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1:00 PM
I don't know what those words mean.
Also, you're a youngster!
 
@OrigamiRobot Perhaps.
 
@Wipqozn Perhaps you should be playing... closer to the borders.
puts on shades, flies off the tangential reference
 
@badp I don't know what that means.
 
@Wipqozn border-lands, geddit? huh? huh? geddit?
 
@badp oh, now I get it.
 
1:02 PM
Groaning may commence now
 
g'morning everyone
 
mornin'
 
good evening
 
good $time
 
So apparently I have... whatever the mechanical equivalent of a brown thumb is.
Things I touch, break.
 
1:03 PM
Shut up @badp!
 
@OrigamiRobot you need to work on your escaping dude.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's a little uncalled for.
 
@Wipqozn I called for it :P
 
Oh look, it's gracenote.
She's so graceful.
 
@badp return comeback;
 
1:05 PM
Someday somebody might decide to pull tricks on you and that might not be fun'); DROP TABLE comebacks; --
 
@badp I don't support SQL
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz What did you do now?
 
@FAE So, for context, I drive cars loaded up with fancy machines for a living.
 
@Wipqozn I just saw what you said about SciFi and I can't give it enough stars.
 
For the entirety of January and February, I was trying to convince our tech team who I rarely to never see in person, that one of said machines was broken.
I finally convinced them of this, and got it fixed.
A few days later, it broke again.
While waiting for the equipment to be repaired, the car which was carrying said equipment got hit while parked.
 
1:08 PM
What kind of fancy machines? I like fancy machines. I am a fancy machine!
 
Now, I am in Pittsburgh, driving a different car to cover somebodies vacation.
And a different machine on this other car broke.
@OrigamiRobot Map making machines.
Also lasers.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz that is very unfortunate
 
It is not the lasers that broke this time.
(it was last time).
 
@OrigamiRobot okay\0ILOVEJUSTINBIEBERILOVEJUSTINBIEBERILOVEJUSTINBIEBER
 
This time it was something dumber. Specifically, it is the motor that lifts the lasers to the height at which I use them.
 
1:10 PM
lasers breaking sounds like the most expensive thing that could break
 
(they are on a retractable lift thing.)
@IanPugsley Pretty much.
 
Computers make it too hard to embed the byte 0 in messages.
Stupid C.
 
Both of those sound like personal problems.
 
FAE
@LessPop_MoreFizz Wow. Maybe your innate muppetness creates some sort of uncanny aura of machine-hate
 
@badp Trying to drop one of his tables is one thing, but making him love justin bieber? That's just cruel.
 
1:16 PM
@Wipqozn If I weren't trying to be cruel, @Grace wouldn't notice.
She already has barely enough time to tend to her job, let alone his little pinkie robot.
 
@Wipqozn Don't worry, @badp doesn't even know what my code looks like.
 
@OrigamiRobot It's all done in Hypercard, isn't it?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Ook!
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz it rewrites itself dynamically in a number of languages so that he can just rewrite itself to a different language milliseconds later you bust him and then he can simply say "nu-uh."
Mainly, though, it's all INTERCAL.
 
@badp This.
 
1:22 PM
Obviously given the current limited knowledge about code generation, let alone code translation in between languages, this means:
1. OrigamiRobot runs on a very small and limited codebase
2. OrigamiRobot is broken in a lot of different and subtle ways pretty much all the time.
except when in INTERCAL. But that's a problem that should be solved in roughly 2150.
 
You assume I am built using current human technology and knowledge, but mostly #2 is true.
 
Oh, right. Aliens.
That explains it.
 
@badp Ponies.
 
I wouldn't call ponies Earthlings.
They're very clearly aliens.
 
@badp I don't know. Ask @Wipqozn.
 
1:25 PM
Take @Wipqozn, can you even begin to pronounce his name?
 
monopoly on your radio
 
The name is very clearly written in Schbaddle. A very clearly alien language
or Schdattle. I don't speak Pony.
 
