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@Mitch I don't have any beef with that.
@RegDwigнt it's an actual medical condition. Not as romantic as you'd expect from all the stories.
Everything is a medical condition nowadays.
Even things that do not exist, like ADHS.
I suffer from awesomeness
AWSM
@RegDwigнt or they 'like' a picture on Flounder or Bazinga or the 'Touch my butt' app (the technology is making great strides)
When I was a kid, the name for "ADHS" was "hey you wanted to become a teacher, no one forced you, so fuck off".
Also it was in Russian.
For extra badassery.
22:03
@RegDwigнt that... it doesn't exist that it doesn't exist
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ you must have a very mild case.
ZING!!!!
@Mitch I . . . you . . . argh
But no, it's spearmint
@RegDwigнt Russian is for wusses.
Why would you suffer from awesomeness anyway. You'd just post it on Instagram, is what you'd do. Day in, day out.
You'd know if you actually were awesome.
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ hahahhha I had to take advantage. Great set up though.
22:06
@Mitch Is that a test sentence for Jonathan Ross?
The little I've seen of jonathon Ross, he seems like a wuss. So Russian would be perfect for him
Wussian. Please.
Show some wespect.
Also, my name's Reginald, but you can call me Wedge.
@RegDwigнt uncool man. Jonathon Woss just speaks like that
Actually no. He doesn't just speak like that. There's a whole science behind it.
Hmm
22:11
@Færd Oh? Which one was that?
I though all Bwitish people speak like that
I know of the hundred years' war, the eighty years' war, the thirty years' war.
The six day war
I know of Avengers: Infinity War.
@Cerberus I think he's referring to the Iran-Iraq war
22:13
The. Seventh day adventists
The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 by the House of Plantagenet, rulers of the Kingdom of England, against the House of Valois, over the right to rule the Kingdom of France. It was one of the most notable conflicts of the Middle Ages, in which five generations of kings from two rival dynasties fought for the throne of France, the largest kingdom in Western Europe. The war marked both the height of chivalry and its subsequent decline, and the development of strong national identities in both countries. Tensions between the crowns of France and England can be...
The Eighty Years' War (Dutch: Tachtigjarige Oorlog; Spanish: Guerra de los Ochenta Años) or Dutch War of Independence (1568–1648) was a revolt of the Seventeen Provinces of what are today the Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg against the political and religious hegemony of Philip II of Spain, the sovereign of the Habsburg Netherlands. After the initial stages, Philip II deployed his armies and regained control over most of the rebelling provinces. Under the leadership of the exiled William the Silent, the northern provinces continued their resistance. They eventually were able to oust the...
The Thirty Years' War was a war fought primarily in Central Europe between 1618 and 1648. One of the longest and most destructive conflicts in human history, it resulted in eight million fatalities not only from military engagements but also from violence, famine and plague. People who perished over its course were overwhelmingly and disproportionately inhabitants of the Holy Roman Empire, and the rest were mostly fallen soldiers of foreign armies. It was the deadliest European religious war and remains the utmost war trauma in the German collective memory.Initially a war between various Protestant...
@RegDwigнt That one was only two hours and half
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Ah!
Hardly infinite
@Cerberus does math
22:13
That's not a hundred years. That's 116.
brb editing wikipedia
There were pauses.
The number is approximate.
@Cerberus Maybe he's implying that the fight was between more than two countries with the unfair global help Saddam got
Holy mother @&&@er. They can kill each other but can't do subtraction?
Also I would like to point out how nobody's pointed out how the hundred-year war started in the year LEET.
@Mitch Better if they don't
22:14
For the memes.
Just as in the Dutch-Spanish war: it was 80 years all right, but with various pauses.
They shouldn't have found out enemy numbers are decreasing
@RegDwigнt you're going to have to do a lot of editing
I don't think there was actual peace during those 80 years, but most of the time there were no campaigns and no battles.
@RegDwigнt You may be the first person to notice!
@Cerberus Yeah and you're telling me if I discount for the pauses it's exactly 100 years. And not 101 or 97. Or 115½.
Don't make me do it for you know I will.
