-.=,.=,.=-,.=,.=-=-,. "Success doesn't come easily for him." "A new language doesn't come easily for him." "Come" in this context means "to happen". Success is a state, so success could happen. But a language does not seem to "happen". Is the second sentence...

Well, if the glitter doesn't give it away
 
Oh, is this a banned user?
 
Yup
 
Then I shouldn't have helped him out.
 
4:10 PM
Look up "Nortonn S"
As well as a bunch of deleted questions recently
 
4:26 PM
Hmm, that's actually the word I started with. But I still think there's another (even more common) one just around the corner... — kmote 57 secs ago
 
4:40 PM
Hey @Matt, do you like Mitchell's latest video?
I do.
 
5:07 PM
@Cerberus lol. excellent. I am exactly the same on the phone. This is even after two years spent working in a call centre
 
Haha.
I see.
I actually don't suffer from that symptom.
It is rather that I hate making a call to someone I don't know well.
 
that too
 
And I tend to be unable to find the right moment to end the conversation when the other person seems in no way inclined to do so.
So it drags on.
But, as soon as the ending sequence has been initiated, I'm fine.
 
Yeah, I'm way too passive in that regard. I'll just wait for them to run out of steam
 
I also don't have awkward silences, I think.
@MattЭллен It just seems a bit rude to end the conversation.
 
5:10 PM
awkward silences at the end of a conversation are pretty normal for me :)
 
Oh heh.
 
regardless of being on a phone
 
I hear nothing...is this an awkward silence?
 
I must've offended someone. I just got a drive-by down-vote on a question.
 
5:21 PM
Was it a bad question?
 
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Q: Punctuating question tags: A question mark is always required, isn't it?

RobustoConsider the sentence: You didn't leave the dog in the car, did you? In oral English, this statement may be spoken with a rising intonation or a falling one. If the former, it suggests that leaving the dog in the car is a bad thing, and might even suggest incredulity and consternation on th...

You tell me.
 
5:41 PM
Another "fix my sentence" question:
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Q: Grammar error in this sentence?

Robertare there grammar issues with the following sentence? It is from part of my essay: Furthermore, for those skills which are claimed can be taught after those youngsters come of age as because at that time they would be mentally and physically capable to learn those practical skills which require ...

 
@MattЭллен Yes. Real men will do anything to fool women about how sensitive they are.
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too true
 

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