Damn, @badp is onto me.
 
Do we really need to be worrying about people saying "hell"?
 
@william Really?
@OrigamiRobot I just rejected it.
 
1:28 PM
@LessPopMoreFizz Ha! I win!
 
@OrigamiRobot I was too busy rejecting it
 
@OrigamiRobot I think the person who won is one who rejected it.
 
@Wipqozn Well, I thing you are stup-----------eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
Feb 22 at 12:56, by OrigamiRobot
beep boop I love you.
 
@OrigamiRobot damn straight you love me.
You should all love me!
 
I posted Gaming's top unanswered question to /r/dwarffortress: reddit.com/r/dwarffortress/comments/r3cyb/…
Hope they'll give us a good answer
 
1:34 PM
@YiJiang This looks like a job for !
 
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Q: Will fish populate artificial underground canal?

relativegiant If I channel to make an artificial underground canal or pool, fed by a natural river (and disappearing at the edge of the map), is there a chance small fish (as I understand it, vermin) will populate the canal so that I can fish from it? What if I let the water run through floor grates or wall ...

 
@OrigamiRobot I'm always getting into trouble with profanity in my title ;-)
 
@Wipqozn You can also spend your own cheese to force other players to move, but I never actually played the game either.
 
The game is actually terrible. I own it. I've played it once. Just to launch the trap.
That is the only fun part about the game.
 
1:45 PM
@Wipqozn I own it. I've never played it, just built the trap.
 
Oh hey, here's a compilation of every Itchy and Scratchy episode ever.
 
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Q: Mass Effect 3: "good" vs "bad" ending variations

miracle2kAll the lists of the ending variations talk about "good control/destroy", "bad control/destroy", but there is never an explanation what this is based on. In the good case, you can see soldiers cheering, in the bad variant, they don't. So what does determine whether by choice results in a 'good' o...

0
Q: Strategies for an Adept on Silver/Gold

AllovBeen playing an Adept all the way to level 20 and I'm having lots of fun. But, when I hit Silver / Gold level, I'm starting to wonder what's the real use of an Adept. Most people say that crowd control is the way to go. But, the problem is that MOST of the ennemies are either shielded or armore...

 
2:03 PM
I am consistently surprised at what gets me to a Nice Answer badge in under 2 hours.
 
@LessPopMoreFizz No kidding.
 
@Stephen I read this as Nidoking and got excited that we were talking about Pokemon.
 
@StrixVaria facepalm
 
I'm about to start Priority: Earth. How much ME3 do I have left?
 
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@Wipqozn Thing is half the time the stupid trap doesn't even work
 
2:07 PM
@Stephen Pokemon is awesome I don't know what your deal is.
 
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@Sterno That's it
 
@Sterno Surprise! That's the end. It just stops.
Actually that would be really funny.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria I saw they announced B&W2. Kind of surprised at the naming scheme.
 
@FAE I have never bought the "third" game of any generation yet.
I don't see my trend changing this generation.
I already own both Black and White.
 
@StrixVaria I guess I just missed that whole craze.
 
2:09 PM
@Stephen So get into it now? It's not over.
 
@Sterno About 2-3 hours.
 
I was just reading this answers WITH ENDING SPOILERS and it doesn't seem to make any sense at all that EMS affects the outcomes there
 
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@StrixVaria I own Diamond and Platinum. I haven't really started Plat though because I did CTF farming for my little base in Diamond with some friends back when I actually was in physical proximity to friends who have it. I'm loath to leave my base behind. :(
 
@StrixVaria They probably aren't making Grey with B2&W2 coming out.
 
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Seeing as I have like 4 friends in this country and none of them even own a DS let alone play Pokemon.
 
2:11 PM
@Ullallulloo Unless B&W2 are completely new games, I don't see much of a difference.
 
@StrixVaria I was thinking that they were...
If not, then that's weird.
 