22:16
@Cerberus that's like saying I've been fasting, since lunch.
@RegDwigнt Give or take.
Mois ou moins (what's the Portuguese expression again?).
I'll take, then. Thanks.
@Mitch That's so Dutch
I'm a giving person
@Cerberus zhzhzhzhzhzh.
@Mitch More like, I've been fasting since last week. Most of the time, I haven't been busy eating.
@RegDwigнt You may be confusing Portuguese with Armenian?
22:18
No.
For I speak both languages.
They are very different.
But what do dogs know.
It all sounds like Chinese to them.
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I don't think THE DUTCH ARE having a monopoly on being BALD-FACED LIARS.
I don't know, every time I post a lie on Twitter, it gets taken down by The Hague Tribunal.
As long as you had the armor, I don't think being bald-faced mattered in a fight
I do know there is a Portuguese expression like mais o meins.
Yes, but it's pronounced mazh o menozh.
22:21
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ more opportunities for face stabbing
Why is the Unicode name for ½ a "vulgar fraction"? @tchrist
Teach me.
> mais ou menos
There it is.
@Mitch they put on wigs and rotated them 90 degrees
1 min ago, by RegDwigнt
Yes, but it's pronounced mazh o menozh.
@RegDwigнt Because it's non-scientific?
22:22
You're non-scientific.
30 secs ago, by Cerberus
> mais ou menos
It insults intelligence?
Apr 29 at 2:45, by RegDwigнt
Sep 15 '16 at 12:55, by RegDwigнt
Mar 24 at 23:08, by RegDwigнt
Mar 2 '11 at 13:43, by Robusto
2 hours ago, by RegDwight
Feb 18 at 10:59, by Robusto
13 hours ago, by Robusto
27 secs ago, by RegDwight
2 hours ago, by RegDwight
yesterday, by RegDwight
Feb 7 at 15:38, by RegDwight
In the foundations of mathematics, Russell's paradox (also known as Russell's antinomy), discovered by Bertrand Russell in 1901, showed that the naive set theory created by Georg Cantor leads to a contradiction. The same paradox had been discovered a year before by Ernst Zermelo but he did not publish the idea, which remained known only to Hilbert, Husserl and other members of the University of Göttingen. Let R be the set of all sets that are not members of themselves. If R qualifies as a member of itself, it would contradict its own definition as a set containing sets that are not member...
I remember that.
No you don't.
22:23
The vertical effect is nice, though.
I do, though.
Perfect for spammers.
Best way to change the subject
Hah, true.
@Cerberus I know! In Portuguese it's called "verticazh effectuzh".
22:24
Quit the Armenian all right.
This isn't Nagorno-Karabach.
Lol. How did you remember that name.
Why wouldn't I?
It's well known.
I actually saw a picture of Kabardino-Balkaria on Instagram just a couple hours ago.
Like South-Ossetia and the like.
That was a rare sight.
@Cerberus South Ossetia is just Russia. They speak Purtugesh there.
22:27
You traitor! If you're like Stalin.
Stalin's dead. Long live Putin.
Now, now.
Putin hasn't killed millions.
Exactly. So be dead Stalin, long live Putin.
What is so hard to understand about my position.
Indeed, we should be happy to have him over Stalin.
@RegDwigнt Come, Sit, Shake, Stay, Roll Over, Fetch and Play Dead.
22:29
Because you might have been referring to, the king is dead; long live the king.
@Tonepoet yeah not the dogs I know they don't. You'd be lucky if they know Sit.
@Cerberus as I said to Rob just the other day, any and all allegories in my writing are in the eye of the beholder.
The way you interpret things always says more about yourself than it does about the thing.
Hm. I just thought of something.
We should record this chat room in a computer-generated voice and put it up on YouTube. We'll make millions.
We'll call the channel Samuel Beckett Live.
@RegDwigнt So you say. That's just your interpretation.
@RegDwigнt I believe there are many Youtube channels that auto-read out articles?
Very annoying.
Could be useful for the blind.
Oh, good. So it works!
Excellent.
Let's get on it.
Which reminds me, I need to find me some nice audiobooks for tomorrow's vacation.
