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3:20 AM
Google Gmail keeps wondering why I keep closing their stupid ads. But they never want to hear the real reason, which I furnish thus:
 
 
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9:22 AM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Hmm. The "Nth World" terminology irks me to no end. As does "Near/Middle/Far East".
 
9:41 AM
@Færd the nth world always had a priority like meaning to me. Like, these guys are the 1st world, they're frontrunners of humanity and 3rd world people's needs come last
Hmm, that came off a bit strongly, but still
 
@Robusto do people even still do that?
 
@RegDwigнt it sounds so 2012
Hmm, wait a sec. I was supposed to be driving flying cars by 2020. You've got a few months left, world.
 
I've been a vegetarian for 25 years and I couldn't give half a fuck what everyone else eats. And conversely, many people are not even aware that I'm a vegetarian, because well why should they. Who the fuck cares.
 
@RegDwigнt probably the same people that get supersized burgers for lunch and take selfies with Mediterranean salads
 
@Tonepoet see, you're doing this wrong. That's not how you put all the blame on me. @Robusto is doing it right. Watch him and learn.
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I wouldn't know. Who is people? Why would I care?
 
9:48 AM
Maybe because you don't take selfies with Mediterranean salad
 
I know what photos I take. Everyone else's, well they are not mine. I'm not looking at those.
@Robusto but that right there is a response to advertising, duh. The only appropriate response, mind, but a response nonetheless.
I've been reporting all Grammarly ads as offensive for a full year now, and I'm still getting served them.
Likewise, people are still trying to sell me cars. Or more to the point, buy mine. Everyone keeps complaining how the Facebook ad network will spy on you and learn everything about you, yet it's been a full decade and they still don't know that I've never owned a car or even just a driver's license.
Facebook is a collection of two hundred thousand idiots who can't even remember the data I openly give them in plain text. Like my gender. Every single email I get from them starts "Dear Mr or Ms Reginald Kenneth Dwight".
Never mind flying cars, it's almost 2020 and people still can't pull a single value from a table.
 
@RegDwigнt I'm sure everyone will be able to as soon as 2020 starts
 
In order for 2020 to start, people need to be able to add 1 to 2019. And most people simply cannot do that kind of advanced maths.
 
Well, they teach you how to add single digit numbers to single digit numbers.
Then double digits the next semester. And triple digits the year after.
But never four digits. NEVER.
 
Adding single digits to single digits only sounds simple on paper. You go and try adding 1 to 9, Mr Einstein.
And with that I need to take my leave again. Lators.
 
10:04 AM
Ciao
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Yeah.
 
 
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11:59 AM
@Færd In what way?
 
12:21 PM
@Færd They're very irkable.
What do you think of their replacements: developed and developing?
As to Near Middle Far East, everything is 'my ethnicity' centric. How can you fault the Chinese for calling their country literally 'The Middle Kingdom' because they are certainly in the middle of their stuff.
and isn't Morocco/Algeria called the Maghreb in Arabic which is 'the west' in English?
But I've never been able to figure out exactly what is near, middle, and far East. Which country is in which? I don't know.
 
 
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4:20 PM
Cerbere, care to share where to find the OED for goldendict?
 
 
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5:42 PM
@Cerberus In their Euro-centrism and/or Orientalism, of course.
@Mitch I prefer the Global South vs the Global North. (See also the North-South divide.)
@Mitch Good point. But I think that's all okay as long as Moroccans don't have to think of themselves as "west of somebody else" rather than "here". I don't know about them, but if you ask any Iranian schoolchild what region this is, they would say "the Middle East", instead of "West Asia" or some such term.
@Mitch They're all the same place to you, so far-off in the New World, ain't they? :) These are Wikipedia's Middle and Far Easts:
Near East is apparently obsolete and replaced with Middle East and other terms.
I prefer West/Central/East/South/etc Asia, of course.
This is Wikipedia's Western Asia, which includes the region of Palestine:
 
6:04 PM
@Mitch That's much better IMO. It's labels based on facts, not perceptions. Facts can be harsh but they can't be racist
Inb4 somebody challenges me on that very claim
 
6:39 PM
@Færd Yeah, so what about India/Pakistan/Afghanistan? They ain't Far and they ain't Middle, neither here nor there. I WANT LOGIC.
 
@Mitch If 1 apple is not enough, and 3 are too much, what's 2 apples?
 
>Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ The Central East?
That doesn't sound good
 
You need to think 3D.
Think Olympus.
Oh my God the world makes so much more sense now.
 
I want that kind of confidence.
 
7:25 PM
2 hours ago, by Færd
I prefer West/Central/East/South/etc Asia, of course.
They're all in South Asia.
Afghanistan you could also say is in (South-)Central Asia.
 
@Færd But the pattern we're working with is Eurocentrism, and they're all to the east (even Morocco!) so they must be 'something' East. Must. They must fit that pattern.
 
Meh, I'm used to drawing borders around regions
 
I only ever draw outside the lines.
 
Be it NMR spectra, or Middle East
@Mitch ✅
 
@Mitch You got it right if you filled the page.
 