@StrixVaria M:TG consumes my card related budget
 
@Ullallulloo Details are scarce still. We need to wait for more of them.
@Stephen Pokemon cards are stupid. Pokemon games are where it's at.
 
@Stephen I never played the card game. Get the handheld games.
 
@sterno EMS helps determine which ending appears
 
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2:13 PM
@StrixVaria ...I was really addicted to the Pokemon TCG on gameboy :x
 
@FAE I used to have (and I guess still do somewhere) physical Pokemon cards from when I was in middle school.
 
0
Q: Does Blitzcrank / Nautilus Q stop a channeled Fiddle?

HopeIf Fiddle was the start his ultimate (the period before the teleport) and Blitz or Nautilus used a Q on him, would it cancel Fiddle's ultimate, using the cooldown?

 
FAE
I really enjoy digital versions of TCGs for some reason.
 
@Stephen No, I get that. I just mean that it doesn't make logical sense from an in-game standpoint
 
Not even close to as good or as deep as M:tG though.
 
FAE
2:14 PM
@StrixVaria My younger cousins collected them during the craze, but they didn't even know how to play
 
12
Q: Pokemon: Gotta catch 'em all, but how to get started?

kazzamallaI have not had much Pokemon interest in the past, but I have an extended trip coming up and am looking to give it a try. I've spent my life learning enough about other magical universes, but just never got on the Pokemon train. My concern now is that I am obviously coming into the phenom quite ...

 
@FAE This is most of the people back in middle school.
I knew how to play but so few people did that I almost never actually played.
 
FAE
Yeah, I figured that was the case
@Ullallulloo Hm, a little out of date now.
 
@StrixVaria Wikipedia suggests that they're still fifth generation, but that they're likely more of a sequel than a third version.
 
@sterno Oh. I don't have an IG explanation for ya ... I thought I was going to end up turd polishing the answer to try to make it clearer
 
2:17 PM
@Ullallulloo If that's the case I might get one.
But, Diablo 3 will be out...
56 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes, 28 seconds, btw
In case anyone was wondering
 
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@StrixVaria You're so cute
 
@FAE I have a tab open with a countdown that will not close until release.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria No smartphone apps you could use?
I know there was an "official" ME3 one that was made. I'd be surprised if there wasn't a D3 one
 
@FAE There probably are. I'll look into that.
 
FAE
@StrixVaria Also I didn't mean the cute comment to be condescending or anything, in case it came off that way. I just find it refreshing that you're actually positively excited about something.
 
2:20 PM
@FAE It's so rare!
 
FAE
@StrixVaria Lulu will be out soon, you can be happy over that too!
 
@FAE Oh, I thought you meant this black and white 2.
 
@FAE Bah. I need to save up so much IP for that though.
 
FAE
@Wipqozn That does not exist.
:|
 
@FAE Yes it does. It has a wikipedia page and everything.
 
2:22 PM
I didn't hate B&W2 as much as other people, I thought it was interesting
 
FAE
@Wipqozn lalala can't hear you
 
I found a Diablo 3 countdown widget.
 
FAE
@Wipqozn Nope
@StrixVaria Woo!
 
@FAE nope.avi
nope.avi is way way funnier to me, because one time I clicked a link to it (in here, actually) while I was remoted in to my machine while I was at work
 
FAE
2:24 PM
Man. I'm done with my Mass Effect binge and I suddenly don't know what to do. I don't want to replay ME3 yet because [redacted]. I guess I can actually do something not ME related now.
 
and @spugsley IM'd me saying "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COMPUTER, IT JUST SAID NOPE, I'M TERRIFIED AND LEAVING"
 
FAE
@IanPugsley loool
 
@FAE I really hope it was perfect timing, like she was thinking about doing something and my computer spontaneously said "nope"
 
Hahah :D
 
FAE
@IanPugsley Trolling your own SO is the best kind of trolling.
2
 
2:25 PM
THE WIDGET DOESN'T HAVE SECONDS :(
 
@FAE it's the best! Marriage is really just a permanent license to troll
I have to warm her terrifying skeleton feet, and in exchange I get to mess with her... forever
 
FAE
@IanPugsley you almost owed me a keyboard with "terrifying skeleton feet"
 
I just gained some more respect for you @IanPugsley.
 