Have fun.
Don't listen to Stephen Fry reading Eugen Onegin.
CU.
(Did I hear vacation? I hope it's not Vlieland again. Or Portugal.)
22:46
It is France.
I wish it were the North Pole.
@RegDwigнt Hmm why not?
The translation was horrible.
I downloaded the whole thing.
Like 16 episodes or something.
Oh, too bad.
Had to close it in disgust afer the first stanza.
Hmm so it's poetry?
Err. Dude.
Next up you'll ask me if Odyssey and Ilias are poetry.
22:48
@Cerberus yet
It's like the greatest Russian poem of all time? And also the greates poem of its time, period?
Haha. I'm putin-baiting
@RegDwigнt Nobody still uses leetspeak. You're revealing your ever-increasing age.
(It's not that great, btw.)
@Robusto NOU
There. Showed you your place.
Where? There? But I am here. QED
22:49
Which is why I had to show you.
Because you're all over places. Again.
@RegDwigнt I must admit I have heard of it but I have never read it.
You've been shown
@Cerberus read it in Russian. Don't read it otherwise.
I can't.
@RegDwigнt I totally pwned you and your leetspeak anachronisms.
22:50
@Robusto ha, but you forgot my invisible shield. Joke's on you, loser.
It is ultra good.
You ain't got none of those.
Nope. Disallowed.
Allowed.
Squared.
To infinity.
To the power of -infinity.
Also the whole point of my remark was that leetspeak was very much still en vogue while the war was going on.
It's not a recent war, you know.
You act like you've never even been to infinity.
22:52
I've been beyond, but there was Buzz and I hate Buzz.
I used to like a good buzz now and then, but now I'm high on life. Unfortunately, I don't have a limitless supply.
So I went back to Jupiter.
You should go back to Schumpeter.
@Robusto I can sell you a limitless supply for an infinite number of rates. Don't worry, each is infinitesimal.
@RegDwigнt Mass noun, not count noun.
That's why we go over this stuff.
Also, I'm all stock up on nouns. I don't need more.
22:54
Yo mama is a mass noun.
Me mom is a count.
Without the "o" ...
I've been waiting.
I know.
This is why we go over this stuff.
It was obligatory.
22:55
Tony Blair was a very oblique tory.
Uh-oh, the oven just beeped. Dinner is damn near served, and hear I am feasting on ... what? Badinage? A badinage in the hand is worth two in the borscht. Sosiouxme later.
Enjoy your borshch.
Later I won't be around I need to get up early tomorrow.
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Fuck now I want borshch. And that thing takes 2 days to cook. Hm.
@Feeds lazy. Inertia. Sloth.
I like borshch!
22:59
Who doesn't.
I cook the best in this town.
But it does take two days.
Especially when I ate it in Petersburg.
And also the stroganoff.
In hindsight I wish I had foresight.
Try sidesight.
Good thinking.
Also, did you know that "sidesight" is an anagram of "sidesight"?
I bet you didn't!
I swapped the asses and the eyes!
How wonderful.
23:01
And with that I bid you welfare.
Enjoy France. Even if nobody else will.
And don't come knocking on my door.
It's too hot.
I hate travelling.
Actually do, then I'll give you a signed copy of the score for your piece.
And it useless and bad for the environment.
That would be fun.
Is it my piece?
Yes. France is useless and bad for the environment. All true.
Indeed.
23:02
@Cerberus you asked for it, dummy. Your name's up on YouTube.
Yay!
I don't remember.
Of course you don't remember your name. Which is why we have to put it on YouTube.
Too bad I don't have a Youtube account.
@Cerberus I have two. They are a dime a dozen.
Actually no, they are completely free.
Anyway I'm out until I get even more hungrier.
CU around.
@RegDwigнt Nice, I only see it now!
I approve.
I used to have an account, but then Google forced me to sign in using my real name or Google Plus or whatever, so I quit.
I'll leave you this for fun.
Watch out for shrews.
And for Canadians (the experimenter sounds like @Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 , I bet).
23:23
His other video, about how mice and shrews react to a changing maze, is also nice.
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