7:27 PM
haha I heard that in some advertisement for something the other day
 
Samsung Note 13?
 
like maybe for perfume, or cars, management consulting, or aromatherapy.
 
I lost count
 
@Mitch How about we call you the Far West and the Middle West.
 
I won't answer.
 
7:28 PM
Ukraine is so East West to me
 
@Færd If by fill the page you mean like I scratched back and forth a few times, then yes.
 
@Mitch The lines didn't make much of a difference, did they.
 
@Færd They're more of a guide as to what not to do.
 
It's astonishing how you managed to keep out of them so carefully.
 
Like trying to create a rock garden that has no pattern.
Very difficult.
You have to go to landscape design school to unlearn everything you've ever known.
 
7:31 PM
@Mitch Nah not really. One really huge rock that takes up most of the space, and one little rock to its Middle East.
 
@Mitch Hmm. I would've thought a calf would rather draw a no-pattern meadow.
 
It'd actually more accurately be a model of the solar system
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I feel like you're trying to tell me something here, but all I feel like doing is digging my toes into the pebbles and writing my name in them.
 
@Mitch I feel that too, but I lost to energy to follow up
You can imagine it was something really deep. And sarcastic. Reflecting the biggest problems of our time
 
I lost the energy to hold back from having a snack.
 
7:34 PM
Like when to go to the bathroom while watching Endgame
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Q: When to take intermission during Avengers: Endgame?

Mike GuthrieSo, I'm finally going to be getting around to watching Endgame in theaters - with small children. Without spoilers, when, during this over-three-hours movie, would be a good time to take an intermission? Looking for answers like "N minutes in from Marvel logo" or some recognizable opening to a s...

 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ That brings up an important astronomical physics problem. All those pictures of stars orbiting the black hole at the center of (some? our?) galaxy, swirling around in their own orbits. Why weren't they all swept out by now, each smaller one eaten up by large and larger remaining ones?
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ with small children? Under 7 yrs old might be too young.
 
@Mitch they keep being chased by larger ones, but the larger stars are dumber. Like Tom and Jerry
 
Hey @Færd glad you're back. We've moved on from international relations to when to pee.
 
@RegDwigнt Yo, alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
@Mitch Do you have to schedule that?
It's definitely beneficial to schedule your meals and dumps, but peeing I'm not sure about.
 
checks schedule to see if I have time to think about that
 
7:42 PM
One of the most effective ways to remedy constipation is to establish a regular pattern for eating and defecating.
 
No lie, I read that as 'defrosting'.
 
Haha
Yeah unplug yourself and it will all flow out of you.
 
hahahha
flow
poop talk is great.
 
Hey hey hey, I'm supposed to be the youngster here
You guys are supposed to talk grown up stuff.
Like stock prices. Or how horrible PHP is.
pHP? Php? I forgot the capitalization
 
PhP is poop.
There, two birds both poop
Jul 10 '18 at 16:02, by Mitch
Ok enough poop
Back to world news...
looks at news
a tear slides down one cheek
curls up in bed
 
7:53 PM
Huh why
looks at news
 
gets up out of bed
looks up some terrible puns
O fercrissakes
 
Can't see it
For better or worse
 
> My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"

I know he means well..
 
You took the trouble of typing that?
What a kind but frowny bull
 
> [At Funeral]

Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"

Widow: "Please do"

Me *clears throat: "Plethora!"

Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Are you mad? Isn't that what cut and paste are for?
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ This may be bad, but I don't know that bull. Is that bad?
 
> ... the flow of bad blood shed throughout the tortuous language and dictionary wars ...
also a quote from the dictionary under 'hyperbolic'
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Or I found a picture of a better looking bull.
 
Hmm, that's probably OK
Are you Redbull?
 
No. I'm Abominabull
 
It was subtler last time
I should have starred that one
 
Subtle is too hard.
> Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.
> I took the shell off my racing snail this weekend.

Thought it might speed him up.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.
 
8:21 PM
@Færd thank you, but it's only in 1 hour and 40 minutes. Which reminds me, I need to go start cooking.
 
8:43 PM
> The second noctrune I have managed to wrtie so far.
Congrats. Good luck with wrtieing your tihrd noctrune.
 
@RegDwigнt wrtie = with regard to that is?
@Mitch are these from that pigeon site?
Or maybe it was a dove.
Noctrune is probably just fruit nectar but with more French
 
I stole two lines from a beautiful classical poem to write this poem. Can you guess the poem I stole them from?
 
Roses are red, violets are blue
 
Ah, sorry! I forgot about our.. khm.. image-challenged folks
> When something ends, another something starts,
What you can't get in whole you get in parts,
Caressing limbs instead of caring hearts,
So runs the round of life from hour to hour.

When something starts, another something ends,
And to the one who weren't among your friends,
Your false affair romantically ends:
Two graves grass-green beside a gray church-tower.
It's quite easy
The stolen lines are in stark contrast to my poor work
 
 
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9:54 PM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ nice! You really got something there.
 

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