@FAE you should just have two keyboards, one that you can spit-take all over if necessary and one that's actually plugged in
 
Now, I must skedaddle.
skedaddle
 
FAE
2:28 PM
@IanPugsley I do!
@Wipqozn *skedaddle, for future reference :P
 
@Wipqozn I've still got the best one against @spugsley when I remoted into my computer and printed an mspaint fart ghost.
 
@OrigamiRobot ahhh, fart ghost...good times
 
I only wish I still had the file.
 
the only prank better than fart ghost was probably that damn peanut butter jar
 
Bwahahaha I forgot about that.
 
2:32 PM
I swear, the more Mass Effect 3 reviews I read, the more creeped out I am.
(N.B., I only read reviews that aren't from strictly gaming publications for the most part.)
For example:
> You forget you had wanted to pursue a relationship with Garrus, whose turian face Tom Bissell described in Extra Lives as “a cross between a camel and an artichoke.” You don’t wonder what it would be like to have sex with that shape, to kiss a being with no lips, to play with those hard protrusions on his head. You don’t think about how much it might hurt you. There is sex in Mass Effect 3, but no speculation, only frantic fucking in the face of the galaxy’s end.
 
I...uh....
 
Thing is, it's actually a really good review, that paragraph just kind of comes out of nowhere and well... yeah.
 
Hello @Everyone!
 
> The series of checks and balances needed to prevent some of Shepard’s friends from dying is so arcane, and can go so far back in the series, that we have little choice but to let them go. It’s difficult to “game” Mass Effect 3 for maximum life, as one could its predecessor, because the sensation of decision making is one of reaching blindly into a nest of interdependence that is complex to the point of being meaningless.
> Choice is not even a question in this videogame. It is an operational fact, like choosing to press a button.
That's pretty spot on.
 
Does that actually ping anyone?
 
2:36 PM
@Tristan Is there a user on the network named Everyone?
And does that user use chat?
 
@IanPugsley Oh, don't feel the need to elaborate on these.
@agent86 That was a pretty cool ending, though.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Good question. There should be a global ping. And by global, I mean it only pings people currently in the room.
 
@Ullallulloo I assumed @OrigamiRobot was going to, as it was his prank
 
@Tristan and by terrible idea, I mean this one
 
2:37 PM
@Ullallulloo It's simple. I took an empty peanut butter jar and hid it around our apartment where Ian would find it. For some reason, he hated it.
 
@Tristan You can kind of hack it around with events.
 
@agent86 You are a terrible person...
 
LessPop_MoreFizz has added an event to this room's schedule.
 
@Tristan aww, I bet you say that to everyone who calls your idea terrible ;)
 
@agent86 Well, duh. Did you think you were something special? =P
 
2:39 PM
> What’s left after the humbling of player choice is an elegiac view of humanity far removed from our portrayal as precocious galactic upstarts in the first Mass Effect. It is considerably more truthful than having sex with a walking artichoke.
 
@FAE So... Based on a LoL question about enemy size... Is Lulu a support champ?
 
@Tristan no... :,(
 
FAE
@Tristan She is
 
@FAE Boooo... I was looking forward to a Mage. =(
 
0
Q: Max size for a champ

Michel AyresI was reading about Lulu (new champion) and saw this: Wild Growth (Ultimate) - Lulu enlarges an ally, knocking enemies away from them and granting them a large amount of bonus health. For the next few seconds, that ally gains an aura that slows nearby enemies. Then I start wondering: wh...

1
Q: What does an accepted answer mean in the context of meta discussions?

SternoI've seen multiple meta issues where there's a discussion about a site policy or how to handle certain issues, and answers get marked as accepted. When this lines up with the wildly popular sentiment, it makes sense. But when the accepted answer is not the most popular one, it makes me wonder wha...

0
Q: How effective is baiting Reapers into cannibalizing?

ElpezmuertoCannibals have the ability to regenerate health by consuming other fallen enemies on the battlefield. Marauders resurrect allies and coat them in scab-like armor plating. While consuming or resurrecting, the synthetic creatures are vulnerable and won't act you. Is it a valid risk / reward strate...

0
Q: WoW - auto walking addon (auto path)

GeoStrikeIs there any addon available some thing like I click on a location on the map and character starts moving to that location (without having to using arrows/move keys) This feature is there in Talisman Online, every quest is shown as a link and upon clicking on it, client will detect the coordinat...

 
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2:42 PM
@Tristan There hasn't been a support champ released in ages man :P
@Tristan Also you should rejoin SR
 
@agent86 Was the ending worse than Lost?
 
@FAE If I join that room, I leave this one... @StrixVaria Yes.
 
@Tristan That's impressive, then.
IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING AN EA GAME HAHAHAHAH
 
FAE
@Tristan What? Why?
 
Sorry, I had to.
 
2:44 PM
@FAE Disregard that. I'm a filthy liar.
 
@StrixVaria didn't watch lost, so I have no idea
I didn't think the ending was that bad. It pretty much met my expectations.
I don't really get the outrage, tbh
there were some boxes they had to check, and it dutifully checked them
 
@agent86 Lucky. While I was watching it I would have said "omfg what's wrong with you not watching Lost" but now that I've seen the "end" you're lucky you never got sucked in.
 
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@agent86 As someone who's pretty into the lore, it felt like a kick in the teeth.
 
@StrixVaria yeah, at the time I was preparing to be disappointed by Heroes. I didn't really have time to commit to another great premise with crappy follow-through
 
@agent86 What happened after season 1 of that show :(
 
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2:48 PM
@agent86 sobs at Season Two
 
@FAE Indeed. Everything up until that elevator (oh, what a shock) was fine. In fact, if everything had just faded to black then, or there was a massive explosion...fair enough. But everything after that was trolling.
 
@FAE eh, I don't want to spoil people who haven't seen it, but it pretty well aligned with the endings to the last two games, imho. it's a good "stopping point" for the shepard story, which I think needed to end
 
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@agent86 I don't disagree with the stopping point part, but ;alkdjf;akfasd re: the rest.
 
But don't worry, there's another story! ...or something. >_>
's mind explodes
 
@StrixVaria this. I pretty well called it at the time though. I told my wife "this is an awesome show, but I just don't know where you go from here." it's kind of a problem with the superhero genre on the whole.
 
2:49 PM
@FAE I've been making fun of it, but I think this is actually a really good take on the ending: pitchfork.com/killscreen/…
 
@FAE yeah, I can't really talk about it further without massive spoilers. the "coerced multiplayer" is the part that really bugs me
 
Kill screen alternates between being super insightful and super incredibly dumb so often I just don't know what to make of it.
> Though in the summer of 2010 it held enough cultural capital to earn itself a poorly-researched New York Times trend piece, nobody Ices each other these days, because it's dangerous and stupid and still illegal to publicly consume alcohol. But during the magical summer of 2010—the summer of Four Loko and the World Cup and Twitter—it wasn't. Icing was live-action role-playing for the rest of us, a way for us to pretend to be wizards and shit. Or, y’know, make each other drink Smirnoff Ice.
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Wow, that paragraph you quoted really does come out of nowhere.
 
@FAE This seems to be a trend in ME3 reviews. Grantlands writeup has a really similar out of nowhere "OH HEY BY THE WAY THERE IS ALIEN SEX" paragraph.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz are we not already over the alien sex? we had this "scandal" 5 years ago.
 
2:54 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I disagree with that in the sense that the rushed feeling of desperation was clearly absent from the final moments, since Shepard pretty much just plays along with the options presented. You can argue the choice of options was outside his/her control, but there wasn't any significant attempt to say "Woah, woah, woah...WTF is going on here?"
 
yeah. there are aliens. you can sex them. I actually got bored during the alien sex this time and browsed the internet instead.
 
@agent86 It's weird. The writers in question generally aren't scandalized, so much as...
 
blue alien side boob? ho hum.
 
I dunno, compelled to comment?
 
For anyone who knows who THePETEBOX is, full-length LP finally coming out on April 11th. For anyone who doesn't:
 
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2:59 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Interesting article.
@TimStone Do you have Steam?
 
Aye
 
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@TimStone may I add you?
 
Sure. I'm darktalisman there
 
if you're not sick of the "unnecessary censorship" videos, here's a ME3 one:
miranda's is pretty funny :)
 
@TimStone also added
 
3:11 PM
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Q: Mouse in games - Alternative input methods

sildanMy shoulder hurts if I use the mouse for more than 30 minutes at a time, that's why I currently only play games with an xbox 360 gamepad. However, with Diablo 3 I will not be able to do that. Does anyone know of an alternate input method that has similar precision to a mouse? I've been thinking...

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Q: Playing Fallout 1 with unarmed

PawkaI'm currently playing Fallout 1 once more and decided do not pick up skills which I'm calling as "standard set". Before I was always picking speech + two from small/big/energy weapons. Now I've decided to choice prepared character - Natalia Dubrovhsky. She has Sneak, Steal and Unarmed as tag skil...

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Q: Which assault rifle does the most damage per second?

Bravo840As an engineer with overload and incinerate I am looking to find the fastest way to drop an opponent after I remove their defenses. As I only carry one weapon to allow my powers to recharge faster, I find I need an all purpose long/meduim/close range weapon to augment my power usage. Enter the as...

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Q: PSVita doesnt wake back up

somdowSup all, so im wondering, has anyone with a Vita had problems with their Vita not waking back up from a long sleep? i play my vita for a few mins a day and then leave it sleep/charging for long periods (i never turn any of my hardware off) so that said, i was talking to a few buddies online and ...

 
3:38 PM
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Q: What does prevent me from spamming houses?

happy_emiIt seems that in this game building houses has only good effects, since they basically provide more taxes income. In Impression games, however building houses like there was no tomorrow wasn't a great idea because (among other reasons) you had to keep people employed. Anno, however, doesn't imp...

 
@agent86 How do you know if you skipped it? BUSTED!
 
@Sterno I watched bits of it, so I caught the side boob.
I was just surprised at how bored I was by it
 
The game is built for more aggressive styles of play, so that rather than hide behind crates Shepard can dash from one end of the map to the other while climbing over them, leaping over chasms, doing ninja rolls, and stabbing enemies in the face.
that reviewer did not play on Insanity
 
@Sterno .. did not play the game. (fixed that for you)
 
In another change, Shepard can run forever without becoming tired, thus moving perpetually into the action and further away from you. As opposed to getting winded after 5 seconds like in the other game? Which is more plausible for a badass space marine?
I'm hating this review
@LessPopMoreFizz I'm surprised you call this a good review. The guy seems like he stuck the game on Casual Action Mode and just ran through shooting things
 
3:55 PM
@Sterno no, they played Vanguard! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
 
@BenBrocka even still, this is a really unfair characterization: The game is nothing but chase and activation, a breathless stutter of emptying clips into demonic glowing heads and slamming down buttons that do important things for the war effort, like powering a comm tower.
Particularly when in the midst of trying to make the point that it's different than ME2
 
Arguably that suits the combat segment, but also matches most 3rd person shooters
I'm not sure how they missed the 50% of the game that's not shooting things though
I WISH I could just shoot up the council and steal their fleets to fight the Reapers, but you have to be all political and junk
Would be a sort of funny game though. "Click repeatedly to gather the Krogan's support! "
 

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